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Anonymous (ID: zYVcv0HM) United States No.512799323 >>512799426 >>512799548 >>512799756 >>512799816 >>512799869 >>512799888 >>512799925 >>512800051 >>512800078 >>512800181 >>512800201 >>512800325 >>512800351 >>512800423 >>512800575 >>512800747 >>512800789 >>512800823 >>512800825 >>512800874 >>512800920 >>512801305 >>512801358 >>512801380 >>512801779 >>512801805 >>512801844 >>512801887 >>512802125 >>512802492 >>512803178 >>512803983 >>512804556 >>512805138 >>512805206 >>512805277 >>512805472 >>512805501 >>512805951 >>512806580 >>512807492 >>512807590 >>512807599 >>512807652 >>512807748 >>512807774 >>512807884 >>512807888 >>512810630 >>512811884 >>512812385 >>512812614 >>512813218 >>512813544 >>512814680 >>512814782 >>512814830 >>512814958 >>512815871 >>512815930 >>512818426 >>512819027 >>512819076 >>512819696 >>512819818 >>512821369 >>512822004 >>512822211 >>512822609 >>512822667 >>512822772 >>512822988 >>512822989 >>512824667 >>512825026 >>512825902 >>512827434 >>512827729 >>512829866 >>512830854 >>512836209 >>512836428
What’s the worst way to go
Anonymous (ID: EDlDel2m) Israel No.512799426 >>512799905 >>512800233 >>512801405 >>512801887 >>512807888 >>512829236
>>512799323 (OP)
buried alive
Anonymous (ID: RvbPaIdu) United States No.512799548 >>512799905
>>512799323 (OP)
Buried alive with no hope of escape, no auditory or visual senses, just waiting to die as you run out of oxygen and starve.
Anonymous (ID: BqZ+bYhA) United States No.512799669 >>512800322 >>512809752 >>512822457 >>512827611
slowing wasting away scrolling 4chan and waiting for the day your "caretaker" dies and you have to suicide
Anonymous (ID: qP3YkvZF) United Kingdom No.512799756 >>512800266 >>512808331
>>512799323 (OP)

Getting eaten alive by cannibals mouthfuls at a time
Anonymous (ID: RABQsoYu) United States No.512799769 >>512812246
rome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
Anonymous (ID: a74zfqFl) Sweden No.512799816
>>512799323 (OP)
Death by avocado.
Anonymous (ID: siTyd415) United States No.512799869 >>512800349
>>512799323 (OP)
Id assume asphyxiation or being burned alive
Anonymous (ID: Cfh3vfqx) United States No.512799888 >>512800839
>>512799323 (OP)
constipation or diarrhea
Anonymous (ID: 1W2YhYpv) United States No.512799905
>>512799426
>>512799548
It would be pretty scary, but you'd pass out from hypoxia fairly quickly.
Anonymous (ID: 8pjzJqyi) United States No.512799925
>>512799323 (OP)
snu snu
Anonymous (ID: ExlCmRbE) Germany No.512800024 >>512805864
dying old
Anonymous (ID: OOHdgKaF) United States No.512800051 >>512807377
>>512799323 (OP)
probably getting buried alive and slowly starving to death when other people are near you but cannot help you because they can't locate you
Anonymous (ID: H3S+qEHF) United States No.512800068
Traditional Chinese Ling-Chi
Anonymous (ID: FRisnvGQ) Canada No.512800078 >>512800526
>>512799323 (OP)
The ancients already solved for this. Scaphism, but with modern medicine keeping you alive longer.
Anonymous (ID: mQ8ysI2R) United States No.512800181 >>512800307
>>512799323 (OP)
Being chained to a chair having your entire body lit on fire with gasoline burn for a couple seconds get put out with a fire extinguisher lit on fire again put fire out with extinguisher rinse and repeat. It was from a movie called sinners and saints
Anonymous (ID: brzZCz9h) No.512800195 >>512832656
That gas that comes from mixing bleach and other chemicals is super brutal know from personal experience.

Freezing in the winter is also really horrible.
Anonymous (ID: Y/4oO0U2) United States No.512800201 >>512801168
>>512799323 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: TxFPUyrl) Finland No.512800233 >>512802403 >>512802741 >>512803148 >>512805338 >>512814700
>>512799426
Thats not even bad, two hours of suffering tops if its a coffin with some air, breaking on the wheel for example can be a far more gruesome fate, or impalement, castrated plus cauterization with oubliette or being drawn and quartered the long way

During the 30 years war people made prisoners of war slowly drink boiling shit and piss untill their insides were completely burned and infected, there are countless examples
Anonymous (ID: NYgEDTqQ) United States No.512800266
>>512799756
this guy knows whats up
Anonymous (ID: brzZCz9h) No.512800307
>>512800181
Necklacing is really brutal too I don't know about it from experience though.
Anonymous (ID: BLQvqt61) Germany No.512800322
>>512799669
The only correct answer
Anonymous (ID: JbUg0gJ2) Hungary No.512800325 >>512801117
>>512799323 (OP)
Being forced to attend to an institution that is really just a jailhouse to break your spirit, getting bullied by your fellow kids and terrorised by your shitty parents until you are old enough to work, slaving away for about 6 more decades to make some kike motherfucker rich without ever owning as much as a home of your own, getting stuck in a marriage with a narcissistic, sociopathic woman or being forever alone, getting dementia, and slowly dying in a diaper in the course of 1-2 years forgetting more and more of yourself.
Anonymous (ID: TxFPUyrl) Finland No.512800349 >>512800471 >>512801079
>>512799869
Both very mellow ways to go, when you get choked out its not even completely unpleasant and when you are getting burned alive just inhale the smoke from the pyre and die before burning alive, ez
Anonymous (ID: s2731ccp) United States No.512800351
>>512799323 (OP)
Pitbulls ripping you to shreds because you went for a walk
Anonymous (ID: 1hccoE3q) United States No.512800423
>>512799323 (OP)
my low back would love this shit
Anonymous (ID: brzZCz9h) No.512800471 >>512801187 >>512822385
>>512800349
Hanging and slashing are extremely pleasant ways to go.

