Thread 512850193

>Sadiq Khan urged to intervene in Notting Hill Carnival amid crime chaos and crowd trouble
https://www.gbnews.com/news/notting-hill-carnival-sadiq-khan-crime-crowd

>Athlete, 29, dies at World Games after collapsing and being found unconscious
https://www.gbnews.com/sport/other-sport/athelete-dead-world-games-china-2673877026

>Hundreds of migrants set up camp outside Paris's city hall in protest organised by woke activist group
https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/paris-migrant-camp-city-hall-france-protest

Eternal Sassenach, Jockanese and Sheep Shagger friendship — love can unite our island! :) <3

Sweaty pissy pussy & arse sweat congealed post gym workout scent sealed in Nike Pros... Name 1 thing better

>>512850337
>love can unite our island! :) <3
The love of your liberators will go a long way.

same larps every day
sad fat nonce

>>512850337
Nice sentiment.
>>512850416
Homemade sosij and egg mcmuffins.
*heads out to be the ingredients*

>>512850474
*buy the ingredients
I'm not even phonefagging, wtf?

>>512850427
I will be completely fine with the liberation of this country so long as that Emperor Trumps policies continue long past 2028

>everyone in america who is pro-english is a sad fat nonce
crynonce melty

got me nu running trainers coming today. might go out in peak heat and make myself sick

>>512850514
>so long as that Emperor Trumps policies continue long past 2028
They won't. The democrats will win again and whatever happens will be worse than Biden.

>>512850510
Are you in one of the no go citys? You could be a kebab ingredient?

>>512850539
More money for wogs

>using josh phrases
thanks for confirming it's you fatty
filtered

>>512850416
Reminder that this is a politics board, not your local social club.

>>512850569
>Biden.
I would be down for Hunter Biden desu, GTA President Edition could have its perks.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36249998/boy-screamed-after-man-beaten-to-death-kent/

Alright, what's the real story here?
Heard last night the bloke they killed tried touching up a kid?

>>512850614
>politics
Lets talk about bumming and not paying for services delivered then

>>512850193 (OP)
Absolutely would

>>512850193 (OP)
>>512850193 (OP)
At least the ham beast is english.

>>512850583
No, but my town is quite brown in parts, and has been on the news because of a grooming gang.

>>512850655
>gangs
smashed
>boats
stopped
>one in
one out
>sun
dimmed

>>512850427
>UK joins the United States
>We become flooded with Mexicans
>US gets flooded with rape gangs
>Have to drive on the other side of the road

What else?

>>512850337
>Eternal Sassenach, Jockanese and Sheep Shagger friendship — love can unite our island! :) <3

My wife has a body like the OP. Did I do well Britbros?

>>512850539
>underrepresented
There's niggers on every advert...

>>512850514
Corrrrr that's the spirit lad. I give it another year before another ultra Draconian crackdown and an unprecedented ultra mega uber niggerwave finally impress it upon the english that you have nothing to lose and everything to gain from a total American takeover.
>everyone in jail on offenses that aren't crimes in America are released with full pardon and generous compensation
>every non-citizen in jail gets sent to Rwanda
>Parliament is dissolved and closed permanently, everyone who ever served in elected office is lifetime banned from doing so again
>HELN (His Excellency's Local Navy) is reorganized as a territory-level guard and used to patrol the channel
>all non-citizens in britain are illegally in America because they never went through American immigration, so they all must go, and those who don't surrender immediately are banned from ever coming back
>all territorial administration is performed by appointed officials. no elections for at least 20 years. most territorial lawmakers will be american, but brits can be appointed too only if they have receipts proving support for liberation before it happened

>>512850765
>>We become flooded with Mexicans
Least they always have a mixture of men & big booty women, all we get is Abdul and mohammads

>>512850655
>facial recognition data collected from hotel protests to put you first in line for the deradicalisation camps
Collected

>>512850765
>Have to drive on the other side of the road
Have you noticed that people walk on the righthand side of the pavement nowadays? Didn't used to be like that, I think it changed around covid times.
I'll count how many people do it, as I'm venturing out in a moment.

>>512850862
Yeah this is quite a lol as watching ad break massively overrepresents them

>>512850514
>I will be completely fine with the liberation of this country so long as that Emperor Trumps policies continue long past 2028

Trump first term legacy was undone by Biden and then some

There was literally nothing left after a few years - the same will happen this term. They stopped sperging at him as they know its wasted energy and just sit planning to kick things back off and hit the ground running when they take back power

The same will happen here, left take control, take 10 steps forward their way, the right come in and take 2 back (at the very best), but the long term net direction is always left

You need a full on collapse to change things.

