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Marijuana users have “superior performance across multiple cognitive domains,” according to a new large-scale study funded by the U.S. federal government, with the effects of cannabis on cognition “presented concurrently across a range of brain systems.”

The research, published this month as a preprint by Nature Portfolio, analyzed brain imaging and cognitive data from 37,929 participants in the United Kingdom aged between 44 and 81 years old. The team found that cannabis consumers consistently outperformed non-users on a range of cognitive tests—suggesting that marijuana use may be linked to brain network patterns typically observed in younger individuals.

“These findings suggest that cannabis use may be associated with a deceleration of neural aging processes and the preservation of cognitive function in older adults,” the paper says.

“We speculate that cannabinoids and endocannabinoids may exert neuroprotective effects during aging by preserving an optimal balance between functional segregation and integration—an essential feature for maintaining specialized processing and efficient information transfer across brain networks,” wrote the researchers, who are from the Georgia Institute of Technology, Emory University, Georgia State University, University of Colorado, University of Chinese Academy of Sciences and Tri-Institutional Center for Translational Research in Neuroimaging and Data Science.

The data revealed that cannabis users demonstrated brain network “characteristics typically associated with younger brains, along with enhanced cognitive abilities, highlighting a potential modulatory role for cannabinoids and endocannabinoids in neurodegenerative processes,” potentially supporting cognitive resilience. These benefits were noted from midlife into the late 60s and beyond.

>https://www.marijuanamoment.net/marijuana-users-have-enhanced-cognitive-abilities-large-federally-funded-study-shows/

Heh

>>512812415 (OP)
>The researchers found that 63% of heavy lifetime cannabis users exhibited reduced brain activity during a working memory task.

die in a fire faggot

>>512812415 (OP)
That ahh.. hasn’t been my experience.

If that were true, they would have never allowed it to be legal.

>>512812415 (OP)
>The data revealed that cannabis users demonstrated brain network “characteristics typically associated with younger brains

Well of fuckin' course since it's an anti-inflammatory.

>federal study
>>>/trash/

>>512812415 (OP)
Yet it's still federally illegal

>>512812746
>the rulers are always smart and never make mistakes

An interesting concept.

>>512812744
>retard can't recognize genius
more at 11

What?!,,, and here i was trying to numb the noticing.

>>512812744
Maybe you're just dumb.

>>512812415 (OP)
Im out smoking, its probably why i "effort post" long threads effortlessly
I smoke around .3 to get focus, locked in but anything more than that and ill get focused for about an hour then sleepy

>>512812415 (OP)
I smoke quite a bit (1 king sized preroll/hour).
I can say with 100% certainty that I'm pretty sure, if we're being honest, considering all things considered, I am without a doubt, most likely but with a few caveats, and understandably if we're considering all things, that I am very fuckin high.

>>512812727
lol why are you so angry at weed homo?

>superior performance across multiple cognitive domains
>can't remember what they just said
I call bullshit

>>512813551
That's what happens when people are above the age of 40.

>>512812744
>>>512803302
>You should ask a random nigger on the street to play a
This. I was hardcore, all day everyday and extremely high concentrations. All I notice is how I'm no where near as sharp.

>>512813731
They can listen to all 6 voices in their heads at the same time.

Marijuana is certainly a mild psychedelic

Psychedelics give you additional cognitive abilities ala deeper thinking, better insights, looking closer at your fears, more empathy, etc. They do indeed give breakthroughs and epiphanys.

As someone who was always smarter than everyone around me, logically..
Marijuana doubled my "wisdom", without any doubt.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to smoke cannabis

This is bullshit. I smoke every day and I'm a dumb nigger.

>cognitive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

>>512812415 (OP)
This is actually pretty simple
Weed is a psychedelic
Psychedelics turn the filter for all the extra shit in your brain down or off depending on dose/strength up to a point where the filter is so low that you are conscious of everything that you could be conscious of in that moment and then you stop being able to make sense of things.
There is a sweet spot of psychedelics where you will learn faster, which is why the CIA used LSD to brainwash people because it would just work faster
Ecstasy was called Empathy when it was first invented and could compress the effects of 4 years of therapy into one 4 hour session.
Knowing this it makes sense that someone, on weed, would have a higher mental acuity up to a point.

>>512813775
>what is a control

>>512812727
>think a bit slower
>age much slower
not a bad trade desu

>>512812415 (OP)
We always got stoned before playing sportsball, it made my knuckle curve just hang for days as the retard batter swung at the dirt the the faggot jannie he ended up being.

>>512812912
I make more money than you so.. no.

This is a roundabout way of saying niggers are actually smart and you just don't get them. Niggers smoke the devil's lettuce more per capita than Whites. The junkies ITT defending the article are like feminists defending "Prehistoric Women did the Hunting".

>>512812896
>small dicked guy takes out his frustration
No one wants to hear this story so it has been cancelled in favor of a Seinfeld rerun

>>512813783
I don’t think there’s long term effects but while you’re doing it? Yeah.
The dudes on here that are pro weed don’t have important jobs like software engineer, they probably work at chipotle, so they don’t see negative effects on their cognitive abilities while consuming massive amounts of THC.

>>512814411
so you're stupid AND you have a tiny dick? rough combo

>>512812415 (OP)
cannabis is detaching you from your ego. you are achieving within minutes what buddhist monks achieve after years of meditation. plus you are drunk af without the poisoning effects of alcohol. when people say you just don't care about anything when smoking weed they are only partially correct because what they perceive as caring about things is actually emotional attachment to validation from people and materialistic dependency on things. cannabis makes you realize what machiavelly said long ago. you neither need people unless they further your goals no do you need things to feel validated because they ultimately become your weakness and your vanity will be used against you

>>512814017
i noticed i've developed flash like abilities. some glass on the table topples over, i catch it. pen rolls off desk, i don't even need to look. i wouldn't wanna play table tennis with bruce lee, but i'm pretty quick. or rather it seems as if time slows down, if that makes sense.

