Thread 512800579

They also funded South Park's new anti-Trump season. They know Trump loves UFC.
https://x.com/acdmma_/status/1954887736642478424

>>512800579 (OP)
parawho ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>512800579 (OP)
So Dana white will be obligated to make at least 1 drumpf joke every 30 minutes during bouts
Absolutely hilarious

>>512800579 (OP)
nobody but the most obese femcels and goodest goys of old boomers even consider using these faggot "streaming" services, im so tired of all corporations being a thin facade from our government where they don't even pretend the corps are supposed to produce profits or accomplish anything tangible

>>512800579 (OP)
Do you want me to apply lotion to Satan's asshole ?

>>512800579 (OP)
Can we finally get rid of Anik? Goldy was so much better than he is, and that is saying something.

>>512800579 (OP)
they're going to allow a mtf compete and dominate female ufc
create a bunch of controversy

>>512800872
They may go the WNBA route and make up some dumb drama about pay gaps or something to pitifully attempt higher engagement

>>512800579 (OP)
>now has the entire UFC audience
kek matt and trey thought they could fuck over paramount with the southpark shit there doing now

do they own the WWE now too?

>>512800659
for 7.7 fucking billion dollars I will tell trump jokes with my ass like Jim Carrey every 15 seconds.

>>512800751
Wouldn't it be funnier if Satan be the top? It more emasculating, it seems like a missed chance.

>>512800579 (OP)
>They also funded South Park's new anti-Trump season
Based, trump sucked off too many jeets and jews

>>512800954
the whole boxing thing at the olympics got the entire world engaged
do the same thing with female ufc
now the entire world is watching, taking, and paying for those ufc fights
$$$$$$$$

Chicago Kosher Nostra owns the UFC

>>512801216
wrong image

>>512800579 (OP)
They didn't buy the UFC you dumbshit. They paid for the rights to distribute it for 7 years.

>>512800579 (OP)
A new attempt to reach young white men. The patriotism and man-up propaganda will multiply. They are becoming increasingly desperate.

>>512801437
What're they gonna do, charge 7 billion to some other guy if they don't wanna follow Paramount's orders? LOL!

>>512800579 (OP)
This is great as long as they don't make the UFC water-down the brand. Any pussy woke shit will kill it.

>>512801437
if you pay 7 bn for distribution rights you might as well be the new owner

>>512801712
They were furious that straight whites had one last bastion of cultural relevance so they fired up the money printer to buy it and shut it down

Wow with this and Disney getting the WWE rights TKO is making a lotta money!

This is interesting.

Wonder what the price point is... $79.99 for a ppv is a bit steep. I've always thought it would be more beneficial if they had a subscription model that paid for PPV.. hopefully it's not littered with ads.

They actually just fucked up the ESPN + player recently to force play ads, and on the smart tv app, it stopped letting you rewind which was a major feature for UFC fights.. you have to watch on the website to rewind now, and the smart tv app also hangs when it goes to play an ad. They done goofed.

>>512801357
Someone post the image that shows that Ari & Rahm Emanuel's father was literally a terrorist. Isn't it interesting... You could even get mad about it if you really break it down.

For instance, my family came from farming. They left that behind to go "save the jews" in ww2, took bullets for their effort.. oh.. also went to korea.. Who knows how many slopes my grandpappy killed and then that farming life was gone.. My father? He got the fuck beat out of him because grandpapy had to drink himself to death to avoid thinking of the war crimes.

And here's the emanuel bros.... Their dad was a fucking terrorist. How are they billionaires now? What the fuck? My dad should have taken over the family farm. Our entire lives were forced off course by "the great war" and the entire thing was a ploy to create israel.

>>512801712
Don't worry, there won't be any wokeness. It's about getting young white men to keep the infrastructure running for shitty wages.

>>512801938
Well see. I have a bit of hope because things have shifted so much culturally.
The only time I want to see a gay at a UFC fight is in a "Smear the Queer" match.

>>512801950
>hopefully it's not littered with ads.
I got bad news for you. WWE and UFC are owned by the same company

>>512801941
Disney got WWE? I know they got NFL....

Skydance bought out Paramount, Skydance is promising to cut down on woke shit which is why the South Park episode was such a seethe fest about Trump. This was their last chance.

>>512800579 (OP)
does this mean Joe Rogan is done with the UFC?

>>512802400
ESPN got the PPVs

>>512801216
MASSIVE KEK

I support Blorpmhphhh but yeah, everyone has a price. 7.7 billion to call him orange and say he's mean to browns? Sign me the fuck up.

>paramount
lmao this is the absolute worst streaming service in existence. it's the modern day equivalent of fucking real player. i tried it for free and wanted a refund.