>>512850539
>>512850862
Wasn't there a study just a few weeks ago showing that bames are massively overrepresented in British media?

>>512850911
It's Europeans forgetting they are in ingerlund

>>512850936
What makes you think that?

>>512850862
>>512850918
Almost every couple in an ad these days is white woman - black man.
It's depressing as fuck.

>>512850999
There's the occasional white male chink female, but it only seems to be with older couples.

>>512850427
Who are they going to be liberated by? Lieutenant Gonzalez?

>>512850569
>They won't.
You have no idea what's happening right now.
>The democrats will win again and whatever happens will be worse than Biden.
The democrats aren't coming back no matter what. The new census reflecting the internal migration since 2020, and the red state retaliatory gerrymandering, will move so many electoral votes from blue states and swing states into red states that the dems will not be able to win the white house or congress for a decade at least. That's their best case scenario. If SCOTUS rules racial gerrymanders are illegal, they lose another 50 seats in congress, making their minority significant and permanent. The party is already out of money and in massive debt with major donors falling off left and right. The dems are truly done for this time. They aren't coming back at all until they're a very different party.

The American liberation of itself and our territories in the British Isles will survive long beyond 2028.

Why does every ad nowadays have grime music playing in the background?

Bloody horrible

>nig nog bankrupts John Lewis
Called it last year

>>512850765
>We become flooded with Mexicans
When did that happen in North Dakota? Hawaii? Vermont? Mexicans have been flooding in since 1965. When are they going to flood the countless places where they are under 1% of the population?
>US gets flooded with rape gangs
They will get rolled up and sent back lad. All non-citizens will be illegal immigrants on day one, even the legal ones, because none of them immigrated to America
>Have to drive on the other side of the road
You don't have to. Every state and territory sets their own traffic laws.

>>512851090
White people exist too Pedro. You may not be aware of that, living in a Mexican shantytown hovel in LA, but White people do indeed exist, and we are most of the population.

>>512850730
Right attitude. If the hambeasts will always roam the plains, let them at least be the native hambeasts.

>government to spend £33 million on software to monitor social media to stop the small boats
They're taking the fucking piss

>>512850337
Together you rascals are unstoppable
...I may never understand your slang

>>512851054
I noticed a rise in chinkvertising too. I got dragged around the shops by the gf and some ads had these hideous gook creatures in them when before it was black man white woman

>>512851319
>we will do and fund anything and everything EXCEPT our border

>that's half a dole spastic for 12 months
I mentally convert all prices into dole spastic currency

>>512851319
Specialist Open Source Immigrant deterrent right here

>>512851401
all namebames and forin flags shoud be filtered

>>512850911
>Have you noticed that people walk on the righthand side of the pavement nowadays?
Because you've been Americanized. You are colonized already, so it's time to reap the benefits.
>>512850951
>It's Europeans forgetting they are in ingerlund
It's you lad. You are so colonized that you do and say American things all day every day completely subconsciously. Every time you riot against nigger hotels and coaches, you become a little more American. The British way is NOT to stand up to authority, no matter how tyrannical it gets. The British way is about order, even in times where freedom has to be curtailed. Historically, this was very sensible and successful. But this rigid obedience to authority doesn't work when you have the government you have now. The British response to the nigger hotel is to see the coach emptying niggers into the 5 star palace and smile, utter a choked-up "god save rNHS", and wipe a proud tear off your face.

>>512850765
> Law-abiding Britain citizens gain free speech and the ability to carry guns and the British Lion starts waking up again.

>>512851473
Harveys or Timmys?

>>512851491
>£35 from B&Q
Borders protected

>>512851105
The biggest problem right now is conservacuck boomers who love mass migration and H1-bs and hate their own children.

>Joshletto larping as a mutt and using josh phrases
he's not very smart is he
and yet, he still keeps on with the larp too ahaha
proper nonce he is

Mass immigration could not have happened without tacit approval from the libertarian/religious right. The reality is that the fight has just begun and we cannot rest on our laurels.

The boomer Cuckservatives gerontocracy needs to be smashed just as hard as the left.