>>512814563
I smoke daily and always have to be on my toes. Your opinion doesn’t reflect reality.
t. Audio Engineer

>>512814965
I would legitimately be upset if my audio engineer WASN'T partaking in cannabis.

i love lying down and watching this when high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bao7dKaHQY

>>512812415 (OP)
bullshit, I smoke weed every day and I can literally feel it making me dumber and slower and less coordinated.
Every time I have to get clean for a job thing or DUI, I feel clear as day and super focused.

>>512812415 (OP)
After you meet enough people one already understood this was occurring. Barely affects niggers and shitskins though it takes intelligence to make intelligence no freebies.

>>512814965
>audio engineer
>uses fruityloops occasionally

>>512812415 (OP)
>jeet study says take plant to be smart like me Saar!
no, no i won't.
never met anyone who smokes weed that was more intelligent than any of my friends. i'd say myself, but my friends are way more intelligent and they are all pretty sober.

DUDE WEED LMAO

>weed lmao
Weakness

>>512812415 (OP)
>trump talks about legalizing weed
>federal bureaucrats shill for it
wowzers

>>512812415 (OP)
>better at school once started getting high
>better at sports when high
>better at music when high
>better at sex when high
>enjoy games/movies more when high

A miracle drug. But alas,

>become autistic retard socially when high

Still probably a net positive overall.

I remember I'd have insane creativity and depth of understanding when I was on it as a teenager but even if I tried to document it there'd be nothing in the morning worth a second glance.

Basically, Trump would do this to try and make money. Pathetic governments resort to drug dealing and all other manner of crime when they're on the ropes. Sad.

Strange how all independent studies thus far showed a causal link with shrinking corpus colossum, higher incidence of psychotic episodes and impaired working memory while under the effect, as in your IQ is lower while high.
Do you think being dumb all the time and "learning" and living that way enforces smart patterns of thinking and habits.

>>512812727
You need to smoke a doobie and relax.

>>512816087
weed is my social lubricant... but i'm noticeably more forgetful when i'm sober. I don't like that. I worry about it. I'll never claim that any drug is "good for you"

>>512815989
both

>>512816257
"independent study"

>>512815648
all batteries of cognitive tests show lower scores while under the effect, even those for creativity

>>512813411
if you can solve captchas you arent high enough

>>512816257
being alive in this modern world gives me those symptoms, i think

>>512812798
The rulers have the actual science, the actual experts.

>>512812415 (OP)
marijuana is fucked. i smoke it, eat it and alls it does is make me panic, get super anxious, freak the fuck out, stare in the mirror and call myself a FUCKING FAGGOT for hours until it wears off. completely unlike the stereotypical "haha giggle and munchies feel calm" shit like most report. And dont even try saying "oh its cause ur own mental state isnt in order". Like all the dipshits who smoke and get happy are paragons of virtue?
FUCK weed.

>>512816450
it sucks yeah

>>512816388
that'll be the future alzheimer's, who gives a fuck we live in an era where you should be constantly drilling yourself on how you ought to do something because you WON'T make it to your 70s+. "I know what's fucking what and you can derange me as much as you want you aren't taking that from me."

>>512812415 (OP)
Smoking a lot of pot made me a nooticer, sure, but it also made me a nervous wreck with no ambition. It was fun, but if I'd known what it would do to me, I probably would have avoided it. But then, maybe I always was destined to be a nervous retard with no ambition, so idk if I can really blame the weed for that.

>>512816469
This was me too. If it was too strong I'd hear loud ass show tunes in my head and see nothing but fractals while I held onto a toilet. And then I would hate myself and pray to God that I could change. Almost always a bad time for the first 2 hours.

>>512816469
Your brain sounds like it sucks, it stops me from having manic dreams and stops me from being pic related

>>512812415 (OP)
That's bullshit, weed makes me dumber than a rock.

>>512816469
You are aware of your sins anon. Repent, and accept Jesus Christ as your saviour.

>>512816627
kek @ the show tunes. yeah the "carnival" of self hate, paranoia, anxiousness. If i was ever around anyone else? forget it. full schizo. everything anyone said would take on a deeper, darker meaning until i panic. I would end up praying to god too. It is so unlike the typical experience that people report when they smoke weed that it makes me believe i have some sort of latent schizophrenia

>>512816679
>Your brain sounds like it sucks
can't arrgue with you there.
>>512816767
>You are aware of your sins anon. Repent, and accept Jesus Christ as your saviour.
i certainly am but the thing i dont undersrtand it, we're all sinners, scumbags to some degree. And weed DOES "enhance" whatever youre feeling. so my question is, all these people who become more happy and chill after smoking weed, are they just unconcerned with their sins? are they OK with every aspect of themselves? impossible

>>512816812
RIP, btw when I commented on "brain sucks" I did mean it in a way conducive to this explanation you put here not to be a gay edgelord shitting on you for not enjoying weed. Just see it as a shame as someone who is concluded and just picks poison for himself before the end

>>512816955
>Just see it as a shame as someone who is concluded and just picks poison for himself before the end
nigger what?

>>512816812
>latent schizophrenia
There is that claim in the medical literature somewhere. Teens and early 20s sometimes slip into full blown mental illness correlative with a period of heavy use. I had a gf once who had it her family but seemed completely normal, then suddenly there were signs. Anecdotal but I wouldn't be surprised.

>>512817070
As in me, as in I choose these sorts of things because I know I'm more likely to go in the dirt than to proliferate beforehand. If I didn't have some sort of substance to give me peace of mind I think I'd be put down like a dog at this point. I "can't take this society anymore" for 10 years and the most recent accelerations (that I ironically crave for) are driving me to pure psychosis. I feel like bane using the mask to avoid pain. It's not ok, but it's ok for me, because I know I'm already dead, and I'm getting my fucking satisfaction before then.

Sorry for idiosyncratic autism I am both drunk and stoned at the moment. I really can't stop thinking about everything, when I'm sober I'm just... so angry.

I stay away. By my recollection, whatever it does wouldn't have made my personal situation much better. Probably worse due to expense. Computer makes a cheaper lifestyle than chasing a feeling.

>>512812415 (OP)
There were studies a few decades ago that showed it re-insulated the myelin sheaths of neurons so this makes sense. Probably why it helps men with MS so much. It does still affect short term memory negatively though, two different things.