Anything that produces a burning sensation though such as cold, gas, or fire is horrific.
Anonymous (ID: LaWmTQt7) United States No.512800526
>>512800078
>Imagine killing the enemy leader in battle thus securing the throne for your king and he rewards you with infinite milk and honey and a retirement to a damp swamp on a canoe for the rest of your life
Anonymous (ID: munlm0Ph) United States No.512800565 >>512817596
A nursing home
Anonymous (ID: FK4occSt) United States No.512800575 >>512802990
>>512799323 (OP)
Tied between two boats in the harbor.
Anonymous (ID: +WtNHPIP) Italy No.512800747
>>512799323 (OP)
Scared
Anonymous (ID: dbqyhP9E) United States No.512800789
>>512799323 (OP)
Probably drowning to death. Really painful.
Anonymous (ID: 8MB0bJI8) Brazil No.512800823 >>512809225
>>512799323 (OP)
pain wise? skinned alive or burned.

but being impaled is something that somehow feels worse, imagine a sharp metal pipe getting through your anus slowly and piercing every organ, until it reaches your mouth.
Anonymous (ID: v9V9yCre) United States No.512800825 >>512801207 >>512819489
>>512799323 (OP)
Being skinned alive or flaying as the plebs call it.
Anonymous (ID: Cfh3vfqx) United States No.512800839 >>512802460
>>512799888
>not one single check
Hope you all die a painful constipated death or from dehydration because you couldn't stop shitting.
McDonald's!
Anonymous (ID: z+V+4HdK) United Kingdom No.512800874
>>512799323 (OP)
currently what I'm doing right now
Anonymous (ID: RgpZRn/D) United States No.512800920 >>512803533
>>512799323 (OP)
Obviously many forms of torture, but a long dragged out torture can be worse. You are keeping someone alive, in isolation, alone with their thoughts until they snap, then you start the physical torture, daily sessions for decades.

Or dementia, not being lucid or mentally sound is a fate worse than death. If I ever became schizo or dementia diagnosed I would off myself asap

Remember, if you like kids you will be tortured in prison. So don't do that.
Anonymous (ID: udC8/f67) United Kingdom No.512801079 >>512801422
>>512800349
There was a video recently of a pile-up inside a tunnel in Canada a few months ago. A trucker tot trapped in his cab while a fire engulfed him, the whole time he's screaming for his mama. I try to avoid gore in general, but that was something else entirely.
Anonymous (ID: kabYf6Pg) Australia No.512801117
>>512800325
I resemble that. Haven't quite reached the diaper stage yet, but getting close.
Anonymous (ID: 1hccoE3q) United States No.512801168 >>512801677 >>512802031
>>512800201
to anyone wondering this is an ancient greek punishment called β€œthe boats” - described in Plutarch’s Life of Atarxerxes, they’d give some poor fucker enough milk and honey to give him the shits, tie him between two logs or boats with his extremities exposed and those would also be smeared with honey

they’d find a nice cypress swamp and let the guy float there until he was eaten alive by bugs and other critters
Anonymous (ID: TxFPUyrl) Finland No.512801187
>>512800471
True, especially ways that take a long time, like a slow african roasting session while you're amputated or siberian americans with their torture rituals, those would be incredibly bad ways to go
chud (ID: 6rBDOMEN) Uruguay No.512801207 >>512801781
>>512800825
beat me to it
Anonymous (ID: neUmRAy5) United States No.512801305
>>512799323 (OP)
Being a wagie for 40 years, then dying alone in your studio apartment.
Anonymous (ID: YWW08Tch) Canada No.512801358
>>512799323 (OP)
When they GO?
Anonymous (ID: 7f+0YzV9) United States No.512801380
>>512799323 (OP)
selling out your beliefs
Anonymous (ID: HK+KXJfu) United States No.512801405 >>512820001
>>512799426
Cancer. Burned alive may last for a few minutes max.
Anonymous (ID: TxFPUyrl) Finland No.512801422 >>512824075
>>512801079
Would you rather die like that guy in maybe 15 minutes or get impaled by a sheep fat covered log being pushed up your ass and you then dangle up in there for maybe a week before slowly being dispatched?
Anonymous (ID: jyOWBz5g) United States No.512801677 >>512802031 >>512804782 >>512833080
>>512801168
>Life of Atarxerxes
Wouldn't that have been a Persian though? There's some really gruesome things recorded of the Persians and other empires before them, often for no real reason. Some queen slowly mutilated/vivisected some girl essentially just because she was becoming a hag
Anonymous (ID: viZSoR7j) France No.512801779 >>512802020
>>512799323 (OP)
Probably being restrained vertically feets down and getting very slowly submerged bit by bit in an acid bath until your whole body gets drowned in it. You'll stay conscious during most of the process while your pain receptors will keep being functional until the very end. Make the victim watch this video at the same time to make it even more painful https://youtu.be/SbYXkOAoZpI?feature=shared
Anonymous (ID: v9V9yCre) United States No.512801781
>>512801207
Yeah not a huge fan or shit like being buried alive or the pit or the bronze bull. People say being burned at the stake is worse but honestly after a few minutes I think you go number. I know drowning you definitely go numb.
Anonymous (ID: +mmVoGIo) United Kingdom No.512801805 >>512802020 >>512803818
>>512799323 (OP)
I wonder if that's good for fixing backpain
Anonymous (ID: y0pXuEqc) No.512801844
>>512799323 (OP)
painless deaths only
Anonymous (ID: 4OcHCp4r) Serbia No.512801887 >>512802556
>>512799323 (OP)
>>512799426
Scaphism
Anonymous (ID: JbUg0gJ2) Hungary No.512802020 >>512802189 >>512802556
>>512801779
4chanx Chads keep winning.

