Thread 512816056

Meet the next Bond girl. You may have seen her before.

https://okmagazine.com/p/jeff-bezos-obsessed-wife-lauren-sanchez-next-bond-girl-his-muse/

>>512816056 (OP)
How can he be such a simp ?

>>512816056 (OP)
I’m nobody, and I wouldn’t fuck her.
I don’t get it.

>next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

>>512816056 (OP)
This is what happens when you run out of things to buy. Buy your tranny looking wife the role of bond girl.

>>512816171

Ask your father shlomo. Jews are the biggest simps to their wives to the point they would let their sons getting their foreskins bitten off by a reebe just to please their crazy bitch ass wives.

>>512816056 (OP)
>>512816635
Absolute pathetic loser of a man (outside his money/business) finally gets the blowjob of his life and suddenly thinks he's in love with a perfect woman. Yes, some men are really that dumb.

James Bogged: Golddigger

how come one of the richest guys in the world settled for that?

>>512816829
I'm a black man living in tel aviv

Ugh. I hope that's not her good side.

That ugly whore?!?

>oligarch tells market/society what is good product
Welcome to real socialism.

>>512816056 (OP)
>Troonraker

>>512816839
It’s mind boggling to me.

>>512816056 (OP)
More like bogged girl.

>>512816171
Kikes are causing this

>>512817214
nice one Nigel

He literally owns her, why does he let her look like that? People who've had their face rebuilt after animal attacks look better than that aboggedination.
Well regardless, maybe being on set for a film will give an extra the opportunity to give him the ol' Luigi hello.

>>512816056 (OP)
She clearly is a three holer. His ex wife was beautiful, but didn't suck or take it up the arse like this goblin does

>>512816056 (OP)
if she plays melting plastic girl as the villain with 0 makeup it might be a decent thriller desu

>>512816171
The divorce is going to be catastrophic to him. I don't wish him ill but he's being too trusting

>>512816056 (OP)
More like james bogged

>>512816171
Long nose speak truth......grunk reconsider long nose.

>>512817675
You ever done anal? Its really not that fun if she hasnt done an enema. If shes not a whore tightness isnt a issue.

>>512817845

kek ikr

Honestly, good for them.

People don't give Jeff Bezos enough credit. He's the reason why you can get something from your phone to your door in under a day. That's magical. His wealth is just a fraction of the value that was created. He can go ahead and make a movie for his girlfriend, who by the way isn't some 18 year old slut who was banged by DiCaprio.

>you're a dick rider muh muh muh
Most of you are completely useless and better off as fertilizer. You wish you created something of value.

>>512816978
They share 505 roots. It's a thing IDK why

>>512816056 (OP)
Don't care, Bond is dead to me.
Grew up watching every movie at the cinema on release.
They fucked it up.
Let them cast Dylan fucking Mulvaney if they want, can't be worse than the kike they've got lined up to step into the role.

That lazy half closed asymmetry in the eyes is a tell tale sign of sociopathy, especially when the squinted one is the right.

>>512817022
>I'm a black man living in tel aviv
nice. impregnate all the jewesses. jews LOVE black people.

>>512818283
t. seattle amazon indian who sleeps with a bezos body pillow

>>512819152
Okay fagatron, you can't refute anything I said. You have no idea how amazing it is you can just tap three times and something shows up at your door in a day. You don't realize it because you're 13 years old and your balls haven't dropped yet and because your mom smoked too many Marlboro Reds during her almost-aborted pregnancy with you.

>>512816056 (OP)
The name is Bogged. James Bogged.

Dr. FUCK NO
Trannypussy
Boggraker
Thunderbogged
Goldentroon
License to Bogg
Etc...

>>512818034
Long nose kicked out of many many cave. Not listen to what he say

>>512816902
nice. didnt make me bust out laughing but its about as good as it gets for spoofed names that align with real material

>>512816056 (OP)
she gets uglier with every surgery

LMAO

>>512816056 (OP)

>Insane tycoon uses wealth to make talentless wife a star.

I remember this scene from Citizen Kane.

>>512817845
underrated

Octobussy

>>512819844
Boggraker lmao

>>512816056 (OP)
He has a cuckold fetish, wanting to advertise his wife on screen and have her fuck gay actors, too bad she's a horse-faced bitch.

>>512819555
>You have no idea how amazing it is you can just tap three times and something shows up at your door in a day.
You could argue he used already existing technology to make it happen though. People who made the internet, smart phones, etc. are probably more to acclaim than the guy who stitched it all together.

>>512816056 (OP)
Fulfill Jeff's cuck wishes
With her taco flavored kisses

>Bond girl
But there are no females in that pic, OP...

>>512817833
i like to think he learned from the first experience, hes going to fucking kill her if she dares to do such thing

>>512816056 (OP)
Bezos at the premiere

>>512816056 (OP)
We wuz borgs n sheit bixnood

>>512819844
Lel. Bogged Another Day.
She can Star in the reboot of Troonraker as BoggJob

>>512818135
>Its really not that fun if she hasnt done an enema.
Maybe if you are fucking fat bitches. Doing it to a skinny girl the dirt is interesting and adds spice to the whole thing.

>>512818135
Yeah it's overrated once you push through the entrance it's no feeling at all really compared to a vag
First time I did it with my ex wife I cum before I even penetrated though just at the excitement of it all

>>512816056 (OP)
Good for him

>>512817214
The Spy Who Bogged Me

A View to Kill

Dr. No - no changes needed

>>512816733
Who the hell would even want to watch a Bond movie nowadays? The last decent one was in like 2000. She'd get more clout in some Spy Kids remake but for boomers - Spy Hags. Might as well fund getting her a role in that

>>512816171
He's a cuck, he wants to see his wife get in bed with Bond.