>>512817333
hey i get that. The need for substances to get through life. I am an alcoholic sober for years. And i can't say 'SOBRIETY IS AMAZING I FEEL SO ALIVE" nah. i am fucking miserable. i love getting fucked up. sad but true. i am maladjusted to life. and ive always been this way.

>>512814268
getting high before football games was where it was at

>>512817466
Stay safe fren, I haven't had a conversation with a real faggot on here in a while. I don't really care if it's a topic as dumb as this, it's worth it to me. Nothing wrong with me and something's got to give! AND IT WONT BE ME! I was born to take and I'll be taking the future that was stolen from us at any cost!

>>512817610
i am not a literal faggot, i just use that term to describe myself cause in my opinion i fall short as a man compared to my gransdad, father etc.

>>512812415 (OP)
so my anti gravity could work if i had a flux capacitor

>>512817698
lmao me too I was just describing anons, it's obligatory as per 4chins. that too stop flagging yourself schizotypal we're just worn out from everything defying our good nature(s) at a certain point your pathos either shifts or you become hyper deranged and you'd know if you were there. being angry or having crazy CRAZY opinions is natural IN THE FACE of these things weighing you down for so long. meditate on this, cuz you're alright!

>>512817895
screenshotted. thanks fren

>>512817722
probably but do you have the balls to test it?

>>512812727
>37% of heavy lifetime users had increased brain activity during working memory tasks
Based. Now do alcohol.

>>512813950
I have some real bangers for ideas when I'm high. And before some dumb nigger comes in and says I only think they're good, my wife, who doesn't smoke, also agrees they are good. It's like half the connections in my brain are turned off when I'm sober but I gain them back when stoned.

erase your weakness
this shit is great when high. just vizualize yourself with the help of the narration and reprogram your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxJkE_b8qMo

>>512815648
Maybe you were just a stupid nigger to begin with? Because if you were so smart, why keep going back to it?

>>512816087
>better at sex when high
That's just wrong. You get too easily distracted to stay hard.

>>512816469
You have nothing to worry about if you have a clear conscience. Also, eating it causes you to go crazy, you dumb nigger. This is well documented in every stoner everywhere. Edibles are, and always have been, a shit high for faggots too scared of inhaling.

>>512819519
>weak mind
>weak cock
really makes ya think

>>512819519
speak for yourself, when im stoned i last a really long time because i get distracted thinking about something else while fucking. don't even need to think about baseball.

>>512817333
You're a big guy

>>512820422
Yeah, that's the fucking problem. Lasting long isn't good when you're going for hours.

>>512817698
You never had a chance to rise to their level anon. Anger and rage in the face of a society like this is a normal reaction, You're not insane, the world is.
Be in this world, but not of it. Rise above to the best of your ability.
You're gonna make it bro.

>>512815846
Fruity Loops lol. My day job is live sound. Try again jelly

>>512812415 (OP)
Okay fucking FINE i will quit smoking weed.

For fucks sake can’t let me have anything nice.

>>512812415 (OP)
A seizure is also enhanced cognitive function.

I was a network engineer for a small IT startup in the Austin area and I stayed high as a kite in order to deal with all the stupid mother fuckers I had to support.

I ran circles around all the other staff and automated most of my job.

I'm self employed now and no longer wage for other people.

>>512812415 (OP)
explains why ricky would sometimes show genius level intelligence out of nowhere.

he just wanted everyone to think he was dumb so no one would rely on him and he could sit around and smoke dope. legend.

>>512813954
Every normie and their mom smokes cannabis
Dmt is the MENSA tier choice

>>512812727
>be me
>Stoner
>have a more efficient brain
>use less energy during a task
>outperform smoothbrained peer
>this is bad
Okay.jpg

>>512819660
>You have nothing to worry about if you have a clear conscience.
you're an idiot. So all the goofs who are giggling and chilling when they smoke weed have clear consciences and are without sin, totally at peace with themselves? gtfoh who are u fooling. and it produces that effect when i smoke it too. i obviously have latent mental illness that weed activates.

>>512822632
>You have nothing to worry about with a clear conscience
>You're an idiot, it messes with me because I have a mental illness
Thanks for agreeing with me, I guess.

>>512816469
Hey retard, you're doing Sativa, try an Indica

>>512822966
having a latent mental illness has nothing to do with whether or not your conscience is clear. You suggested that i only had a freakout reaction because my conscience wasn't clear. I pointed out that its impossible that 90% of these goofs who smoke weed and eat munchies etc are "totally clear conscienced". you have nothing to say to that.
fucc weed.

>>512823103
ive tried both. i live in BC. been trying to smoke weed since 2001 - since everyone around me kept smoking nonstop. either one gives me paranoia attacks and its extremely unpleasant.

>>512812415 (OP)
the only people in my family I know that got dementia or Alzheimer's never smoked weed

>>512816438
I can't even figure out how to get that high without falling asleep! Waste of good weed.

>>512822528
>be me a zoomer
>I don't know what it's like being older than 25
>Imma give my lil weed take cause I'm stoned

>>512821739
>dude im a shaman now
every dmtnpc ever

>>512823251
I have this same issue. It's not worth it. What's worse is when I used to tell people it wasn't fun for me they would always say the same thing as that other guy "you're just not smoking the right stuff." It's all of it, I've even gotten paranoia from just a contact high

Marijuana increases empathy this is well documented
It literally teaches you to read minds

>>512823473
it really sucks too cause i cant use booze/coke/meth/fent cause i have a very adictive personality and weed seems like the kinda thing u can use and its not that destructive to ur life but unfortunately i panic excruciatingly when i smoke. and yeah "BOROOOO U HAVE TO TRY WHITE WIDOW NO ANXIETY or PURPLE HAZE " blah blah.

>>512823468
dmtnpc is an oxymoron

>>512812727
Have sex, incel.

>>512812415 (OP)
Eh. Kinda sorta true. And by kinda sorts I mean it couples well with very detail oriented tasks. I work in a welding shop, most of the time I do fuck all and still get paid because I'm usually the "clean up the previous shifts fuck ups" guy.
My welds come out beautiful, and I intentionally smoke a joint before having to do larger weld jobs. Coupled with some music, you get this weird flow state when you're just on point with all your spacing between the stick and the metal.
Took my pipe weld test years ago and the instructor asked if I used weed or opiates. I dont like being around opioid users, but they do pretty well with welding as well, surprisingly.

