Thread 512860616

These fucking things are dangerous wtf i have 3 broken fingers thought i could just punt the lil fucking cunt but hes slippery n couldnt get my hands on him

>>512860616 (OP)
>3 broken fingers
how
he didn't do that

>>512860616 (OP)
dont try to rape them next time, renjeed

Leave our animals alone sunjeetsheetstan.

>>512860616 (OP)
>ass whipped by a goose
bro

>>512860796
this fucking guy i was at the stream by myself enjoying the scene and this guy idk what i did to piss him off but started comin at me, i tried to punt him away a couple times but he started to come at me fiercer i didnt have any food or anything idk wtf i did and i tried to grab him and me managed to bite 3 of my fingers and in the commotion he did a lil fly thingy while i tried to pull away and now my fingers are broken i fucking hate these cunts he kept comin at me until i was able to swat him with my bag fuck i fucking hate these fucking trash bags idk what i did

You must have very weak fingers. Also don't harm Waterfowl they are messengers from God. You incur the wrath of Kugu Jumo. >>512860304

>>512861025
a goose bit three of your fingers and you broke them trying to yank your hand away?

>>512860616 (OP)
The trick is to just hide from them

>>512861082
someone fed him meth or something man

>>512861140
Geeked goose on da loose

>>512861140
She was nesting.

>>512861025
All you have to do is grab them by the head or neck and slam them on the ground, it's insanely easy if you just do it

>>512860616 (OP)
If a duck broke 3 of your fingers you should reconsider your entire life.
You're probably just a subhuman Jeet with a vegetable only diet since childhood

>>512860616 (OP)
canada goose yeeting the jeet

>>512860616 (OP)
>>512861025
Hahaha haha

>Canadian gets btfo by canadian goose.

Are you a poo, and were you trying to shit? That would make this even better.

>>512860616 (OP)
Yea, they twitch alot when you insert a finger.. yet alone three.. which is why you don't stick your fingers in machinery.

>>512861140
I would break your entire arm with a handshake and my only exercise is jerking it, Pajoot. Start eating meat stop eating cow poop.

>>512861037
to be honest though mate our canadian geese aren't total cunts like the geese in canada
way more timid, they hang out with swans

canadian canadian geese are renowned for being vicious bastards who start most of the fights themselves

>>512861501
>modern men are afraid of a goose
And this is why a revolution will never happen again.

>>512861670
The niggers of birds really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPnAEfJepyA

>>512861501
hahaha it got in the car with her, the horror

If you don’t bother them they don’t bother you. You are leaving something out of the story OP and deserved your fate

>>512861501
that some looney tunes shit

>>512861670
I have also noticed this. Yet I have been bitten by a Canada Goose trying to feed it by hand. Not even a scratch.

>>512860616 (OP)
Stop trying to rape the goose, Visajeet

>>512861848
I was 9-10 perhaps.

lol when I lived on my old man's farm I used to get close to them because I thought the way they hissed at me and saddled away was funny. Miss those fuckers. I bet they still come back to that same pond every year.

>>512861501
I love them! lol

Wad two at me old job, they used that place to set up a nest every year, they chased everyone except for me. I get along with them well, everywhere I go they chase others but not me.

My beautiful Airforce/Infantry! lol

They outlived a ccp invasion and fought back, they will outlive the indian vermin too.

>>512861025
This is normal behaviour from Canadian geece. I've been charged by them multiple times.

>>512861289
t. man who has never tried doing any of what he says

they don't just stand there patiently waiting for you to grab them by the neck retard

>>512860616 (OP)
those fuckers would get eaten so fast here lol. maybe not here but the second they crossed into Malaysia

>>512862189
The ones up near me are so tame, I can herd them.

>>512860616 (OP)
Leave the Geese alone you rotten brown bastard.

>>512860616 (OP)
>he thought he was apex predator

>>512860616 (OP)
>wtf i have 3 broken fingers
Post pics of your hand with timestamp.

>>512860616 (OP)
Yes, everything is dangerous if you're a moron.
Fortunately for you you are not alone as such.

>>512860616 (OP)
Even NJ lets you bag 15 a day in September when most animals is like 1-2/day or season

>>512862504
It's literally impossible for a goose to break 3 of your fingers unless you're a child or a Jeet

>>512862324
As a Child I used to catch American Black Crayfish in the rivers and Velvet Shore Crabs in Rockpools. These Zoomers are weak as piss.

>>512862701
By hand mind you.

