Thread 512827502

This is what they took from us

>>512827502 (OP)
I have a kitchen, OP.

>>512827502 (OP)
>they took away ai generated kitchens
i didn't realize ai generated kitchens was a thing

>>512827502 (OP)
AI slop

>>512827502 (OP)
Looks kinda like a clean version of a living space in Bangladesh or India
>t been to, and have stayed within both
Those places have tons of mosquitos and noise though. And dirtier

>>512827502 (OP)
TEAL COLORED APPLIANCES! MOTHER FUCKERS

>>512827693
>>512827649
>>512827614
You get the idea.
American society used to have a distinct culture, a distinct aesthetic.
I fear we will not get that back with Trump

>>512827769
It is a nice color.

>>512827502 (OP)
And having it all run on nuclear and/or tesla coil generators. Basically between Nikola Tesla, National Socialism, and Nuclear Power, we were a heartbeat away from utopia and the kikes took it from us because there's no room for them in paradise

>>512827502 (OP)
AI slop?

>>512827502 (OP)
table and chairs is taking up too much space

>>512827847
its just in hebrew

>>512827784
you are part of the problem.
i saw the thumbnail and thought 'oh looks like my grandmothers kitchen from her old house' click it and it's ai slop.
you could have found one of the millions of photos of a real kitchen from that era but you are lazy and too reliant on technology to think for yourself.

>>512827784
Look at all the boomershit in that pic

>>512827693
>If i say "AI slop" enough times i'll be immune. I'm a savior, i'm pure. I'm drowning in my own intelligence.

>>512827989
They genuinely had it better growing up.

>>512827957
We get it tranny you hate AI

>>512827502 (OP)
Asbestos tiles and refrigerators that lock from the outside?

>>512828091
>They had it better growing up
>Posts capitalist realism schlock
At least post something that was genuinely fucking better than what we have now, like pre-enshittified air travel that niggers couldn't afford with no morbidly obese landwhales in sight.

>>512827847
Oven door.

>>512828091
does he give her the double fish hook doggy style and rub her asshole after enough beers? or do they just go vanilla?

>>512828430
where are Norman's lewds? what else are those plumbers doing in that ladies room?

>>512827502 (OP)
AI slop?

>>512828091
>They genuinely had it better growing up.
Yes they did have better quality useless crap. Nowadays we have to buy our shit from Chyna. Luckily the secondary markets are flooded with used boomershit at rock bottom prices, or free.

>>512827502 (OP)
> no exhaust hood above the stove
> artefacts everywhere
"AI" generated crap.

>>512827502 (OP)
Couldn't you posted a real picture of a 1950s/1960s style slick kitchen instead of that AI one?

>>512827502 (OP)
imagine needing more than this

>>512827502 (OP)
Neat kitchen.

>>512828915
Oh lawdey dah! Mr. Richie Rich over there with his fancy room.

I got a TV that still works and good enough.

>>512828871
Neat stove. Granny had one like it.

Appliances that lasted 20+ years?
Yes

You know you can still have a kitchen like this, right? Big Chill makes refrigerators and ovens in this classic retro style.

>>512829078
this ain't reddit, fuck off

>>512828975
Always has a wine bottle lmao

>>512830506
or some Henny yo. Sheeit!

>>512830413
Try 50

>>512828915
>video console
>weights

I just need a sleeping bag, an outlet and a laptop/cellphone for internet
Mine would be,
>truck
>portable solar panels 1 kw on back of truck
>400 amphours of batteries at 12 volts 150 watts
>sleeping bag
>laptop/cellhhpone

I could be comfortable and homeless pretty much anywhere.

>>512827502 (OP)
You can just remodel your kitchen to look that way. Order the appliances and modify it. Formica counters are easy as fuck to install and tiles = the easiest flooring there is.

>>512831404
>Formica
Nope, solid stone or nothing

>>512831622
I remodel homes, by happenstance mostly built between the 50s and 70s, and have yet to encounter a stone countertop. For period-accurate American homes (the topic of the thread) it would be formica.

>>512831622
They're also insanely cheap and you can make them fit whatever aesthetic. I agree stone is better but if the appearance is the main point, it can be achieved affordably with formica. You can also resurface an existing countertop with something like Daich stone coating and get some zany bad-taste 60s sparkles. I have photo examples but they're buried between photos of my cats and fat American children.

>>512827502 (OP)
That looks nice for being a four colour room. Usually you need five colours to balance everything out.

>>512828915
Hissssssss

>>512832146
Personal preference. I grew up where marble countertops were popular in the 70s so I always looked down on formica

>>512827502 (OP)
Why does the refrigerator look like a 50s car

>>512827502 (OP)
I just bought the is kitchen, it came fully equipped with a 50’s robo waifu.

>>512832813
Same read the table looks like an airplane

Real question is, why didn't they put fins on everything?!

>>512832834
>Inaccessible fridge
>Crooked handles
AI

>>512832575
>marble countertops were popular in the 70s
Those were likely faux marble, which was common then. Felt like marble though, until you broke it.

