A SECOND DILDO HAS HIT THE WNBA - /pol/ (#512819139) [Archived: 22 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: GdBOmW0n

8/12/2025, 2:03:32 AM No.512819139

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https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1mnl12b/12yearold_girl_struck_by_sex_toy_thrown_at_wnba/

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Anonymous ID: tVxhnRWY

8/12/2025, 2:04:31 AM No.512819201

>>512819139 (OP)
Can we protect him?

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Anonymous ID: rOP7twF3

8/12/2025, 2:05:01 AM No.512819227

This dude looks really cool. I'd like to be his fren. Pretty pathetic that they're making up a story about the dildo hitting a little girl. We all know that didn't happen.

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Anonymous ID: QCofq5ci

8/12/2025, 2:05:05 AM No.512819235

The dildo of consequences seldom comes lubed

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8/12/2025, 2:05:18 AM No.512819247

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>>512819139 (OP)
first guy hit a 9 year old girl with the dildo
what the fuck

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Anonymous ID: a+i1jFsK

8/12/2025, 2:05:20 AM No.512819249

theres no way he was wearing a beavis and butthead tshirt

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Anonymous ID: KxjaOJMO

8/12/2025, 2:05:20 AM No.512819251

>>512819139 (OP)
THAT IS A TRANSGENDER WOMAN BTW

Anonymous ID: RsCeJ+CJ

8/12/2025, 2:05:40 AM No.512819275

>>512819139 (OP)
Why are Trump supporters like this?

Anonymous ID: KxjaOJMO

8/12/2025, 2:05:51 AM No.512819286

>>512819247
transgenders are literal monsters

Anonymous ID: dQg7RNAs

8/12/2025, 2:06:33 AM No.512819324

sneed?

Anonymous ID: VqZBt83q

8/12/2025, 2:07:25 AM No.512819378

>>512819139 (OP)
>suspect sought by NYPD

lmao

put out an all points bulletin, he's armed and dangerous

Anonymous ID: DUs4PnpE

8/12/2025, 2:07:48 AM No.512819406

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>>512819139 (OP)
>uh hehehe
>yeah yeah hehe
>uh those chicks should like ride the dildos
>uh yeah, that'd be pretty cool
>hehe boing
>yeah yeah boinggg!

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Anonymous ID: tLioSPUQ

8/12/2025, 2:07:54 AM No.512819413

>>512819247
>hit a man and his niece
1 dildo, two victims, the msm is pushing a magic dildo narrative

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Anonymous ID: AB1cVzj3

8/12/2025, 2:08:17 AM No.512819432

>>512819139 (OP)
>Dude can't even hit the court during a girl's sports game
That's the embarrassing part

Anonymous ID: Njam5xBW

8/12/2025, 2:08:28 AM No.512819450

The magic dildo somehow had enough velocity to hit two bystanders and make it to the court?

Lol. The lies are deep but talk about 15 years and sex offender status

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Anonymous ID: 65MNyLrp

8/12/2025, 2:08:51 AM No.512819472

>>512819139 (OP)
Seriously, how many people could be out there in current year wearing a Beavis and Butthead t-shirt?

Anonymous ID: GdBOmW0n

8/12/2025, 2:08:54 AM No.512819475

>>512819413
>1 plane, two towers

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Anonymous ID: zxJMmhHc

8/12/2025, 2:09:21 AM No.512819509

>>512819139 (OP)
PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS GUYS!!!
WOMEN WILL GO ON A SEX STRIKE!!
THEN WHAT, HUH?!??
MASS MALE SUICIDE!! THAT’S WHAT!!
WE NEED REGULAR SEX AND YOU KNOW IT!
STOP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!

Anonymous ID: 82pzoQx0

8/12/2025, 2:10:39 AM No.512819597

>>512819139 (OP)
Damn, that 12 yo girl looks pretty masculine
Even growing a goatee
Dafuk are they putting in the water?

Anonymous ID: DUs4PnpE

8/12/2025, 2:11:25 AM No.512819657

>>512819249
after a long time he made a hard decision, but
>hehehe hard
>yeah yeah, LONG

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Anonymous ID: wYrXWHc5

8/12/2025, 2:12:16 AM No.512819721

>dildo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

Anonymous ID: uEBaCmXf

8/12/2025, 2:13:48 AM No.512819822

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how does he keep getting away with it?

