Thread 512799323

What’s the worst way to go

>>512799323 (OP)
buried alive

>>512799323 (OP)
Buried alive with no hope of escape, no auditory or visual senses, just waiting to die as you run out of oxygen and starve.

slowing wasting away scrolling 4chan and waiting for the day your "caretaker" dies and you have to suicide

>>512799323 (OP)

Getting eaten alive by cannibals mouthfuls at a time

rome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>512799323 (OP)
Death by avocado.

>>512799323 (OP)
Id assume asphyxiation or being burned alive

>>512799323 (OP)
constipation or diarrhea

>>512799426
>>512799548
It would be pretty scary, but you'd pass out from hypoxia fairly quickly.

>>512799323 (OP)
snu snu

dying old

>>512799323 (OP)
probably getting buried alive and slowly starving to death when other people are near you but cannot help you because they can't locate you

Traditional Chinese Ling-Chi

>>512799323 (OP)
The ancients already solved for this. Scaphism, but with modern medicine keeping you alive longer.

>>512799323 (OP)
Being chained to a chair having your entire body lit on fire with gasoline burn for a couple seconds get put out with a fire extinguisher lit on fire again put fire out with extinguisher rinse and repeat. It was from a movie called sinners and saints

That gas that comes from mixing bleach and other chemicals is super brutal know from personal experience.

Freezing in the winter is also really horrible.

>>512799426
Thats not even bad, two hours of suffering tops if its a coffin with some air, breaking on the wheel for example can be a far more gruesome fate, or impalement, castrated plus cauterization with oubliette or being drawn and quartered the long way

During the 30 years war people made prisoners of war slowly drink boiling shit and piss untill their insides were completely burned and infected, there are countless examples

>>512799756
this guy knows whats up

>>512800181
Necklacing is really brutal too I don't know about it from experience though.

>>512799669
The only correct answer

>>512799323 (OP)
Being forced to attend to an institution that is really just a jailhouse to break your spirit, getting bullied by your fellow kids and terrorised by your shitty parents until you are old enough to work, slaving away for about 6 more decades to make some kike motherfucker rich without ever owning as much as a home of your own, getting stuck in a marriage with a narcissistic, sociopathic woman or being forever alone, getting dementia, and slowly dying in a diaper in the course of 1-2 years forgetting more and more of yourself.

>>512799869
Both very mellow ways to go, when you get choked out its not even completely unpleasant and when you are getting burned alive just inhale the smoke from the pyre and die before burning alive, ez

>>512799323 (OP)
Pitbulls ripping you to shreds because you went for a walk

>>512799323 (OP)
my low back would love this shit

>>512800349
Hanging and slashing are extremely pleasant ways to go.

Anything that produces a burning sensation though such as cold, gas, or fire is horrific.

>>512800078
>Imagine killing the enemy leader in battle thus securing the throne for your king and he rewards you with infinite milk and honey and a retirement to a damp swamp on a canoe for the rest of your life

A nursing home

>>512799323 (OP)
Tied between two boats in the harbor.

>>512799323 (OP)
Scared

>>512799323 (OP)
Probably drowning to death. Really painful.

>>512799323 (OP)
pain wise? skinned alive or burned.

but being impaled is something that somehow feels worse, imagine a sharp metal pipe getting through your anus slowly and piercing every organ, until it reaches your mouth.

>>512799323 (OP)
Being skinned alive or flaying as the plebs call it.

>>512799888
>not one single check
Hope you all die a painful constipated death or from dehydration because you couldn't stop shitting.
McDonald's!

>>512799323 (OP)
currently what I'm doing right now

>>512799323 (OP)
Obviously many forms of torture, but a long dragged out torture can be worse. You are keeping someone alive, in isolation, alone with their thoughts until they snap, then you start the physical torture, daily sessions for decades.

Or dementia, not being lucid or mentally sound is a fate worse than death. If I ever became schizo or dementia diagnosed I would off myself asap

Remember, if you like kids you will be tortured in prison. So don't do that.

>>512800349
There was a video recently of a pile-up inside a tunnel in Canada a few months ago. A trucker tot trapped in his cab while a fire engulfed him, the whole time he's screaming for his mama. I try to avoid gore in general, but that was something else entirely.

>>512800325
I resemble that. Haven't quite reached the diaper stage yet, but getting close.

