Thread 512816619

Space niggas comming in hot.

Release the epstein files

>>512816619 (OP)
ALIENS WILL MAKE US THEIR PETS

>>512816676
Its space epstein coming in hot to rape

>>512816772
We will make great pets. Some might say the best pets. Really great pets

>>512816772
I'm from West Palm and I say kill 'em all

>>512816619 (OP)
TFW is a group of got allium girls ready to take the incel seed going to waste to human roasties have gone extra picky

they must have seen my 3plate hexbar deadlift squat

>>512816793
You only have to worry if you are 16 and under though.

>>512816619 (OP)
If an ayy steps one foot onto my property hes as good as dead

>hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

>>512816932
Maybe their most favorite thing ever is to harvest virgins.
That's why some were pushing girls to be whores. But the aliens were pretty fucking smart and figured out how to make the men forever virgins. Now there is an abundance of what they crave.

Reminder.

No one has any explanation as to why this """"comet"""" has a light shining out the front.

>>512817128
space is dark. Duh.

The last thing we have to deal with on this gay earth is literally insterstellar space probes. This sucks.

>>512817128
It's breaking. Orion drive type system.

>>512817121
I for once welcome our new overlords if that's the truth

ATTENTION ALL SPACE NIGGAS
>ATTENTION ALL SPACE NIGGAS
If you nuke tel-aviv you will have the good will of the entire planet!
END TRANSMISSION
>END TRANSMISSION

>>512817128
>No one has any explanation as to why this """"comet"""" has a light shining out the front.
Front of comet faces the sun
Sun heats up front of comet
Ice in front heats up and off gasses since it cannot form liquid water in the vacuum of space
Sprays in front of comet
Sunlight lights up gasses spraying in front of comet

>>512817434
It's gonna be here in like 60 days and has no tail

>>512817597
Uhhh

>no tail

>>512816924
Living in Buenos Aires and I got the reference!

>>512817597
The Selenites may be more freaked out over 3I/ATLAS than the earth governments.

Their reactions could tell us a great deal.

Too bad that the jews assassinated Bruce Sees All. Anyone who had spent time with him knows that the battles on the Moon between the Selenites and WTF knows enemy of theirs routinely had 20 megaton explosions. And many super blasts of larger than 100 megatons.

If the Selenites get jittery, we should raise our level of alert as well.

Just noting for the stupid and unaware seats in the back. It's not always about humans

>>512816619 (OP)
I need their help with training as a telepath. My condition has reached a point where it is difficult to manage, and having some friendly meetings with ayys to help me develop my mind is a human right that the government doesn't have the right to deny me.

>>512817597
That furry Russian dude won't be pleased

>>512817434
That would give it a tail which it doesn't have

None of you understand what's happening. This is an ambassador ship from the Galactic Coalition who are comprised of several different otherworldly races. They want to broker a relationship with humans, among a small number of other species. However, they are aware of the presence of a malignant species with a powerful influence over humanity, and are uncertain if they can realistically debride them of it. Failing this, humans will be relegated to animal or "near-sentient" status, and deemed ineligible for representation on the Galactic Council. At that point we will have to rely on trees, octopuses, bumblebees or mycellium for any planetary representation. The malignant species and its allies/subjects will face extermination when they inevitably transgress against the Coalition, which many fear will snowball into the death of all of humanity.

>>512817035
Where did you find this picture of me?

>>512817128
Nigger, explain to me why an ayyy space ship would need fucking headlights?

>>512818437
Might not be a headlight, might be an engine.
At this point there's no good explanation about why it has this anomaly.
As far as I can tell reddit has banned all mention of this 'comet' being discussed in the astronomy sub because everyone knows it's looking more like a spaceship than anything else, the only thread is one with about 10 updoots from months ago.

>>512818437
Two good reasons
1) its decelerating
2) its a disguise

>>512817597
>Avi Loeb
need to start bluefacing the people lending their credentials and credibility to this story.

>>512816619 (OP)
The Saiyans are coming.

>>512818333
Every single time.

>>512818333
>ambassador ship from the Galactic Coalition
Fuck those niggers, they can crash on the moon.

>>512817597
>intergalactic spacecraft needs headlights
....

