Thread 512838027

Imagine being this guy. I guess some people have it bad

wrong forum

>>512838027 (OP)
Yeah, dude has people that actually care about him, so tragic

Many such cases

>>512838027 (OP)
eat your cake while you have it anon, things might not always be this good. You still have a long way to go young grasshopper.

also your family sounds terrible

>>512838027 (OP)
/r9k/ was so much better before it got infested with incels, trannies, "ironic shitposters", discord zoomer micro-e-celebs, and all the other assorted cancer

>>512838027 (OP)
This guy is just too awkward for life. This is some good-natured ribbing from his family that a normal person could laugh about. At least those people took time out of their day to spend it with him. I bet there are ton of people on this board who have no contact with family.

>>512838027 (OP)
that anon will be about 32 years old now, hope he's doing alright and learnt how to deal with shitty family

>>512838223
>people that actually care about him
they don't tho, they took him out for a birthday "celebration" as an excuse to have a fancy get together amongst themselves
if they cared about him, they would have respected his wishes to have a quiet night in on his birthday of all days

>>512838561
I would literally kill my mother if she acted like this.

>>512838245 At least they have people who bought or made them a cake. Think of the ones with no one to bring a cake or even think about singing happy birthday, those are the frens that need to help, not mock

>>512838608
This aint what it looks like if nobody cared about any of these autistic losers.

Instead of going on 4chan complaining about having a loving family they should be glad they were one of the lucky ones.

>>512838027 (OP)
>glum
the figure smiling
anon is a shitter

>>512838561
>good-natured ribbing from his family
>took time out of their day to spend it with him
>nobody talks to me during the meal
it's all an excuse for them to have an event, they don't actually care about him beyond that
if they actually cared and wanted to encourage that anon to be more outgoing, they would've made the effort to engage him in conversation despite his own awkwardness

>>512838732
I have a loving family and I am thankful, but they're aware I don't enjoy these events so they don't force me to go to any of them
the guys 21 years old yet they're still treating him like a child

>>512838245
My Uzbeki wife had a pretty gud birthday bash

Mom needs to be fucked with. Imagine if you had a kid and treated them like a infant their whole life just to get so perturbed with them ending up as a failure that you make a custom cake to mock them. I'd do the same for her birthday. Have a lone looking old woman with a wine glass standing in a grave.

>>512838245
>birthdays
I stopped giving a shit about them by the time I was 14.

>>512838875
>the guy's 21 years old yet they're still treating him like a child
Its pretty typical of someone who clearly has autism. Doting parents will forever treat you like a kid because you pretty much still are.

You're completely helpless without them and yet you resent them so much that you fantasize about killing them if they have the audacity of throwing you a party, paying for a custom made birthday cake etc.

There's tons of people who have actual shit parents that fuck them over or couldnt care less about their birthdays.

>>512838875
Why do you consider an event with a cake treating him like a child?
I think it's quite normal way to celebrate milestones
Also, sometimes you have to do things you don't particulary enjoy

>>512838885
Uzbeki girls go wild on their BIG day

>>512838608
For some reason boomers love humiliating their own children and kick them in the face while they're at rock bottom. They call this abuse MUH CHARACTER BUILDING, meanwhile they get insanely offended when you tell them they should watch 14 hours of cable every day and that maybe they should stop getting shitaced before noon and they do a surprised Pikachu face when their kids throw them into a nursing home and never visit.

>>512838245
That’s me top row 2nd from left

>>512838875
They don't need an excuse. If they want to get together, they can just pick a place and time. This event was in honor of anon. Anon's problem is retreating so far into himself he is unable to appreciate it. And you are the type of person to enable this behavior. His family does not have to treat him like a mental patient with someone designated to prompt him to talk. He's with familiar people. He's expected to participate on his own.

>>512838027 (OP)
He doesn't deserve this. Only in liberal society can such degeneracy, *within* the family at that, happen.

Anons, don't make the mistake of submitting to those who hate your existence, even if those are your family.

>>512839030
Damn thats so badass. I can't imagine how BASED you'll be next year when you're 16!