>>512823251
It’s a very complicated thing though… because I know strains that 100% have not caused a PA yet (such as cannatonic and royal cbd) but you’re not going to find a true Indica if you ain’t connected/gnawledgeable. Vast majority that claim indica are still 40% sativa with like high 20’s THCA.

If the dispensary lists the terpenes and shit then look for strains with low THCA and high CBD.

But why don’t you panickans just eat gummies that’s what normies and girls do. Gummies are tame and weak like 99% of the time.

>>512823652
Mescaline is extremely gentle but it can be expensive

>>512814718
>you are achieving within minutes what buddhist monks achieve after years of meditation.
This is shrooms actually. Weed just makes you horny and hungry.

>>512812415 (OP)
My friend could shut off street lights and headlights of oncoming cars when he smoked weed. He was so confident in his newfound powers that he jumped through a 20 story window to prove he could fly. He was in the hospital for a week.

>>512812415 (OP)
>https://www.marijuanamoment.net/marijuana-users-have-enhanced-cognitive-abilities-large-federally-funded-study-shows/
The study linked here is under review but shows a promising cognitive increase of about ~5% across the board from people who regularly partake cannabinoids vs those who don't.

>>512812727
>working memory task
oh no not the 30 entire seconds it take my brain to process short term memory into intermediate term memory

>>512823191
Because, as fucked up as it sounds, they do. The mind of a negro is innocent insofar as they don't have the wherewithal to understand right from wrong. In their mind, they have done nothing wrong so their conscience is indeed clear. Whether it should be is another debate.

>>512823815
Did he fly?

>>512823652
Both of those strains are sativa dominant; so it makes sense you would flip out.

Try "OG KUSH"

>>512823815
Your friend is a schizo and soon or later he would fuck himself regardless.

>>512823768
i tried that. 2 mg THC gummies would cause a mild panic attack - still not a good feeling at all. I can use 1 mg gummies no problem but its not even perceptinble. just a little tireder.

>>512823652
Well Jesus man you gotta know when someone lists
>white widow
>purple haze
>Pineapple Express
>pre-‘98 Bubba kush
They are memeing or retarded. Actual modern strains sound more like
>peanut butter breath
>magic alien cookies
>wedding cake
>ice cream Bananaz

A little high and I do my best work, a lot high and I dont do shit. And when i was in school, my grades went way up when I started studying high.

>>512823815
>he jumped through a 20 story window to prove he could fly. He was in the hospital for a week.
Just a week? Guess he could glide.

>>512823652
>weed panic
Take probiotics. No joking.

>>512823919
i have tried everything bro. i just mentioned those two strains as they were the first that came to mind
>>512823874
sure, fair enough. so ur basicaly saying that im AWARE of myself and not a complete NPC and thats why i freak.

>>512823815
If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he try taking off from the ground first? What a fuckin retard.

>>512812746
They made it illegal in the first place. You can't really use that argument.

The study goes against what everybody has seen with their own eyes, that's enough to doubt it.

>>512823934
>2 mg
That is incredible hahaha I’ve had 20 at once that were 10 mg… didn’t even torch me.

>>512823721
Nope
Weed is terrible for detail oriented tasks
It can make you hyper focused on mental problem solving but it’s awful if you need to concentrate hard on something and not make mistakes

I’ve legit smoked a ton in my life and it’s obvious none of you have. Pic is this thread

>>512824009
before or after smoking? im prob not gonna ever try smoking weed again its just too scary and im fatter now and i dont want to risk a heart attack but just curious

>me after smoking 100 cigarettes and bowls of weed
ignore the single health point.....they call me the glass cannon

>>512824044
wild lol. people are built different man. i heard my dad tried smoking and he got panicked and freaked out. prob genetic

>>512823768
My grandma's on like 500mg a day. Edibles always tend towards paranoia no matter what they are. It's a pretty trash high. I absolutely fucking hate hybrids too. I have no idea how anyone can enjoy that. It's like injecting nervousness directly into your veins. It feels like you don't want to do anything but you want to do it fast. Horrible feeling.

>>512819212
Write them down then read them later when you're not high and then ask yourself how good they are.

>>512824053
K bud

>>512823251
You just don't have the shaman gene. No shame about that my man. It isn't and will never be for you regardless of what others say. Same kinda thing as that gene that controls how much of a lush you are, ADH/ALDH gene variants.

Thread is full of boomer weed memes and people snorting adderall

>>512823603
Bro, you want empathy? Drop acid. You don't realize how much you lose in the periphery until you're tripping balls and you start to notice it all.

>>512824129
its not genetic its just that weed today is so much insanely stronger than it used to be. kids who smoke weed in high school get hooked on it by college, used to not be strong enough to get you hooked that quickly. and retards will say weed isnt addictive because they dont understand how dopamine and serotonin work, you get addicted to literally anything that makes you feel good

>>512824270
Nice try mkultra

>>512824229
im a drunk alcoholic who if i have one sip of booze itll 99/100 times turn into me having 100 drinks and getting fucked up, blackout, pissing the bed. is the same gene that makes me and my dad that the same one that causes us to be paranoid from weed? yes i am def not a shaman. im a very low frequency person, love cigarttes, alcohol, and prostitutes. but i am capable of deep thought - it is my curse.

>>512824080
Is not supposed to be taken one time "just" before weed. You need to take it everyday as a supplement, until your gut microbiota regularizes. That's the premisse.
But in my experience just one high dose of Saccharomyces boulardii (5 billion at least) is already enough to notice changes.

Trust me, I also got this problem of weed paranoia for more than 10 years and tried fucking everything that exist.

>>512812727
>63% of heavy lifetime cannabis users
planning
First of all, what's heavy? I'm guessing multiple times a day?

