Thread 512841557

/pol/ humor thread

>>512841557 (OP)
more like i castrate poor children

>>512841557 (OP)
Reverse the images and make the smiley guy brown and it’s accurate

>>512841557 (OP)
What if I do both of those things?

>>512841669
Why do you think that the only one with a problem is Trump? You do realize that it's a common meme for leftists to think that only conservatives are capable of thought.

>you
>us
>them
>their team
>my team
>but what about _
>well you didn't say anything when _
>how come its okay when _
>but its not okay when _
>well everyone does _ so why is it bad if _ does it
how low is your iq?

>>512841662
Brown people shoplift to get poor people food and clothes

>>512841557 (OP)
>Left wing extremism

>>512842418
my IQ is 100%

>>512841557 (OP)
Based, brutalizing minorities is morally good and a civic duty. They turn your country into a shithole if you let them.

>>512842651
this man gets it

>>512841557 (OP)
>left wing extremism
>im gonna try to get you fired, contact your family and look for other ways to ruin your life because you dont think genital mutilation and giving life altering hormones to minors is cool

>>512841557 (OP)
is it bad i actually look like that face on the left and everyone irl is tremendously terrified of me? i literally clear out rooms just by stepping into them.

>>512842651
you don't recognize the fent lean? jfc its current year +12

>>512841557 (OP)
lynch yourself fag

>>512841598
FPBP

>>512841557 (OP)
guess which one of those is beneficial for society

>>512841557 (OP)
>left wing extremism
>"I rape children :3 rawr"

>>512841557 (OP)
Women are retarded.

>>512841557 (OP)
>I shoplift to get poor people some food and clothes

>>512841557 (OP)
Actually
>Right wing extremism
"I pretend to be in favor of liberty in order to win elections and then usher in lots of kikery."
>Left wing extremism
"I'm a loserr who gets off to blacked porn and tranny fantasies and you should pay me for it."

>>512842591
100% shit lmao

>>512841557 (OP)
We all know this isn't true. There's no going back now

>>512841557 (OP)
Remember when lefties gunned down black children at CHAZ?

>>512841557 (OP)
>me on the left

>>512842562
Shoddy stitch work.

>>512845449
Is that how to know when a girl wants your dick? Because I get asked that a lot by dudes and old people

>>512847240
Looks too czech to do the robot.

>>512845665
Im white and i agree, im 1-2 hours late every single day and i also leave one hour early because fuck your company

>>512841557 (OP)
Thread is full of gross rightoids going
>no, don't make that meme, we're actually the goodies somehow

>>512841557 (OP)
Have the left just not heard of any left-wing terrorist groups? They're vastly more common than right-wing ones. Pic rel is from the Global Terrorism Index 2022. Idk why they stopped making these ideological breakdowns after 2022.

>>512841557 (OP)
This pic is exactly why all of the major genocides, with tens of millions of deaths have all been by Leftists.
It's how they see themselves compared to anyone who disagrees with them.
You are either with them, or you are a monster who should have a bullet in the back of your head.

>>512847615
I wouldn't give black men power either

>>512848069
Mental gymnastics.

>>512841557 (OP)
Brutalizing minorities is a national past-time, sweaty!

>>512847843
>idk why they stopped making these ideological breakdowns after 2022

Because it doesn’t fit the narrative. The intelligence agencies want to persecute people with right wing political opinions and Christian religious beliefs first and foremost. It is their TOP priority to persecute right wingers and we know this because they say that people with right wing ideas are the #1 threat despite the facts proving otherwise. But the intelligence agencies insist because they are not motivated by facts or truth, they are motivated by the fact that they are literal Satanists that worship lucifer and are simply fishing for excuses to to spy on and gang stalking bible believing Christians (they’ll always talk about how they don’t actually persecute Christians, ONLY THE TRUE ONES, they don’t persecute ALL Christians, just the ones that believe in the bible) and anyone who is even SUSPECTED of POTENTIALLY having ANY ideas that disagree with the intelligence agency created operation mockingbird propaganda on TV.