>>512839168
>The Uzbekis are coming

>>512839313
>Oh she cute

No. It's a complete sentence.

>>512839313
can you please stop posting this muppet looking aged milk whore

>>512838027 (OP)
It will be a cherished memory eventually. Old Man Time comes for us all.

>>512838561
That's called being so far up their ass they can't see anything good anymore and everything only revolves around themselves. They're exactly feeling like that because it's what they would have done, a classic example of projection. Not surprising this type of people congregates here.

>>512838027 (OP)
>glum
The character is smiling. Fuck anon.

>>512839229
>humiliating
>kick them in the face while they're at rock bottom
>gives them cake and treats them to dinner
Yeah, this is certainly all the same thing

I can promise my life is more pathetic and worse than that guys in the op, atleast he has a family and no medical problems, and hes probably 100% white, all unlike me

>>512838608
>>512839229
>>512838875
You're both arrested development.
The figure represents how he really appears to his family. It's not their fault anon IS pale, sickly, and always hunched over a computer screen.
His family took him out to a restaurant and ordered him a custom cake, and all he took away was that they were somehow bullying him.
You perceive it as an insult because you relate to anon and, like him, are insulted when reminded of your own reality. A mirror probably makes you mad.

>>512839381
Second'd
There's a time and a place, and it's called /b/
She'll fit right in over there.

>>512839465
You dont understand. I had parents like this and its the most sad and twisted childhood you could ever imagine. I have been absolutely fucking beaten the fuck down by the snide evil

>>512838027 (OP)

For those who have families and “friends” like this, take it from someone who has been there. They will mock you and walk all over you and if you object or get upset, they will tell you it was a joke, your skin is too thin, you need to lighten up, etc. The only way for people like us to get them to leave us alone is to be twice as vicious. I had one “friend” who liked to bully me, mock me in front of girls that he knew I liked. It took me a while to see that he wasn’t truly my friend. Anyway, long story short, I fucked his girlfriend and then stole a bunch of money from him. Lesson: you may be a good person, but the world will walk all over you. So you need to learn to be vindictive, cunning, and ruthless.

>>512839381
Hmm..

>>512839142
>Why do you consider an event with a cake treating him like a child?
It's the real reason why they're having the event, not the stated reason which is "it's Anon's bday".
Assuming the Anon's story is true, his parent's are aware he does not enjoy social gatherings and is bad at socializing.
So to celebrate his birthday, is going out to a public location with lots of people something anon would be at least comfortable with?
Obviously no, something nice would be having a less extravagant meal at home with just the family.
They wanted to go out and have a fancy meal and get together with others, and they use anon's birthday as an excuse to have this event.
No consideration about what he wanted to do, which was probably just stay at home.

>>512839279
They're aware he doesn't like these situations tho, so why force it. Not everyone enjoys going out to have these meals with nothing to do other than eat and probably have no friends/people around the same age to chat with.
I've had this happen before with my parents, go out to a meal and it's just them, my aunties/uncles and grandparents. I can speak a little bit but 99% of the time they're off in their own little world chatting away and I've nothing to contribute to the discussion, so I feel awkward and just want to leave (usually spend half the night smoking outside)
Hence why I usually don't go to these more than once a year, and my parents are fine with that. I get along with them fine and speak with them daily, but in larger groups I easily get drowned out.

>>512838027 (OP)
I talk with Ulilillia sometimes on Facebook. Poor guy is basically working jeet jobs for slave wages. He has not realised even 5% of his actual potential.
The world needs autists.

>>512838027 (OP)

It's like the scene from Game Of Thrones where the red witch gives birth to the shadow assassin except she didn't expect it

>>512839615
worst pic yet

>>512839615
Disgusting.
You're just as bad as the Russian faggot who spams furry porn all day with the 0/10 no tail post

>>512839168
one time i fucked an Uzbek in the ass and it turned out she was a virgin. She told me i was her first.
>really? up the butt? what is wrong with you?

