Thread 512825674

I just some marihuana and now I feel.

>>512825674 (OP)
Never show weakness

feelings are gay

>>512825674 (OP)
It's been more than a month without weed. I miss my sweetheart.

>>512825952
Based John Lajoie enjoyer

>>512825674 (OP)
op u dided and gud

If you can smoke Marijuana you have a dead end job or no job.

>>512826303
good point

>>512825674 (OP)
You are having fun, just don’t create a habit
Other than that, I am just here to say “DUDE WEED”

its all I do all day

>>512825952
feeling are gay and for women, because women are idiots

>>512825674 (OP)
Bro I just got a beer with the last of my money gonna smoke some of the wifes weed and pull 10 bucks from our account and go get some zyns

>>512826303
This rural city near me is about to be in shambles because all the successful business there can't find new hires who can pass a drug test. Good riddance. Hope the businesses implode. Requiring all of your employees to pass a drug test is retarded, especially considering weed is legal and extremely popular with people under 40. Most of these people could go sober long enough to pass an initial drug test, but would fail randoms. Plenty of people have a little pot once a month, which means they fail any random you give them.

I lost my last job because I got tested after some retard coworker hit me with his forklift. I'm never getting a job that drug tests for marijuana ever again.

Most businesses have learned and adapted with the times, excluding pot from their drug tests. It's pretty much just DOT regulated and dumbfuck boomer CEOs/owners that still test for weed. I don't want to make those types of people profit anyways. They can get fucked as their business stops growing and eventually dies.

>>512827415
>can't find new hires who can pass a drug test
Skill issue on both the business and the employee.

>>512827415
its the worker comp insurance companies.

also i have a coworker that keeps getting hit with DOT drug tests, and were both convinced they do it because they know he's clean every time. such bullshit

>>512827777
witnessed

>>512827777
True.
If you aren't smart and disciplined enough to pass a drug test, maybe that's a sign that drugs are not for you.

>>512828297
Bro I've been smoking since I was 11 I'm not quitting for a test I just bring piss with me.

>>512828389
I don't worry about it.
The one job I have that MIGHT do randoms is everywhere and always hiring from local agencies or companies.
The other doesn't care, results are the only metric.

>>512828494
I dont get randoms, I keep some fetish urine in my car for if I have an accident and they want to test me but if it were supervised I would be fucked, I was thinking pre employment those are usually tits easy to pass.

>>512828753
>I was thinking pre employment those are usually tits easy to pass.
Agreed.
That's what I was talking about.
I mean, if you can figure out how to buy some supplements and force yourself to drink a half a gallon or so of water, you're good.
Take a couple of weeks off, you may not need that.
The home tests are cheap.
I know I'll pass before I ever leave the house.
Why waste the gas otherwise?

>>512828891
Luckily I'm a guy, I don't think this works for women as easily or who knows maybe its easier because of the pussy. I get a travel container for shampoo, 3oz, fill it with piss and tuck it between my balls and my leg. Sometimes a little square of plastic wrap between the lid and bottle.
>Home tests
This is a good idea they sell them cheap.

>>512829057
I didn't start till I was in my mid 30's, following a TBI.
It was the only thing that leveled things out.
When I started, I realized that it was the FIRST time I had actually been relaxed in several years.

It may not be a crutch that people like to see, but it is a crutch that helps.
I've healed alot since then, and only do it a time or three per week, sometimes I quit for a few weeks.

A little now and then is still alot better than none at all.
I don't want to develop a tolerance, but I could function fine doing it every day.
It really doesn't seem too different cognitively and emotionally than a normal day 15 years after a TBI, just a bit less anxiety than not using it.

That being said, I accidentally took too much a couple of weeks back and made the anxiety worse. I was still functional, just like having a bad day that was very calm and soothing at the same time.

>>512825952
Maybe stop feeling dick and balls?

I got a piss test in the morning and they were ambiguous whether they test for THC or not. Any tips on passing? Never had to worry before, but I didn't start smoking til I was in my 30s and missed out on all the tips and tricks you learn when younger.

>>512825674 (OP)
Hell yeah

>>512829566
Drink 8 bottles of water before and piss clear. Or buy fake pee from a smoke shop. Doctor greens. Depends if it’s DOT or non-supervised

>>512829566
Go buy a multi-B vitamin of some kind and some powered creatine.

One of the vitamins should do, not sure about dose on the creatine, but I'd go heavy on it.

Then, after you take those, literally drink a half gallon of water. This may take an hour or two, so you need some time.

First piss, make sure it is at home.
Every 15 minutes or so after the first half gallon, drink a cup.
You can get practice tests at most drug stores.
Worse case scenario, it shows diluted, and most employers won't care or might make you do it again.
You can but better detox supplements at sores or online. My formula is just the easy to get one.

If it's not supervised, this...
>>512829808

>>512829808
Ok thanks. I'll try the water trick.

>>512829998
The B vitamin is to make it yellow, even while very diluted, so it doesn't look diluted.
The creatine is somehow tested for to determine the amount of dilution.