>>512800201
to anyone wondering this is an ancient greek punishment called “the boats” - described in Plutarch’s Life of Atarxerxes, they’d give some poor fucker enough milk and honey to give him the shits, tie him between two logs or boats with his extremities exposed and those would also be smeared with honey

they’d find a nice cypress swamp and let the guy float there until he was eaten alive by bugs and other critters

>>512800471
True, especially ways that take a long time, like a slow african roasting session while you're amputated or siberian americans with their torture rituals, those would be incredibly bad ways to go

>>512800825
beat me to it

>>512799323 (OP)
Being a wagie for 40 years, then dying alone in your studio apartment.

>>512799323 (OP)
When they GO?

>>512799323 (OP)
selling out your beliefs

>>512799426
Cancer. Burned alive may last for a few minutes max.

>>512801079
Would you rather die like that guy in maybe 15 minutes or get impaled by a sheep fat covered log being pushed up your ass and you then dangle up in there for maybe a week before slowly being dispatched?

>>512801168
>Life of Atarxerxes
Wouldn't that have been a Persian though? There's some really gruesome things recorded of the Persians and other empires before them, often for no real reason. Some queen slowly mutilated/vivisected some girl essentially just because she was becoming a hag

>>512799323 (OP)
Probably being restrained vertically feets down and getting very slowly submerged bit by bit in an acid bath until your whole body gets drowned in it. You'll stay conscious during most of the process while your pain receptors will keep being functional until the very end. Make the victim watch this video at the same time to make it even more painful https://youtu.be/SbYXkOAoZpI?feature=shared

>>512801207
Yeah not a huge fan or shit like being buried alive or the pit or the bronze bull. People say being burned at the stake is worse but honestly after a few minutes I think you go number. I know drowning you definitely go numb.

>>512799323 (OP)
I wonder if that's good for fixing backpain

>>512799323 (OP)
painless deaths only

>>512799323 (OP)
>>512799426
Scaphism

>>512801779
4chanx Chads keep winning.

>>512801805
>a stock that is not a common accessory to torture racks
>leather cuffs
That's BDSM furniture my man. But if you ask the dominatrix nicely enough maybe she'll give you a back massage in the end.

>>512801168
>>512801677
those might just be atrocity propaganda
happened in the world wars too afterall

>>512799323 (OP)
Smallpox.

>>512802020
Google removed it from the store, I want to install it locally but I don’t want to lose all of my fucking filters

you get densesitized to stuff. the most painful thing is to live. only for chads and fighters, cowards can kys and burn in hell with the other cowards

poop drowning

Razim sank into the salt. It was already up to his arm-pits. And it was as if he knew what was going to happen, that the game was finally over. Somehow, in the last seconds of his life, he managed to force a smile to his face.
To Alex it looked like a hideous grimace. "Please..," he whimpered. "Help me! Throw me a rope!"
The salt climbed higher.
Razim could feel the pressure crushing his stomach and chest. The salt pile was like some hideous creature, drawing him in, inch by inch, swallowing him alive. "You cheated me!" he screeched. "I was better than you. I should have won!"
Alex did nothing. There was nothing he could do.
With the last of his strength, Razim lunged for the gun, stretching his arm across the surface of the salt pile.
His fingertips brushed against it. But he wasn't close enough to pick it up. He gave up the struggle. His arm was dragged beneath the surface. The salt rose over his shoulders. Now only his head and neck were visible, as if he had been decapitated in the fight.
"Don't move, Alex!" One of the CIA men had reached the bridge and was crawling toward Alex. "We're coming to get you."
Alex watched.
Something horrible was happening to Razim. The salt had penetrated his skin, working its way through the pores. It was as if he was being cooked alive inside the huge pile. White foam began to bubble out of his mouth.
It trailed out his eyes. Alex was reminded of a garden slug. He had heard it said that slugs died horribly if they were rolled in salt.

>>512800233
>drinking piss and poo
I believe they called it the swedish drink back them since their soldiers inflicted it on people.

>>512800839
no, its just not the worst way to go you unbelievable faggot

>>512799323 (OP)
A lifetime of slavery via taxation and depreciating fiat currency while being told you are free and live in the richest (most in debt) nation on earth. Basically, a living blood bag for parasites for 80 years.