>>512838027 (OP)
they just gave him what he is representing.
he is just a faggot and dont want to realize that he is the source of his misery not the others

>>512839465
This is literally bullying, dude. If a group of his peers did this you wouldn't be going "haha wow they're such good friends." Get a grip.

>>512838027 (OP)
I thought I had this saved but apparently not. Thanks OP
I love this one so much, it's so fucking funny

>>512838357
Yeah. That board is so shit now. It used to be great but that's basically every 4trans board now

>>512838027 (OP)
this is why incels are so hostile. if you are nice and "get along" this is what you get

>>512839702
She checks all the trad boxes

>>512838245
I don't even get a cake

>>512838027 (OP)
Should've embraced being an introchad long ago and had a nomad moment
Nigga could've been sniffin car pussy
The cussy

>>512839465
>I gave you free shit, now you owe me gratitude you little shit
Yup, typical boomer delusions. Enjoy getting thrown into a ghetto nursing home and getting smothered by nurse Shaniqua with a pillow.
Here's the thing: if you raise your child to be an introvert, you don't get to lecture him about being one and subjecting him to a humiliation ritual isn't the best way to remedy your shortcomings as a parent. If you know that your kid doesn't like crowded places, maybe throw him a party at a familiar places like idk...at his home? And maybe don't shame him for something that you turned him into.
>>512839489
Thanks Dr. Peterson, now I'll buy your book 12 Ways To Wash Your Penis and will clean my room. Do you have any more boomer wisdom you wish to bestow upon us?

>>512839833
it's not even good trolling dude. just bordering extreme mental illness.

>>512839489
I'm just calling that anon's family assholes and he should learn how to say no to his family's requests. the bullshit revenge crap from >>512839229 and >>512838924 is petty crap that should be ignored
his family isn't "bullying" him, at least probably not, but they're being inconsiderate and self-centered, thinking "oh yeah Anon will want a big celebration cos it's his 21 bday", instead of taking a minute to think "oh yeah, Anon doesn't enjoy big social events so why not have a quiet bday dinner at home for him"

>>512839825

It’s true. If you’re an introvert or (god help you) have social anxiety into your adult years, you are going to be ruthlessly bullied.

>>512839729
She needs to bully me with her feet

>>512839898

Cuck. You’re definitely the type of nice guy whose “friends” walk all over him.

>>512839875
lel, its so not funny that it actually becomes funny, especially the fact hes getting reactions, id just recommend ignore and reporting him for spamming tho to get him to stop it

>>512839875
Really anon? Why do I farm so many yous then?

>glum, pale figure hunched over
This is not a glum expression and this is not a hunched posture, given that the guy in OP's picture couldn't even get the basics right it's doubtful this event actually happened.

>>512839489
If you're aware that his reality sucks, his family is too, and if you or his family believe that having a whole night dedicated to reminding him how shitty his life is equates to being loving, you're all retards.

>>512839489
More likely you're the one closer to anon in the screenshot. The only way you could think that is normal behavior by people who love you is that you've never experienced such a thing. In a way that's even sadder than that anon because at least he knows he's being bullied while you think the kids you were always lending money that they didn't pay back were your friends.

>>512840048
I'm only mildly offended, but it's annoying now and I don't even use pol much- maybe a few times a week.
At least 0/10 no tail is often just text. Instead we have to bear witness to her monstrous visage

>>512840018
>“friends”
kek, ngl after the coof I've gone full hermit maxxing so don't really have any atm
I'm accomodating and used to be walked over a bit as a kid, but post secondary(high) school never been a doormat, just weird and polite

>>512840149
>He prefers bbc to Uzbeki cutes

>>512838027 (OP)
some people kill their parents too, yk

>>512840080
I'm faming just as many (You)s from you
I'm a seasoned veteran kid

>>512838027 (OP)
who needs enemies when you have such parents

>>512838027 (OP)
What a fucking faggot, he should be glad he still has his mom.

>>512839950
Get some standards. *puking internally*

>>512838658
nah this is much less humiliating.

>>512839229
>>512839867
Hallgass már el te krindzs geci.

