Thread 512883945

>Dragged to a party by female cousin(She has a great ass btw)
>Forced to stand 3 hrs in line to get in
>Have to socialize with her friends
>Get in refuse every drink offered to me
>autisticaly dance like a madman
>Some foids gets interested in me and decides to dance with me
>Female cousin sends them away for some reason
>drink shitload of wine when they finally take in the good stuff
>See some girls who drank themself into a comma getting carried away by Red cross and others vomiting
>Finally smile and feel like the whole day was worth it
>send an analisys of the happening to my other autistic friend with which i play warhammer with

>>512883945 (OP)
ok but what do you think about the candace vs nick beef

>>512883945 (OP)
>Female cousin sends them away for some reason
She told them you're autistic. If you actually went to a party alone, you would have the same experience and possibly get some pussy.

>>512883945 (OP)
this is so gay and stupid i almost believed you

>>512883945 (OP)
>See some girls who drank themself into a comma getting carried away by Red cross and others vomiting
>Finally smile and feel like the whole day was worth it
Lol

>>512883945 (OP)
>>Dragged to a party by female cousin(She has a great ass btw)
Don't leave us hanging, post it.

>>512883945 (OP)
Can we see a pic of your cousin

>>512883945 (OP)
I never went to a party

>>512883945 (OP)
Your cousin is a BITCH

>>512884445
>>512884429
Nah, she s close to me, paid for the ticket, housed me and gifted me 1000€ after i left from south itsly to go back to the north where Aristocracy lives.
>>512884575
Went some times with normals i went along with.
Nothing that good unless you go on a cruise ship party.
Thats great indeed

>>512883945 (OP)
Post event analysis plz

>>512884706
You can't tell us about her great ass and not show it, that's highly illegal.

Also, who the fuck waits in line to go to a party? Do you mean to say night club?

>>512883945 (OP)
>Female cousin sends them away for some reason
She wants your d

>>512883945 (OP)
>she has a great ass btw
Vomit in buckets

>>512884575
You're not missing anything. Humans are mostly annoying. Get what you need and get the fuck out.

>>512883945 (OP)
>Finally smile and feel like the whole day was worth it
It's more satisfying being the direct cause of their misfortune than wallowing in indirect schadenfreude.
You should've laced their wine with fent.

>>512885089
He's a "migrant". What do you expect?

>>512888398
He is likely 2 chromosomes short of being a whole human being. This is an inherited fetish

>>512888519
Real men like boobs and feet. Not a place where poop comes out of.

I don't like crowds of strangers, loud music or drunk people.

Drunks are the most obnoxious addicts.
People make fun of "dude weed lmaos" but I never get harassed by potheads. Only annoyed by alcoholics and cokeheads.