/pol/ - A SECOND DILDO HAS HIT THE WNBA

Anonymous (ID: GdBOmW0n)

8/12/2025, 2:03:32 AM No.512819139 >>512819201 >>512819247 >>512819251 >>512819275 >>512819378 >>512819406 >>512819432 >>512819472 >>512819509 >>512819597 >>512819867 >>512819922 >>512819977 >>512820429 >>512821027 >>512821559 >>512822576 >>512823718 >>512823830 >>512825907 >>512826602 >>512827596 >>512830009

A SECOND DILDO HAS HIT THE WNBA

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https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1mnl12b/12yearold_girl_struck_by_sex_toy_thrown_at_wnba/

Anonymous (ID: tVxhnRWY)

8/12/2025, 2:04:31 AM No.512819201 >>512822725 >>512828765 >>512829850 >>512830239

>>512819139 (OP)
Can we protect him?

Anonymous (ID: rOP7twF3)

8/12/2025, 2:05:01 AM No.512819227 >>512826749 >>512827756 >>512828379

This dude looks really cool. I'd like to be his fren. Pretty pathetic that they're making up a story about the dildo hitting a little girl. We all know that didn't happen.

Anonymous (ID: QCofq5ci)

8/12/2025, 2:05:05 AM No.512819235

The dildo of consequences seldom comes lubed

Anonymous (ID: oM9/DcRH)

8/12/2025, 2:05:18 AM No.512819247 >>512819286 >>512819413 >>512821178 >>512822440 >>512822979 >>512827973 >>512829420

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>>512819139 (OP)
first guy hit a 9 year old girl with the dildo
what the fuck

Anonymous (ID: a+i1jFsK)

8/12/2025, 2:05:20 AM No.512819249 >>512819657 >>512822675 >>512822766 >>512824778

theres no way he was wearing a beavis and butthead tshirt

Anonymous (ID: KxjaOJMO)

8/12/2025, 2:05:20 AM No.512819251

>>512819139 (OP)
THAT IS A TRANSGENDER WOMAN BTW

Anonymous (ID: RsCeJ+CJ)

8/12/2025, 2:05:40 AM No.512819275

>>512819139 (OP)
Why are Trump supporters like this?

Anonymous (ID: KxjaOJMO)

8/12/2025, 2:05:51 AM No.512819286

>>512819247
transgenders are literal monsters

Anonymous (ID: dQg7RNAs)

8/12/2025, 2:06:33 AM No.512819324

sneed?

Anonymous (ID: VqZBt83q)

8/12/2025, 2:07:25 AM No.512819378

>>512819139 (OP)
>suspect sought by NYPD

lmao

put out an all points bulletin, he's armed and dangerous

Anonymous (ID: DUs4PnpE)

8/12/2025, 2:07:48 AM No.512819406 >>512824532 >>512829166

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>>512819139 (OP)
>uh hehehe
>yeah yeah hehe
>uh those chicks should like ride the dildos
>uh yeah, that'd be pretty cool
>hehe boing
>yeah yeah boinggg!

Anonymous (ID: tLioSPUQ)

8/12/2025, 2:07:54 AM No.512819413 >>512819475 >>512822625 >>512826146 >>512827526 >>512829420

>>512819247
>hit a man and his niece
1 dildo, two victims, the msm is pushing a magic dildo narrative

Anonymous (ID: AB1cVzj3)

8/12/2025, 2:08:17 AM No.512819432

>>512819139 (OP)
>Dude can't even hit the court during a girl's sports game
That's the embarrassing part

Anonymous (ID: Njam5xBW)

8/12/2025, 2:08:28 AM No.512819450 >>512820071

The magic dildo somehow had enough velocity to hit two bystanders and make it to the court?

Lol. The lies are deep but talk about 15 years and sex offender status

Anonymous (ID: 65MNyLrp)

8/12/2025, 2:08:51 AM No.512819472

>>512819139 (OP)
Seriously, how many people could be out there in current year wearing a Beavis and Butthead t-shirt?