The intelligence agencies do not exist to keep our society safe, they exist to prevent of from achieving policies that would keep our society safe because their purpose it exist must be maintained in order to achieve their TRUE objective: Working Directly for lucifer himself. (Yes they practice rituals and summon him into intelligence meetings)

>MUH MINORITIES
>I'M A MINORITY DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MEEEEEE
Fucking retarded fuckwits.

>>512848571
Jews aren't white

>>512847843
>far-right causing deaths in 2000+
LoL, who did they counted as far right?
Do they do it, like the US sometimes counts clearly black people as white people?

>>512848541
>The intelligence agencies want to persecute people with right wing political opinions and Christian religious beliefs first and foremost
lmao what? All they care about are anti-semites and WNs. They don't give a shit about christians and muh right.

>>512845506
Ah how I love going to a beach and being met with a dozen signs telling me what I can/can't do and an overzealous police officer

>>512847843
trump really shook up the political climate huh

>>512848771
lmao the AI attempt at the flag

nobody shoplifts because they're hungry, they shoplift expensive shit they can pawn for drug money

>>512841557 (OP)
FAGGOT OP

>>512841557 (OP)
It may seem weird to you but the right wing extremist is morally right while the left wing extremist is morally wrong. This is because you have been brainwashed.

>>512841557 (OP)
Your meme is completely wrong:

1. Right wings and all the other ethnic natives are brutalized by the Muslim minority.

2. Left wing extremists do NOT “shoplift to get poor people some food and clothes” (because there are no poor people, thanks to the working people paying everything for the permanently non-working Muslims and their left wing lemmings) - all left wing extremists do is hating Whites and sucking Muslims’ circumcised penis remnants, and also committing Islamic terrorism for and with them.

>>512847843
>Have the left just not heard of any left-wing terrorist groups?
I believe the Muslims and their likewise low-IQ and lying leftist lemmings INTENTIONALLY try to hide all their Islamic terrorism.

>>512842418
The reason they do this is because at some point you need to choose. Shit or get off the pot. Support jewkraine or stay independent

>>512846879
>Non-American from a shithole opines about America
Opinion discarded immediately.

>>512847633
This but unironically.

>>512848352
Sweetie *

>>512845506
>LET US KNOW YOU'RE SAFE. LOG YOUR JOG ONLINE BEFORE LEAVING HOME
>www.logyourjog.gov.au

>>512845279
It's everyone's mom's favorite joke from 2003

both sides are the same

>>512845914
based chink

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>>512850348
single digit iq. gorillas are smarter than you.

>>512852374
You're logging your jog, I'm jogging my log. We are not the same

>>512841557 (OP)
that is not extreme enough though. Left wing extremism is when you cut off your cock, wear a communist badge and scream at everyone. This is just mild-leftism. Its not EXTREME ENOUGH and with Trump in the WH we need to go EXTREME RIGHT again. Only problem is he hasn't sent the cock suckers into Iran yet, if he doesn't do it on his own terms his hand will be forced.

YOU VIL DIE IN ANOTHER JEWISH WAR YOU MUTT SPAWN.
Jesus Hates you and makes fun of you
Hitler Hates you and makes fun of you

What is God even going to do with this Nation?
>Y-you can't say the dead soldiers are in HELL
>N-No i won't fight Israel's war
well which one is it?

>>512842465
brown people shoplift for makeup and shoes

>>512853172
IQ is normalizes for age, no? I always see this braindead post. That assumes a 100 IQ 3 year is the same as a 100IQ 24 year old.

Niggers are dumb but the people pushing this meme are nigger tier.

>SAND NEGROS OF PALESTINE SUCK
GOOOOO ISRAEL
>WOOOOOOOO
HONK

>>512841557 (OP)
Most stolen goods by them are alcohol and expensive clothes. Faggots larping as robinhood.

>>512848352
>>512841557 (OP)
Retarded Communist Europhile faggot replying to himself.

Kill Yourself Today, Bullshitvik

>>512845506
>govern me harder, dad- mommy
A nanny state like that makes you wish for a Saddam style dictatorial shithole. Poor citizen may scrape his knee abloobloobloo.

>>512845506
>www.logyourjog.gov.au
I hope retards that use that have there logged jogs used against them in court.