>>512802300
ty, and checked. Haven't heard of that before.
>>512802311
Oh for sure. I mean the actual broadcast though. I'm especially salty as I stated, they updated the smart tv app a few weeks ago. I was trying to watch the UFC and I had to keep exiting out, and going back in because it FORCES the ads, and they took away the ability to rewind/ffwd/pause the stream. TO FORCE you to watch the ads.

>>512800579 (OP)
UFC quality is in the gutter in terms of stars people are willing to buy a PPV for

>>512802458
he's loved in the UFC community
would be a bad move to get rid of him
he'll probably ask for more money though

>>512800579 (OP)
It became shit when the Fertittas sold the company to the jews, no sovl since then

this is a big coup, netflix got cucked.

Once sports is on streaming its over for cable though

>>512802662
Also Joe Rogan has it in his contract that if Dana goes so does he so they would lose 2 fan favorites

>>512802793
disney who owns espn got cucked too.

paramount is playing hardball

>>512802565
Why? It has one of the best shows on television: Bar Reacue.

>>512802761
redditors will disagree but the BMF belt was a good idea

>>512802793
Unfortunately so, though destination television exists.

>>512801322

I think at this point they’re just sticking with the Saddam dynamic.

>>512802823
>Joe Rogan
>fan favorite
>married a mudshark roastie
>adopt her niglet
the abolute state

>>512802586
>UFC quality is in the gutter in terms of stars
So true. We might have seen the haydays of UFC and Dana knows it. Its best years are past and that is why he is selling it now. It reached the top and its better to sell then.

>>512803123
>another useless European giving his useless opinion
every time

>>512803123
Hes still the voice of your generation.

>>512803062
yeah because Trump is Saddam in disguise, in case his identical voice wasn't a hint

>>512803184
>>512803225
At least this explains how the jews were able to take your empire away from you.

>>512803486
>useless European opinion

>>512801322
Netanyahu should be the top. Satan is a bottom bitch in south park

>>512803486
YOU DONT IDENTIFY WITH YOUR BIRTH SEX
YOU ARE TRANSGENDER
YOU LOST
YOU ARE BROWN CODED

C O P E !!!

>>512802311
man, i remember those macho man slim jim commercials. he made me wanna snap (into a slim jim)

>>512800579 (OP)
Will we get Kirk vs Shatner now?

>>512801712
You been living under a rock?

>>512802586
It's mostly foreigners now because the pay is shit unless you earn a belt.

>>512803366
on the final episodes, trump reveals he is saddam the whole time, meanwhile trump was kidnapped and tied up in a room.

so much lefty salt will be mined

>>512800579 (OP)
This is Jewish consolidation of media power. Skydance owns Paramount. Skydance is owned by Larry Ellison's son. Larry Ellision is a Silicon Valley billionaire who owns 98% of a Hawaiian island.
They are going to make lots of non-woke content for you to gorge on. Lots of whites and no gays. And then they'll send you to die for Israel.
Make sure to subscribe to Paramount+.

>>512800579 (OP)
they bought rights for the events you retarded ape

>>512800579 (OP)
UFC rights?
What does that mean? Is it just for showing the content, but otherwise they don't get to make any decision about WHAT that content is? Dana White has been very much a stick in the mud about that ever since the beginning of the UFC. He doesn't like to be told how to do his job.

>>512803123
>mudshark roastie
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>>512801336
>>512801357
Yeah, this is only about Jews wanting to make money, now that woke is dead and brutish nationalism is back in style. I wonder how many Israeli fighters will be prominently featured in hoax matches against "Ali Al-DurquaDurqua" from Iran?

>512801941
Anybody in America still watching American "sports" in the era of legalized sports betting deserves what they get. At least WWE was more honest about being scripted bullshit.

>512802188
Jeets and Mexicans will still be the ones keeping the infrastructure running. White men are going to be pushed into the military to die for Jewish pedophiles.

>512803184
>512803225
Joe Rogan was always the Jew-approved pacesetter for what kind of dissent and how much should be encouraged and tolerated.

>>512801322
>>512803749
These niggas didn't read the bible.

>>512803123
3 reactionary niggers coping at the truth you plainly stated.

>>512805811
>Anybody in America still watching American "sports" in the era of legalized sports betting deserves what they get. At least WWE was more honest about being scripted bullshit.
You cant script sports unless you're talking about refball.

>>512802761
Single digit UFCs were the nest cluster fucks

>>512802586
Yup, it's full of no-names. The last fight night was had no one on it with any star power. I'm sure the fighters were really trying their best on it and put on good shows but there was zero pulling power to get eyeballs to watch.

There used to be a time where bars were PACKED to see UFC fights. Now no one gives a fuck at all.

>>512805193
Indeed.

>>512802586
And MMA media was coping for 2 years about how they are saving their big stars and fights for some speculative netflix debut... and now it look's like the beast will trudge along not giving a shit about ever trying to replicate 2016 again. Eat up that slop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66if2tl7UT4

2016 was all about making a spectacle for potential buyers, and WME stepped up to the plate after the contrived year of masonic stooge Conor.

