Thread 512842926

Why do all left-wing millennial men look like this?

>>512842926 (OP)
https://voca.ro/1lj073vjl18D

>>512842926 (OP)
let me guess, you can't grow a moustache.

>>512842926 (OP)
>left wing non-american men
left or right, it doesn't matter.
almost everyone over here is fat af
I've gained 40 lbs from being in this country 2 years.

>>512842926 (OP)
>Why
Stopped reading right there

>>512842926 (OP)
Have to showcase their faggotry

mulletjak won

>>512843095
maybe stop eating so much retard?

counting calories isnt hard for anyone above the 4th grade

It’s a balance. They grow a moustache to assert their masculinity because they are otherwise very feminine and weak.
Eddy’s video on the apple vision pro was actually pretty funny.

>>512843154
that's complete bullshit
there's stuff in your food that MAKES you eat more over here
it overrides your body's natural STOP FUCKING EATING function
there's a reason your food isn't allowed in other countries

>>512842926 (OP)
>Why do all left-wing millennial men look like this
Geraldo became forgotten enough that people will no longer say "hey you look like Geraldo"

>>512843349
Just eat some apples man. Yeah there are apetite stimulants in junk food in america, or at least I’ve come to this conclusion. You need to balance your satiety. It’s kind of annoying, but it’s far from impossible. You sound like a woman.

I like moustaches

>>512842926 (OP)
spiteful mutants

>>512842926 (OP)
because women in dating apps say 'stach an mullet!!!!!' and they just want to get laid

>>512843581
btw, the whole idea of a 'mullet' was to make yourself as ugly as possible as a man and signal you don't give a fuck to fit in any social norms, not caring about women opinion, only now to turn into virtue signaling bs, ironic

>>512842926 (OP)
One was to do this by purposefully making these moustaches less interesting
Muslims hate mustaches because prophet Mohammed (aids be upon him) told them to shave it because it's a pagan things but thats just because he wanted to give homosexual kisses to other men

>>512843721
ok shit eater

>>512843064
All Greek girls last the age of seven can grow a moustache
It’s not some kinda accomplishment
Some underage wog can actually grow handlebars like the fucking pancake parlour guy before your balls even dropped.
You are now less manly than a twelve year old second generation wop who makes tablouli for pocket change after school, and this is your rite of passage?

Faggot

>>512842926 (OP)
They subconsciously recognize that they are feminine faggots
To compensate, they try to mimic the outward appearance of masculine men from earlier eras without making their inner self more masculine
And the result is that they don't look manly, they just retroactively ruin the look of past stronger men and make it look soft and gay
Because the reason the old look seemed masculine in the first place was because strong men were wearing it, not the other way around
They're playing dress up with the skinned corpse of better men

>>512842926 (OP)
grunge/sleaze core was the counter culture response to the hipster well dressed bullshit.
Zoomies then came along and adopted late 80s to early 90s and now moved up to early 2000s asthetic.

>>512843064
thats the only part that does grow

>>512843779
Lol gotim. Time to celebrate with some cum flavored fermented basedbeans.

>>512842926 (OP)
homosexual thread

>>512842926 (OP)
>Millennial
This is a zoomer look

>>512843541
But enough about Romanians

>>512843841
Yet they look like gay dudes from late 80s and early 90s.

>>512844118
You are literally genetically brown

>>512844109
hey at least you have a functioning and legal national socialist organization, i can't shit on you too much. Assuming of course you're an actual aussie, so far your banter skills don't seem good enough, probably indian.

>>512842926 (OP)
mullet + moustache is zoomercore, retard

>>512844135
Whiter than you, Pajeet.

>>512842926 (OP)
>Eddy Burback
Obnoxious.
>iDubbbz
Used to be good during his niggerfaggot days. Now he sucks because he feels compelled to turn all his videos into surface-level political statements.
>Kurtis Conner
Use to be bearable. Now he's annoying as shit. Horribly unfunny.
>Man carrying thing
Pretentious retard.