>>512850885
the "good guys" wear masks because they're already in the system

If I'm paying taxes and it goes to dole spastics do I technically own one. I mean I've paid for it so there must be some law says it's my property

hoovered all the smoke alarms, if they go off again tonight i'll be fucking seething

The country was doing better when supermarket cheap ranges admitted what they were.
Back when it was Tesco Value and not "Stockwell" or whatever other gay shit they call it.

>>512851319
>Use the pretext of combating immigration to cover up a huge money laundering scheme
>Gets called out for what it is
>Government can now double-down saying they're doing something about immigration and accuse the other party of not wanting to do anything about it
Ingenious, sneaky bastards.

>>512851677
it's blvd and soil or death, democracy be damned

>>512851626
I've posted the outlet lad. It's over for you. This melty isn't going to convince anyone I'm "Joshletto", whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. You are clearly crynonce though.

>>512851319
Could buy a fleet of these for that price

>>512851777
you're clearly a jewish paedophile

>>512851714
>hoovering
Come round mine and tidy love

They're evolving

>>512851783
Is it illegal to own a speedboat and cause massive waves in the channel?

>>512851893
Brit/pol/ nude maid service?

What they need to do is militarise the coastgaurd, change it from a rescue organisation to an armed border protection force. We must be the only country where the cg isnt a branch of the military.

>>512852016
Just start shooting everything brown

>>512852016
if it's brown
gun them down

>>512851777
FILTERED!

>>512851714
good lad
comfy sleep tonight

>>512851924
Only up to picrel

What's for lunch lads?

>>512852016
https://migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/commentaries/international-students-entering-the-uk-labour-market/
>International students entering the UK labour market
>At the time of writing, former students switching into the care sector would still have a path to permanent status. Working in the care sector will thus be the only route to permanent status for a larger share of former students who want to stay in the UK.
Interesting report

>the gangs are dragging poor undocumented people from their beds at night and forcing them onto small boats
It would be funny if this wasn't the line they're actually trying to sell

Starmer is terrible but do we really want Yank sponsored regime change toppling our government whenever they feel?

>>512851968
Grim. Wiki says Jason Tarry is chairman of John Lewis Partnership though so what's this sheboon doing?

>>512852148
yes

>>512852148
Monarchy and parliament in shit shape

Kek my bait thread is picking up steam, good job lads, lets make more bait threads together
>>512845663

morning frens

>>512852148
Noooooo, that would be so terrible.

>>512852148
Might as well try something new

>>512852078
Russians had some fucking crazy ideas during the cold war.

Ngl if we got offered a vote on 51st state (or whatever theyre up to now) id vote yes.

>>512852241
brit/pol/: the centre of perfidy on /pol/

There's no real news atm just noise.

might just sack it all off and go to prison tbqh

>>512852080
I had two hog roast rolls with a nice dollop of mustard from me butcher

>>512852314
No Jews, No News.

>>512852270
afternoon lad

>>512852329
>competitive salary
nah i'll stay in bed ta

>>512852178
She was the one who decided to use all John Lewis money on some hair brained scheme to build flats

>>512852148
Read a schizo post other day saying Obama was born in British Kenya and may even have a British passport. Hence sealing his records for a thousand years. But also that he could be king regent and thats why Charles has gone heavy on the muslim praise in recent months.

>>512852300
One of my favourites, nuclear howitzer, gun the size of a battleships. Cold war history is absolutely crazy.

>>512852312
Can't be any worse than what we've got now, right?

Question, if the gangs are sending us all the men....

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VAGINAS GOING TO

>>512852404
imagine listening to a single word that comes out of this freaks gob

>>512852419
he is. we tortured his grandfather too
unfortunately not enough

>>512851147
>tfw too smart to not shit the bed

>>512852398
it's 26k tho

>>512852148
Look at the crop of current politicians, hardly any of em invoke "English Lion"

>>512852351
Are you the lad who gets a special call from the butcher when he's got new stuff in?

>>512850337
What about the other group, you know, them

>>512852483
wouldn't wipe my arse with 26k. at least if you bennymax you've got all your free time

>>512852431
Yanks had field artillery that could launch nuke shells at one point right?
One of the most batshit insane ideas I read about was that nuke powered aircraft/missile, that would drop nukes along it's lightpath and then when it ran out of nukes it would ram itself into the nearest town/city.

Tell me what i should put in the next britpol bait slide thread.