>>512861025
dont lie jeet
you tried to rape the thing didnt you?

>>512860796
like he said, they hit you with their wings which are very powerful, almost like a dull sword hitting you. but most injuries are from falling while running away from them
most likely he was near its babies but just didn't realise it.
they are all over the place next to the river in calgary, the babies all sleep in a big pile right in the middle of the path with the mother watching over.

>>512860616 (OP)
You don't kick with your hands, Retard

>>512861087
Why are your eyebrows blood elf eyebrows?

>>512860616 (OP)
Glad our geese are fat and docile cuddle ducks.
Bit of hissing and giving you the eye is all they do.

>>512860616 (OP)
why are you participating in nigger behavior? either befriend the goose or let him have his territory.

Fuck aboot find oot

>>512861501
females too stupid to walk to the other side of the parking lot instead of where the goose is. imagine my shock. and she plays the victim.

>>512863760
Tame Domesticated Greylags. The irony is that Greylags have more serrated bills yet don't bite unless provoked to it.

>>512863877
I can attest.. goose got cancelled for sexual harassment.

>>512861501
that nigga was gonna hit the goose with his car lmao

>>512864212
I'm amazed at how quickly the simp arrives.. almost like he has a deal with the goose.

>>512862200
No it takes strength, agility, and will. A few things Indians lack, among others. We’re talking about a 20 pound animal

>>512860616 (OP)
>>512861025
stop trying to rape the wildlife jeets

>>512860616 (OP)
You could simply grab them by the neck and fling them around like a shitsock

Every once in awhile some retard kills one or two of them here around University of Waterloo. OP was near it's babies and also has a bad aura all the coyotes, groundhogs, rabbits, deer, geese, etc. come up to me with no fear or antagonism like I'm some disney princess and I often can even go so far as to pet them and they end up eating a lot of tomatoes out of my garden.

>>512861501
OH SHIT IT'S A GOOSE, GET IN THE CAR

wrong pic because my web bowser fucked up

>>512864078
>that webm
bruh sauce?

>>512860616 (OP)
That is a very agitated duck.

>>512864750
kek

I don't believe in the bullshit that these retarded Canadian birds are protected by bullshit government laws, I run em over if they're in the road

>>512860616 (OP)
Just throw a rock at it. It’s what I do. I’ve beaned them in the head with two or three pebbles in a row before they got the message

And so our hero learned a valuable life lesson about sticking three fingers into the goose.

>>512860616 (OP)
They're just assholes. We used to purposefully tease them when we were little. Try galettingnchased by an ostrich that got lose at a research field in the middle of nowhere

>>512864931
If you don't at least eat them thereafter you're a giga nigger.

>>512864823
Swedish movie called 'Kopps'.

>>512864823
>>512865167
Another great swedish flick called 'Jalla, Jalla!'
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0269389/

>>512861025
>idk what i did
Prolly had some goslings about. They get pretty aggro when they are in protection mode.

>>512863494
A Goose can actually break your neck by flying at you and clipping you with its wing. They are surprisingly powerful animals and people who think they're weak are retards. Go tango with one and see what happens

>>512860616 (OP)
Shut up jeet, no one cares. Go back to india, faggot.

My mom's hoa fined her neighbor for shooting Canadian geese lol. There are so many of them though and they shit on everything.

>>512865145
an ostrich? lame

>>512861025
TODAY A SEAGULL WAS ATTACKING ME FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER FOR 3 MINUTES OR SO STRAIGHT SWIRLING ABOVE MY HEAD BOMB DIVING ME EVERY FEW SECONDS FOR NO REASON I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE FOOD OR ANYTHING. THOUGH HE ALWAYS ATTACKED TOO HIGH UP TO HIT ME. IF HE IS GONNA TRY AND KILL ME AT LEAST BE A MAN ABOUT IT BUT NO THIS SEAGULL BITCH WAS SCARED TO FOLLOW THROUGH

>>512860616 (OP)
Go back to India you weak pajeet
Even the geese here have grip strength that mogs you fagjeets

>>512865695
>There are so many of them though and they shit on everything.
That's because they're Canadian.

>>512865720
>>512865145

I have a fucking God's fear of ostriches and emu. Emu are also such aggressive assholes and make ungodly sounds.

>>512860616 (OP)
i fuckin hate these things with a ;passion. They are all over the place here shitting all over the place. I always want to chop their heads off with scissors. I hate animals with long necks they are fuckin disgusting.