Thread 512831514

At what age does life finally slow down?

>>512831514 (OP)
life only speeds up the older you get, you compare a year at 50 (1/50th of a life) to 10 (1/10th) and by the time you are an old fag like me, a year will feel like a month did in your 20s and soon you realize you are on borrowed time as most of your friends, siblings and cousins are all dead

I'm 18 and my life is pretty much already over. I'm in horrible health because all I've done was LDAR since dropping out of 6th grade. I'm skinnyfat and have horrible agility my uncle is 75 and literally runs circles around me.

>>512831514 (OP)
Depends on your situation. When can you afford retirement?

>>512831514 (OP)
If you take care of your health and don't abuse your body your age won't start seriously catching up with until you're in your 60's

>>512831882
We don't ever afford retirement in Australia without knocking several years off our total lifespan.
Maybe 60 if all goes well.

>>512831800
> I'm skinnyfat
> at 18
You can still change this rather easily with sports. Your metabolism will burn through gorillions of calories once you start moving your ass and lifting weights or yourself.

>>512831514 (OP)
2020. Doesn't matter how old you are.

>>512831800
If you didnt do anything about ur physique til that age then by 23-25 you are already over. It will be much harder after 22 yrs old to do anything regarding that unless you have a huge time on ur hands. Since you re a faggot NEET do what you must as you still have the time.

>>512831514 (OP)
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>>512832439
Did Jackie Chan really say that or is that a fake quote

>>512831800
This is the most retarded mindset you can have next to being a tranny. I remember thinking this at age 20, now I'm 30 I realise I've still got another 30 years of productive adulthood to go but I'd still kill to be 20 again and have the best 10 years again. You can do whatever you want at your age, its your mental thats the problem.

>>512831704
Is there any way to slow it down? I’m really freaking out over this.

There is no pause button in life anon, there are no brakes on a moving train

>>512833164
Jackie Chan’s most famous real quote is “heil hitler brother”

>>512831704
This is fixed by doing drugs like weed once in a while to keep your sense of time attuned

>>512831514 (OP)
65
You're lucky to live beyond that at all
78 and you're dead meat

I wanna say 60

>>512831514 (OP)
I imagine when your kids start to move out.

>>512833723
how about not being a bitch and just accepting death as a natural part of life
i'm not going to live past my 20s
you fucking old faggots obsessing over living 5, 10 years longer as an old cunt is crazy to me

>>512831514 (OP)
Once you realize and understand that its all bullshit and fake, then you will truly understand time.

>>512834070
It s better to burn out than to fade away.

>>512833723
Nope. Most of your perceived life is already over.

>>512831514 (OP)
31

>>512834070
Looks at this hardcase lmao, stupid faggot

>>512833723
Learn an instrument. Making new neural pathways in your brain helps slow the perception of time.

slow down?

>>512831514 (OP)
late 30's is when it starts

>>512831704
The problem is I exactly feel this.
And I want to slow down, want to live, want to feel like I'm living.
But jobs and duties and kids and family and parents and whatever still makes everything sped up and this year is also half spent, mostly on things I didn't like to do at all. This time would be perfectly fine to just stop, get jobless and do things with the ones important enough to spend my time with.