Anonymous ID: JZ1ABgW0

8/12/2025, 2:14:26 AM No.512819867

>>512819139 (OP)
Rubber dildos can't melt steel rims

Anonymous ID: DpmCdMbZ

8/12/2025, 2:14:39 AM No.512819895

>be 9 years old in New York
>Get showered in expensive dildos
>Sell them on reddit
>Become a millionaire before 18

Anonymous ID: pYgyOCYQ

8/12/2025, 2:15:06 AM No.512819922

>>512819139 (OP)
If this happened at a drag queen story hour you never would've heard of it.

Anonymous ID: DdHDBnui

8/12/2025, 2:15:52 AM No.512819977

>>512819139 (OP)
The Beavis & Butthead shirt is really what sells it.

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Anonymous ID: DUs4PnpE

8/12/2025, 2:17:07 AM No.512820071

Magic dildo

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>>512819450

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Anonymous ID: nx8mBZrx

8/12/2025, 2:19:09 AM No.512820208

>>512819475
You mean 5 planes 3 towers, 1 hole in a building, and 1 hole in the ground...

Anonymous ID: Njam5xBW

8/12/2025, 2:20:10 AM No.512820289

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>>512820071

Anonymous ID: NdqgpAwk

8/12/2025, 2:20:51 AM No.512820323

Bros....I haven't felt this way since the second tower got struck in 2001...this is a dark day for America and the brave lesbians that play basketball for free money.

Anonymous ID: DUs4PnpE

8/12/2025, 2:22:23 AM No.512820429

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>>512819139 (OP)
>beavis, these cheerleaders suck at basketball. when's the half time show going to be over?
>arg, butthead, I can't eat this pickle! It's all bland and tough. Gggaaaaah *hunk*
>beavis, you just hit that chick with your pickle
>yeah, she totally touched it too! My pickle, peeckle touch my peeckle. Hehe

Anonymous ID: aVPowrP1

8/12/2025, 2:28:36 AM No.512820833

dildo game

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Anonymous ID: GdBOmW0n

8/12/2025, 2:29:46 AM No.512820902

What's the deal with women's sports? They aren't sports, and they aren't women!

Anonymous ID: f34eDZyR

8/12/2025, 2:31:32 AM No.512821027

>>512819139 (OP)
If you're going to own women basketball players you should be able to at least throw like a man.
>still a more accurate throw then a majority of the WNBA

Anonymous ID: 4IBNmwgp

8/12/2025, 2:32:43 AM No.512821102

>>512819977
>heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
it just makes me laugh

Anonymous ID: ekvZl7Pa

8/12/2025, 2:33:57 AM No.512821178

>>512819247
media conditioning. we are about to enter the pedophile nightmare paradigm

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8/12/2025, 2:37:21 AM No.512821379

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>>512820071

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8/12/2025, 2:39:23 AM No.512821509

>>512820833
lel

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8/12/2025, 2:40:15 AM No.512821559

>>512819139 (OP)
god dammit I was looking at this last night thinking imagine if I bet a grand:

https://polymarket.com/event/dildo-thrown-at-wnba-game-on-august-6-13/will-a-dildo-be-thrown-onto-the-court-at-a-wnba-game-on-wednesday?tid=1754957891492

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Anonymous ID: g6Qwkz6A

8/12/2025, 2:53:39 AM No.512822440

>>512819247
who cares only jews can afford courtside tickets they were heebs

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Anonymous ID: DUs4PnpE

8/12/2025, 2:53:59 AM No.512822465

>>512821559
What were the odds?

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8/12/2025, 2:55:36 AM No.512822566

laughing harder

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HEY BEAVIS, CHECK THIS OUT!

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8/12/2025, 2:55:46 AM No.512822576

matt-harvey-black

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>>512819139 (OP)
I have $100 for the first guy that successfully hits the backboard with one of those suction cup dildos.

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8/12/2025, 2:56:48 AM No.512822625

>>512819413
That dildo hit 6 million jews and knocked them dead.

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8/12/2025, 2:57:51 AM No.512822675

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>>512819249
>>512819657

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8/12/2025, 2:58:38 AM No.512822725

>>512819201
Buy the Breavis and butthead shirt from old navy to help him bend in

Anonymous ID: 8mJcUWuQ

8/12/2025, 2:59:20 AM No.512822766

>>512819249
It’s sold at old navy. I got it for the 4th

Anonymous ID: B7DrGLVC

8/12/2025, 3:03:02 AM No.512822979

>>512819247
I bet that wasn't the first cock she's taken to the face.