>>512801805
>a stock that is not a common accessory to torture racks
>leather cuffs
That's BDSM furniture my man. But if you ask the dominatrix nicely enough maybe she'll give you a back massage in the end.
Anonymous (ID: 2LvkT23G) Germany No.512802031
>>512801168
>>512801677
those might just be atrocity propaganda
happened in the world wars too afterall
Anonymous (ID: 2jwItdNU) Lithuania No.512802125
>>512799323 (OP)
Smallpox.
Anonymous (ID: 1iOrh/XA) United States No.512802189
>>512802020
Google removed it from the store, I want to install it locally but I don’t want to lose all of my fucking filters
Anonymous (ID: xMo/nLiV) France No.512802218
you get densesitized to stuff. the most painful thing is to live. only for chads and fighters, cowards can kys and burn in hell with the other cowards
Anonymous (ID: s45v38rv) United States No.512802307
poop drowning
Anonymous (ID: Z86jsQVz) United States No.512802386
Razim sank into the salt. It was already up to his arm-pits. And it was as if he knew what was going to happen, that the game was finally over. Somehow, in the last seconds of his life, he managed to force a smile to his face.
To Alex it looked like a hideous grimace. "Please..," he whimpered. "Help me! Throw me a rope!"
The salt climbed higher.
Razim could feel the pressure crushing his stomach and chest. The salt pile was like some hideous creature, drawing him in, inch by inch, swallowing him alive. "You cheated me!" he screeched. "I was better than you. I should have won!"
Alex did nothing. There was nothing he could do.
With the last of his strength, Razim lunged for the gun, stretching his arm across the surface of the salt pile.
His fingertips brushed against it. But he wasn't close enough to pick it up. He gave up the struggle. His arm was dragged beneath the surface. The salt rose over his shoulders. Now only his head and neck were visible, as if he had been decapitated in the fight.
"Don't move, Alex!" One of the CIA men had reached the bridge and was crawling toward Alex. "We're coming to get you."
Alex watched.
Something horrible was happening to Razim. The salt had penetrated his skin, working its way through the pores. It was as if he was being cooked alive inside the huge pile. White foam began to bubble out of his mouth.
It trailed out his eyes. Alex was reminded of a garden slug. He had heard it said that slugs died horribly if they were rolled in salt.
Anonymous (ID: s73r++ta) United States No.512802403 >>512802575 >>512802741 >>512803148 >>512804279
>>512800233
>drinking piss and poo
I believe they called it the swedish drink back them since their soldiers inflicted it on people.
Anonymous (ID: 2kTlzjnA) United States No.512802460 >>512803926
>>512800839
no, its just not the worst way to go you unbelievable faggot
Anonymous (ID: LH4redV7) United States No.512802492
>>512799323 (OP)
A lifetime of slavery via taxation and depreciating fiat currency while being told you are free and live in the richest (most in debt) nation on earth. Basically, a living blood bag for parasites for 80 years.
Anonymous (ID: 4OcHCp4r) Serbia No.512802556 >>512802865 >>512823462
>>512802020
>>512801887
Sorry, nothing beats scaphism
Anonymous (ID: Tk8AGJYO) United States No.512802561
Drowning
Anonymous (ID: 9TOqWi77) Peru No.512802568 >>512802870
There was a video at /uhg/ where a mobik got struck by a drone, he didn't immediately die, instead the ammo he was carrying started to cook off, eventually setting his cheap chink uniform on fire.
That guy was probably raped by his officer and the barrier squad before the mission, he was there because like so many russkies he couldn't afford retirement and the war offeredmoney he could only dream of, you can imagine what his life already was.
Now think about his last moments, broken but still conscious, trying to free himself despite knowing it was all over and all that remained was the most horrible death.
Anonymous (ID: +mmVoGIo) United Kingdom No.512802575 >>512802741 >>512804279 >>512833765
>>512802403
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk
Anonymous (ID: 1W2YhYpv) United States No.512802741 >>512803148
>>512800233
>>512802403
>>512802575
More proof that war is gay and only fags and retards think it's cool.
Anonymous (ID: 4OcHCp4r) Serbia No.512802865
>>512802556
You would be glued between 2 boats and all of your orfices and soft tissues would be doused in honey and milk, the boat would be released into a swap, lake or a river and after that thousands of wasps, hornets, bees and other insects would eat you for days while being kept alive, you would die with your genitals, nails, anus, mouth and eyes missing, living through the experience
Anonymous (ID: RgpZRn/D) United States No.512802870
>>512802568
Your body goes into shock with burn injuries like that. Painful as fuck in his last moments but it overwhelmed his senses that he likely didn't feel a thing
Anonymous (ID: dgtn5k9F) Canada No.512802990 >>512807953
>>512800575
I feel like this is what Jews want to do to every non Jew but instead of 80 or so years of survival they want us to suffer like this for infinite time
Anonymous (ID: xwm5VT3G) Poland No.512803140
Anonymous (ID: H9yHZyar) United States No.512803148 >>512804279
>>512800233
>>512802403
>>512802741
So war is actually just fags chimping out and playing with poop? Also that doesn’t really make sense since boiled feces would be sterilized
Anonymous (ID: A8FxCgM/) Canada No.512803178 >>512815962
>>512799323 (OP)
Going hiking or camping by yourself and falling down breaking your back, paralyzing yourself from the shoulders down, then night falling and a pack of wolves closes in, getting closer and closer as they realize your shouts and screams and flailing about are impotent and they can do what they want.
Anonymous (ID: H9yHZyar) United States No.512803533
>>512800920
This is normgroid just world cope, pedos get luxury treatment in prisons thanks to protective custody. It’s always funny watchingnnormies say this while their president rapes kids openly lmfao
Anonymous (ID: Cfh3vfqx) United States No.512803818
>>512801805
Depends on the cause of the back pain. If the discs in your spine are being compressed then yes.
Anonymous (ID: Cfh3vfqx) United States No.512803926
>>512802460
Shit yourself.
Anonymous (ID: sbVs0LIs) United States No.512803983
>>512799323 (OP)
Dying for israel
No contest
Next question.
Anonymous (ID: t1SS/1SY) Germany No.512804279 >>512804472 >>512833765
>>512802403
>>512802575
>>512803148
Heres a realistic rendition of the act.