Here's a little cause and effect moment. Which do you think is more likely:
1) People that were born dumb are more likely to have nothing better to do than sit around and smoke weed all day for their entire lives
2) People that were already pretty smart suddenly decide to start sitting around all day and smoke weed for their entire lives

>>512824080
Weed used to give me paranoid thoughts but I started daily shikantaza meditation and now I just go into it whenever a thought disturbs me, I do think if you find a way to handle the thoughts you will be able to enjoy weed as you should.

>>512824273
It's genetic bro. Genes do all kind of shit. If they can make the mongols get 50% more drunk they can certainly make people have fucked up reactions to weed.

>>512812727
It provokes greater creativity and grander understanding of fundamental universal mysteries. You can read a book about prehistoric times and study fossils or you can find a sandy place in the woods and blaze up and let your rapidly unfolding vibrational comprehension allow you to read the refractions of evolution, reverse engineering reality itself, to see and understand and *feel* (really, truly feel) that it’s time to see the Epstein documents.

>>512824273
It’s not any stronger

Fucking boomer weed memes it’s obvious everyone hear learned about the devils lettuce from their Jesus camp counselors


I’ve smoked a metric fuck ton AMA

>>512824018
You're aware you've done things in the past that you deeply regret. So yes, mental illness does usually coincide with heightened intelligence because retards are too retarded to know anything is wrong at all.

>>512824129
>>512824229
>people are built different
>You just don't have the shaman gene
These guys know what's up. Some people just handle drugs better than others. High powered mutants never even considered for mass production.

>>512819212
thats true for any drug. your brain is adapted to thr drug and reaches homeostasis whenyou take the drug which is why you feel bad when you dont take it becaus eyour body is adapted to nothing sinc eits used to adopt to the drugs

>>512821739
>Dmt is the MENSA tier choice
Stop kidding yourself Joe

>>512824273
>you get addicted to literally anything that makes you feel good
Not everyone sucks down candy bars like a fiend like you, fatso. Some of us have willpower. Physical addiction and psychological "addiction" are two very different things. People don't die of weed withdrawals (which don't exist, it's just dopamine depletion) but your body can literally die if you take away alcohol after developing a dependence.

>>512824143
I've followed through with many of them to great success, according to my family. It opens up new branches of thought you would never have considered if you were sober.

>>512824409
whats the highest paying job youve had?

>>512824401
Ah, ya got me

Fun fact:

Weed tolerance is a meme if you think you tolerance has gotten too high it might be your dealer fucking with your supply. I literally bought from a dispensary that switched what I was buying from 20% thc or whatever to fucking cbd shit

Learned a lot about the drug game from that

>>512824053
nobody is saying that you perform well on weed. The question is does taking weed help you avoid getting dementia or alzheimers?

>>512812415 (OP)
Probably more has to do with intelligent people seeking out something to help them deal with the realities of this clown infested demon planet.

>>512824307
I'm not secretly dosing you with it. I recommend it, especially for socially anxious autists like we all are. Will change your outlook on life for sure.

>>512824611
Ferrari cost 600 thousand stop playing with me
https://youtu.be/ikj4A61Li50

>>512812415 (OP)
Yeah bullshit lol

>>512824599
>CANDY BARS ARE GOOD FOR YOU IN MODERATION BRO! YOU JUST NEED TO DO EM IN MODERATION
why do fat kids get addicted to candy bars? same reason brainless drooling hippie retards get addicted to weed. we arent talking about your gay little vegeta power level, were talking about whether weed is addictive or not, and your first point of comparison is a candy bar, a corn syrup abomination of nigger sugar. maybe you should stop smoking weed and thinking about candy. I have never known someone who smoked weed and wasnt a fucking loser except in very rare exceptions, and those dudes either barely smoked weed or gave it up after a while.

>>512824409
What do you prefer: distillate, flower or refined products(hash and hash oil)?
I'm a flower man through and through but liquid diamonds and full spectrum distillate like live resins and whatnot are good stuff too. I feel like I haven't seen nor smoked hash or hash oil in a decade. I just remember it being harsh as fuck and dangerous if hotkniving.

>>512824409
So have I and you're wrong. Gorilla glue used to be the shit 15 years ago. Now, gg#4 barely moves the needle for me.

>>512824659
Drugs and alcohol are all like adding speed to your life

Driving 50mph faster to work may help you cut down on commuting time but it also may get you arrested or crash

>>512824721
Stfu wannabe mkultra cia faggot

>>512814809
You've been watching way too much capeshit while blazing up, Fritz

>>512824876
>>512824975
Strains are a meme thc is thc

It’s like saying whiskey drunk is different than vodka drunk

Potheads are retards.

>>512824649
This dude has to be a glowie. Every fucking post is just straight up lies. You can test it yourself, retard. Just stop smoking it for a while then smoke it again. It'll hit you like a ton of bricks.

>>512824980
>>512825090
This stupid nigger knows absolutely nothing about which he speaks. Please, no one think about listening to this dumb faggot.

>>512825098
Because people adopt a retarded stoner persona it has not much to do with the actual drug

Weed works like meth to a lot of people myself included. Sex is so fucking intense on weed holy shit once you have sex on weed you never want to do anything else. I mean real sex. Penis in vagina, not some tranny definition of sex.

>>512825262

Hot

>>512825206
>>512825133
Shut up poverty white trash West Virginia triple digit SAT peasants

Im hi rite now kekeke. Fuck yea. Cant type well thoughm

>>512825343
>triple digit SAT
Kek isn't it a bit past your bed time, faggot? The only thing alpha about you is your generation.

>>512825300
Weed makes you hyper focused and empathetic and activates the bad boy part of your brain where you want to do naughty things

Just thinking about how fucking great sex is on weed motivates me to fix all this bullshit in my life so I can get back to ramming a nubile 19 year old girl from behind while she tears up in orgasmic pleasure

>>512824401
kek based

>>512824818
I've been eating a disgusting goyslop candy bar to destroy my body every once in a while since I was a wee lad. My favorite is a British one called Lion. Remarkably, I'm not dead, diseased, or fat yet. I don't smoke weed anymore because my job drug tests. Nevertheless, I still enjoy my candy bars and donuts. I played D1 lacrosse, hiked 12000 feet in elevation this weekend, bench 325, and I could take your little bootyhole by force if I wanted.