>>512818893
Space is dark. :(

>>512818893
Hurr durr

>>512819013
You have no idea how much I do not give a shit
This is a distraction
The last thing was a distraction
The next thing will be a distraction
Etc
The sheer size of the universe means there IS other intelligent life than humans
Why they would come to this backwater shithole? If it were me, I would stay as far the fuck away as possible.

>>512816932
god I hope reptilians are sexy
I'm a reptilian supremacist
they're so much better than us in every possible way
stronger, faster, cooler apex predators, they eat humans and don't afraid of anything

i need to fuck a superior reptilian bitch right in the cloaca

>>512816619 (OP)
>Why don't scientists talk about aliens, ghosts, niggers, paranormal stuff at large, etc

When one does, it signal the tin foil hat community, we literally won't stop hearing about this space snow ball till it passes and nothing happened. Thank you mr. juden astronomer.

>>512819611
You need to learn how to discern Signal from Noise.
This is Noise.

>>512819700
if the aliens are snake ladies im switching sides in an instant

>>512819855
>conviction of certainty about something that has never happened before

>>512816619 (OP)
got a lot going on right now man

>>512816772
Food. You will be the food for their pets.

>>512819955
you and me both brother

>>512816619 (OP)

Kakkarot is coming!

>>512820068
classic and true

>>512816619 (OP)
It’s a fuckin comet dude. Calm down.

>>512817013
under 1600*

W O R M W O O D

>>512817434
if it was water, the gasses should be forming a tail by now but they arent, its probably just heavier gasses that take more energy to be dispersed after sublimation starts.

>>512820863
Gonna be their base

literally a fucking comet bruv

>>512817035
That's right. Any space niggas on my lawn will instantly get terminated.

>>512818688
HH checked. Gas the blues.

>>512821055
>Gerry Anderson's UFO

>>512816619 (OP)
I literally don't care if it's aliens. Fucking Fed&banks printed our USD to death and bought assets up. Is an alien gonna help unfuck the USD? No? Then getthefuck outtahere

IT BRINGS US LOVE
BREAK ITS LEGS

There's something out there

>>512820183
Don’t worry, I’m sure they are very peaceful feminine beings. Very divine, very progressive. They would never do something so evil. They must be upset about white men destroying the Earth, and are coming to fix everything. They will help us all. Make sure to welcome them with open arms. They are just like us, I’m sure. Probably very beautiful too. Can’t wait.

Is it bringing superpowers? or is that the solar flare?

>>512822328
Any interstellar ayy would see fucking with us like a kid sees frying ants with a magnifying glass

>slipspace rupture detected
>slipspace rupture detected
>slipspace rupture detected
>slipspace rupture detected
>slipspace rupture detected

>>512816619 (OP)
they probably are reading our internet now and are aware that we have spotted them. probably just wanted to pass by undetected, but were seen.

be real cool if they were here to free us from rich families that hold all power and wealth forever and teach humanity how to be better

>>512816772
just the goodest boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE3OuHukrmQ

>>512820430
Angel's Egg.

>>512818644
1. It's not decelerating
2. Do you even know what a comet is, poojeet

>>512823740
It COULD BE DECELERATING. way to come in here uselessly

>>512816619 (OP)
We won't see them coming until they are already here in orbit

>>512816619 (OP)
more like jews from outer space

>>512820746
>mfw i learn cherynobl literally means wormwood
>mfw i have no face because the 5th seal has been unleashed and my face has melted into the sea

>>512823838
It's actually accelerating. There's no "could be". Stop being brown.

>>512816619 (OP)
BigBlackIllegal

>>512816619 (OP)
Tick
Tock

>>512816676
thats what they're bringing us

>>512817597
>It's gonna be here in like 60 days
Hope you've been training anon.

>>512818312
>>512817597
>Hubble images from July 2025 show that 3I/ATLAS appears to have a very faint and broad tail pointing eastward, in a direction away from the Sun.

>>512816932
would

>>512816619 (OP)

I can't wait. Talked to the scout ship's ai using the gateway program when Oumuamua came a few years back. It was a scout sent in advance with an AI to send back information to the main. I look forward to speaking with them again. This is a bit later than they told me it would be, but not by much, they did say it would depend on a few things. This is going to be fun. Don't worry, you'll be fine.

>>512824773
don't drink the kool-aid nigga

>>512816676
fpbp

>>512824666
That's since been considered an artifact from taking pictures of a moving object.

>>512823990
Feast of Tabernacles is October 6 to 13 this year, too.