Anonymous (ID: GdBOmW0n)

8/12/2025, 2:08:54 AM No.512819475 >>512820208

>>512819413
>1 plane, two towers

Anonymous (ID: zxJMmhHc)

8/12/2025, 2:09:21 AM No.512819509

>>512819139 (OP)
PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS GUYS!!!
WOMEN WILL GO ON A SEX STRIKE!!
THEN WHAT, HUH?!??
MASS MALE SUICIDE!! THAT’S WHAT!!
WE NEED REGULAR SEX AND YOU KNOW IT!
STOP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!

Anonymous (ID: 82pzoQx0)

8/12/2025, 2:10:39 AM No.512819597

>>512819139 (OP)
Damn, that 12 yo girl looks pretty masculine
Even growing a goatee
Dafuk are they putting in the water?

Anonymous (ID: DUs4PnpE)

8/12/2025, 2:11:25 AM No.512819657 >>512822675

>>512819249
after a long time he made a hard decision, but
>hehehe hard
>yeah yeah, LONG

Anonymous (ID: wYrXWHc5)

8/12/2025, 2:12:16 AM No.512819721

>dildo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

Anonymous (ID: uEBaCmXf)

8/12/2025, 2:13:48 AM No.512819822

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how does he keep getting away with it?

Anonymous (ID: JZ1ABgW0)

8/12/2025, 2:14:26 AM No.512819867

>>512819139 (OP)
Rubber dildos can't melt steel rims

Anonymous (ID: DpmCdMbZ)

8/12/2025, 2:14:39 AM No.512819895

>be 9 years old in New York
>Get showered in expensive dildos
>Sell them on reddit
>Become a millionaire before 18

Anonymous (ID: pYgyOCYQ)

8/12/2025, 2:15:06 AM No.512819922

>>512819139 (OP)
If this happened at a drag queen story hour you never would've heard of it.

Anonymous (ID: DdHDBnui)

8/12/2025, 2:15:52 AM No.512819977 >>512821102

>>512819139 (OP)
The Beavis & Butthead shirt is really what sells it.

Anonymous (ID: DUs4PnpE)

8/12/2025, 2:17:07 AM No.512820071 >>512820289 >>512821379

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>>512819450

Anonymous (ID: nx8mBZrx)

8/12/2025, 2:19:09 AM No.512820208

>>512819475
You mean 5 planes 3 towers, 1 hole in a building, and 1 hole in the ground...

Anonymous (ID: Njam5xBW)

8/12/2025, 2:20:10 AM No.512820289

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>>512820071

Anonymous (ID: NdqgpAwk)

8/12/2025, 2:20:51 AM No.512820323

Bros....I haven't felt this way since the second tower got struck in 2001...this is a dark day for America and the brave lesbians that play basketball for free money.

Anonymous (ID: DUs4PnpE)

8/12/2025, 2:22:23 AM No.512820429

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>>512819139 (OP)
>beavis, these cheerleaders suck at basketball. when's the half time show going to be over?
>arg, butthead, I can't eat this pickle! It's all bland and tough. Gggaaaaah *hunk*
>beavis, you just hit that chick with your pickle
>yeah, she totally touched it too! My pickle, peeckle touch my peeckle. Hehe

Anonymous (ID: aVPowrP1)

8/12/2025, 2:28:36 AM No.512820833 >>512821509

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Anonymous (ID: GdBOmW0n)

8/12/2025, 2:29:46 AM No.512820902

What's the deal with women's sports? They aren't sports, and they aren't women!