>>512812727
These are the guys that hate women and can’t figure out how to get laid

>>512825440
America has a well established iq and English proficiency test called the SAT sorry you people were proven to be esl retards

>>512825500
im so fuckin jealous that ill never get to experience this.

>>512812626
lmao
>stu what are you doing on the computer at 3 in the morning
>the jews have taken control of my life

>>512825594
I know what it is, dipshit. I'm calling you underage b& because you think it means anything.

>>512825614
Uh, you do know he's jewish, right?

>>512825577
Smoking weed has clearly filled your mind with sodomite fantasies

>>512825596
Do everything you can so you can smoke weed safely while literally having sex

I’ve taken opiates for pain after surgery and while they made me happy and satisfied it was nothing compared to the freight train of dopamine I got from sex on weed back in college

>>512812415 (OP)
hell ya lads blaze it 420/24/7 lets fucking gooooo

>>512825645
No it means your a fucking retard

Racists hate the sat because it proves they are speds

Anti racists hate it because it proves niggers are apes

>>512812415 (OP)
I'm brain blasting so fuckin hard right now

>>512814089
XTC is great band, Senses Working Overtime is a banger.

>>512816469
>alls it does is make me panic, get super anxious, freak the fuck out
Your dosage is too high. That's not normal.
>stare in the mirror and call myself a FUCKING FAGGOT for hours
This is more normal. Clearly your consciousness was in need of this spiritual journey. Try listening next time you fucking faggot.

>>512812415 (OP)
Only high IQ humans like me should be allowed to use pot. Pot makes lazy retards lazier and more retarded. For Aryans it makes us even more inventive and inspired.

>>512825090
Every breed of cannabis has a different amount of a smorgasbord of psychoactive compounds. Excepting certain herbal infusions in liquors, ethanol is the only one in drink. This is like saying Roscoffs and Vidalia taste the same because they're both sweet onions

>>512812727
If they completed the memory task with less activity, that means the brain is working more efficiently to solve said task.

Here is all you need to know about weed from someone who has smoked more than you

Have sex

On weed

gg

>>512825757
No, that was exposure to the Internet at the age of 4. And I bet you like it that way, shylock.

>>512825981
I know what the mom science says

>>512825676
my whole childhood was inadvertently kiked

>>512825791
i am not good with women not a smooth operator and moreover extremely stressed out on weed even when im by myself at home. if i was high WITH a naked woman? i would fuck it up 100 percent, maybe panic to the point i couldnt get hard, panic more, doomspiral, call myself a faggot in front of her, probably hit my dick in anger etc. ngmi bro

>>512825614
Spoiler alert
Stu is a jew
I know, I had forgotten or didn't notice but yeah, kike family. Not as good as Animaniacs or Salute your Shorts. I didn't get Hey Dude and I refused to associate with anyone who enjoyed it.

>>512826022
Weed will make you horrible at bagging groceries but it will make you excellent at developing a marketing campaign for the grocery store

>>512826108
id probably cry and shit maybe vomit.

>>512812415 (OP)
Enhanced ability to understand hunger but dimished capacity to operate as a normal semi-intelligent person.

>>512826108
yeah, weed does the same thing to me. I remember as a teenager whenever I smoked I couldn't even text females anymore.

>>512812727
I'm glad I kicked the herbal jew after smoking it daily for 12 years. The negative impact it has had on my cognition will probably take years to undo, but after a year of not smoking it regularly (occasionally smoke some if I'm around it - rare), I feel better than I have in a long time.

>>512826233
yeah. with weed everything is magnified. the sense of having to succeed and fuck a woman or get her to crave ur cock to "prove ur manhood" is heightened as well. whole thing is very stressful.

>>512826312
>the sense of having to succeed and fuck a woman or get her to crave ur cock to "prove ur manhood" is heightened as well
the opposite for me. No need to even deal with 3dpd at all

The dopamine avalanche from weed sex helps build advanced neurological pathways in your brain and elevates you permanently to a highe consciousness.

If you drive or operate heavy machinery on it you might lose a limb.

>>512826093
All of ours was my dude. Remember the show Roseanne about a white trash family? All Jews. Remember Married with Children? All kikes minus Kelly the blonde shishka whore. We were robbed blind. No more. Our boomer parents were weak, they failed us. TKD or End of Days at this point.

>>512826296
No you didn’t

Im done with this thread enjoy your boomer Mormon weed memes and tranny doublespeak

>>512826312
You should try mushrooms my guy. I mentioned earlier I also get extremely paranoid with weed, but mushrooms was a whole different world. I've never felt more alive, more confident, more accomplished, more connected with the world. It's like the complete opposite of weed for me. Weed is terrifying, shrooms is like living life how it was meant to be lived. Tripping can be exhausting, but it's well worth it if you do it right.

>>512826426
9 out of 10 men in this country don't even have a foreskin you aren't feeling anything from sex

>>512812415 (OP)
Bullshit.
All stoners think they are are fucking geniuses, while normal people realize they can’t even speak a proper sentence.
Cannabis destroys your memory, motivation and turn you into a lazy drooling zombie.
Never touching that garbage again ever, i wasted years with this poison. Glad to have recovered.

>>512826431
Yeah a lot of people complaining about how shit media is nowadays don't realize that the media made before was full of jews and made by jews. If anything the DEI stuff and shitty writing just exposed what (((media))) has always been.

>>512825915
You ever hear the song Brown Spots on the Wall by Who threw poo?

>>512826552
really? my buddy curt used em i was with him in grade 10 in 2005 he freaked out and cried said he thought there were pirates that were maken him walk the plank. since that day i swore i would never use shrooms. but maybe ill rethink it

>>512825861
And adults haven't thought about it in over a decade. You belie your young age, faggot.

>>512812415 (OP)
Why, yes, I am 420 IQ.

>>512826141
Just how old are you, Budnik

>>512812415 (OP)
>scientists have to do studies to figure out what weed smokers already know

>>512826093
Right in the feels with that pic. Sometimes I wish I never took off my rose colored glasses.
>>512826431
I'm not saying you're wrong but I watched the finding your roots episode of ed o'neill and he's not a kike.

