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Anonymous (ID: pWDLZCXE) No.512863479 >>512863744 >>512863902 >>512863924 >>512863992 >>512864104 >>512864105 >>512864226 >>512864458 >>512865140
Cross VS Crescent
If Jesus and Muhammad were enslaved and thrown into the arena to fight like gladiators - who would win?
Anonymous (ID: fi/7MF2H) No.512863744 >>512864229
>>512863479 (OP)
Yaweh.
Both bow to him.
Anonymous (ID: dukLMNjk) Finland No.512863902
>>512863479 (OP)
jebus had magic powers and controlled the power of necromancy
Anonymous (ID: ympKP/Fp) United States No.512863924
>>512863479 (OP)
I would
Anonymous (ID: cTjsfzjW) United States No.512863992
>>512863479 (OP)
Jesus would turn muhammed into wine and serve him in church.
Anonymous (ID: 3L5Ro8we) Canada No.512863994
Jesus wouldn't fight. He would just pray while getting butchered, probably.
Anonymous (ID: zi4bEERK) United States No.512864104
>>512863479 (OP)
Jesus would allow Muhammad to win because Jesus can just resurrect in three days
Anonymous (ID: JffNcgZV) United States No.512864105
>>512863479 (OP)
JEsus was tall for his day and overtly muscular, look into the Shroud of Turin calculations on his weight and height. Muhammad was like 5'1" and small framed. Plus he was a stinking pedophile. lol. of course Jesus would murder the fuck out of him and Islam and his demonic ass teachings.
Anonymous (ID: +eRIdKmK) Germany No.512864226
>>512863479 (OP)
hey scotty
jesus man
Anonymous (ID: zi4bEERK) United States No.512864229 >>512864618 >>512865429
>>512863744
Jesus defeated Yahweh on the cross and in the End Times Jesus will throw Yahweh into the Outer Darrkness
SS (ID: OfvfkNlw) United States No.512864253
Jesus wasn't made to die in a gladiator fight so he would immediately heal his wounds or continue to live with his head cut off or something. Who ever was in charge of writing would come up with Mohammed losing, either by suicide or throwing his weapons down and bowing to Jesus
Anonymous (ID: xpg35N+M) United States No.512864458
>>512863479 (OP)
Jesus would cast out the demons in mohammad and everyone would clap
Anonymous (ID: 7UKZvnGj) United States No.512864618 >>512864824
>>512864229
>Jesus defeated Yahweh on the cross and in the End Times Jesus will throw Yahweh into the Outer Darrkness
American education.
Anonymous (ID: leBVBhnj) United States No.512864668
demon thread
they were related
Anonymous (ID: zi4bEERK) United States No.512864824
>>512864618
No the Holy Spirit's education
https://youtu.be/MrqnxW5V7rg
Anonymous (ID: vSwuo9+J) United States No.512865140
>>512863479 (OP)
Jesus is mentioned more often in the Quran than Mohammed.
In Islam, Jesus is a prophet of Allah. His immaculate conception is recognized and hes referred to as The Messiah.
So Christian Jesus is basically the same as Muslim Jesus.
So Jesus would kick Mohammed's ass.
Anonymous (ID: AipzVh0o) No.512865429
>>512864229
You are such a fucking faggot lol