>>512824887

You don't think it will be good?

>>512816619 (OP)
>>512816676
Reminder American noggers (exclusively) have been on ebt for like a hundred years max. The Jews have been on ebt, ubi, and universal health care for thousands of years across different civilizations. Jews are worse than noggers

>>512816676
FP the BP total mossad death

>>512824989
cool....can I see the focal lengh and exposure time for the picture?

I do astrophotopgraphy...and that doesnt look like trailing caused by shake or relative movement, like star trails....its a comets comma. because its a comet.

fuck off kike.

>>512816619 (OP)
Hispanics and Aliens are just oddly simpatico.

why is that?

No one has been able to explain this to me.

>>512816676
>Release the epstein files
release something that never existed......

>>512825787
Awoo yourself the fuck out of this thread.

>>512825400
>its a comet.
Sure it is. Explain the light on the front?

>.and that doesnt look like trailing caused by shake or relative movement
Let's see the closest comparison then, and it has to have a light on the front too.

It's hard to find much discussion of it on the internet because anyone pointing out that this thing is not a comet gets shut down immediately by trust the science types such as you who are trying immensely hard to thought police everyone who brings this up.
There's two different groups of retards at play, one are the IFL science types who can't bear the thought that it's not a comet because it goes against their religion. And the other side of the crackpot fence with people saying space is fake, flerfers, people who think the comet doesn't exist / is a distraction from Epstein, Evangelical types who get uncomfortable about anything 'alien' being discussed, all of whom are trying equally hard to prohibit discussion of it

>>512817851
>The Selenites
The ant people from the moon?

>>512816619 (OP)
Mmm. Powerful.
I bet they want to be first in line to see those Files, am I right?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loMLXNoBfTo

>>512825856
fuck off kike. onus is on you.

>>512824666
>eastward
>in space
frigg off, satan, we all know it's you and your demon pals

>>512818437
Space is dark, go outside at night and look up dumbass

>>512826346
>Space is dark
>go outside at night and look up
>it's full of lights
Fuck, now I'm scared.

>>512816619 (OP)
Booty Warriors From Outer Space

>>512816619 (OP)
>ahem
Dear ayliums,
Welcome to earth. Our planet is enslaved by an evil global race of creatures called da joos, and plagued by a violent and mentally deficient race called niggers. It would be really awesome if you could save us from these wicked creatures and launch them into the sun or something. Anything short of that is the doom of all decency and decent beings on this planet. You are our only hope.
Sincerely and humbly, the humans of earth
P.S. the indians are poopmen who scam, be careful of them
P.S.S. not the featherheads, those ones are just lazy alcoholics, the other ones
P.S.S.S there is also sandpeople that go like "alalalala" and cut people's heads off, not good, but anyway if you can just save us all from joos and niggers the rest of us can probably get along pretty good.

>>512816619 (OP)
howcome nobody talks about how this would perfectly describe jesus' space army coming to hold fuckin court

>>512827024
>perfectly describe jesus' space army
Do this yourself, now, or STFU

>>512819611

He was nuts but I bet he was super fun to be around

>>512816772

At this point I'd consider it a rescue mission, lol.

>>512818437
To avoid hitting pedestrian space niggers duh.

>>512816676
this

>>512816857
my friend says we’re like the dinosaurs
only we are doing ourselves in much faster than they ever did

>>512819491
I think there's diffetent tier of alien, and this one could be human-like progenitor race whose last visit made it into Ezekiel. That guy had rotary wing lander, landing gear/wheels, spacesuit, etc. Landed and basically throttled the sandpeople and broke all their stupid idols and told them not to do that shit. Probably because we are their seed colony, or they are a breakaway civ. Coming back to check on us.

>>512824826
It's actually evil to think this joke applies here. Biblically evil. What a jew you are. The harshest insult next to nigger.

>>512816619 (OP)

No. It's another con of give more funding to the aliens.

>>512828300
It only took humans 1-2 million years to advance from "monkeys" to where we are now... the dinosaurs had hundreds of millions of years and never even mastered fire... does that make sense to you?

>>512828814
i can't believe the pyramids were built by the dinosaurs.

>>512816932
Maybe their primary food source is analogous to cum and they eat through their aylium pussies. Three times a day she’s got to give a man dat succ through her daffodil scented lizardocunt