>>512842926 (OP)
I'm a leftwing millennial man and I don't look like those dweebs

>>512844273
What the fuck is that thing

>>512842926 (OP)
if you notice they're all jewish pedophiles

>>512844089
Eddy Burback: born 1996 - millennial
iDubbbz: born 1990 - millennial
Kurtis Conner: born 1994 - millennial
Man Carrying Thing: born 1997 - millennial

>>512843674
Doing it in ironic way is insincere and a way to pre-emptively shield yourself from criticism

>>512842926 (OP)
I just grow my beard/hair out due to apathy, what's the point in shaving? I look like a bum but I don't care.

>>512843813
you type too much LOL
I grew one because it is cool and I get dates from it
women love cool dumb shit like that
so where is your mo?

>>512844242
Growing up is accepting idubbz was never that funny. I’ve revisited some of his earlier stuff and it’s clear he was already a sort of dense, insecure loser.

>>512844273
This pooner has to be one of the most uncanny things I've seen that's still alive and walking around (somehow)

>manliest thing they can do is grow a moustache
Gaaaaaaay

>>512844452
Woah are you a bogan? I used to play halo 3 with a bogan. He was a sick cunt.

>>512844461
Maybe? But I prefer the old iDubbbz back when he was making the hair cake with Filthy Frank and Maxmoefoe. The new one is actively destroying himself and antagonizing everyone who doesn't fall within lock step of his personal politics.

>>512844479
If it truly is a pooner then where are the zipper tit scars?

>>512844442
That's true scruffiness, not the manicured and calculated scruffiness of these homos
Keep on doing what you're doing

>>512842926 (OP)
i've seen a grand total of two videos from bottom right and they were actually fine. one was about Trump being forced to backpedal on his tariffs and the other was about some rage-bait booklist. i don't even know who the fuck he was, forgot i had youtube autoplay on.

>>512844273
Holy shit zhes back and zhes even more deformed
This is actually a female

What’s funny is that young women aren’t attracted to those men. The only exception is when said men coerce with drugs such as ketamine, molly, antidepressants, or cocaine.

>>512842926 (OP)
They aren't manly or aggressive, so they hope to win people over by being disarming and harmless. What better way than with a faggy mullet mustache combo and metrosexual men's fashion?

>>512844452
Your bitchass just got OWNED

>>512843813
BRVTAL

I would like to point out that I read this text twice, for both educational and recreational reasons.

>>512844530
They’re the same idubbz it just became socially unacceptable for him to make that kind of content and now its more obvious that he has no real ideas for content beyond shocking people. So it devolved into social pandering. Not really that surprising if you take a step back.

>>512842926 (OP)
testing testing
OP is a faggot

>>512843486
Apples? That's your dietary advice lol? You are so fucking retarded

>>512844452
Just above your ballsack and. Slow your thin little bird lips
Faggot
Don’t forget to cup the balls

>>512842926 (OP)
Too much butt sex

>>512844452
Pfft yeah ok. What are you, a fucking extra in superbad?

>>512843721
What an excellent post by a citizen of a prestigious respectable country!

>>512843095
>I've gained 40 lbs from being in this country 2 years.
It is true that everything here is poison, but that's also because you're being dumb.

very nice
let's see the right wing millennial men

>>512843154
Counting calories and trying to naively apply thermodynamics to biological systems is also dumb.

>>512844812
Oh noes

>>512844621
The disarming and harmless part is to weasel their way into lefty spaces full of insecure and vulnerable abuse victims. Every alternative, geeky, or lefty space has a scumbag like this. It’s almost always the resident sex pest who is a swinger looking for a third.

>>512843349
>in shape
Fuck you, you fat sack of shit. Stop eating so much.

>>512844811
>What are you, a fucking extra in superbad?

No, he's the main character.

>>512844273
zam this niggers got 23rd century booty enhancement tech?

>>512842926 (OP)
In leftist circles it’s socially okay to be a title ugly. It’s the same phenomenon of the 10/10 goth girls dating dudes who look like shaggy. The dating pool is so shit that being a guy with a stable income who isn’t racist is often enough for some people.