>>512852438
I really can't but then again I'm a massive racist and she wouldn't have been put in a position to fuck up the company. So when you really look at it it's the white mans fault

>>512852562
i've never earnt more than 27k

Good afternoon spackatos

>>512852145
>"But Mr Gangster sir, I want to stay here and be a dirt herder in Rapeistan"
"Shut the fuck up and get on the dinghy on the other end of the Afro-Eurasian landmass!"

I fucking hate how smug, patronising and condescending lefty wankers are.

>>512852080
BLT

looking to order a load of pork scratchings so i can porkmaxx at work

>>512850765
You'll hafta WACO me 'ouse if yawanna loicence me telly.

>run away to another country
>give england to the yanks

Have you heard yourselves? get a grip

>Cyclist with a love of marmite
What did she mean by this?

>>512852540
They don't call me but they put things aside for us. Usually a couple of hog roast rolls, sosij rolls, steak & stilton pies and a cheeky quiche.

>>512852599
i couldn't even manage that. even if i earned 50k i still wouldn't. something about signing away your life away for peanuts/magic paper jew rectangles isn't good for the soul.

>>512852679
>REFUGEES WELCOME
Invite them to your home then and feed and support them
>no

>>512852679
The whole point is that they're materially not less fortunate than the average middle class worker lol

>>512852580
>"She didn't cause all of the issues the company faces, but she's also done much damage," he posted on X., external
>"Her ill-advised, and now backtracked on, view that outside equity might be brought in, hurt the morale of partners and showed a lack of understanding of what makes JLP special.
>"Her lack of retail experience and her civil service background have, quite bluntly, not served the company well. The next chairman of JLP needs to have both the qualities she lacked."
Yeah someone really fucked up hiring her. Sounds like she wasn't a good choice to begin with but they act like they couldn't have possibly known that she's a useless cunt.

>>512852757
impressive, very nice.

>>512850193 (OP)

2-Tier policing mode activated. Slitting right wingers throats no problem:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj6yyw13w4jo

50000 boatniggers go go go!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e1xkwd74wo

1M immigrants per year is the new normal, suck it fascists!
https://www.smf.co.uk/immigration-at-1-million-a-year-could-become-normal-for-uk/#:~:text=In%20the%20year%20ending%20June,the%20medium%20to%20long%20term.

>>512852679
How fortunate I am indeed.

>>512852667
requesting the crudely drawn meme of an FBI agent yelling SMOKE THE FUCKING CRACK at a bame
been trying to find it for ages and just can't

Good afternoon frens and foids (who are we kidding) the weather is still trying to kill you, the markets are trying to extort you and the government is activity replacing you, promising doggy treats to the good boys and girl who will convert to Islam willingly.
In local news, anon in west Plapington, big lad bought two scrumptious hog roast rolls, ironically, the locals affectionately call him 'Tiny'. Hehe, adorable.
Well, if you are watching Tiny, we will be thinking about you here at the studio when our delivery arrives
>Anchors laughing

>>512852721
the yanks already own britian. they've controlled your country since 45 when you lost the war

>>512852679
For a moment I thought they were talking about dole spastics but then remembered everyone including the soppy liberals hate them. We could come together as a country on that single issue and form an inclusive and welcoming party for all people no matter their sexual orientation or race as long as they want to see all dole spastics in a HMO in government issued aldi trainers and temu tracksuits doing community service for their handouts. We could call it The Peoples Party

>>512850294

First paki rapes started in late 1950s BTW. Local newspapers record them, same with court records, so it was all in the public sphere, it was just covered up. Like all the pedos at teh BBC.

Shalom goys

>>512850765
>crime rates go up but we can actually defend ourselves and aren't slaves anymore.
>healthcare costs a bit more but we dont have to wait years to see a doctor.
>Instead of worrying about offending people cause they might report and gulag us we can actually express ourselves and offend whoever the fuck we want, might get attacked for it though, still now we have the right to self defence.
What a nightmare, fucking yank bastids.

>>512852679
>I fucking hate how smug, patronising and condescending lefty wankers are.
ISIS-style execution videos where they drop massive stones on peoples' heads, but starring leftists.

just read that the average salary for someone my age is £45k
i've been absolutely done

you reckon it's too late to careermaxx?

i would write a book but i don't want daddy starmer starmer to throw me in prison when my novel gets canceled and mass reported by do gooders

>>512852815
>i cant, I rent
>i cant, i live in a hmo
>i cant, but SOMEONE definitely should!