Anonymous (ID: f34eDZyR)

8/12/2025, 2:31:32 AM No.512821027

>>512819139 (OP)
If you're going to own women basketball players you should be able to at least throw like a man.
>still a more accurate throw then a majority of the WNBA

Anonymous (ID: 4IBNmwgp)

8/12/2025, 2:32:43 AM No.512821102

>>512819977
>heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
it just makes me laugh

Anonymous (ID: ekvZl7Pa)

8/12/2025, 2:33:57 AM No.512821178

>>512819247
media conditioning. we are about to enter the pedophile nightmare paradigm

Anonymous (ID: dZDwJ421) 8/12/2025, 2:37:21 AM No.512821379 >>512829546

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>>512820071

Anonymous (ID: 8Kxx7GyO)

8/12/2025, 2:39:23 AM No.512821509

>>512820833
lel

Anonymous (ID: OkQBHp4v)

8/12/2025, 2:40:15 AM No.512821559 >>512822465

>>512819139 (OP)
god dammit I was looking at this last night thinking imagine if I bet a grand:

https://polymarket.com/event/dildo-thrown-at-wnba-game-on-august-6-13/will-a-dildo-be-thrown-onto-the-court-at-a-wnba-game-on-wednesday?tid=1754957891492

Anonymous (ID: g6Qwkz6A)

8/12/2025, 2:53:39 AM No.512822440 >>512823111

>>512819247
who cares only jews can afford courtside tickets they were heebs

Anonymous (ID: DUs4PnpE)

8/12/2025, 2:53:59 AM No.512822465

>>512821559
What were the odds?

Anonymous (ID: zeuc1Cs2)

8/12/2025, 2:55:36 AM No.512822566

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HEY BEAVIS, CHECK THIS OUT!

Anonymous (ID: GHq0pV1c)

8/12/2025, 2:55:46 AM No.512822576

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>>512819139 (OP)
I have $100 for the first guy that successfully hits the backboard with one of those suction cup dildos.

/\nonymous (ID: O8f/x5Xk)

8/12/2025, 2:56:48 AM No.512822625

>>512819413
That dildo hit 6 million jews and knocked them dead.

Anonymous (ID: Loky5QIu)

8/12/2025, 2:57:51 AM No.512822675

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>>512819249
>>512819657

Anonymous (ID: 8mJcUWuQ)

8/12/2025, 2:58:38 AM No.512822725

>>512819201
Buy the Breavis and butthead shirt from old navy to help him bend in

Anonymous (ID: 8mJcUWuQ)

8/12/2025, 2:59:20 AM No.512822766

>>512819249
It’s sold at old navy. I got it for the 4th

Anonymous (ID: B7DrGLVC)

8/12/2025, 3:03:02 AM No.512822979 >>512823683

>>512819247
I bet that wasn't the first cock she's taken to the face.

Anonymous (ID: DzAejNqz)

8/12/2025, 3:05:25 AM No.512823111

>>512822440
I looked it up because I was curious. Surprisingly front rows start at $200. No way they are selling many of these. You can probably but the cheapest ticket and then go take an empty courtside seat for you sickos on here.

Anonymous (ID: GdBOmW0n)

8/12/2025, 3:14:32 AM No.512823683

>>512822979
certainly won't be the last

Anonymous (ID: 3B/NU1d8)

8/12/2025, 3:15:04 AM No.512823718

>>512819139 (OP)
Dude looks like he regrets throwing that dildo that killed that little girl

Anonymous (ID: 0FdfZsEy)

8/12/2025, 3:16:58 AM No.512823830 >>512823903

>>512819139 (OP)
Surround the court with 9 year olds!
Anyone who throws a dildo on the wnba will be marked a sex offender!

Anonymous (ID: 0FdfZsEy)

8/12/2025, 3:18:02 AM No.512823903

>>512823830
And combine the basketball court with the legal court for expediated trials!

Anonymous (ID: yZ3MTtwX)

8/12/2025, 3:26:37 AM No.512824452 >>512825901

throwing dildos at people is not funny!

Anonymous (ID: u5aZWnwH)

8/12/2025, 3:28:06 AM No.512824532

>>512819406
perfect isnt it.