>>512826694
I've done them over 30 times (lost count after 30) and I've done as much as 7g before. I have never experienced a hallucination like that. Mind you, I'm talking about psilocybin, your buddy might have done Amanitas. Totally different ballgame, never done amanitas. I have done salvia, that was a hellish nightmare that felt like an eternity of torment by hellish clown beings. Don't do salvia.

>>512812727
>requires less brain activity for the same task

>>512826552
The problem is you can't live a normal life tripping on shrooms. You can smoke weed and live a normal life while high. You can't do shit while tripping on shrooms. It does open your mind, though.

>>512812912
imagine if he HADN'T smoked weed though

>>512826594
I guarantee you interact with high people on a daily basis and don't realize it. Chronic (pun intended) users have no issue living a normal life high all the time.

>>512813411
hypothetically speaking..
.
absolutely, without even a scintillation of doubt.

>>512827009
I'm more socially capable while tripping, believe it or not. I've even talked to cops while tripping balls, successfully. You're right though, you can't go through life tripping. Microdosing maybe, but that's never done anything for me. I don't like to trip in such rapid succession anyway. The after glow can last a good few weeks though.

>>512824401
Truth with a slam dunk at the end.
Take a bow. But honestly, when it comes to religious questions or when Im trying to figure out how to fix a broken design, blazing fires up the right receptors.
>>512825090
Sativa's make you wide awake and creative, indicas make you lethargic, forgetful and lazy. It's not the same.
>>512815989
Pretty sure there aren't any native British strains. Africans? Yes, that would work for this meme. But you are a kike. Nice try with the divide and conquer Chaim.

>>512827069
but i didz smoke dis mornin' no cap

>>512826141
>Animaniacs
Degenerate jewish trash. Who inserts a joke about fingering people into a kids cartoon?

>>512827079
Quite literally everyone knows you’re high retard

>>512812415 (OP)
It’s because more people are smoking instead of drinking the regard goyim juice “aka alcohol”

>>512826878
I just looked it up, he's five years older than myself.

>>512827200
>can't into per cannibis
ngmi

>>512817510
Sports are fun on weed, like every one of them especially motorsports.

>>512827079
>high iq joke

>>512827163
Idk. After a little while you can function but that first couple of hours put me out of commission. I wouldn't trust myself to do anything. I was an expert guitar hero player when that was a thing and I couldn't even finish a song on easy while tripping. Your coordination is fucked.

>>512827266
Kek no, you don't. Unless you are picking out several people a day you interact with, you aren't noticing everyone. But keep being extremely sure of yourself, that's never come back to bite anyone in the ass before.

>>512827165
>Sativa's make you wide awake and creative, indicas make you lethargic, forgetful and lazy. It's not the same.
When I quit drinking I tried smoking weed, vaping it, and edibles, to try and replace my boozing habit. Alcohol usually got me going and made me want to move, all strains of weed, no matter what kind, maybe me lazy and tired. I'm sure it's healthier then booze but it's a really shitty dull high to me

>>512812415 (OP)
Pepe agrees.

>>512812415 (OP)
>Don't believe your lying eyes goyim! Dude weed is totally great for you LMAO!
This is only shit potheads would believe, everybody else noootices that weed leads to decreased cognitive abilities.

>>512827435
>t. low IQ nigger

>>512827247
Didn't notice, I was a kid retard. Animaniacs warned us about the jewish goyslop and many other things that will never be in a cartoon again. Strange that you remember that part so vividly. Were you getting fingered by your faggot uncle around the same time?

>>512812727
The fact incels on here so desperately defend weed while having awful lives is enough to make me avoid the shit

>>512827436
Oh man, I'm telling you it's the exact opposite for me. I'm normally a clumsy retard that bumbles through life mumbling awkwardly and avoiding eye contact. While tripping? It's like I'm free.

>>512827557
Yeah bro, I'm sure sativa makes you more sleepy than alcohol, the thing known for making people pass out.

>>512827436
that's merely because the brain capacity which is normally squandered on useless tasks like timing and balance is temporarily redirected to far higher order contemplations *hits pipe*

>>512827648
Are you that salty for me calling you out on ed o'neill? Sheesh

>>512827743
It might, substances affect people differently.

>>512827743
That has been my experience, yes. I once renovated an old 1905's era house while drinking 12 beers a day. I re-did the entire electrical system, put in new flooring, re-did the drywall etc. The only thing I ever accomplished while smoking weed was marathon family guy. However sadly I can't use either substance now

>>512812415 (OP)
That does not mean you should encourage toking. It is the compound specifically FOR that enhancement that is important. Cannabinoid oils can help, but only those extracts, not toking like a moron.

>>512827846
I guess, but alcohol is used as a sleep aid the world over.

I have been smoking cannabis for almost 25 years, I only smoke once a week though, on a Saturday night, and sometimes on Sunday.

It's so much better than getting drunk.

>>512820960
Cat

>>512827914
I know quite few people who start their day with booze. Get's them going, like the other guy said

I love a little bit of caffeine and a lot of weed every day bros

Keeps your brain young I'm telling you

>>512812415 (OP)
This only applies at certain points of the high. The downsides are much more apparent much more of the time.

t. was high for 10 years straight

>>512828006
Yeah, alcoholics who physically need it in their system to function properly. That's not a normal reaction in people who aren't alcoholics.

>>512812415 (OP)
Thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard. Having been a grass smoker from the 6th grade up until I was about 24

>>512812415 (OP)
no one that has spent five minutes around a pothead believes that. theyre dumber than a pile of cow shit.

>>512828158
Smarter than you, ranjeet.

>>512813950
psychedelics do this by promoting neuroplasticity. weed doesn't. i had to quit weed recently, definitely feel sharper tho i do miss it ngl

>>512828158
>everyone who sees the humor i can't is a moron.

>>512822528
Weed fundamentally destroys you in a slow way though.

>but it helps me enhance my abilities!

Exactly, you NEED the drug to be on an equal level to people who don't actively use it.

It's almost as if... it's an addiction?

Furthermore, why should or would anyone actively use weed when they're just fine without it?

It's a 3rd wheel by every metric, you are rolling the dice to get a 6 to enhance, but any other number is a setback to your body.