>>512852898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PuF4tPTdA
Close enough

>>512852757
>hog roast rolls, sosij rolls, steak & stilton pies and a cheeky quiche.
Gis a bit.

>>512852965
there are means to generate income outside the bounds of traditional salaried employment.

>>512850539
>talent

>>512852898
I've got this derivative

>>512852599
My first job was 28k fresh out of uni and by 27 I was earning 60k lmfao.
Aren't you the retard who brags about how he went to a good uni and comes from the elite section of society?
Kek

>>512852846
If they ever close I'll probably just stop eating meat. Supermarket meat is utter shite compared and the other butchers are some form of bame.

>>512852801
are you collecting bennies?
it's completely boring and soul destroying
you lose everything to your mortgage, bills, taxes, commuting costs, alimony etc. anyway

>>512852965
The advice I always give niggers in this position is either window cleaner or bin washer

>>512853022
saved
I've been looking for that one too

>>512852967
I think we should house all the immigrants in parliament, they should go a good deed for once and open their doors.

>>512852844
>nig nog
>dei government hire
>never worked in the real world
I know, let's give her the keys to a billion pound company. What could possibly go wrong. And think of the virtue points!

>>512853022
Oh thats good

>>512852815
>>512852830
Wasn't it that Jimmy bloke who went around the lefty refugees welcome protests asking people that question?
I remember her asked one of them and the guy said "Only if they're vetted".

Lefites live in a different world..

>>512853022
It's not like all jews were immediately good at banking, some of them were but a lot of them lost their jobs.

>Thinking of all the kids that remain the wrong gender because their mothers discovered Palestine.
very true

>>512853129
Made her a Baroness n'all
State of it all

>>512853000
arrr me harty
>>512853033
i went to a russell group and have an msc
last jov i had a resigned because my health insurance provider assessed my fitness to undergo disciplinary proceedings for having augmented my workflow with AI tools. was the first I heard of it so I jumped ship. now apparently it's mandatory in a lit of companies to use AI tools.
what a joke.
some days i wake up and have the severe urge to commit wanton acts of arson

>>512852679
>What do you think should happen to illegal immigrants?
>I think they should be deported
>Disgusting

>What do you think should happen to people who want illegal immigrants deported?
>Well I think they're bullies, racists and fascists. I think we should name and shame them whenever we see them. I think they should be put on a terror watch list because we don't want another Thomas Mair or Southport riot to happen. I think they should be treated with contempt and shunned from society at every opportunity. We should show them zero tolerance for their hateful views. A lot of them need to be re-educated because they do not share the values of the majority of British people. I blame the rise of prominent far right fascists like Farage and Trump which has given these racist thugs the confidence to show their faces in public. We must stamp them out by any means necessary, even violence as that seems to be the only language those knuckle dragging White supremacist gammons seem to understand
>If only we had more tolerant liberal heroes like you sir

>>512853147
>Only if they're vetted
>Should we vet immigrants?
>No that's sooo inhumane

>>512852312
>England, Wales, Scotland, NI not being their own states
As silly as suggesting Canada's provinces not become states but all become one state. I can see greenland becoming a singular state like a kind of even bigger alaska given its population density and individual national character though. Canadian provinces are already massive enough, Quebec would obviously want to be their own state, and that point you'd have carved out a giant ugly shaped "non-quebecois canada" state so might as well just convert the provinces to states.

Maybe Suvvern and Norf England could be their own states, after all they do the same with dakota and the like, might put an end to some of the mutual distrust/ resentment at being lumped together

>>512853147
There's a few of those around and most responses were
>>512852967

>>512853081
yeah, about 800/mo. everyone chips into the household pot. almost paid the mortgage but mum already owned half of the house anyway. my old man had to sell it but mum had a charge on the house for legal aid so he needed her signature. she pulled the old switcheroo and borrowed to buy him out.

we moved in my mum's mum and dad and things are so much happier than they were before.

>>512853215
yaaaaaarrrrrrrrr

>>512853182
>but a lot of them lost their jobs.
*lives

>>512853081
I’m pro-benniemongs

>>512852965
Is that mean or median though? Guys at the top skew things a bit. Or you're like early 50s

>>512853246
Well done you named 20 jews.