It was alledgdly used to make peasants give up the location of their valuables, but in practice the sw*des just did it to satisfy their scatological fetishes.
Anonymous (ID: X01jaRvp) United States No.512804472
>>512804279
thanks, this is a highly based photo.
Anonymous (ID: 1SYPKWt0) United Kingdom No.512804556 >>512804916 >>512805833
>>512799323 (OP)
Look up the execution of GyΓΆrgy DΓ³zsa
Anonymous (ID: mGHiJz1B) United States No.512804782 >>512809600
>>512801677
>Wouldn't that have been a Persian though?
it was the persians
Anonymous (ID: JbUg0gJ2) Hungary No.512804916
>>512804556
A man of culture.
Anonymous (ID: nXaRSZCk) No.512805138
>>512799323 (OP)
raped endlessly and watching it from a screen also christianity.
Anonymous (ID: yfXg8LqP) Argentina No.512805206
>>512799323 (OP)
Married to a BPD lunatic that will nag and scream at you until you get a heart attack
Anonymous (ID: TRlfDkt8) United Kingdom No.512805230
Probably having your limbs chopped off by a Brazillian cartel whilst being filmed and laughed at.
Anonymous (ID: QBRgHSXH) No.512805254
being eaten alive by a bear starting from the groin has to be near the top. Canids will strangulate first, big cats bite through the brain stem but omnivore bears will torture you
Anonymous (ID: s7n7pQA6) United States No.512805277 >>512805938
>>512799323 (OP)
Unprotected reentry into the atmosphere while listening to Julio Eglacias.
Anonymous (ID: D/GxI2WL) United States No.512805338 >>512809285 >>512809660 >>512822303
>>512800233
Just being chained up in a torture chamber and periodically tormented with a hot poker, pinchers, and having your hands/ass/feet/teeth scorched/poked/broken, etc. would be about as bad as it gets.
Months of laying aorund in fear of the next torment session before expiring would be the worst. I had a toothache that I ignored for months, and the moments when it'd come screaming back in the middle of the night were like a kind of torment I wouldn't wish on anyone.
Imagine now having your teeth broken in half with the nerves expoed, your fingers broken, and your ass burned with a poker, leaving you in a constant state of unbearable pain between hour-long sessions of excruciating torment beyond imagining.
Then thrown back into a cold cell to sleep on a hard floor while your body constantly signals pain from your exposed nerves.
Extended torment would be the worst. The torture chambers, to the extent that they were even real, had to be the most terrifying things.
There were genuine recorded torments that definitely did happen, but they were reserved for the worst of the worst.
I remember reading about some guys who plotted against the king, and they had to watch as the others were burned with pokers, had their feet put to the fire, etc. Having your feet burned to the bone while alive would be terrible. So the remaining guys attempted to kill themselves before it could be done to them, trying to choke themselves with their restraints.
They failed.
Anonymous (ID: Sdxu44k9) United States No.512805472
>>512799323 (OP)
in a hospital
Anonymous (ID: qkaC3OdD) United States No.512805501 >>512805905
>>512799323 (OP)
The way they killed Dennis Weaver's character in Duel at Diablo.

Or being on a flight like Alaska 261.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-UGtdGryU
Anonymous (ID: t1SS/1SY) Germany No.512805833
>>512804556
>the execution of GyΓΆrgy DΓ³zsa
>What’s more, we ordinary commoners suspend and hang nobles on their own gates, hang on skewers, destroy their property, tear down their houses, and kill their wives and children in the midst of the greatest possible torture.

While that is kinda based, I would say: What goes around, comes around.
Maybe just cleanly rope the nobility without being a total nigger about it and be extended the same courtesy in return if you lose.
Anonymous (ID: 50SB5ek4) United States No.512805864
>>512800024
This is only true if you count infant mortality skewering the numbers. After that people tended to live a decent amount of time.
Anonymous (ID: D/GxI2WL) United States No.512805905
>>512805501
I just did a bonfire yesterday and was reminded of Indians' penchant for torture with fire. The feather indians came of with some of the most barbaric shit imaginable.
Kidnapping children, mutilating their faces, then sending them back disfigured to their parents. Scalping, burying people in the hot sand with water in front of them that they cannot reach, putting them on fire ant hives, etc.
Good riddance to them. I'm glad most of the 'indians' of modern times are just LARPing mexicans.
Anonymous (ID: TWNZ7Hla) United States No.512805938
>>512805277
>Unprotected reentry into the atmosphere
You would just lose consciousness and die of asphyxiation a few moments after being released from whatever vessel got you up there long before dying from the incineration of reentry. A very mild death compared to many methods mentioned in this thread
Anonymous (ID: i6IW2iql) United States No.512805951 >>512822843
>>512799323 (OP)
Gone without even trying
Anonymous (ID: QTeiVG54) Poland No.512806580
>>512799323 (OP)
>What’s the worst way to go
be born r*ssian
Anonymous (ID: eZPkLor7) United States No.512806839
needs some drug like meth in the reverse for pain, and then torture and humiliation
Anonymous (ID: 5uLcG804) United States No.512807377
>>512800051
>slowly starving to death

You would suffocate long before that happens.
Anonymous (ID: j6n2fkPB) Netherlands No.512807492
>>512799323 (OP)
ask ur local mexican they made it into an art
Anonymous (ID: 9QSp/iBw) Canada No.512807590 >>512810564
>>512799323 (OP)
To never go is prob the worst way. 40 years is a lot, imagine a few thousand. It sort of makes interview with a vampire make sense where they were complaining about living for so long.