>>512841557 (OP)
leftists enable illegal aliens
drug dealers, habitual child rapists, ugly, evil, amoral and zero empathy people who hate themselves and the world
killing those in humane fashion is a noble cause

>>512845506
>read first sentence
>immediately know it's Australia
How did it come to this?

>>512845972
Oi u gotta the hoind trowel license on you, chap

>>512841598
proof?

>>512845506
i'd say thats kinda based although helmets can also be very annoying, blocking sun, makes you look like a retard obviously, possible yeast infection and hindering hair growth

>>512853313
The point is niggers are dumber than gorillas.

>>512848633
Correct. Neither are slavs.

>>512853614
Holy molly fucking shit.
>IT WAS WORSE TO US GGGOYYY WE HAVE FEWER PEOPLE
This is in another level. What the fuck.
This deserves maniacal keks.

>>512853936
the point is you are just as fucking dumb if you don't see the issue

>>512841557 (OP)
is that lefty a boy or a girl?

There, I fixed it

Can U post some pic/vids of "racist" toys?

>>512853724
Children's Hospitals
Planned Parenthood.

Those are leftwing extremist institutes

>>512854309
Original article if you want a laugh
https://archive.is/oIquu

>>512842651
if it werent for the caption I would think that it's from LA

>>512841557 (OP)
Right wing extremism:
>I don't have a gf because girls are mean... I tried to reach out, but she called me an incel and then lied about my character
Left wing extremism:
>All your culture will be erased, your peoples will be unalived, every inch of your land will be flooded, and your remaining children will be castrated and taught to hate themselves. And if you criticize this, you are criticizing all of "democracy" and should be thrown in prison while violent criminals will go free if they act as our footsoldiers
ftfy

>>512841557 (OP)
You don't do shit faggots you just keep sucking jew cock if you want to be anything comparable to the left go shoot up the spics rioting in LA

>>512841557 (OP)
Left Wing Extremism:
>destroy stores and govt buildings unimpeded
>take over a neighborhood and declare independence
>have armed pedophiles try to assault kids from the opposition
Right Wing Extremism:
>peaceful torch walk
>peaceful protest, where a dead obese woman becomes a tool to ban right wingers from protesting forever
>kid shoots a crazed armed pedo and cries over it in court
>a "takeover" of the capitol with about 12 people and guided by a paid actor and FBI agents to steal the election for the left

Rightwing bros, not like this

>>512856872
>This guy gets it
They're so "extreme" that after "rebelling against the fed" peacefully by walking into the capital they then preceded to "EXTREMELY" surrender without firing a single shot using the guns they always cope with against the same feds they "rebelled" against.

>>512847633
Gay meme. That silly whore want Danish children to be raped and killed.

>>512854321
go back to africa nigger boy.

>>512841557 (OP)
We don't even do anything to so precious "minorities" but we should.

>>512850230
Imagine the smell

>>512852676
It's funny how many people forget about Obama drone striking a hospital or turning slave state. Or the time Biden fingered some woman that worked for him and the #MeToo crowd told her to shut the hell up so Biden could win in 2020.

>>512857306
one of the strongest redpills is that reasonable people do not gain power.
You HAVE to be extreme to have any freedom or power. And you HAVE to be irrational to be extreme. With their madness, the left wingers are closer to gaining power than any "right wing extremist" ever will be. In fact calling it "right wing extremism" is just a tactic to force the right to be reasonable and cowardly, always afraid of judgement.

Until the right wing makes uncle Adolf look like an amateur, things won't change. We'd need to start from burning the houses of any non-white immigrant and anyone who doesn't do the roman salute alive if we were serious about defeating the left. And yes, all blacks outside of africa are immigrants.

>>512857726
*turning Libya into a slave state

>>512855080
I have some of those but i cant be fucked posting them

>>512845279
lol. Black Debbie.

>>512853662
Ten years ago, Australians were memed to be always based on /pol (the anti-Canadian). Log your jog and Covid lockdowns have Chauvined this meme.