>>512802020
>>512801887
Sorry, nothing beats scaphism

Drowning

There was a video at /uhg/ where a mobik got struck by a drone, he didn't immediately die, instead the ammo he was carrying started to cook off, eventually setting his cheap chink uniform on fire.
That guy was probably raped by his officer and the barrier squad before the mission, he was there because like so many russkies he couldn't afford retirement and the war offeredmoney he could only dream of, you can imagine what his life already was.
Now think about his last moments, broken but still conscious, trying to free himself despite knowing it was all over and all that remained was the most horrible death.

>>512802403
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk

>>512800233
>>512802403
>>512802575
More proof that war is gay and only fags and retards think it's cool.

>>512802556
You would be glued between 2 boats and all of your orfices and soft tissues would be doused in honey and milk, the boat would be released into a swap, lake or a river and after that thousands of wasps, hornets, bees and other insects would eat you for days while being kept alive, you would die with your genitals, nails, anus, mouth and eyes missing, living through the experience

>>512802568
Your body goes into shock with burn injuries like that. Painful as fuck in his last moments but it overwhelmed his senses that he likely didn't feel a thing

>>512800575
I feel like this is what Jews want to do to every non Jew but instead of 80 or so years of survival they want us to suffer like this for infinite time

>>512800233
>>512802403
>>512802741
So war is actually just fags chimping out and playing with poop? Also that doesn’t really make sense since boiled feces would be sterilized

>>512799323 (OP)
Going hiking or camping by yourself and falling down breaking your back, paralyzing yourself from the shoulders down, then night falling and a pack of wolves closes in, getting closer and closer as they realize your shouts and screams and flailing about are impotent and they can do what they want.

>>512800920
This is normgroid just world cope, pedos get luxury treatment in prisons thanks to protective custody. It’s always funny watchingnnormies say this while their president rapes kids openly lmfao

>>512801805
Depends on the cause of the back pain. If the discs in your spine are being compressed then yes.

>>512802460
Shit yourself.

>>512799323 (OP)
Dying for israel
No contest
Next question.

>>512802403
>>512802575
>>512803148
Heres a realistic rendition of the act.

It was alledgdly used to make peasants give up the location of their valuables, but in practice the sw*des just did it to satisfy their scatological fetishes.

>>512804279
thanks, this is a highly based photo.

>>512799323 (OP)
Look up the execution of György Dózsa

>>512801677
>Wouldn't that have been a Persian though?
it was the persians

>>512804556
A man of culture.

>>512799323 (OP)
raped endlessly and watching it from a screen also christianity.

>>512799323 (OP)
Married to a BPD lunatic that will nag and scream at you until you get a heart attack

Probably having your limbs chopped off by a Brazillian cartel whilst being filmed and laughed at.

being eaten alive by a bear starting from the groin has to be near the top. Canids will strangulate first, big cats bite through the brain stem but omnivore bears will torture you

>>512799323 (OP)
Unprotected reentry into the atmosphere while listening to Julio Eglacias.

>>512800233
Just being chained up in a torture chamber and periodically tormented with a hot poker, pinchers, and having your hands/ass/feet/teeth scorched/poked/broken, etc. would be about as bad as it gets.
Months of laying aorund in fear of the next torment session before expiring would be the worst. I had a toothache that I ignored for months, and the moments when it'd come screaming back in the middle of the night were like a kind of torment I wouldn't wish on anyone.
Imagine now having your teeth broken in half with the nerves expoed, your fingers broken, and your ass burned with a poker, leaving you in a constant state of unbearable pain between hour-long sessions of excruciating torment beyond imagining.
Then thrown back into a cold cell to sleep on a hard floor while your body constantly signals pain from your exposed nerves.
Extended torment would be the worst. The torture chambers, to the extent that they were even real, had to be the most terrifying things.
There were genuine recorded torments that definitely did happen, but they were reserved for the worst of the worst.
I remember reading about some guys who plotted against the king, and they had to watch as the others were burned with pokers, had their feet put to the fire, etc. Having your feet burned to the bone while alive would be terrible. So the remaining guys attempted to kill themselves before it could be done to them, trying to choke themselves with their restraints.
They failed.

>>512799323 (OP)
in a hospital

>>512799323 (OP)
The way they killed Dennis Weaver's character in Duel at Diablo.

Or being on a flight like Alaska 261.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-UGtdGryU

>>512804556
>the execution of György Dózsa
>What’s more, we ordinary commoners suspend and hang nobles on their own gates, hang on skewers, destroy their property, tear down their houses, and kill their wives and children in the midst of the greatest possible torture.

