The Talmud is superior to the Bible, so I guess that does mean I'm converting away from Christianity to Judaism, because who wants to be a slave? Just hang paper and be a God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nhW780zUto&t=34
I'm a bad polyergus though, I'm going to tell the slaves what they are, and wreck your cozy little Jewish sodomite counterfeiting ring, even though I've been put on the take from that horn of plenty.
Jesus doesn't back down when you offer him a big sack of stolen gold coins that's so heavy you can't even pick it up.