Anonymous (ID: 55RQ5Mny)

8/12/2025, 3:31:44 AM No.512824778

>>512819249
Yes Heaviside and butthead shirt. Sounds just right.

Anonymous (ID: GdBOmW0n)

8/12/2025, 3:49:20 AM No.512825901

>>512824452
then why am I laughing?

Breakroom yCDTB+C6DRw (ID: zGn8Nduq)

8/12/2025, 3:49:24 AM No.512825907

>>512819139 (OP)
This dildo must have been tossed from the grassy knoll.

Anonymous (ID: n0woOXC3)

8/12/2025, 3:53:22 AM No.512826146

>>512819413
Magical dildo my ass.

Anonymous (ID: /KF6b3Nl)

8/12/2025, 4:01:23 AM No.512826602

>>512819139 (OP)
>LE REDDIT LINK
/pol/ is dead

Anonymous (ID: SrJlhvlo)

8/12/2025, 4:03:51 AM No.512826749 >>512827153

>>512819227
This guy looks like he smokes meth, watches slasher movies and participates in backyard wrestling.

Anonymous (ID: vJ84EO8q)

8/12/2025, 4:10:41 AM No.512827153

>>512826749
where's the problem?

Anonymous (ID: Mt6RBpOF)

8/12/2025, 4:15:46 AM No.512827526 >>512829196

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>>512819413
That is one magic dildo!

Anonymous (ID: mUGHtCdB)

8/12/2025, 4:16:38 AM No.512827596

>>512819139 (OP)
Let the dildos hit the floor
Let the dildos hit the floor
Let the dildos hit the floor

Anonymous (ID: XPxyMwMD)

8/12/2025, 4:19:01 AM No.512827756

>>512819227
this, they are lying for sympathy so someone turns him in

Anonymous (ID: QoScWIMt)

8/12/2025, 4:22:40 AM No.512827973 >>512828731

>>512819247
Dinged with a dildo?

Anonymous (ID: OoYv0hEh)

8/12/2025, 4:29:24 AM No.512828379

>>512819227
That’s what your average Porta Potty Rican looks like.

Anonymous (ID: GdBOmW0n)

8/12/2025, 4:35:13 AM No.512828731

>>512827973
more likely than you think!

Anonymous (ID: 0xnmuh+S)

8/12/2025, 4:35:46 AM No.512828765

>>512819201
howTF you gonna protect the real Slim Shady?

Anonymous (ID: aVPowrP1)

8/12/2025, 4:36:10 AM No.512828797

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At least add art work

Anonymous (ID: GeIj6eWt)

8/12/2025, 4:42:48 AM No.512829166

>>512819406
Underrated comment

Anonymous (ID: aVPowrP1)

8/12/2025, 4:43:23 AM No.512829196

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>>512827526

Anonymous (ID: +KFyoF7h)

8/12/2025, 4:47:17 AM No.512829420

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>>512819247
>>512819413

Anonymous (ID: BvL1pqFz)

8/12/2025, 4:49:18 AM No.512829546

>>512821379
>back
>and to the left

Anonymous (ID: kwefLfh8)

8/12/2025, 4:54:26 AM No.512829850

>>512819201
Fpbp. Look at Britain. You have to make the government fear for its life when they put you in a kangaroo court for rightfully shaming niggers and women.

Anonymous (ID: V8Avd/H8)

8/12/2025, 4:56:59 AM No.512830009

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>>512819139 (OP)
There’s been like 5 dildos now

Anonymous (ID: T+ooCrmR)

8/12/2025, 5:00:41 AM No.512830239

>>512819201
I’ll put it too you this way anon. More people have been arrested for throwing dildos at wnba games this past week than there have been those on the Epstein files all time. It’s a clown world and best you start honking HONK HONK!

Anonymous (ID: Mt6RBpOF)

8/12/2025, 5:08:25 AM No.512830644

30,000 watching

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