Dayum are people seethy about Jews kek

34 replies and counting, come on lads lets control outer/pol/ from the shadows.
>>512845663

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly3318nrmpo
>EastEnders actress Balvinder Sopal will be among the celebrities taking part in the new series of Strictly Come Dancing.
Strictly Come Dancing (with bames)

funny how he dropped his mutt larp then brought out the blocko larp instead

To all the lads spending their school summer holidays on here please leave and do something more productive

>>512853223
You distilled the entire argumentative case of the Left that I see on Twitter on a daily basis and you managed still piss me off because it was so well replicated. You have a lot of experience seeing their arguments too I see?

>>512853375
kill yourself

>>512853395
>Balvinder Sopal
Corrr

>>512853375
this guy was still seething about Britain in 1982 lol

>>512853232
>Should we vet immigrants?
As soon as he started asking that they decided he was a right wing nazi, kek.

>>512853253
My op was meant for the anon you quoted.
Almost all responses were "oh I haven't got room teehee", all while they're carrying a refugees welcome sign.

>>512853418
this

>>512853460
balvinder sopals bit fat sweaty currytits

>>512853513
NO VACANCIES

kek my bait threads getting pictures of shouting jews in it, lmfao, just reading through it now

>>512852080
Might pass. Not much in. Not had breakfast either. Means I'll be nice and hungry for din dins.

>>512853513
For them the thought of doing "the right thing" is enough. In their mind thinking & saying something is the same as doing it.

>>512852431
He's a big lad

>>512853477
Ya done fucked up now

>>512853521
>pissy pussy sweaty arse juices sealed in nike pros
Corrrrrr

>>512853477
They did a right number on us tho

I see the nameBAMEs are clocking on for their disruption shifts already.

https://xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/1954949935897465012#m
Super PIP
>If you worked cash in hand your whole life to avoid taxes, or are a “Boriswave” care worker who arrived in Britain in your 40s and are now worrying about retirement — fear not! Pension Credit is here to help!
>Don't forget you can also claim ATTENDANCE ALLOWANCE and access £10k+ more benefits per year! Attendance Allowance is not taken into account when calculating Pension Credit, and can actually lead to extra Pension Credit for those who qualify!

>Anyone banking on gaming Pension Credit and the extra freebies it unlocks as their retirement plan is in for a rude awakening. It’s unsustainable, and there’s little chance these benefits will exist in their current form by the time millennials retire.
>Sorry, it's only going to be available to foreigners moving forward. NI threshold has been reduced so that essentially ANY income will put you over it. Benefits also credit you NI for the year. Only people who will be eligible soon will be those who arrive late in life.
>This is true. Pension credit is going to be the exclusive domain of immigrants (who arrived here late in their life) and those that worked cash in hand their whole life. Everyone else will have enough NI credits for merely existing given how the system is set up.
>It will be almost impossible for normal people to not get NI credits considering we give them to stay at home mums and those on benefits. Why should we have a generous benefit exclusively for people that dodged taxes or arrived in Britain in their 40s or later?
Corrr, complete financial collapse for the benefit of BAMES

fuck me there are a lot of srtupid cunts in pol, theyre so angry, they dont even know

>>512853645
>>512853643

Why are british LOLIs. So obsessed about sex? I e seen and received nudes from underage girls who claimed to be british. Had to delete very fast. Why cant they just play with their dolls and pretend to be princesses or politicians. Or maybe even tank commanders.

>>512852482
She was just on another plane of existence. One day the cruel retail world will catch up with her.
See you space cowboy

>>512850193 (OP)
After a few beers I'd hit it

>>512853663
Have you read this>>512852095

>>512853645
Wouldn't know, they're all filtered.

>>512850193 (OP)
>HONK
AUSTRALIA WINS AGAIN
>jews mad

First person to reply to this post decides what the new britpol bait thread will be.
if you give an image i'll use it, if you don't give an image, the first person to post an image in reply i'll use it

where can i read the anarchist's cookbook without getting arrested for terrorism offenses?

>>512853574
It honestly makes my head hurt trying to work them out.

>>512853830
You look bame so nobody gonna arrest you lad

>>512852559
Don't talk about them, all the doors are shut but they might still notice

>>512853848
>>512853869
>>512853874
yeh but whats the thread topic ffs

>>512852679
Child-like mentality. Their brains have never developed past the fairytale believing stage. It's a form of mental retardation. People like this in the past were scorned, beaten and ousted from their collectives.

>>512853907
Figure it out knobed

are sosij rolls meant to be eaten at room temp?