While that is kinda based, I would say: What goes around, comes around.
Maybe just cleanly rope the nobility without being a total nigger about it and be extended the same courtesy in return if you lose.

>>512800024
This is only true if you count infant mortality skewering the numbers. After that people tended to live a decent amount of time.

>>512805501
I just did a bonfire yesterday and was reminded of Indians' penchant for torture with fire. The feather indians came of with some of the most barbaric shit imaginable.
Kidnapping children, mutilating their faces, then sending them back disfigured to their parents. Scalping, burying people in the hot sand with water in front of them that they cannot reach, putting them on fire ant hives, etc.
Good riddance to them. I'm glad most of the 'indians' of modern times are just LARPing mexicans.

>>512805277
>Unprotected reentry into the atmosphere
You would just lose consciousness and die of asphyxiation a few moments after being released from whatever vessel got you up there long before dying from the incineration of reentry. A very mild death compared to many methods mentioned in this thread

>>512799323 (OP)
Gone without even trying

>>512799323 (OP)
>What’s the worst way to go
be born r*ssian

needs some drug like meth in the reverse for pain, and then torture and humiliation

>>512800051
>slowly starving to death

You would suffocate long before that happens.

>>512799323 (OP)
ask ur local mexican they made it into an art

>>512799323 (OP)
To never go is prob the worst way. 40 years is a lot, imagine a few thousand. It sort of makes interview with a vampire make sense where they were complaining about living for so long.

Can you imagine life with no end where you know and remember it all? Holy fuck!!

>>512799323 (OP)
Scaphism
I just think it's the worst way to go, hands down.

>>512799323 (OP)
Old age because it takes the longest.

>>512799323 (OP)
Scaphism

>>512799323 (OP)
Haven't been able to shit for 6 months all they can do is prescribe laxatives. I'd say this is pretty bad im ready to commit suicide. No doctors can't help.

>>512807774
keep eating goyslop with no fiber

>>512799323 (OP)
Investigating Epstein and getting a knock on your door.

>>512799323 (OP)
>>512799426
Probably this one
> burning by ingesting molten lead
Which is one of the authorized methods of capital punishment in jeeeewdaism

>>512802990
they're not called the synagogue of satan for nothing

>>512807839
Nigger I ate nothing but baby food a few times a day for the first week, every single fucking faggot thinks they have an answer and NOTHING WORKS god fucking damn it every single person is exactly the fucking same
>DID YOU TRY DRINKING WATER
>OH MAYBE EAT SOME FRUIT
NO I DIDNT ALREADY THINK OF THOSE THINGS WITHIN 6 FUCKING MONTHS YOU RETARDED JERK OFF

>>512799756
My go-to is being asshole forward by a bear or cougar, but cannibals is a decent answer.

>>512808278
then tell them to check you for colon cancer
there could be a fucking tennis ball tumor blocking your shit pipe

>>512808378
OH YEAH ANON WITHIN 6 FUCKING MONTHS I DIDNT HAVE A COLONOSCOPY OR AN MRI OR AN MRS OR MY BLOOD TESTED GEE WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

>>512808278
Consider the following. The smooth muscle tissue of your intestines could be dying resulting in no bowel movement. Autoimmune diseases and a variety of other reasons could be causing it.

>>512808478
then maybe if you stop being so angry and anal retentive you shits will resume

To you guys NEED to read News From Scotland

>>512800823
>impalement
And then, done right, the accused spends at least several days alive on the spike. Or can be pulled off the spike and left to writhe at the city gates.

>>512805338
/thread
there is nothing worse than the good old medieval torture to break a man, it's sufferings beyond everything we can imagine.
I feel you for the toothache, it's the maximum pain humans endure in normal circumstances. That's horrible enough when it hit you, but that's literally nothing compared to having hot needles pushed under your nails, having your eyes burned with a hot iron, having your balls twisted in a pincer... comparatively our toothache is like a 2 on the ladder of pain lol.

You can't even wish this to your worse enemy.

>>512804782
Yeah but I'm just pointing out that guy called it an Ancient Greek punishment and then told how Persians were doing it

>>512808278
Drink some oil.

>>512805338
I sometimes wonder what suicide methods you can perform to escape torture.

