Thread 512875920

Who cares

>>512876077
The Somalilanders, presumably.

>>512875920 (OP)
The terrorist ngubus of Al Shabaab are now US allies because of Syria so I would expect the mutts to allow a total terrorist takeover

>>512876275
>we have always been allied with al shishkebab

>>512875920 (OP)
>be me
>go to Kenya as tourist
>meet locals on the beach
>"come with us visit our souvenir shop"
>uhh can I trust you guys?
>"it's okay, we're not Somalians"
I got some souvenirs and things went better than expected

>>512876685
wholesome story.

>>512876275
>>512876476
b-but aren't they Al Quesadilla?

>>512875920 (OP)
Can't believe Ethiopia is cucked out of the ocean like that. You'd think they'd just Israel the shit out of those Somalians

>>512876685
How was Kenya?

>>512877182
Not since they declared a Fajita on the West.

>>512877185
They used to control Eritrea as well.

>>512877185
ethiopia is barely hanging by a thread as a nation, cant imagine they can do excursions

>>512877230
scorching hot
if you're pasty white like I am
not even a sun umbrella will help you
I got sunburn on day 1
protip: wear BLACK t-shirts and a BLACK baseball cap
black absorbs sun rays, white and light will just let it through and you will come out looking like a lobster anyway
we went out to town from the resort and it was all good
prostitutes everywhere, but I was afraid of HIV so nope
people are friendly and all speak English
they are poor and will appreciate your business

>>512876275
>terrorist
That word doesn't really mean anything

>>512877593
Cool negro you have there, why did you decide to go to Kenya of all places?

>>512877593
didn't wear sunscreen?!?!
anyway, based.

if you're going to go to Africa, I'd probably ask my doctor for PrEP desu... even if you don't plan on having sex. rape, random exposure to blood on open woulds or god only knows what crazy shit can happen to you, best not have HIV on the list.

>>512877910
>didn't wear sunscreen?!?!
I did but it washed off after I went swimming
mistakes were made, okay?

>>512877892
>why did you decide to go to Kenya of all places?
my ex wanted to
it's always the women

>>512877593
That is wholesome.

I personally wouldn't go to Africa myself because apparently lot of that continent is dangerous to travel to as a White man (and I am not meaning what comes from /pol/'s shitposts or talking points).

>>512877981
well glad it worked out.

>>512878054
resorts and tourist areas are safe
the local governments don't want to lose tourist revenue so they keep it safe
just don't go backpacking in the rural areas like some libtard woman and you'll be fine

>>512878040
I only been outside of the United States to Hong Kong, Macau, and Taipei. I was always accompanied by my fiancée who lives in Hong Kong (and she translated the few things that weren't in English there, as well as guide me around).

Did your ex come from Kenya, or was she local to you, and why did she decide to do that?

>>512876077
OP, he is from somalia

>>512878244
i think the national language in kenya is english

>>512878244
>Did your ex come from Kenya
I wish
Kenyan women are great
nice tits
slim in the waist
then BAM, DAT ASS
>or was she local to you
local to me
>and why did she decide to do that?
exocit location social media pics to mog other women with
many such cases

>>512878635
their native language swahili
but English is the international language they speak
you probably know some swahili if you ever watched the Lion King, btw

>>512875920 (OP)
if they let him build a hotel and military base, then yeah probably

>>512878979
do eastern europeans go to east africa for vaction a lot? thought it was istanbul, egypt, dubai thailand and goa india usually

>>512879695
it's mostly Egypt and Turkey
but some African destinations like Kenya are relatively cheap too
getting there is a bitch though
18 hour journey
two flights and a 3-hour bus drive
arrived tired as fuck, you can write the first day off
that's why most people just choose Turkey or Egypt which are 3-4 hours flight away

>>512879913
yeah that makes sense

>>512875920 (OP)
>Somaliland is so good you moved to the USA