>>512833156
The robo wife arranged the fridge like that to prevent the son from stealing my beer

>>512833227
More like to prevent you from drinking poison or some lame puritan nonsense

>>512833156
The floor tiles look like something out of a surrealist painting.

>>512833210
This was Europe

>>512832575
It has never occurred to me to look down on a whole nation based on its countertop construction material. The poop closets you guys have seem weird but I've never tried one so I suspend judgment. In any event, I grew up not really giving a shit about countertops until I had to clean them, pay for them, and replace them. Stone (real or faux) are the default in homes built here after 2000 or so from what I've seen. So you'll have to move on to the next thing on your list to look down on us for.

>>512833519
Yea, I noticed it was fucked up but you'll run into shit like that with mature houses, they'll expand a room or start doing tile in 5 different places only to realize it doesn't mathematically match up so they'll just plug it with bullshit in the worst way.
Similar to "do your best, caulk the rest"

>>512833748
I look down on formica, not you, chill ffs

>>512827502 (OP)
Everybody threw out those metal cabinets and now you literally cant find a set

>>512834269
My brother went to a dump to throw away old stainless steel cabinets and a gypsy pointed a gun to his head

>>512833156
wow. you cracked the code. so smart.

>>512834371
Cry more, faggot

>>512828915
>>512829078
Weak

>>512827502 (OP)
Bizarre AI slop
Why would you have a tiny ass dining table in the center of your kitchen so you can’t even move around?

>>512827784
“Look at all the goods you can consume” tier image

America has a consumer problem.

>>512834470
A lot of kitchens are also the dining room, and they can be pretty small

What country are you in? What's normal there?

>>512834464
LMAO wtf
I like whoever that is


Who is it?
Where the fuck are they?

>>512827858
you singlehandedly saved this ai slop thread with your pic

>>512835545
>Saar I changed my ip to suck my own dick

>>512835705
even doe clo2 was discovered by sir humphrey davey, a white aryan alchemist

>>512828871
That's a high end kitchen. Were exhaust hoods a thing? I certainly don't remember kitchen islands with sinks. Also, looks like a kitchenaid mixer. All matching color, or probably repainted.

No cabinets on the walls. Very stylish.

>>512827502 (OP)
Terrible table placement

>>512827784
So dad's got an 80lb outboard resting on his thigh like a Stratocaster but he's about to put his foot on a folding camp chair.
Dad's going to ER later.

>>512838544
Nah, it's like having a button handle lock on your refrigerator.

I hate this soulless global hommo.

>>512827502 (OP)
cramped but cozy

>>512840249
It had a fucking locking door.

You unlatched the thing or it does not open.

>>512840198
Come again?
I'm this guy >>512838544

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eYHE7UIVpTs&pp=0gcJCa0JAYcqIYzv

>>512840653
I know.
New stuff you push back to hard.
It's going to fold in on its self with you in it.

There is no lock like the refrigerator.

>>512827502 (OP)
>fridge knob on the cupboard
What??
>>512827784
Russian kitchens looked (and still look) the same

Fucking niggers can't be expected to find a latch.
Worse then a dog.

Because your to stupid to know what the locking bar is on the ladder but it still needs one.

Today.

Yhea, it has no latch it's going to fucking hurt you.

60's that folding chair had two bars on it like a ladder.

The stove a fucking locking lever on it.

Fucking robo bullshit.

Give me a spring and a latching lever.

It had a fucking handle if you moved it to the right the oven door was fucking locked.

>>512827989
that's Silent Generation, ffs.
not everything that's older than Millennial is "Boomer"

>>512827502 (OP)
took from YOU, fag

Our kitchen looks nicer than that

>>512827502 (OP)
This is the gayest kitchen ive ever seen..

>>512842861
Shut up faggot you door lock is a piece of trim board.

>>512827502 (OP)
Based.

I want to go back.

>>512827784
pic reminds me of when Indians have a "picnic" in a park: various machines, tables, chairs, sports equipment, huge bbq, sports shit, portable music players, processed food, and a plastic swimming pool right beside a fucking lake.

why not just a blanket & some natural food in a picnic basket?

>>512842041
Why is this picture so aesthetic though. The simplicity of it. Clean and crisp. The pleasant wood grain. The white marble with subtle veins.

>>512843103
Oh and reinforcing is non HOA complaint because you suck zog bot dick.

>>512843287
what I'm saying is Indians and Americans should get along great
natural pairing

>>512828915
Look at all that clutter. Get rid of the monitor, and put the tv on the desk. The faggotry of the video game system cancels out the weight set- get rid of both and use resistance bands. Get rid of the faggy gaymer chair and move the bed closer to the desk, and raise it up to sitting height with some cardboard boxes.

>>512828915
- 'never' to overhead lighting, comfmax with two floor lamps and a table lamp
- paint walls and ceiling grey tones
- put dumbbell under bench
- replace gamer chair with oak chair
- make your bed, that's a disgrace
- need books: Marcus Aurelius' Meditations and Thucydides' History of the Peloponnesian War will do