Can you imagine life with no end where you know and remember it all? Holy fuck!!
Anonymous (ID: pJGrHwiK) United States No.512807599
>>512799323 (OP)
Scaphism
I just think it's the worst way to go, hands down.
Anonymous (ID: vZPyqbhQ) France No.512807652
>>512799323 (OP)
Old age because it takes the longest.
Anonymous (ID: upG6NsdH) United States No.512807748
>>512799323 (OP)
Scaphism
Anonymous (ID: OVLL22sG) United States No.512807774 >>512807839
>>512799323 (OP)
Haven't been able to shit for 6 months all they can do is prescribe laxatives. I'd say this is pretty bad im ready to commit suicide. No doctors can't help.
Anonymous (ID: QTeiVG54) Poland No.512807839 >>512808278
>>512807774
keep eating goyslop with no fiber
Anonymous (ID: MvbPvkr1) United States No.512807884
>>512799323 (OP)
Investigating Epstein and getting a knock on your door.
Anonymous (ID: sV/a9puN) Canada No.512807888
>>512799323 (OP)
>>512799426
Probably this one
> burning by ingesting molten lead
Which is one of the authorized methods of capital punishment in jeeeewdaism
Anonymous (ID: OFRrXrr9) United Kingdom No.512807953
>>512802990
they're not called the synagogue of satan for nothing
Anonymous (ID: OVLL22sG) United States No.512808278 >>512808378 >>512808501 >>512809636 >>512814589
>>512807839
Nigger I ate nothing but baby food a few times a day for the first week, every single fucking faggot thinks they have an answer and NOTHING WORKS god fucking damn it every single person is exactly the fucking same
>DID YOU TRY DRINKING WATER
>OH MAYBE EAT SOME FRUIT
NO I DIDNT ALREADY THINK OF THOSE THINGS WITHIN 6 FUCKING MONTHS YOU RETARDED JERK OFF
Anonymous (ID: O/4/cUCl) United States No.512808331
>>512799756
My go-to is being asshole forward by a bear or cougar, but cannibals is a decent answer.
Anonymous (ID: QTeiVG54) Poland No.512808378 >>512808478
>>512808278
then tell them to check you for colon cancer
there could be a fucking tennis ball tumor blocking your shit pipe
Anonymous (ID: OVLL22sG) United States No.512808478 >>512808536
>>512808378
OH YEAH ANON WITHIN 6 FUCKING MONTHS I DIDNT HAVE A COLONOSCOPY OR AN MRI OR AN MRS OR MY BLOOD TESTED GEE WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I THINK OF THAT
Anonymous (ID: JbUg0gJ2) Hungary No.512808501 >>512810492
>>512808278
Consider the following. The smooth muscle tissue of your intestines could be dying resulting in no bowel movement. Autoimmune diseases and a variety of other reasons could be causing it.
Anonymous (ID: QTeiVG54) Poland No.512808536
>>512808478
then maybe if you stop being so angry and anal retentive you shits will resume
Anonymous (ID: 16S+Y8Rq) United States No.512808565 >>512810493
To you guys NEED to read News From Scotland
Anonymous (ID: O/4/cUCl) United States No.512809225
>>512800823
>impalement
And then, done right, the accused spends at least several days alive on the spike. Or can be pulled off the spike and left to writhe at the city gates.
Anonymous (ID: JyPl3qsd) France No.512809285 >>512811595 >>512818719 >>512822303
>>512805338
/thread
there is nothing worse than the good old medieval torture to break a man, it's sufferings beyond everything we can imagine.
I feel you for the toothache, it's the maximum pain humans endure in normal circumstances. That's horrible enough when it hit you, but that's literally nothing compared to having hot needles pushed under your nails, having your eyes burned with a hot iron, having your balls twisted in a pincer... comparatively our toothache is like a 2 on the ladder of pain lol.

You can't even wish this to your worse enemy.
Anonymous (ID: jyOWBz5g) United States No.512809600
>>512804782
Yeah but I'm just pointing out that guy called it an Ancient Greek punishment and then told how Persians were doing it
Anonymous (ID: e4YwN6I/) United States No.512809636
>>512808278
Drink some oil.
Anonymous (ID: RKRSDnt/) Canada No.512809660
>>512805338
I sometimes wonder what suicide methods you can perform to escape torture.

There was a criminal who had suffered a concussion in prison, which left a spot in the back of his skull extremely sensitive. He apparently woke up in his hospital bed (Still chained) and flung his head against the wall as hard as he could to basically give himself brain death, and it worked.

I wonder if there was anyway for someone to end the pain. I know slitting your wrist vertically down your forearm can make you bleed out, I wonder if it's possible for someone to chew their way into their arm and bite off a vein to end their life in their cell.
Anonymous (ID: RKRSDnt/) Canada No.512809752
>>512799669
Actually being retired, an old fuck who doesn't have to try, browsing the chan all day with the oldfags sounds pretty awesome, I'm looking forward to spending my retirement with you stupid assholes.
Anonymous (ID: OVLL22sG) United States No.512810492 >>512810700
>>512808501
Might be it but doctors won't help so I guess I'll never know
Anonymous (ID: jyOWBz5g) United States No.512810493
>>512808565
>pain of the boots
Did they stomp on his balls?
Anonymous (ID: dMbcdcoV) United States No.512810564 >>512811253 >>512811718 >>512818562 >>512822707
>>512807590
Right? Why I don't believe in a fairy tale afterlife. Let's say Heaven is real. You go to this beautiful, magical place when you die, for all eternity. Think about that. Eternity. Billions of years would pass. Trillions. Quadrillions. Centillions. What are you supposed to do with so much time? You can read every book ever written, hear every song, learn everything, do everything imaginable, take a nap that lasts 100 trillion years, and STILL have ETERNITY left. And it just keeps going. It never ends. It goes on forever, and you can't stop it. Even in paradise does this really sound appealing? It sounds like Hell.
Anonymous (ID: papGIVpM) United States No.512810630
>>512799323 (OP)
Tied to stakes on top of an anthill.
Gonna take a while for the ants to eat enough of you to kill you.
From what I hear, they like to start with your eyes.
Anonymous (ID: e4YwN6I/) United States No.512810700
>>512810492
Drink. Some. Oil.
Not hot boiling oil though. More like fish oil or something.
Anonymous (ID: 9cy2xtzk) United States No.512811253
>>512810564
I was just thinking about this earlier today. I would have to hope that time functions differently in the afterlife (Rather than linearly) because if we're subject to experiencing one moment after another until the conclusion of time, we're in some serious trouble.
Anonymous (ID: jyOWBz5g) United States No.512811595
>>512809285
I feel like I can guess what this is for, but what is it?
Anonymous (ID: 6EoeFp3t) Netherlands No.512811718
>>512810564
Hell is living temporarily in a body
Anonymous (ID: Wi4ywiUT) United States No.512811884 >>512814782
>>512799323 (OP)
saw a video of a guy with his face ripped off, arm chopped off and a leg being cut off as he just sits there alive. theres quite a few defaced cartel videos and i have to say some of the shit they do to those guys is not a way to go. dumping hydrofluoric acid or something similar all over your defleshed body
Anonymous (ID: XD63Lv7b) United States No.512811914
Having a wife, a home, a career and possessions but spending life miserable anyway because they turned out to not be the ones you wanted. You see other people around you have better versions of those things and it makes you hate your blessings because you’re mentally ill. You hide a substance abuse problem to cope a little, until one day it’s too much and you kill yourself, never having nutted up and changed anything. You are mourned by the people you secretly hated, but the irony will never be known to them.
Anonymous (ID: T2NpQIqw) United States No.512812000
Anonymous (ID: 4TMXpBtL) United States No.512812246
>>512799769
I told you niggers that Rome is Babylon.
And London is Rome.
And DC is London.

