Thread 512837839

Are you alright, France? If you feel like being BBQed, jump into a pool, river, or lake.

>>512837839 (OP)
its summer
no one cares except pussies and dumbfucks

>>512837839 (OP)
*laughs in Arizona*

thats normal to happen once in a while. i remember it consistently being 100+ F in my state in the 90s during summer. now we havent had a summer where its over 100 in like 5 years

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>>512837839 (OP)
Is this the "feels like" temperature or the actual temperature?

>>512837839 (OP)
How is that even possible.
I'd be dying at 30, at 45 you might as well kill yourself.

>>512838979
It's not. This is horseshit. It's not 111 fucking degrees in france.

>>512837839 (OP)
south west have a micro climate

>>512838979
your place must be more humid than france

>>512837839 (OP)
This shit fucking sucks dude summer worst season

>>512837839 (OP)
My balls are roasting like fuck

>>512837839 (OP)
france is mostly black people, they can handle the heat

>>512837839 (OP)
Not my problem.

>>512838979
I ask the same question, they are next to the ocean and in north europe, I have no clue what happened to their weather

French Fried Frogs

>>512839632
For some reason weather in Finland has been perfect. I guess our destiny is to survive while rest of the world burns to death.

>>512838731
They don't have air conditioning. I read somewhere that heatwaves kill more people in Europe then firearms in Canada+USA each year.

You got some balls to make that joke

>>512839751
July was too hot here.

>>512839764
30 fucking years of telling them global warming is real, do something instead of being basado retardos defending polluting corporations

>>512839682
45 degrees ain’t bad if it’s low humidity. 30 degrees with high humidity that feels like 45 degrees is worse than plain 45 degrees. Humidity sucks especially if you’re fat. Thankfully I’m not fat.

>>512837839 (OP)
this is for supporting palestine/muslims after the bataclan

Summer fucking sucks. Winter-chan please come back.

>>512839824
July was milder than normal here, almost no forest fires in my province this season.
August has been fucking hot tho, it was a scorcher again today.

>>512839923
I fucking hate it

>>512839860
45 celsius is hell, I grew up in a real desert and things die at 35°

>>512837839 (OP)
I've learned to love the heat
go for a walk in 40C, get that vitamin D, relax in 16C room

>>512839846
>we might be dead but at least no one called us racist
>we might be dead but at least we didn't add co2 to the atmosphere
>we might be dead but at least we didn't reject a religion from coming in
>we might be dead but at least we're not american
the white race was eliminated in WW2 and its living corpses only ensure its demise via progressive faggotry

>>512838979
It's the humidity that fucks you with high heats, Europe is generally humid. Euros need to smash water & stay cool on real hot days. Everyone does, but when you aren't acclimatized to high temps it will hit you hard. 45 is hot as fuck here too but we're used to handling high heats on the regular

>>512839764
It's like the covid numbers. It's "heat related deaths" so it's a super inflated number used to push climate alarmism

>>512837839 (OP)
>HOLY FUCK IT'S HOT IN AUGUST!!!
Now I understand why the rich all have houses in New Zealand. Eternal winter is so comfy.

>>512837839 (OP)
I dont know why but we have a very cool summer
temps dont go above 28°C and I am in flatlands

>>512839846
Omg it's hot outside QUICK give all your money to pedofile billionaires.

>>512840280
Is that how you fucking fix things!?

Wait it is exactly what you fuckers do

World bad must vote rich orange man

>>512840233
I think southern Europe are getting fucked by winds coming from Africa.
The Alps would spare most of Austria from that

>>512838979
45 is shorts weather, absolutely kino unless you're on the mines or in oil and gas, wearing high vis safety dungarees.

>>512837839 (OP)
>bring in sandnig diaspora
> get sandnig climate

I thnk Ireland might have the best weather in the world...for the few days a year when the sun shines.

>>512840648
Canadians love it up until 30, we bitch hard after that.

>>512839894
Deserts aren't about location, but the content of the population. Interesting revelation.

Obsessed.

>>512837839 (OP)
The entire French population evolved to handle that heat Look at their niggerish features

>>512837981
You're right, let's try pushing for 50°C in major forested areas next year!
I'm sure absolutely nothing bad will happen!

The hottest week here this summer was like 40 degrees and it was at night,now it's August and it rarely goes past 36 degrees during day,thank God

>>512840164
So are the gun related deaths/Eurofags still lose.

>>512840233
>>512840482
High pressure area over central Europe right now, also sometimes called or conflated with a pressure heat dome. The Alps have a humid oceanic climate so they don't get as fucked and the cool mountains breezes blow into the lowlands and dales. There's a fucking HUGE high pressure zone over the northeast Pacific off the coast of BC and Alaska right now that is causing near record breaking drought in the southwest US right now as well. Both areas are virtually cloudless right now.

>>512837839 (OP)
Yeah I'm alright thanks for asking tho japbro

>>512838004
lol nah yeah I'll join you and their summers only last a few months. fucking pussys

>>512837839 (OP)
I envy France, we have rains and shitty 20 celcius here. I wish I was in France right now.

>>512840365
Shut up, you stupid nigger. Imagine falling for a psyop designed to wreck all of Europe and America's industries so China can take it over.

