Thread 512882593

What if we just use AI to talk to roasties, and let us know when it successfully set up a date?

What if you just went outside and talked to women?

>>512882814
What if you just kys?

>>512882593 (OP)
It’s not good enough for that yet but I’m sure if you’re autistic it’s better than nothing

>>512882593 (OP)
Unironically this would be a good idea. It tells them every lie they want to hear and then WE show up, and it takes her a minute to figure out how it could have happened. But she won't be ablw to comprehend that the legion of mid 20-30s average guys are NOT in fact multimillionaire CEOs whose solid gold rocket cars are currently in the shop

>>512882814
What are you crazy?

>>512882593 (OP)
I'm glad the booba was left in place but tiddyfucking would be very awkward if you keep poking the eye

>>512883043
You just fuck the airhole/windpipe opening

>>512882593 (OP)
actually making hundreds of chad-AI accounts to make all the roasties in town meet in the same place at the same time would be funny, it would be even better if I owned a bussiness like cafe to invite them there, tell chad AI to tell roasties that he's going to be late and they should order the most expensive cake and he will pay for it when he arrives (which would never happen)

>>512883322
>>512882964

The point is to damage the dating sites and roasties btw
Not to actually find love in that dumpster

>>512883603
yeah, but you can also achieve financial gain while doing it

>>512883322
That's a good way to increase foot traffic. Then i get to be the bartender, and offer them cocaine and assorted bad life advice

>>512883827
By making roastie eye jello and selling the gelatin to farmers markets?

>>512882593 (OP)
>not leaving the pussy/womb in-tact to turn her into a breeding bag
>not inducing lactation and using her as a hu-cow
3/10

>>512882593 (OP)
You need to talk to her so you know if you like her dumbass

>>512882593 (OP)
>Ask female out
>Get rejected
>Wait 6 months
>Use AI to put her face on OP's picture
>Print it
>Throw it in her mailbox
>Repeat

>>512882814
The /pol/ believes that the police comes and drags him to the Salvadorian death camps when he talks to a real woman.

>>512882814
Why would I ever do that.

>>512886571
Just take the woman out of the equation and start rounding up 4chud users, send them all to Rikers Island

>>512882593 (OP)
If you have average looks I don't think even Chat gpt with the latest pro version can win with a roastie.

>>512882593 (OP)
based, i forgot what the artist name is but his art is really funny.

>>512882593 (OP)
South park did this bit years ago.