There was a criminal who had suffered a concussion in prison, which left a spot in the back of his skull extremely sensitive. He apparently woke up in his hospital bed (Still chained) and flung his head against the wall as hard as he could to basically give himself brain death, and it worked.

I wonder if there was anyway for someone to end the pain. I know slitting your wrist vertically down your forearm can make you bleed out, I wonder if it's possible for someone to chew their way into their arm and bite off a vein to end their life in their cell.

>>512799669
Actually being retired, an old fuck who doesn't have to try, browsing the chan all day with the oldfags sounds pretty awesome, I'm looking forward to spending my retirement with you stupid assholes.

>>512808501
Might be it but doctors won't help so I guess I'll never know

>>512808565
>pain of the boots
Did they stomp on his balls?

>>512807590
Right? Why I don't believe in a fairy tale afterlife. Let's say Heaven is real. You go to this beautiful, magical place when you die, for all eternity. Think about that. Eternity. Billions of years would pass. Trillions. Quadrillions. Centillions. What are you supposed to do with so much time? You can read every book ever written, hear every song, learn everything, do everything imaginable, take a nap that lasts 100 trillion years, and STILL have ETERNITY left. And it just keeps going. It never ends. It goes on forever, and you can't stop it. Even in paradise does this really sound appealing? It sounds like Hell.

>>512799323 (OP)
Tied to stakes on top of an anthill.
Gonna take a while for the ants to eat enough of you to kill you.
From what I hear, they like to start with your eyes.

>>512810492
Drink. Some. Oil.
Not hot boiling oil though. More like fish oil or something.

>>512810564
I was just thinking about this earlier today. I would have to hope that time functions differently in the afterlife (Rather than linearly) because if we're subject to experiencing one moment after another until the conclusion of time, we're in some serious trouble.

>>512809285
I feel like I can guess what this is for, but what is it?

>>512810564
Hell is living temporarily in a body

>>512799323 (OP)
saw a video of a guy with his face ripped off, arm chopped off and a leg being cut off as he just sits there alive. theres quite a few defaced cartel videos and i have to say some of the shit they do to those guys is not a way to go. dumping hydrofluoric acid or something similar all over your defleshed body

Having a wife, a home, a career and possessions but spending life miserable anyway because they turned out to not be the ones you wanted. You see other people around you have better versions of those things and it makes you hate your blessings because you’re mentally ill. You hide a substance abuse problem to cope a little, until one day it’s too much and you kill yourself, never having nutted up and changed anything. You are mourned by the people you secretly hated, but the irony will never be known to them.

>>512799769
I told you niggers that Rome is Babylon.
And London is Rome.
And DC is London.

Human slavery, torture, ritual sacrifice and cannibalism were practiced to perfection 6000 years ago. But hey, at least we got vape pens, and onlyfans, and football season coming up.

Im sure the fly shit on the boat is worse tho

>>512799323 (OP)
without accepting the gift of free salvation from God

all other circumstances are irrelevant
mene mene tekel upharsin

>>512799323 (OP)
scaphism is the worst way to go, all other answers are from people unaware of scaphism

>>512812283
based singapore knows

>>512799323 (OP)
Being Scourged, forced to carry a heavy wooden Cross and then Crucified.

>>512799323 (OP)
In your sleep.

>>512808278
Look nigger, I’ve had a lower back injury for 20 years and can’t stand it when people give advice, but eat 12 kiwi fruit and take a colace gel cap and if you don’t shit your brains out your intestines are dead and go from there rather than “figuring it out”.

>>512799323 (OP)
>What’s the worst way to go
Living my life.

>>512800233
White people do this barbarian shit to people that look just them over jew fairy tales but welcome absolute shitskins to rape their daughters with open arms. We deserve everything that happens to us.

>>512799323 (OP)
>>512811884
this is the video. feel like this would be a shitty way to go.

>>512814700
Good point

>>512814782
>>512799323 (OP)
forgot the video

Being married for 50 years

rotting in a nursing home

>>512799323 (OP)
Drowning in nigger cum. Or the best way of you're OP

>>512814830
Spics are fucking heinous man

>>512814870
My grandpa spent his last 10 years in a nursing home and he loved it. He had girlfriends and a worker would bring him whiskey and if some old guy was a dick him and his friends would bully him until he died. My grandpa’s nickname was The Governor.

>>512814700
Checked, what was the point of this crybaby post?