>>512844714
do you always smutpost about sucking off the people you argue with on pol? You're cooked mate! They have places for people like you.

>>512844839
Why? There are losses in every conversion from, say, fat to available sugars, and as such the second law still applies to almost everything except your fat arse

>>512844839
Macros work tho
u fag

>>512844938
Those losses are arcane and poorly characterize.

Never been overweight. My weight doesn't change at all. I haven't nor will I ever count shit. I'm in my 30's.

>>512844971
Blah. What a waste of time. Just don't eat hyperprocessed poison.

>>512844933
Not always. Sometimes I get a meal not a snack. And you must be a tourist. I don’t ‘argue’ here. There’s not point. You’re a bigger faggot than the mean Op, and as such there’s no need to ‘argue’, as you put it. So I don’t care. Kill yourself

>>512842926 (OP)
bottom right isn't left, idk who the others are.

>>512842926 (OP)
Because you derive your understanding of life and the outside world entirely from memes and an echo chamber where you exclusively talk to similar meme poisoned retards.

Now, post a soijak. "Based!"

>>512843192
You look raped

>>512842926 (OP)
Yeah I wonder why, even my fucking President looks like one of those guys

>>512844895
The thing about sexual attraction in lefty circles is that it’s entirely artificial through manipulation of some sort rather than letting biology naturally decide. Look at every alternative person since 2008. Every one of them has grown up to be a train wreck, dead, or in prison.

Look at emo and scene for example. It was a marketed subculture from the beginning. It was unnatural, from the hair to the boys looking like girls. Girls were marketed the idea that emo boys were hot, yet biology said otherwise until birth control became more mainstream. The boys gave into the hype thinking they had to be emo to get girls, rather than fixing their inherent selves such as lifting weights or eating healthy. My point is, alternative folk and lefties are nothing more than bullshitters toward others and even themselves. They have to weasel their way into social circles and panties. This is why so many of them are dysfunctional.

>>512845054
what ever, mate. I'll meet you out back the 7/11 in 20 mins. Bring a mint, my tackle is sweaty from stacking pallets all day.

>>512844933
You'ee such a loser you have NEET in your ID lmaoo lmaoo

>>512844978
Are you from Victoria or just clinically retarded?
> Those losses are arcane and poorly characterize
No. They have been clearly defined and verified over some period.
You are as stupid as my left nostril. My left nostril will never write a book, vote, have a child, fart, hail a cab or divide by zero
Because,as much as my left nostril is a left nostril, it somehow knows it’s a nostril, and cannot achieve any of these milestones
You’re a seppo. You do t know your abilities ( scant) but sadly don’t know your limitations ( excluding being a fat retarded cockhead and hereditary diabetes of course)

>>512842926 (OP)
I want to shoot people who look like this in the fucking face

>>512845276
My nigger

>>512844273
Mom I'm scared

>>512845223
lol. Even if that were a possible date, I wouldn’t fight you. I’d just smack you in the back of the head with a star picket.
I don’t need to prove myself in ‘ Le ebin combat’. I’m to old and too tired to play that gay airbrushed upper lip faggotry.
Run you over in a stolen taxi, all you’re good for

>>512845268
>No. They have been clearly defined and verified over some period.
No. Biological systems are highly nonlinear complex systems. You can predict a general trend based on X calorie deficit, but it's never going to solve the problem. Good luck counting calories your whole life while I don't give a fuck, basically. Content > quantity. There's also a role for environmental toxicity, synergistic toxicity, etc etc.

>You’re a seppo.
A what? Google says septic tank.

>>512845268
My dikk is in ur ear
Boomer

they think that masculinity is ironic

>>512842926 (OP)
Sleazecore is bipartisan.

>>512845565
this

>>512845474
Jesus titty fucking Christ
So close, and yet so far

>>512845600
If you say so.

>>512843011
HAHAHA I NEED THE POOSY MAMA MIA! WAHOO HERE WE COOM!