Human slavery, torture, ritual sacrifice and cannibalism were practiced to perfection 6000 years ago. But hey, at least we got vape pens, and onlyfans, and football season coming up.
Anonymous (ID: vc9UAykX) Singapore No.512812283 >>512812665
Im sure the fly shit on the boat is worse tho
Anonymous (ID: wKRowivZ) United States No.512812385 >>512823744
>>512799323 (OP)
without accepting the gift of free salvation from God

all other circumstances are irrelevant
mene mene tekel upharsin
Anonymous (ID: /63wjmUI) Canada No.512812614
>>512799323 (OP)
scaphism is the worst way to go, all other answers are from people unaware of scaphism
Anonymous (ID: /63wjmUI) Canada No.512812665
>>512812283
based singapore knows
Anonymous (ID: 5DCbcPNY) United States No.512813218
>>512799323 (OP)
Being Scourged, forced to carry a heavy wooden Cross and then Crucified.
Anonymous (ID: QaLWyTYI) United States No.512813544
>>512799323 (OP)
In your sleep.
Anonymous (ID: X2unmaHz) United States No.512814589
>>512808278
Look nigger, I’ve had a lower back injury for 20 years and can’t stand it when people give advice, but eat 12 kiwi fruit and take a colace gel cap and if you don’t shit your brains out your intestines are dead and go from there rather than β€œfiguring it out”.
Anonymous (ID: UhQ6YquD) Sweden No.512814680
>>512799323 (OP)
>What’s the worst way to go
Living my life.
Anonymous (ID: MSLeYr9K) United States No.512814700 >>512814798 >>512815654
>>512800233
White people do this barbarian shit to people that look just them over jew fairy tales but welcome absolute shitskins to rape their daughters with open arms. We deserve everything that happens to us.
Anonymous (ID: Wi4ywiUT) United States No.512814782 >>512814830
>>512799323 (OP)
>>512811884
this is the video. feel like this would be a shitty way to go.
Anonymous (ID: mQ8ysI2R) United States No.512814798
>>512814700
Good point
Anonymous (ID: Wi4ywiUT) United States No.512814830 >>512815311 >>512823240
>>512814782
>>512799323 (OP)
forgot the video
UFO !!hf6N5HW8mIT (ID: KyXku0oI) United States No.512814863
Being married for 50 years
Anonymous (ID: vPWjnsCy) Canada No.512814870 >>512815435
rotting in a nursing home
Anonymous (ID: IAw3tUBC) United States No.512814958
>>512799323 (OP)
Drowning in nigger cum. Or the best way of you're OP
Anonymous (ID: JQdQInk8) United States No.512815311 >>512823241
>>512814830
Spics are fucking heinous man
Anonymous (ID: X2unmaHz) United States No.512815435
>>512814870
My grandpa spent his last 10 years in a nursing home and he loved it. He had girlfriends and a worker would bring him whiskey and if some old guy was a dick him and his friends would bully him until he died. My grandpa’s nickname was The Governor.
Anonymous (ID: TxFPUyrl) Finland No.512815654 >>512815858 >>512817224
>>512814700
Checked, what was the point of this crybaby post?
Anonymous (ID: JQdQInk8) United States No.512815858
>>512815654
I think his point is that white people are cowards and will soon be extinct and replaced
Anonymous (ID: l3E0FIx4) United States No.512815871
>>512799323 (OP)
lomg term alcoholism
Anonymous (ID: NhgmVl1T) Germany No.512815930
>>512799323 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
Anonymous (ID: MSLeYr9K) United States No.512815962
>>512803178
If you're paralyzed from the neck down you literally wouldn't feel a thing except bites to your head
Anonymous (ID: MSLeYr9K) United States No.512817224
>>512815654
Go talk your tough guy shit in the nigger part of helsinki
Anonymous (ID: YlNyzMa/) United States No.512817596 >>512822854
>>512800565
This
Being abused and neglected by uncaring and overworked staff leaving you unwashed in your filth and vomit.
Constantly going through withdrawals from a cocktail of pain meds, benzos, and psych drugs every time an incompetent jeet doctor messes with your medicine regimen.
The wailing of dementia patients always tormenting your moments of peace.
Your family quits visiting after a couple months.
You eventually forget why you're there, how long you've been there, and wonder what you did to deserve such a fate.
You spend your final months kept alive as a cash cow for the medical industry, in and out of hospitals while being prodded with painful tubes and IV needles. Your medications are more rapidly switched up and a different necrotic appendage is removed by every new doctor attending to you after you develop resistance to every class of antibiotic.
You spend your final couple days in acidosis from kidney failure, gasping like a fish out of water until your last breath.
Anonymous (ID: J9cFDhwS) Belgium No.512818326 >>512819068 >>512819349 >>512822866 >>512824340 >>512824439