>>512846690
Nigger how is the fatal shooting statistic inflated? There is a pretty clear correlation between gunshot wounds and fatal shootings.
There exists no such clear correlating injury for heat deaths.

>>512837839 (OP)
>summer
>scale goes to -40 Celcius
>blue and green are around 0 Celcius
>everything looks way hotter than it actually is

Might as well have go full retard it all the way down to 0 Kelvin.

>>512837839 (OP)
Why is room temperature not green
That's the optimal temperature, no?

>>512839682
the migrants are terraforming it to their liking

It's a nothing burger, it happens once every 15 years.
The good thing about 35c+ degrees is that non Europeans seem to not handle it well at all and don't go outside (yeah I know counterintuitive).

>>512837839 (OP)
>scale is from -36ºC
no wonder this map looks like a furnace wtf

>>512837839 (OP)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>gonna be 90f (32C for you eurofags) and 70% humidity today
A pleasant day really

Summer ended weeks ago here

Ive sent my hottta to italy to burn her feets nigers stay away i gave here pepper gas as weĺl. As i alwayes expalin september is way better.

>>512849096
The 28 degrees 90 humidity pull teeth out. It's like you get dew on your arms if you walk too fast

Sheet nigga, we all finna die nigga
We better start paying extra taxes to the climate gods so they don't punish us with extreme heat no mo,

nigga

>>512837839 (OP)
we had 45 before
this summer was extremely mild
zero heat for more than four weeks from early july to august
this current heat wave is still mild over here (puh-rees)
i will have had no real heat of ALL SUMMER this year, it is unheard of in my living memory (58 yo)
so yeah global warming btfo
t. born living on that plaza

>>512838004
Afraid of a bit of warmth, you Mountain Jew? 33° C is barely tolerante swimming pool weather.

>>512837839 (OP)
i remember when 20° was green and deep red was 50°

>>512838979
very hot in paris is 40C
hot is 35
actual heat is 30
up to 26 it's not heat
over 40 is entering record temps territory in paris
but what made the not so old heatwave that killed 10.000 deadly was the duration; two to three weeks of it
normally here you get 40 for a day, rarely two

>>512837839 (OP)
These threads just attract the Mutts

49°C in France
>Ya'll that's nothing we have 100°C every day here.

I earn equivalent of $50 an hour
>Gee poor fag I earn $200 an hour

My house has 5 bedrooms
>That's nothing my house has 20 bedrooms yee haa

>>512839011
yeah that's normal actually
just not many days during the year
records go over that but yeah that's inside strong record range, tbqh
the map says 44 though
records are 45 46

>>512839573
too poor to get them licked and cooled are we

>>512839599
hehehe good one

>>512839171
more like a pico penis

>>512837839 (OP)
>colour scale so zogged that white = very hot

>>512839682
>I have no clue what happened to their weather
nothing actually
these are normal temps
and this summer was incredibly mild in paris (milder than in my living memory, 58yo)

Here in Italy there are niggers making TikToks where they say that Italian heat is much worse than African heat. Mostly because of the higher humidity

>>512837839 (OP)
France is literally turning into Africa.

>>512837839 (OP)
It’s because we are frontiers to the ocean, means high humidity along with how the Atlantic ocean can get quite hot and the wind carries the heat and moisture inland.

Plus lump in the fact Europe is a very densely populated place with infrastructure designed for the past 1000 years to insulate and keep warmth in rather than disperse.

Just go and learn basic geography and European history and it all will make sense

>>512850654
Here where I am it's already pretty bad at 31-32°C... because there's always more than 50-60% moisture in the air.
34°C here is like 40°C on the mediterranean coast.

>>512850664
This paired with another post I’ve seen talking about the ‘me generation’ aka boomers has put a lot together.

Mutts but specifically boomers love to gloat and puff themselves up in any situation like toddlers:
>I have a 3 bedroom house
>Nuh uh i have a 5 bedroom house, yuropoor!
>It’s 40 degrees C here its too hot
>Nuh uh it’s 60 degrees here and its not too hot!
Literal children

>>512837839 (OP)
stop importing people from hot climates (African Muslims) and start importing Scandinavians.

>>512850931
Once in a while these negroes said something intelligent.
The real killer is moisture.
Some days here in Ticino (South of the Alps) it is 35°C with 80% RH.
Some people still manage to work under the Sun at 2 PM with this weather, I don't understand how they manage it.

why are we not actually using chemtrails or shit to obscure the sun already? we know the technologies exists let's just admit it and use it

>>512837839 (OP)
Bro, global warming isn't real

>>512837839 (OP)
>>512837839 (OP)
>>512837839 (OP)
TOO
MUCH
BBC IN PARIS, A BITCH IN HEAT

>>512837839 (OP)
>summer time happens, it gets hot
>OH MAH GAAWWD LOOK AT THE MAPS THEY ARE ORANGE AND RED!! GLOBAL BOILING IS REAALL!
Every year. People are idiots.

>>512838881
This.
Probably around 32 C in non Bullshit, real units.

>>512837839 (OP)
Where's mine 45c? I see only 20 days of real summer with 20c+ in European part of Russia with being 16c here now. I don't believe man made temperature increase but i hope its very real.