>>512815654
I think his point is that white people are cowards and will soon be extinct and replaced

>>512799323 (OP)
lomg term alcoholism

>>512799323 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

>>512803178
If you're paralyzed from the neck down you literally wouldn't feel a thing except bites to your head

>>512815654
Go talk your tough guy shit in the nigger part of helsinki

>>512800565
This
Being abused and neglected by uncaring and overworked staff leaving you unwashed in your filth and vomit.
Constantly going through withdrawals from a cocktail of pain meds, benzos, and psych drugs every time an incompetent jeet doctor messes with your medicine regimen.
The wailing of dementia patients always tormenting your moments of peace.
Your family quits visiting after a couple months.
You eventually forget why you're there, how long you've been there, and wonder what you did to deserve such a fate.
You spend your final months kept alive as a cash cow for the medical industry, in and out of hospitals while being prodded with painful tubes and IV needles. Your medications are more rapidly switched up and a different necrotic appendage is removed by every new doctor attending to you after you develop resistance to every class of antibiotic.
You spend your final couple days in acidosis from kidney failure, gasping like a fish out of water until your last breath.

I've fantasized about surgically turning people into RC cars and racing them. You remove the arms and legs and put wheels in their stead. Then bolt on a steel construction along their spine that completely restricts their movement, except for a single hingepoint that you can control for steering. Then you can further add some flair eg by sticking a spoiler attachment up their ass, replace their nose with one of those F1 car noses etc.. Race them against their family members who are also cars.

>>512799323 (OP)
i heard drowning is the worst

>>512810564
Break yourself and your experiences into different independent entities so they can each fill in their voids on their own.

>>512809285
this was for gaping and ripping vaginas

Please your highness,not the rack again

>>512799323 (OP)
Mercury poisoning or Rabies.
It's slow, and very painful.

>>512818326
Jew confirmed.

>>512799323 (OP)
In a nursing home while your memories fade away and you have no family who gives a shit about you. I'd rather be burned alive

>>512818719
Buttholes mostly but a hole is a hole.

>>512818326
You could make a human centipede ATV with this method also

being broken on the wheel doesnt sound very pleasent

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Caribbean_diving_disaster
there is no other answer, this is it
I cant unsee it

im not gonna tell you
its reserved only for jews and christcucks who know theyre transjewish

>>512799323 (OP)
With regret of the things you could do but didn’t . Regret is hell
At least for normal people, you weirdos who want to marry an anime pillow or some weird shit need help

>>512799323 (OP)
The Guerrero flaying was the worst cartel execution I've seen.

>>512801405
cancer is bad but cancer sufferers aren't screaming in excruciating pain constantly. they are just withering away and have access to painkillers. compared to torture? are u crazy?

Probably skinned alive. I almost drowned once and it was pretty awful. 20 minutes after being rescued i was still strugling hard to breathe.

>>512799323 (OP)
A jew not being able to sell their watch to their grandson for a profit on their death bed.

>>512821369
Oh yeah, my father and his jokes.

>>512821008
That probably feels similar to burning alive

>>512819375
Didn't most just die of thirst? Truly horrid

>>512819818
Ah, the father and son, yeah.

>>512799323 (OP)
>What’s the worst way to go
wageslaving your whole life for nothing then getting painful cancer after two weeks of retirement

>>512799323 (OP)
This: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/3-die-after-falling-into-septic-tank-1.517768

For me it's prion disease.

>>512805338
>>512809285
When God made the world he intended it to be ruled by men like you.
May He help us, save us, and have mercy on our souls and the souls of our ancestors and descendants.
Good night, anons.

>>512821008
that was choking not drowning. you fucked up the drowning part. drowning is easy and over pretty quick.

>>512800471
hanging and slashing pleasant? no way. hanging is same as drowning, u cant breathe (unless ur neck breaks immediately). slashing u feel the slicing of ur orgins

>>512799669
actually sounds like a pretty comfy life

Eating glass.

Dying while scuba diving in the ocean and running out of air while plummeting to the bottom

>>512799323 (OP)
Nutty Putty Cave

>>512799323 (OP)
Marriage

Between the captcha wait time and solving it it took me 3 minutes to make this shitty joke. I hate my life

>>512810564
The general premise is you do not want. You feel happy and fulfilled. You are not chasing, needing, missing or wanting. Everything is there already

>>512822211
No big deal

>>512799323 (OP)
by reeducation gulag

>>512805951
i tried tho

>>512817596
Accurate, grim.