I've fantasized about surgically turning people into RC cars and racing them. You remove the arms and legs and put wheels in their stead. Then bolt on a steel construction along their spine that completely restricts their movement, except for a single hingepoint that you can control for steering. Then you can further add some flair eg by sticking a spoiler attachment up their ass, replace their nose with one of those F1 car noses etc.. Race them against their family members who are also cars.
Anonymous (ID: CMyTdfEi) United States No.512818426
>>512799323 (OP)
i heard drowning is the worst
Anonymous (ID: YlNyzMa/) United States No.512818562
>>512810564
Break yourself and your experiences into different independent entities so they can each fill in their voids on their own.
Anonymous (ID: OCotYJlv) United States No.512818719 >>512819138
>>512809285
this was for gaping and ripping vaginas
Anonymous (ID: 8SMEID9O) Australia No.512818953
Please your highness,not the rack again
Anonymous (ID: bRlnTDtM) Canada No.512819027
>>512799323 (OP)
Mercury poisoning or Rabies.
It's slow, and very painful.
Anonymous (ID: 12S1pBoC) Latvia No.512819068
>>512818326
Jew confirmed.
Anonymous (ID: f7Z3wpJD) United States No.512819076
>>512799323 (OP)
In a nursing home while your memories fade away and you have no family who gives a shit about you. I'd rather be burned alive
Anonymous (ID: 12S1pBoC) Latvia No.512819138
>>512818719
Buttholes mostly but a hole is a hole.
Anonymous (ID: YlNyzMa/) United States No.512819349
>>512818326
You could make a human centipede ATV with this method also
Anonymous (ID: PBmoKn0Y) United States No.512819375 >>512821793
being broken on the wheel doesnt sound very pleasent
Anonymous (ID: DDpIcWhC) United States No.512819457
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Caribbean_diving_disaster
there is no other answer, this is it
I cant unsee it
Anonymous (ID: rxWZfwfU) United States No.512819466
im not gonna tell you
its reserved only for jews and christcucks who know theyre transjewish
Anonymous (ID: zSyhzNO1) United States No.512819489
>>512800825
Anonymous (ID: DuiYSyv5) United States No.512819696
>>512799323 (OP)
With regret of the things you could do but didn’t . Regret is hell
At least for normal people, you weirdos who want to marry an anime pillow or some weird shit need help
Anonymous (ID: ouPuf8ad) United States No.512819818 >>512821980
>>512799323 (OP)
The Guerrero flaying was the worst cartel execution I've seen.
Anonymous (ID: 4Z3v+xeu) Canada No.512820001
>>512801405
cancer is bad but cancer sufferers aren't screaming in excruciating pain constantly. they are just withering away and have access to painkillers. compared to torture? are u crazy?
Anonymous (ID: OSCwwSos) France No.512821008 >>512821495 >>512822363
Probably skinned alive. I almost drowned once and it was pretty awful. 20 minutes after being rescued i was still strugling hard to breathe.
Anonymous (ID: E+WLuMKP) United States No.512821369 >>512821477
>>512799323 (OP)
A jew not being able to sell their watch to their grandson for a profit on their death bed.
Anonymous (ID: UKBvjQKB) Brazil No.512821477
>>512821369
Oh yeah, my father and his jokes.
Anonymous (ID: zYVcv0HM) United States No.512821495
>>512821008
That probably feels similar to burning alive
Anonymous (ID: jyOWBz5g) United States No.512821793
>>512819375
Didn't most just die of thirst? Truly horrid
Anonymous (ID: pAsfc+9p) Canada No.512821980
>>512819818
Ah, the father and son, yeah.
Anonymous (ID: mIjzXGQx) Germany No.512822004
>>512799323 (OP)
>What’s the worst way to go
wageslaving your whole life for nothing then getting painful cancer after two weeks of retirement
Anonymous (ID: V/Sg6UkN) Canada No.512822211 >>512822710
>>512799323 (OP)
This: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/3-die-after-falling-into-septic-tank-1.517768
Anonymous (ID: pAsfc+9p) Canada No.512822258
For me it's prion disease.
Anonymous (ID: bQzQMkW5) Ireland No.512822303
>>512805338
>>512809285
When God made the world he intended it to be ruled by men like you.
May He help us, save us, and have mercy on our souls and the souls of our ancestors and descendants.
Good night, anons.
Anonymous (ID: kteMfVg+) United States No.512822363
>>512821008
that was choking not drowning. you fucked up the drowning part. drowning is easy and over pretty quick.
Anonymous (ID: 4Z3v+xeu) Canada No.512822385
>>512800471
hanging and slashing pleasant? no way. hanging is same as drowning, u cant breathe (unless ur neck breaks immediately). slashing u feel the slicing of ur orgins
Anonymous (ID: fJ367duT) No.512822457
>>512799669
actually sounds like a pretty comfy life
Anonymous (ID: IEqcTJBb) United States No.512822480
Eating glass.
Anonymous (ID: MOYYKRN+) United States No.512822584
Dying while scuba diving in the ocean and running out of air while plummeting to the bottom
Anonymous (ID: HgANdtic) United States No.512822609
>>512799323 (OP)
Nutty Putty Cave
Anonymous (ID: 5oJR7xpj) United States No.512822667 >>512822947
>>512799323 (OP)
Marriage