>>512841557 (OP)
Believing retarded shit like the is why we can't just reason with you at this point

>>512846905
Let's start a "Complicate the trope of the stupid bigot" thread.

>>512857472
What about abortion? Although, it is really the same (((question))).

>>512845279
What kind of office has mice issue?

>>512855149
og labubu

>>512853313
It is you who has misunderstood how IQ works. It is perfectly valid to say that a gorilla has an IQ of 70 to 90 (comparing to adult humans), and also to say that a gorilla demonstrated comparable cognitive abilities to a 3 to 5 year old child.

This might shock you, but children are not as intelligent as adults.

>>512846880
i peep the poop

>>512845914
That chinese dude probably feels right at home after losing his job for speaking his mind.

>>512850230
needs more nutty putty

>>512858728
So if a gorilla plays fruit ninja better than adults that means the iq of humans is very low?

>>512859185
No it doesn't.
IQ is measured. The IQ of a human is the value that it's measured at. IQ can't be low because of something else that happened.

>>512848640
>Bullied autistic incel shoots up his school
>Its counted as far right terrorism because he was an incel
Simple as.

How are a que ball and a Mexican similar?


The harder you hit it, the more English you get of it

>>512841557 (OP)
No left wing extremism is murdering people in the street. Like the Floyd Riots

>>512841557 (OP)
>putting the punchline before the setup
>putting the right wing position on the left side of the image and the left wing position of the right side of the image
horrible meme

>>512841557 (OP)
>brutalizes minorities
they're trespassing thieves, is this a jewish thread?

>>512842562
The neutering of the mentally ill is coming along nicely.

>>512842465
No one ever has to lock up the sun screen at stores.

>>512845506
>log your jog
I have to jog a log

>>512857847
https://www.abebooks.com/first-edition/Simple-Addition-Nursery-Jingles-McLoughlin-Bros/21616663790/bd

>>512847710
Ignoring jewish or brown company's schedules is also white supremacy

>>512841557 (OP)
>left wing extremism
>I ruin people's businesses and make minimum wage workers live in fear of confrontation because I can't fathom the concept of a charity drive, then cry victim when a mall cop busts me and CCV cams are everywhere
There

>>512860985
https://books.google.com/books?id=cFdNAAAAYAAJ&pg=PP23&source=gbs_toc_r&cad=2#v=onepage&q&f=false

>>512846049
Ive actually heard about this "weird energy" from 2 seperate brown people, one i work with and one that is going out with a collegue. Never once did it click that the energy was people pyschically telling them to fuck off

>>512853614
Goyim don't understand per capita

>>512861269
Zamn I wish I had saved the 'saying nigger in their mind' meme for this moment.

>>512861707
I think I picked all three somehow.

>>512841557 (OP)
If there wasn't any resistance, there would be no hope. Thank you OP. Shalom.

>>512841557 (OP)
>I heroically defend my country from invaders
vs
>I steal from hard working people to feed said invaders because I hate my parents and my own people
Yeah I think the right wing "extremist" is the better person here.

>>512841557 (OP)
Lmao

Every leftwing accusation = 10 more basedness points

>>512853614

Now do Palestinian genocide

>>512863032
Don't be so antisemitic anon. Don't you know that the life of one of g-ds chosen people is worth 6 gorillion goyim?

>>512841598
Sounds accurate. With extremism on the rises sigh.

>>512853172
>>512853313
assuming causality without examining confounding variables again, are we? might we not be engaging in intellectual dishonesty here, reporting studies as if we understand them?

>>512847843
Mostly sarcastic because we can’t controls them. I rarely even see those left winger extremists on most left winger forums saying death threats or openly promoting violences. They are harder for me to tracks.

>>512863741
As an extremist myself who is well documented and accounted for I can tell you we don't really use violence much

>>512848640
Mostly because it’s harder to labels folks actually. Mainly it’s whatever comes out of trump and MAGA mouth that get labeled. I wants to kick Pelosi for nationalize trans on kids.

>>512849054
Really badly. 2020/2021 media comment sections was clogged with death threats toward democrats.

>>512862636
https://youtu.be/Sdq79KwPamQ

>>512845506
Wear a helmet and use it to headbutt that cunt to oblivion, but I know Aussies are cucks.