>>512852757
The butcher knows where his bread is buttered. He looks after BigLads™

>>512853960
you do it cant be arsed

>>512853779
would slap

>>512853896
you shoulda gone 2 specsavers

>>512853994
I am on a break soz

fucks sake im just gonna say jews are good or something

>>512854041
bastid bollocks

>>512853874
>carbs
>carbs
>carbs

jesus wept.

>>512853993
He's a good but regular sized lad. If I were him I'd be fookin MASSIVE.

>>512854096
le primarily vegetarian faec

>>512850474
You haven't lived until you've had a mcgriddle with a round egg.
Try it, two pancakes with maple syrup in the battle and turn it into a Sammy.

>>512853907
bot/pol the place where conversation comes to die

>>512854169
how long before josh is on a show like this telling people who call him out on having tits that he's "done them"

>>512853215
too bad you are such a pussy

>>512854237
fuckin seems like it, fuck it

>>512853830
>where can i read the anarchist's cookbook
In your bedroom. Just don't tell anyone and they'll never know.

>>512853761
No but we've known about that for a while now. The funniest "students" are the ones who claim asylum basically upon arrival or if they're about to be given the boot. There are so many little ratlines for them to stay long term.

bloody well hot today. me sweat is falling down my neck into my arse crack

>>512850765
we start wearing trainers indoors

dunno if it'll do good, very low effort, bump it to astroturf it to the top and subvert pol with british influence
>>512854325

>>512854270
I don't even think about namebames at all

>>512853521
I like brown boobies

>>512854211
Fuck off. Hate Americans and Americans.

>>512854132
You're the BigLad™
I bet he has many BigLad™ customers.
He should market a BigLad Bag™ for BigLads™ filled with a variety of BigLad™ approved goods.

>>512854286
can u buy it on amazon? asking for a fren

>>512854365
It's not even that hot lad. Even the conservatory is only 27C.

>>512854433
Yeah, Google it

https://xcancel.com/AmeliaERWood/status/1955173488878068037#m
>By far and away the main reason the UK relies on hotels more than other European countries is because it actually tries to fulfil its legal duty to house all asylum seekers.
>E.g. see France's shortfall in accommodation. Their solution is to let many go homeless instead
You can simply...not do things.
>Which is why you can find lots of articles about homeless french asylum seekers which you don't tend to see in Britain.
>According to this report, fully half of all users of homeless shelters in Italy and France are asylum seekers.
I imagine that that fact is a contributing factor to them wanting to move on and for them specifically wanting to move to Britain.
>I actually think it speaks very well of Britain that we are willing to go to enormous expense to fulfil our duties to asylum seekers (refugees, sadly, are another story).
stupid foid moment (wb)

>>512854419
grim

>>512853874
they must have worms in order to put all that away

>>512852080
2 lidl cheap rustler knockoff rib sarnies.
>>512854211
I decided on something else. 2 trips to the supermarket as I realised I forgot my key, and now I'm knackered and hungry.
Inb4 how fat are ye? I'm not, 1 side of my body is fucked due to MS, and I get fatigued (not BAME related).

>>512854455
it's muggy as fuck

>>512854508
She's a big lad

Look at all these poor, vulnerable little bairns, fleeing persecution and war.

This was the French coast this morning.

>>512854539
so are her parasites

>>512854577
few ieds could be a laugh

>>512854577
Pirates of Penzance

>>512854577
Gosh, that image really makes you want to open your arms and embrace them all. Truly heartwarming.

>>512854539
If Frenmaker 9000 is here we could do with a big lass Apu

>>512854432
It's mostly oldiewonks unfortunately which means once they're all dead they will probably start to struggle. The biggest lad I've seen in there is an old granny on a mobility scooter who pops round once a week and drops off a basket full of chocolates at a couple of shops, the butchers being one of them.
Definitely got some good lads & ladettes around here.

>>512853521
corr for me it's Rebecca Sarker

>>512854525
55% humidity here, not that bad at all.

>>512854577
Deliveroo prices just dropped by another 50p

>>512854638
>>512854639
>>512854668
It gets worse, the government aren't vetting them simply allowing them in but people are already trying to dig up anything they can on that image alone and this was one of the first results.

>>512853987
What a stupid dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4XOZPGg_os
Why in fuck the entire left has tied themselves to these fucking crazy, and why handmaiden women constantly reinforce these schizo BPD nutters is fucking beyond me.