Between the captcha wait time and solving it it took me 3 minutes to make this shitty joke. I hate my life
Anonymous (ID: kN3k0GC4) United States No.512822707
>>512810564
The general premise is you do not want. You feel happy and fulfilled. You are not chasing, needing, missing or wanting. Everything is there already
Anonymous (ID: HgANdtic) United States No.512822710
>>512822211
No big deal
Anonymous (ID: FYPO8Dcm) United States No.512822772
>>512799323 (OP)
by reeducation gulag
Anonymous (ID: fJ367duT) No.512822843
>>512805951
i tried tho
Anonymous (ID: iKFNB6OI) United States No.512822854
>>512817596
Accurate, grim.
Anonymous (ID: kN3k0GC4) United States No.512822866
>>512818326
Yeah, we already played Twisted Metal
Anonymous (ID: 4Z3v+xeu) Canada No.512822947
>>512822667
fucking kek
Anonymous (ID: gS7MqSeE) New Zealand No.512822988 >>512824624
>>512799323 (OP)
Probably having melted dripping plastic poured all over you in prison while you’re tied up and beaten. Until you die of shock and burns. The dogs eating your cock while you’re still alive is one of the worst too.
Anonymous (ID: qI3GLsnf) Panama No.512822989
>>512799323 (OP)
Irrelevant to the pain or what killed you, the absolute worst way to go is to die for the jews.
Anonymous (ID: 1O+F7/2c) United Kingdom No.512823240
>>512814830
That was a woman attacked by a dog
Anonymous (ID: bQzQMkW5) Ireland No.512823241 >>512823496
>>512815311
>Spics are fucking heinous man
The exist in the nightmare zone of evil, abominable humanity.
Niggers are literally incapable of knowing right from wrong, no more than a warthog or a brick.
Spics are just smart enough to know right from wrong, just enough to hear that worst element of human consciousness speaking to them, leading them to exploit the thrill of defying God by breaking all the rules.
They exists somewhere right on the boundary where consciousness begins but before actual humanity develops.
Anonymous (ID: 2m8z0jVN) Ecuador No.512823462
>>512802556
this what Allah does to jews in the afterlife yes even the children.
Anonymous (ID: 4Z3v+xeu) Canada No.512823496
>>512823241
its not their faults tho - their high priests made a pact with demons in like 1000 BC that bonded them to provide as much horror and evil inflected on others as these demons feast on them
Anonymous (ID: skeysQOX) United States No.512823744
>>512812385
Fuck god and fuck that stupid cunts sons, and fuck this shithole garbage can universe design.
Fuck your judgement cunt
Fuck your afterlife and salvation
Fuck all of your hallelujahs
Fuck your soul and your holy spirit

I judge you cunt god
I judge you unworthy of my praise
I judge your creation to be a stewming pile of shit
Come down here and worship my sacrafice you shithole cunt "lord" of creation
I would stab Jesus in the fucking dick
Anonymous (ID: KJuiA5ar) United States No.512824075 >>512833462
>>512801422
I saw one manga on YouTube that actually shows tortures. One was being put in a dead donkey stomach for vultures. Another had live coconut crabs poured onto you in a barrel. They are basically giant land hermit crabs with powerful claws that will eat anything.
Anonymous (ID: KJuiA5ar) United States No.512824340 >>512833462
>>512818326
There’s an manga on YouTube that dead with torture lol.
Anonymous (ID: KJuiA5ar) United States No.512824439 >>512833462
>>512818326
The manga is called On the Edge.
Anonymous (ID: KJuiA5ar) United States No.512824624 >>512833462
>>512822988
There’s a manga calls on the edge.
Anonymous (ID: R29UpWf3) United States No.512824667
>>512799323 (OP)
Watching a bunch of Ethiopians starve to death while I'm eating a bucket of KFC.
Anonymous (ID: b9G6dHDk) United Kingdom No.512825026
>>512799323 (OP)
Keelhaul
Anonymous (ID: rwUW20Lb) United States No.512825902
>>512799323 (OP)
the brazen bull or scaphism take the cake i thnk. chinese have some winners too.
Anonymous (ID: hkO/0CVd) United States No.512827434
>>512799323 (OP)
No bitches in some shit hole Midwestern city
Anonymous (ID: hkO/0CVd) United States No.512827611
>>512799669
Honestly this plus being a complete degen like pic related
Anonymous (ID: /4f3ww4S) Ireland No.512827729
>>512799323 (OP)
unfulfilled and a virgin
Anonymous (ID: K61tQ87D) United States No.512829236
>>512799426
wouldn't an oubliette be worse?
Anonymous (ID: zHuvfxa9) United States No.512829866
>>512799323 (OP)
quietly into that dark night.
Anonymous (ID: DJMxVT5o) United States No.512830364
My worst high school idea:
Souperman
>restrain victim
>hang them vertically over a large pot of boiling water
>dip in both feet until they boil off
>consume or throw out the feet soup
>new pot of boiling water
>dip in ankles up to the middle of the shin and boil until bones dissolve
>consume or throw away shin soup
>make a new pot of boiling water
>dip victim up to the knees
>kneesoup.exe
>dip victim up to the middle of thighs
>fatty thigh soup
>repeat until entire victim has become soup
In my advanced adult age, I'm a vegetarian because these kinds of thoughts still bother me... Hope you Anons enjoy some soup.
Anonymous (ID: iih8cCwG) United States No.512830854
>>512799323 (OP)
Old age/ dementia
Anonymous (ID: d532f9Pc) United States No.512832656
>>512800195
They say when you freeze to death you get warm and cozy at the end.
Anonymous (ID: vOzNlbnM) United States No.512832900
Being rubbed on the tip of the penis with a cloth.
Anonymous (ID: JO5bXYMA) United States No.512833080
>>512801677
female mating strategy is to eliminate competition by any means necessary so it makes sense
Anonymous (ID: NcLWvVjE) United States No.512833377
Blood eagle.
Anonymous (ID: I0FYFnNw) Canada No.512833462
>>512824340
>>512824075
>>512824439
>>512824624
Are you ok ?
Anonymous (ID: JO5bXYMA) United States No.512833765
>>512802575
>>512804279
Humanity is irredeemable.
Anonymous (ID: tD99HTA0) United States No.512836209
>>512799323 (OP)
Without faith in the Father and Jesus Christ.
Anonymous (ID: aKrO3kgq) Canada No.512836428
>>512799323 (OP)
There was that one guy who fell head first into that cave (he put himself there) and got trapped standing on his head

People came to rescue him but it was such a tight space and he was a big guy (6'0 ~200lbs) so nobody could get any rigging to him and the entrance hole was smaller than a piece of paper and few even dared to enter. His brother managed to get to him after a couple days, but by the time he made contact he was trashing and hallucinating all through the night

They set up a recuse team, but the crowd was massive and too many swinging dicks were arguing about how to dig a hole, eventually they dug down to him and got him out but he was deceased.

Corner said it took approx 10 days for him to pass

>God bless that man's soul, twice
Anonymous (ID: G02oLO+g) United States No.512836540
>this whole thread
amateurs