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Anonymous ID: DzAejNqz

8/12/2025, 3:05:25 AM No.512823111

>>512822440
I looked it up because I was curious. Surprisingly front rows start at $200. No way they are selling many of these. You can probably but the cheapest ticket and then go take an empty courtside seat for you sickos on here.

Anonymous ID: GdBOmW0n

8/12/2025, 3:14:32 AM No.512823683

>>512822979
certainly won't be the last

Anonymous ID: 3B/NU1d8

8/12/2025, 3:15:04 AM No.512823718

>>512819139 (OP)
Dude looks like he regrets throwing that dildo that killed that little girl

Anonymous ID: 0FdfZsEy

8/12/2025, 3:16:58 AM No.512823830

>>512819139 (OP)
Surround the court with 9 year olds!
Anyone who throws a dildo on the wnba will be marked a sex offender!

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Anonymous ID: 0FdfZsEy

8/12/2025, 3:18:02 AM No.512823903

>>512823830
And combine the basketball court with the legal court for expediated trials!

Anonymous ID: yZ3MTtwX

8/12/2025, 3:26:37 AM No.512824452

throwing dildos at people is not funny!

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8/12/2025, 3:28:06 AM No.512824532

>>512819406
perfect isnt it.

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8/12/2025, 3:31:44 AM No.512824778

>>512819249
Yes Heaviside and butthead shirt. Sounds just right.

Anonymous ID: GdBOmW0n

8/12/2025, 3:49:20 AM No.512825901

>>512824452
then why am I laughing?

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8/12/2025, 3:49:24 AM No.512825907

>>512819139 (OP)
This dildo must have been tossed from the grassy knoll.

Anonymous ID: n0woOXC3

8/12/2025, 3:53:22 AM No.512826146

>>512819413
Magical dildo my ass.

Anonymous ID: /KF6b3Nl

8/12/2025, 4:01:23 AM No.512826602

>>512819139 (OP)
>LE REDDIT LINK
/pol/ is dead

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8/12/2025, 4:03:51 AM No.512826749

>>512819227
This guy looks like he smokes meth, watches slasher movies and participates in backyard wrestling.

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Anonymous ID: vJ84EO8q

8/12/2025, 4:10:41 AM No.512827153

>>512826749
where's the problem?

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8/12/2025, 4:15:46 AM No.512827526

JFK-bullet

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>>512819413
That is one magic dildo!

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Anonymous ID: mUGHtCdB

8/12/2025, 4:16:38 AM No.512827596

>>512819139 (OP)
Let the dildos hit the floor
Let the dildos hit the floor
Let the dildos hit the floor

Anonymous ID: XPxyMwMD

8/12/2025, 4:19:01 AM No.512827756

>>512819227
this, they are lying for sympathy so someone turns him in

Anonymous ID: QoScWIMt

8/12/2025, 4:22:40 AM No.512827973

>>512819247
Dinged with a dildo?

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8/12/2025, 4:29:24 AM No.512828379

>>512819227
That’s what your average Porta Potty Rican looks like.

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8/12/2025, 4:35:13 AM No.512828731

>>512827973
more likely than you think!

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8/12/2025, 4:35:46 AM No.512828765

>>512819201
howTF you gonna protect the real Slim Shady?

Anonymous ID: aVPowrP1

8/12/2025, 4:36:10 AM No.512828797

second dildo hit the tower

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At least add art work

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8/12/2025, 4:42:48 AM No.512829166

>>512819406
Underrated comment

Anonymous ID: aVPowrP1

8/12/2025, 4:43:23 AM No.512829196

magic dildo theory

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>>512827526

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8/12/2025, 4:47:17 AM No.512829420

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>>512819247
>>512819413

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8/12/2025, 4:49:18 AM No.512829546

>>512821379
>back
>and to the left

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8/12/2025, 4:54:26 AM No.512829850

>>512819201
Fpbp. Look at Britain. You have to make the government fear for its life when they put you in a kangaroo court for rightfully shaming niggers and women.

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8/12/2025, 4:56:59 AM No.512830009

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>>512819139 (OP)
There’s been like 5 dildos now

Anonymous ID: T+ooCrmR

8/12/2025, 5:00:41 AM No.512830239

>>512819201
I’ll put it too you this way anon. More people have been arrested for throwing dildos at wnba games this past week than there have been those on the Epstein files all time. It’s a clown world and best you start honking HONK HONK!

Anonymous ID: Mt6RBpOF

8/12/2025, 5:08:25 AM No.512830644

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