>>512800828
>(((anik))) over (((goldberg)))
Can we just have Bisping and Sonnen? Let’s be done with it?

>>512800579 (OP)
What about WWE? The same company that owns UFC (TKO) owns it too.

>>512807934
It’s all “sports entertainment”. If you think they let two people beat the fuck out of each other for our entertainment in clown world, you are gullible af

>>512807934
And it’s gay as fuck

>>512800579 (OP)
Did you know that USADA used to drug test blacks to a different standard than whites? As soon as USADA went away, did you notice that blacks couldn't win fights anymore? Zero black champs, and every good black fighter started getting murdered in the ring.

Don't be suprised if this new ownership pulls the strings that lets niggers use steroids again. Jews are obsessed with their nigger beasts being champs.

Dana White is smarted and learned how to do a great exit by getting swindled when they bought Price FC and basically just got a catalog of old fights.

>>512807573
Both of those guys are worse than Anik. They got enough CTE combined to create a downie

>>512800579 (OP)
Paramount bleeding money more than WB. The deal won’t last for 6 years.

>>512800579 (OP)
>>512801357
this guy now owns the UFC...

UFC IS SOFTCORE PORN FOR GAY MEN WITH A STRUGGLE SNUGGLE FETISH.

>>512802527
ESPN has been disney owned for decades.

>>512800751

I was a huge fan of South Park for a very long time. Was watching it from the beginning. Whenever I saw the video of Trey Parker and Matt Stone making out I was kind of embarrassed that I was a fan of these fags but still watched for a couple more seasons.

I did watch some of the season where Mr Garrison was portrayed as a Trump. I thought this was pretty funny especially the Kaitlyn Jenner ‘buckle up buckroos’ catchphrase. I love when these shows throw the things in celebrities faces. If a normal person killed someone in a car accident they’d one, serve prison time and two, feel extremely guilty and kind of disappear from social scene. None happened with ‘Kaitlyn and it quickly was memory holed by the Hollywood crowd. That dude could give a shit he killed someone because he was texting.

That being said, these new episodes are absolute low IQ libtard garage. It’s the same bullshit these libtards have been focusing on the entire Trump era. The old shabbos goy faggot is literally allowing a genocide go on and they are focusing on him being fat and suing people.

I will give them credit for naming the Epstein files and insinuating that he’s in them and that’s why he’s hiding them. Unfortunately this was like a 10 second part of the show that doesn’t get mentioned again.

They also go after what seems like Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk but make them ‘racist’ and ‘antisemitic’ and also imply that they stole this shtick Cartman. So much retardation to unravel there.


Lastly there’s the Kristi Noem attacks. Yes, she was a mid before the surgery’s and she’s a mid after the surgery’s. She’s not really bad looking. Focusing on her face and make believing the plastic surgery is so bad her face was falling off was beyond juvenile and also lazy. For Michael Jackson it totally worked and that episode is GOATed but with Noem it really didn’t make sense and you know it came from liberal jealousy rather than something relatable.

>>512813580
i havent watched any of the newer stuff, but what i saw from this new season is just embarrassing for the creators at this point
it wouldnt be that bad if they treated the biden admin the same way
anyone who says southpark is unbiased at this point is clinically retarded

>>512801216
You have no honor

>>512806540
all he had to do was have the actual real main event at 10pm instead of 1-2 am EST. this filtered a ton of his audience that don't do coke

>>512800751
Haha the joke is that Trump is GAAAY, and being gay is disgusting and immoral

>>512800872
Already tried that. The tranny fractured the woman's skull. Everyone tried to pretend it never happened and change the subject when anyone mentions doing something similar again.

>>512813580
That's a lot of words for
>I liked it until it made fun of things I like

It's the same show faggot, you're just butthurt.

>>512802571
There will be unskippable ads like Raw on Netflix unless you pay for that tier. Watch. Also there be will paid promotions during the PLEs (new PPV term) like the ones on Peacock.

>>512813275
Of course as I said, Disney got the WWE PPVs.

Yeah I will just pirate it. I'm not giving paramount a cent.

>>512806540
bars are still packed for numbered events retard

>>512816315
That’s not what that post says

>>512803123
He's a manlet. Money and fitness can only take a manlet so far. He did about as well as the Mayor of Munchkinland could do.

>>512802586
To be fair it's an issue of their own making. Dana's too cheap to pay proper wages for talent so all you're left with are coked up goobers and fuckheads.

>>512800579 (OP)
Right now Paramount+ is $120 a year and UFC PPV's are $80 each, how much will they jack up the price?

>>512817225
dont give the indian any attention
hes ragebaiting

UFC is already garbage who promotes extreme violence and non-whites bastards.