All in all, it's a fucking drug. Drugs are never good outside of medicinal purposes

>>512828233
i didnt read the gay article and it doesn't say that its satire anywhere

>>512825133
I am pretty sure he was referencing how shitty weed is nowadays. When it was illlegal everyone grew it in tehir closet just a few plants. As a result those plants got a very hands on approach. Lots of love and care. What is happening in the legal marijuana industry is a tragedy. They have taken a plant given to us from god(this is in the bible you fucking faggots do not deny this) and turned it into a mass produced peice of shit. The only genetics they grow are genetics that finish ASAP. As a result all of the weed is basically indica. Sativa does not exist in comericial. Anyone who says they have sativa is lying. A good sativa takes 2x as long in flower as a quick indica. 2x as long. In terms of production that is a loss of $$$.

Sativa is good weed. Thats the shit that made people giggle and have a good time. Indica is for going to bed or pain management. It just gives you a strong body high which is likely to geen you out if you smoke too much. Sativa doesnt really have a "green out" The effects are more cerebral and energizing. They tend to wake you up and increase mental stimulation. They also taste way better IMO.

If you smoke weed stop doig it. Buy a "ball vape" it will get you 2x as high and taste how its suppose to taste with 0 smoke entering your lungs. Vapes normally suck balls. But ball vapes fuck you up its like getting hit by a truck or it can be taken slow up to you but yeah ball vapes rock. Fucking smoking. Get a ball vape. When you get sick you will be over it in days compared to weeks. Nothing but terpenes and THC entering your lungs is futuristic space shit.

TLDR: Buy a ball vape

>>512828204
Now that you mentioned it, smoking weed and a good 4 pounds of cocaine might give you the ultimate shitskin simulator.

If you wajt the premium poo experience add a fingerpinch of cowshit

>>512828249
Because we're doing it to feel good and not because we think it betters us in any way.

>>512828010
one major downside of heavy use is the suppression of REM sleep which is important for memory consolidation and emotional regulation. dreaming is important, if you're not dreaming something is going wrong in your brain; dreams are a byproduct of neurons firing in your sleep and "neurons that fire together wire together" as hebbian learning says, although that is a heuristic for wtfever the brain really does

>>512828138
>from the 6th grade
Yea if you consume it before your brain is even close to being adult formed, you're going to have a bad time.

>>512818880
>b-b-but! alcohol exists!
kys burnout

>>512826691
You're alright by me kid, but make sure you're okay with Jesus too.

>>512828334
I also haven't gotten any flint town brown from the dispensaries so there is that. Oh, and seeds, none of those anymore. I prefer dispensaries. You can get a host of issues in homegrown that doesn't happen at dispensaries like mold and mites and shit. Even if it wasn't as good (it is), I would still use it because it's regulated for safety.

>>512812415 (OP)
Totally trustworthy non biased source.

>>512828583
Yeah, I know. They tried to find some heavy, lifelong drinkers to test but most of them were dead.

>>512812415 (OP)
>hard to think about thought
>hit once more
>???
>profit

>>512828906
>t. rick james

>>512816438
Ayo Paco when are we hotboxing?

>>512812415 (OP)
Basically all the Marijuana users I know are fucming burnouts
Deadbeats, losers, thieves, gibmedats, liberal moochers, people who are broke but have $500/mo for weed, people who steao from the workplace, loe to your face.
Fine as couch potatos, ok.
They can mind their own business, sure.
Superior performance?
Fuck outta here.

>>512829034
Yeah bro, alcoholics aren't any of those things while also being belligerent assholes.

>>512828158
Maybe you just spend time with dumbasses that also happen to use marijuana.

>>512819519
Dude stop gooning, or stop watching anime. Only then will you get your dick back. Man I honestly feel sorry for anyone who doesn't have steel like boners.

>>512829162
Kek life is gonna come at you fast, bro. I remember when I could get hard from a strong breeze. Those were the days.

>>512829127
i dont spend time with crackhead dopefiends

>>512812415 (OP)
Why aren't niggers all geniuses then

>>512828332
You have made us all dumber here by your presence, and I say that as a weed smoker.

>>512829107
you can just not smoke OR drink. shrooms and other psychedelics at least have some benefit if you don't just sit around staring at fractals or some dumb shit since they promote neuroplasticity - though this is a double edged sword since all that is doing is making your brain more adjustable like a child's brain.

>>512829449
The benefit is that it feels good. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend it's a miracle drug. It makes people feel good, which can help in a number of ways but also harm. I'd say the pain and nausea relief of weed counts as a pretty big benefit, though.

>>512829687
I can respect the honesty at least. I used to smoke a shit ton though and I think I had CHS because I was getting nauseous like crazy despite smoking a lot and it stopped when I was forced to go sober outside of occasional psychedelics

>>512828730
Go look up what happened when all the test sites got paid off and the supposed legal weed had more than 5x the legal pesticide limit at all major dispensaries. Those pesticides tested on mice had their bones fuse together. So yeah you might want to read a bit more buddy.

>>512812727
You’re way too angry. You need to find better ways to get rid of this unnecessary rage. Find enjoyment in reading, cooking, going outdoors, and possibly sitting on a knife.

>>512829946
Depends on the state, doesn't it? Are you saying home grown can't also be full of pesticides?

>>512812415 (OP)
How many times do people go back and forth on their views on weed throughout their lives? Just because they had a period where they smoked a lot doesn't really mean much.

>>512826296
no, having to quit fucking sucks. dont kid yourself.

>>512830726
it sucks at first for sure but i'm on month 3 and don't really miss it all that much now. more motivation to do shit that isn't smoking weed is nice, and its easier to deal with stress for me at least somewhat paradoxically

>>512816469
>>512816627
>>512822632
>>512823251
youre under demonic attacks.
or you smoked synthetic garbage.

>>512829227
Fuck..I hope not.

>>512824818
ok, lets go by your standards then.
quit coffee and see how fucking productive you will be. its the same fucking addiction. if you arent a pussy go no coffee for the rest of your life or shut the fuck entirely.
what a fucking dopamine seretonin faggot. go quit everything at that point.