Thread 512842166

I worship the devil. Its so much more rad than worshiping that fag Jesus. Hail!

Satanism is cringe and feels like a rebrand of internet atheism fedora faggotry at this point. What's even edgy about it?

>>512842196
Idk. Fuck Jesus bro

Hail Lucifer
Hail Mahakali
Hail Loki
Hail Lilith
Hail Aphrodite
Hail Matangi
Hail Dionysus

>>512842246
Satanism is inherently Jewish too, did you know observant Jews have to pray to Satan every day so that Satan reaches out and lets go of the crank holding the gate to heaven shut, and grab the prayers out of the air so that the REAL prayers can go through to God afterward? Jews find this somehow distasteful so it's permitted to trick a goy into becoming a Satanist and praying to him though, in their stead.

>>512842166 (OP)
So you love his children the judahite talmud worshippers right? The people Jesus specifically called out as satan's children?

“We are not illegitimate children,” they protested. “The only Father we have is God himself.”

42 Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me. 43 Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. 44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

>>512842166 (OP)
Its abrahamic bullshit too.

>>512842166 (OP)
BASED DOUBLE 6
>>512842318
HAIL, HAIL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVE3VaK6IJY

>>512842166 (OP)
>even more bibleshit

>>512842457
>waaaaaaaaaaaah you jews didn't love me so ur a son of a gun!
Shutup, FAGGOT.

>>512842166 (OP)
Meh. If the worship won't get you shit, then why even?
Energy and attention waste.

>>512842515
https://youtu.be/wUu5cAFpDjI?
>>512842800
the worship does get you shit
same with jesus though

>>512842166 (OP)
If you are serious I think you are being extremely dumb. Imagine worshipping the guy who wants to drag you to hell with him.

>>512842851
Literally never got anything during the times I was a believer.

>>512842857
Based

>>512842166 (OP)
shalom, kike.
we already know that.

>>512842166 (OP)
i don't worship that kike jesus, i worship this other kike instead >:)

>>512842166 (OP)
>66
Off by one, edgelord. Satan and Jesus are both fictional, but you're an ACTUAL faggot, as is anyone who worships anything.

>>512843097
>Satan and Jesus are both fictional
okay, nothing actually exists if you want to go down that rabbit hole
we're all just thoughts and hallucinations popping up in a dark room

>>512842166 (OP)
You faggots spamming this board with anti-Christ horseshit need to fuck off already you aren't recruiting or convincing anybody here

>>512842166 (OP)
i will kill the anti-christ

>>512842166 (OP)
So the closest thing you have to true spirituality is taking the safest and lowest effort option around in the form of the bad guy from the religion the mainstream doesn't like, so you have nothing to change about your life and get to say you worship Satan to upset people you disagree with.
That's kinda cringe mate.

>>512843434
No, the safe pussy option is jesus. It's funny how christcucks call judaism Satanic when the jew conception of Satan is literally Hitler. You're not gonna turn your back on Hitler, are ya, buddy?

Immagine worshiping anything... lol

It's so funny, but I won't go into it why! :D

>>512842166 (OP)
You're the epitome of high time preference kkn8x

>>512843600
the original satan was rome, something christcucks love to claim ownership of

>>512843728
Everyone worships something. Everyone is possessed by something.

>>512842323
The keys of heaven are held by Saint Peter aka the Catholic church

>>512842888
You didn't notice it but you got plenty of blessings.
Low iq but than again you're a Mexican and cursed blood of aztecs flows through your veins
The Spanish tried but they had shit material to work with

>>512843600
Christianity has actual demands of you, real moral standards that you're expected to meet, and if you actually believe it you will make an effort to meet those standards. Satanism just has "Hail Satan lmao yeah get wrekt Christian" which is so comedically easy I don't see why you'd even bother.

As to Hitler, yeah I'd turn my back on him. I'm not a nationalist or a socialist. (Or a communist or a globalist or whatever else that some fucktard will call me for thinking Nazism is dumb)

>>512842960
This infographic improves my opinion on jews. If you want it to look repulsive, replace the demonic visuals with rainbow pride LGBT shit.

>>512843838
Peter absolutely had the keys but the Catholic Church doesn't.