>>512863859
lol. But it can be enough to make it harder to discuss actual based political issues. And crafting a strategy to identify based politicians and not corrupted ones.

>>512841557 (OP)
>right wing extremism: I don’t think wanting my children to not be faggots or date niggers makes me a bad person
>left wing extremism: the central party has determined that your grain rations would cut into the budget for Supreme Chairman’s ballsack waxing (as well as the monopoly one faction of Wall Street jews have in our country, but we don’t talk about that), so you will now have to eat your children to survive. Long live the Revolution!

>>512864274
>Based politician
Easy. Is it a country with a jewish or progressive lobby? Then any politician allowed to run is not based

Qrd me on that smile.

>>512864274
It always does but violence is like that, lucky for us lefties the right has a short fuse and as soon as they see violence they want in

>>512841598
That's not what castration means.

>>512853398
if osrs was eastern european.

>>512864428
I’m just using “based” lol. I’m fatigued from all this extremists on both sides. That’s why I’m so apathy that both sides couldn’t stir up my emotions with different issues as much as a decade or 2 ago.

>>512857968
true, i have a very negative opinion on aussies now

>>512855799
Fun fact. All those names are semite.
John is an adaptation of the Semitic Yochanan.

>>512864601
Chemical castration of children is permanent, kike. They also push for surgical castration

>>512841557 (OP)
>Left wing extremism
Burn loot rape steal

>>512841557 (OP)
Nowadays I only brutalize minorities on occasion.

>>512846014
Everyone in this room besides the children shld be hung in a public square.

>>512860773
If you support any of those things you're retarded
Captcha: MR88H

>>512865168
I 'support' none of them and would gladly give all of them nothing but primed to explode dirty bombs, but I hate kikes more than I hate mudslimes, and ziggers winning makes ukrannies seethe. Regardless, it was just an image I saw that made be briefly smirk so I saved it.

>>512865144
Boomer ass meme, and you forgot Bibi with his bulldog Donald

>humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0
>lol

>>512865537
Obviously I saved it before zognald got elected. Make an updated version and I'll save and use that instead.

>>512841557 (OP)
Left Wing Extremism:
I burn down cities because some rich asshole's great granddaddy bought a nigger from another nigger.

>>512845972

Can you pretty please leave your machetes in the mosque please lads.

>>512865845
Is this one of those situations where the left is trying to critique the right but accidentally makes the right looks cool as fuck? Because the dick cannon is the coolest shit I've seen in years

>>512850757
>No actual argument to defend his government of kike ass sniffers vs pedophiles kiddie transers.
kek, butthurt.

>>512865988
>I don't like dicks, all dicks should be cut off!
>I don't like racism, all racists should be burned alive!
>I don't like things, things I like should be destroyed!
Such is leftism.

>>512865995
Yep

>>512865995
It's buck breaking, mexican illegal edition.

>>512842465
Brown people shoplift designer clothes and kicks for bragging purposes.

>>512841557 (OP)
Wouldnt horseshoe theory be:
> I shoplift from minority owned stores to get poor white people some food and clothes, in order to recruit for my militia "gun club"

>>512841557 (OP)

Right Wing Extremism:
TOTAL SHITSKIN DEATH

Left Wing Extremism:
TOTAL SUICIDE AND REPLACEMENT

ftfy

>>512866337
This is a /v/ thread

>>512842418
politics is about hegelian dialect and the push and pull between opposing forces so yes direction brains are correct, fags who abide by this image are just trying to seem more nuanced and intelligent than they really are. i defintiely have a "team," it's white people, europe, nativism and anti-kikes. yours looks like the opposite, faggot.

>>512866662
hegelian dialectic*

>>512845506
Awe man it's fake, was really hoping this one would've been true

>>512841557 (OP)
Left never happens
Cope

>>512853691
abysmal, don't try, balkniggers fail at the bantz

>midnight
>CTRL+f "humo"
>zero results

>EIGHT IN THE FUCKING MORNING
>CTRL+f "humo"
>3 results

what the fuck is going on? glowniggers won't allow humor threads unless they awake and here monitoring for wrongthink. shouldn't you weird fuckers be doing your morning meeting right now?