>>512844170
I gotta respect you thieving cunts. You always shit on yourselves and even then you're humble about having the biggest shithole in eastern europe. Much Love.

>>512842926 (OP)
Back in the day when you saw mustache on a man that would mean he is a faggot.
Its same today

>>512844363
1997 is Zoomer.
But it doesn't matter. They're aping the older Gen Z look to appeal to a younger generation.

they want to mimic the 80s pro wrestlers look

but they are too stupid to realize that the only way this look works is if you're addicted to steroids and cocaine

>>512846324
>posts a guy without a mustache or tattoos

>>512844793
Insanely underrated post
anon's the mute inglorious milton of this thread

>>512844793
>>512847582
nobody watched that shit

Dont forget the ladies! FunkyFrogbait could only exist in this particular paradigm.

>>512844793
Lawd, Saoirse was a gem back then.

>>512842926 (OP)
it's the prototypical sōy feminine millenial cuck look

>>512846570
True. Should have posted Hall during the Diamond Studd or AWA era.

>>512844452
your id is no fluke, kek has spoken

you are a neet faggot

>>512842926 (OP)
Because it’s fashionable? Duh
You motherfuckers lived through scene and emo, that was a million times worse

>>512847800
scenesters were at least just open fuckboys and did it all for the emo girl pussy. it was based to a degree you wouldn't understand.

>>512843064
I can grow a great mustache and often get compliments on it when I have one but had to get rid of it the last few years due to these utter faggots ruining the look. Doesnt matter as I'm handsome anyway

>>512845214
Very high Iq post

t. Millennial boomer that lived through this shit and now I just rock long hair and a beard and don’t give two fucks what anyone thinks. Also fuck niggers and heil Hitler

>>512842926 (OP)
faux masculinity of hipsters trying to seduce women

>>512842926 (OP)
>Why do all left-wing millennial men look like this?
Doubtful, half the people have male pattern baldness. Unless their T is so low it's on woman levels.

>>512842926 (OP)
4th looks alright though.

>>512845214
emo boys are far more successful at forming relationships than gym bros, but at the same time have a detrimental mental effects if they prolong this into their 20s. Just saying lift weights is stupid, thorough history the men who dared to express themselves more than the average grug were able to succeed in relationships more, making gym guys or normies fairly envious more than anything. This is not solely emo thing, it's similar tendency no matter of the current trend of how particular subculture is called.

>>512844713
Apples are good for you

>>512848759
They do ironic masculinity. They're the last hipsters.

>>512843064
its cause I cant grow a beard, my moustache is phenomenal

>>512848920
they all look alright, what's wrong is their weird baseded out facial expressions and posture.
idubbs specifically looks like he's recovering from a sodomy session, and the guy on the bottom left is presenting himself like an unkempt faggot.

the other two guys just have weed smoker physiognomy and would probably look fine if they weren't stoners that spent 12 hours a day inside sucking on a bong.

>>512843064
Let me guess
You got the vaccine and wore a mask like a lobotomised slave NPC for 2 years straight and still call yourself a “man”

>>512842926 (OP)
The face of a male feminist

>>512849436
You've described all of society. You need to be more specific.

>>512843064
Kek OP BTFO

>>512849212
it's not ironic, their goal is more oriented in seducing women and keeping normiehood than being actual nerds. The actual nerds look different and less socially presentable, so much like hipsters people like this can invade nerd spaces and try to seek relationships or be the socialite/bully there. Though it can also be done as a defense mechanism by nerds to be taken more seriously, but again it is an appeal to normiehood.

>>512847718
would

>>512842926 (OP)
>All
there's only a few different ways men can look anon

>>512842926 (OP)
Because they get pussy and boi pussy?

>>512842926 (OP)
Don't forget the undersized dad cap

>>512849914
Not me. I prefer ice queens like pic related.

>>512850145
would

>>512843813
Underrated post

>>512842926 (OP)
To make it easier for pedos to blend in.

>>512843064
>neet id
How's the life being a blunger?