>>512854763
The vetting discourse is a meme and clearly a limited hangout

>>512854577
>French coast
Oh yeah, diversity is their strength anon
This will make France stronger and have better food and whatnot
Culture enrichment

>>512854577
I been noooticing, recently there's been a lot of manufactured photos and videos coming out of France.
That one where the French Gendarmerie was chasing the man and a child telling them to get back from the coast IN ENGLISH while a film crew filmed it? Not weird at all or set up at all.

>>512854658
very accurate

>>512854709
alright well theres fucking particles in the air, too much nitrogen

>>512854702
>you will never smash her backdoor in while she yells BLOODY HARDER YOU BLOODY BASTERD BENCHOD
ngl kind of want to know what its like

>>512854842
im psychic you know, i can remote view up your bum

the yanks are running regime change ops in england and you're talking about trannies

>>512854702
Lads... I... I must provide my goverment ID to wank over old asian birds...

>>512854837
A fellow NOOTICER
Just be careful the NOOTICING doesn't turn into SPECOOLATING because that's illegal init.

>>512853874
it's eating from 6:30 to 22:30 every other hour, people like this disgust me

>>512854909
oh no, dont change the regime, anyway, had beans on toast for brekkies, shat meslef last night

>>512854784
>Stupid dance
Indeed

>>512853215
>i went to a russell group and have an msc
and yet you can't seem to earn more than 27k?
lmfao

>>512854964
Goyim should only eat their approved daily rations of insect protein every day.

>>512854837
To reinforce that they have no rights in Europe*
*European Union

>>512854964
should have saved it for BAMES

>>512852575
Yes

New

>>512855092
>>512855092
>>512855092

>>512855088
Cor. Imagine a battalion of these raining fire down on Liverpool.

>>512854428
>Fuck off. Hate Americans and Americans.
Based.

>>512854488
>grim
Why?

>>512854672
>If Frenmaker 9000 is here we could do with a big lass Apu
I'm here. I have been thinking about making a big lass Apu but not got around to it. Think I will do one.

>>512854702
Christ.
That's the sort of thing you see roaming the parks on foggy Autumn nights at 2am cruising for a quick one over the park bench with any wayward young man taking in the silence.

>>512855430
Nice one, fren

>>512854893
>>512854702
>>512853521
Seema Jaswal mogs these two

>>512853147

All the people your crying about believe that 2 dots change what the law is and give them a protected licence to be hostile, destructive and generally take the piss.

Seeing as you also subscribe to this retardation maybe you can explain it?

>>512853663
This is why I literally don't give a single fuck about my NI record.
Keep getting emails about filling it in or making a payment, like actually fuck off.

>>512853874
>what i eat in a day

>>512850841
>>512850193 (OP)
the chubberwocky
'twas chip-n'gravy in the greasy spoon,
the tea was steamin' hot and thick,
all pearly-king the pram-wheel moon,
and vera's tights went click.
"beware the chubberwock, me son!
the chins that flap, the cardies fusty!
beware the jam-jam bird, and shun
the waistcoat damp and musty!"
he took his tesco bag in hand,
long time the cabbage-watcher he,
so rested he by the biscuit stand
and hummed a tune off-key.
and as in puffish thought he stood,
the chubberwock, with bun-cream breath,
came lurchin' through the high-street wood
and giggled much to death!
one two! one two! and through and through
her handbag whacked with "'ere now, pet!"
he left her scone'd, and with her shoe
went waltzin' to the set.
"and hast thou biffed the chubberwock?
come to me arms, me saucy lad!
o day of joy! call down the clock!
we'll tell yer auntie glad!"
'twas chip-n'gravy in the greasy spoon,
the tea was steamin' hot and thick,
all pearly-king the pram-wheel moon,
and vera's tights went click.

>>512850934
>hit the ground running when they take back power
with jews in the shadows running their platform (same motherfuckers running the RINOs now), and a sand nigger socialist mayor and a gel-haired faggot from california.
yeah, there's almost nothing left to rule.
nothing will stop people from blaming the god damned jews this time.
mark these words

Nick is absolutely cooking, worth watching the whole show but the rant at 2hr10m is fucking epic
https://cozy.tv/nick/replays/2025-08-12_1

>>512860016

Tht's a nice poem, abdul.

You deserve a nice apartment in London

>>512855466
>That's the sort of thing you see roaming the parks on foggy Autumn nights at 2am cruising for a quick one over the park bench with any wayward young man taking in the silence.

> things that never happen outside of incel fever dreams