>>512866891
>Filename
Give the Turk a break, he saved it from someone else here who made it. Probably a German or Canadian.

>>512861707
Me on the right

>>512866973
It makes more sense when you realize that midnight here is when the day starts for Krauts and Bongs.

>>512867161
>no digestion + ass and tits expansion
0/10

>>512866662
this, we live in a kiked system with 0 representation, leftwing politics are vehemently, overtly antiwhite, and pro-degeneracy, including children. Our "rightwing" politics is dominated by liberal, middling cowards who barely disagree with the leftists, just have to appear like they're reasonable, and challenging the radicals of which they're only successful with those to the right of them.

Leftists are largely racial traitors, and enemies, Conservatards are largely good, but entirely gullible people distracted by being productive.

>>512867260
maybe. i just needed an excuse to call the spooks niggers right to their faces and to reveal their methods. think i'll do this every day.

nothing but garbage in this thread anyway. enjoy your pile of trash.

>>512841557 (OP)
My Ukrainian friend does both of those things lol.

>>512841557 (OP)
Based op. Lefties roach out and steal whereas racist gods self-actualize and manifest the change they want to see.

>>512867970
>Accuses a thread of being trash
>Doesn't post a single haha
Fuck you too, nigger

it seems the other threads are imaginary. this is the only one. i am filled with disappointment and my day is ruined.

>>512868298
i only post in the threads worth bumping.

>>512850348
Ruzzogia stands against nazism, antisemitism, and firmly with the state of Israel.

>>512853724
Look between your legs

>>512868360
Then make a new one if you're such a homosexual princess.

>>512867981
Ouch. I usually label them far right because they seem to be the polar opposite of what democrat party are at present. I’m like why are they leftwinger if everything democrat party do pissed them off.

>>512842418
>retarded faggot doesn't understand how reality works

>>512861908
Nah, you're just a faggot who will never be a woman.

>>512867981
I swear your friend is like 1/3 of USA. They Loves it when Republican Party is in charges and democrat party the underdogs. A lot of journalists are like that.

>>512862382
My glasses also work like that

>>512864187
Important question, can I take the sexbot with me to the outdoor experience?

>>512848269
I've heard from a guy who traveled Africa the men dont get paid monthly but weekly or daily because if you pay them per month they blow it on liquor and bullshit and are broke after 3 days and then stop going to work.

>>512864767
Don't use slurs with me.

>>512841557 (OP)
>I'm strawmanning on the 3changs and no one can stop me!

>>512871426
Sorry to break it to you, but you will still never be a woman, Mr. troon niggerfaggot kike.

>>512857848

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_hBxdD7-OI

>>512841557 (OP)
some of the best b8 i've ever seen

>>512866662
Well said. He who stands for something stands not alone; he who stands alone stands for nothing.
>>512867783
Very true.

https://archive.org/details/mirage-of-dissent-the-mechanics-of-controlled-opposition

>>512841557 (OP)
neither of them actually do it because that would require leaving the house

>>512846014
Why do people keep pushing the drag queen pedo narrative? This literally never happens.

>>512873506
It happens all the time. There's a long list of trans women (i.e. men) who were promoted by the media and governments and allowed access to children, who then get discovered to be pedophiles. It keeps happening.

>>512845506
www.rmit.edu.au/news/factlab-meta/sign-warning-joggers-to-wear-helmets-is-a-joke

>>512849541
Looks like Lars Ulrich

>>512845279
Did they need to really censor the word "kill"?

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>>512841557 (OP)
Neither of those things is even remotely true.

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>>512841557 (OP)
real right wing extremism: I hoard supplies and weapons I will never use and live like a hermit, I do no socialize or connect with like minded people because everyone is secretly brown

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>>512874100
>kaka
Ya I wldnt wanna be with someone named after fecal matter either.

>>512873134
Kinda curious how controlled opposition works in countries with proportional elections and coalition governments. Presumably the votesplitting issue is largely negated, but modern Germany is as zogged as they come regardless.

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