>>512838357
>incels
You are part of the problem, touristo

>>512839422
Silence, insectoid.

If you have your physical, mental, emotional, neurological/cognitive health then you have everything in the world.
You can't complain until you don't have most of them.

>>512838245
this is what happens to men in a matriarchal state, men diminish, become this outliers because everything goes against their genes and mindset, meanwhile, you rarely if ever you see a woman like that, loner refusing to be the center of attention, instead, it will be all over her social media with balloons and fake validation and even getting railed as a gift.

>>512838245
>female co-worker had a birthday party with 40+ people

>>512838223
>>512838732
Go to Facebook unc, you don’t belong here anymore
>>512839096
>made shit up about the person to feel correct
Ok coffin

>>512839465
Retarded cuck
>>512839867
This

>>512839729
No, kill yourself troon.
Furry women > bestiality whores.

>>512840080
Seething

>>512841163
>they hated Jesus because he told the truth

Your trapped in your own headspaces and think everyone is out to get you or peforming these elaborate schemes to "bully" you, when in reality they are people that actually a damn about making you happy.
At the end of the day, people like you and that kid in that greentext story are your own worst enemy.

>>512838357
I'm an incel and I've been on 4chan since 2008.

>>512840126
Are you saying his mom is supposed to help him somehow not be a loser? He's the one that chooses to lives at home, not have a gf, etc.
>>512840132
Weird projection but ok

I hate my family and I hate families. Nothing is more stupid than family. What a retarded concept. Torture them all. Their lives are meaningless, and I promise they mean nothing to you and don't care.

>>512838027 (OP)
Kek

>>512838245
Ally cakes were normal and tasty
What kind of humiliation ritual is this?

>>512839313
She captures the ugly 80-90's girl with a leather clad punk rock degenerate drug addict boyfriend who cheats on her, perfectly. I remember that time well.

>>512838027 (OP)
He still has people who care enough about him to take him out for his birthday and have a stupid cake made. It's probably worse for a lot of anons even if they aren't spergs.

>>512839950
burn victim... poor thing.

>>512839612
Agreed. Very wise outlook.

>>512838027 (OP)
There are toddlers getting their limbs blown off and permanently blinded in Palestine. They will never know what colors are….

>>512838245
Why do boomers want to humiliate their family members like this?

>>512838027 (OP)
>they know I hate being the center of the attention
They know you're a socially stunted retard that would probably stay in his room to die of hotpocket overdose if he was allowed to
>force me to go out for dinner
They can't force you except if you still live with them. In this case you have no right to complain about how they feed you.
>Everyone talks among themselves
Probably because you didn't talk to any of them in the last decade for more than a few syllables. Again, must be their fault right?
>Feel uncomfortable
Hopefully, nobody care and it all just happen in your head. Not enough info to have an opinion.
>Mother drinking too much
Oh no. Did an adult got drunk? Maybe you should have. Could have had a few memories from getting out of your mental cave.
>Restaurant singing
You don't even exist for them. But you're still highly conscious about it.
>Lone pale figure
It's probably a flattering representation. You hate this whole situation because anybody staring at you remind you of the image they see.
>Force me to cut the cake
It's your cake, are you used for your mother to feed you or does she force you to use a fork too
>cutting the cake weird
What was a terrible humiliation for you was light fun for them. You should probably still be ashamed of not being able to cut a cake at 21. Not at them for witnessing it.

You'd probably be happier if your mother left you alone. Sorry pal, she didn't gave up on you like you did (at least yet)

>>512841386
> >they hated Jesus because he told the truth

>Your trapped in your own headspaces and think everyone is out to get you or peforming these elaborate schemes to "bully" you, when in reality they are people that actually a damn about making you happy.
At the end of the day, people like you and that kid in that greentext story are your own worst enemy.

>>512838027 (OP)
As you get older you realize birthdays are about the women in your life. Your birthday is for your mom, basically. You're supposed to go along with it for her. That's how it always is. We don't care about birthdays, but we put up with it for them.