>>512818326
Yeah, we already played Twisted Metal

>>512822667
fucking kek

>>512799323 (OP)
Probably having melted dripping plastic poured all over you in prison while you’re tied up and beaten. Until you die of shock and burns. The dogs eating your cock while you’re still alive is one of the worst too.

>>512799323 (OP)
Irrelevant to the pain or what killed you, the absolute worst way to go is to die for the jews.

>>512814830
That was a woman attacked by a dog

>>512815311
>Spics are fucking heinous man
The exist in the nightmare zone of evil, abominable humanity.
Niggers are literally incapable of knowing right from wrong, no more than a warthog or a brick.
Spics are just smart enough to know right from wrong, just enough to hear that worst element of human consciousness speaking to them, leading them to exploit the thrill of defying God by breaking all the rules.
They exists somewhere right on the boundary where consciousness begins but before actual humanity develops.

>>512802556
this what Allah does to jews in the afterlife yes even the children.

>>512823241
its not their faults tho - their high priests made a pact with demons in like 1000 BC that bonded them to provide as much horror and evil inflected on others as these demons feast on them

>>512812385
Fuck god and fuck that stupid cunts sons, and fuck this shithole garbage can universe design.
Fuck your judgement cunt
Fuck your afterlife and salvation
Fuck all of your hallelujahs
Fuck your soul and your holy spirit

I judge you cunt god
I judge you unworthy of my praise
I judge your creation to be a stewming pile of shit
Come down here and worship my sacrafice you shithole cunt "lord" of creation
I would stab Jesus in the fucking dick

>>512801422
I saw one manga on YouTube that actually shows tortures. One was being put in a dead donkey stomach for vultures. Another had live coconut crabs poured onto you in a barrel. They are basically giant land hermit crabs with powerful claws that will eat anything.

>>512818326
There’s an manga on YouTube that dead with torture lol.

>>512818326
The manga is called On the Edge.

>>512822988
There’s a manga calls on the edge.

>>512799323 (OP)
Watching a bunch of Ethiopians starve to death while I'm eating a bucket of KFC.

>>512799323 (OP)
Keelhaul

>>512799323 (OP)
the brazen bull or scaphism take the cake i thnk. chinese have some winners too.

>>512799323 (OP)
No bitches in some shit hole Midwestern city

>>512799669
Honestly this plus being a complete degen like pic related

>>512799323 (OP)
unfulfilled and a virgin

>>512799426
wouldn't an oubliette be worse?

>>512799323 (OP)
quietly into that dark night.

My worst high school idea:
Souperman
>restrain victim
>hang them vertically over a large pot of boiling water
>dip in both feet until they boil off
>consume or throw out the feet soup
>new pot of boiling water
>dip in ankles up to the middle of the shin and boil until bones dissolve
>consume or throw away shin soup
>make a new pot of boiling water
>dip victim up to the knees
>kneesoup.exe
>dip victim up to the middle of thighs
>fatty thigh soup
>repeat until entire victim has become soup
In my advanced adult age, I'm a vegetarian because these kinds of thoughts still bother me... Hope you Anons enjoy some soup.

>>512799323 (OP)
Old age/ dementia

>>512800195
They say when you freeze to death you get warm and cozy at the end.

Being rubbed on the tip of the penis with a cloth.

>>512801677
female mating strategy is to eliminate competition by any means necessary so it makes sense

Blood eagle.

>>512824340
>>512824075
>>512824439
>>512824624
Are you ok ?

>>512802575
>>512804279
Humanity is irredeemable.

>>512799323 (OP)
Without faith in the Father and Jesus Christ.

>>512799323 (OP)
There was that one guy who fell head first into that cave (he put himself there) and got trapped standing on his head

People came to rescue him but it was such a tight space and he was a big guy (6'0 ~200lbs) so nobody could get any rigging to him and the entrance hole was smaller than a piece of paper and few even dared to enter. His brother managed to get to him after a couple days, but by the time he made contact he was trashing and hallucinating all through the night

They set up a recuse team, but the crowd was massive and too many swinging dicks were arguing about how to dig a hole, eventually they dug down to him and got him out but he was deceased.

Corner said it took approx 10 days for him to pass

>God bless that man's soul, twice

>this whole thread
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