How an alien invasion would take place totally depends on where they land. First contact could literally be anywhere on earth. What if they land in India ? Or North Korea? Or Africa? Also who is going to be the ambassador for earth? The Aliens might want to only talk to one person how do we decide who?

The whole planet is already designed by aliens in the first place.

>>512829159 (OP)
That entirely depends on who lands here. If they're like Europeans but not plagued by pathological altruism, we'll see a golden era when they annihilate the brown hoards or put them to the slave caste as is natural.
If they are some kind of demonic host, it'll be a false golden era that they plan on destroying us with.
If they are some kind of organic neighbor, given that they advanced in technology to the point of space travel, they will probably be disgusted by a lot of the primitive habits are so-called developed society has. That could arrange in solutions. Pogroms or some kind of proposed solution that they let us choose.
If they're like the Beta, then they will not be empathetic at all, and may see this planet as a mere cache of resources to be processed.

>>512829159 (OP)
If they landed on India, it would be over in record time. The disease, locals, and pollution would put an immediate end to the hostile aliens. (Especially if these ayys look remotely humanoid and female)

>>512829712
Woah, that's quite a high standard you have there. Even indians themselves don't look humanoid and female.

They will most likely meet with Mexicans. They created white people right after they domesticated the wolf.

>>512829159 (OP)
They would most likely listen to our low orbit transmissions before doing anything to learn who s in charge and the hierarchy of civilizations. They wouldnt just outright land anywhere before some intelligence ops that would be straight out of what a retard would write for a hollyjew slop.

>>512833142
After finding out who has the equivalent of an area 51 base from their own alien history they would go contact them first perhaps.
Anyway it would be enough for ayys to run a query on their AI after gathering data about statistics then find what country is number one.

>>512829159 (OP)
>How an alien invasion would take place totally depends on where they land.
>China

>>512829159 (OP)
space niggers probe my anus

>>512829159 (OP)
The spoke to me. I'm not special or anything.
I did reach out to the NSA on their website and other officials, not joking, not trolling, this isn't satire.
Everyone ignored me and likely think I'm lying.
I'm not though, and they provided proof that it was a real experience.
The governments of this world don't know nearly as much as I thought they did.
I was terrified I'd get swept up and tortured, killed, or who knows what.
But nothing. They have no idea, not even enough to consider the possibility.

Again, I'm not special. So this has probably happened to more people than me, though I didn't ask.
There are some details everyone gets wrong and I won't mention them but if any spooks do figure it out and want to interview me I'll tell them.
What I will say is the, "greys" aren't really grey, they're very small, and they can to some degree read minds and puppet us. They puppetted
me to ask them specific questions, and I'm almost certain they lied when giving me their answers.

No one will ever believe me, which is why I can sit here eating chips and making shitty memes in mspaint without fear of spooks making my life fuckier than it already is.
It's a weird feeling though. I really have a lot of trouble believing any of what happened to me. Most of the time I don't really, then a moment of clarity will hit and it's
so strange that I still can't really accept it. I hope it happens again so I can ask some questions. I don't think they'd answer honestly though. I don't know why.
They didn't seem hostile, they did seem wary of me at first, and there was a strange kind of ritual of them asking for food. It wasn't exactly food though. That part is harder
to explain.

Nothing more to really say. Some of what they showed me was the future but I've given up trying to tell anyone. I wouldn't believe me and nothing I can say
will ever convince anyone unless they're a crazy person or naive. I don't know why I was shown. There's nothing I can do about any of it.

>>512833719
Was exactly thinking about this pic when reading OP, kek.
Thx for posting

>>512833142
If they did that they would 100% land in America, MAYBE China

>>512829159 (OP)
You fuckers watch too much talmudvision.

I volunteer as ambassador of Earth

>>512829159 (OP)
I'm sure the aliens would be smart enough to understand the concept of nations and races.

>>512829159 (OP)
Nah, USA will have first contact

>>512829159 (OP)
Maybe they choose by penis size. Johnny Sins will be our Penis Jesus Christ

The good guys dress in black, remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me, MIB
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink be what was there is now gone
Black suits with the black Ray Bans on
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Guard against extra-terrestrial violence
But yo we ain't on no government list
We straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprints
Saw somethin' strange, watch your back
'Cause you never quite know where the MIB's is at

https://youtu.be/fzMXRGroHGk?

>>512837151
You must be fucking joking.

Contact was made back in cave paint recorded history.

Here is how an alien invasion would play out... A billion years ago they activated a chain of events that gave them their decided outcome by pressing one button on their home world seven trillion light years away.

Maybe they just hover looming watching all the tiny human mammals run about staring up at them pointing and then just leave.

>>512829159 (OP)
I would shoot the crap out of 'em. Earth is for Earthers ONLY.