Thread 512885223

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/national-drought-group-meets-to-address-nationally-significant-water-shortfall
The government of the United Kingdom is now demanding citizens take shorter shower, delete old emails, and delete old family photos. The government says this will fix the droughts and fresh water shortages happening now

In COMPLETELY unrelated news, the BBC reported earlier this year that Prime Minister Keir Starmer was building a shit ton of AI data centers and they were estimated to cause water shortages. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce85wx9jjndo

>>512885223 (OP)
what the actual fuck

>>512885346
yeah dude Keir and Angie want their own silicon valley from here to Oxfordshire
maybe they should delete their own fucking e-mails
I mean like we all know that's not how it works at all, right?

wtf

>>512885223 (OP)
Brexit means Brexit

>>512885223 (OP)
Nanna's old family photo collection is a literal drop in the bucket compared to the vast fuckery needed to run blockchain/AI farms.

>>512885223 (OP)
why don't data centers recycle water like nuclear power plants do?

>>512885223 (OP)
>We're all in this together!
Guilt tripping Joe Taxpayer for emailing photos to Mom, while evil turbonerds drain lakes to build his replacements and farm shitcoins to help R&D CBDCs which will enslave us all. LMAO. Bootlicking "environmentalists" are such faggots.

>>512885223 (OP)
>>512885346
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>>512887019

This the board for lads that have pumped that Charli XCX?

>>512885887
Have you started deleting your old photos yet Nigel?

>>512885223 (OP)
I fucking love watching how they literally torture euros until they explode from anger. They know euro faggots will never do anything until its too late

>>512885223 (OP)
>infrastructure to support AI program #92397834892: OK
>charging electric shitboxes: OK
>your 5GB mailbox: DELETE IT

>>512885223 (OP)
First one is correct
Second one is fucking joke
Don't fucking do it you removing it from the fucking waste circulation which in turn needs more water to be pumped up from the land
Brow grass won't fucking grow back it literally means it fucking died.
lol.
lmao.
Google won't fucking build their fucking data centers for emails in fucken britain it is literally about making scrubbing your emails easier.
Who the fuck believes this? Was this shit made by an AI?

>>512888873
>Was this shit made by an AI?
it probbaly was
lol

>>512885223 (OP)
>delete the evidence of your previous culture, goy!

How clownishly mismanaged does a fucking island need to be to run out of water? Do Britcuckistanis not know about desalination?

>>512888255
lol no
worst thing is some old people out there are gonna be like "oh well guess I better delete my photos" and theyre gonna delete them all from their computers and it's not going to affect anything
they make it sound like simply having photos is somehow using water

old people will fall for it, they have no idea

>>512885223 (OP)
Please, our ai screenings algorithm is not working fast enough reading through 30 years of old emails, please delete it

How will England cope when 3 million Englishmen are deported back to England from Scotland and Wales?

>>512885223 (OP)
>Water from the kitchen.
Really?
>Muh data centers.
Do people not build closed loop systems anymore or is everyone oblivious as to what is actually used.

>>512885223 (OP)
>he keeps a digital record of his life where gov can access it

>>512885223 (OP)
Many governments actively hate their lesser subjects and will never miss a chance to lower their quality of life, for no other reason than it is possible for them to do so.
I believe it makes them feel good knowing that no matter what’s going on in the world or their personal life, at least they’re better than the lower orders.

>>512885223 (OP)
Can a Bong explain why you guys don’t have a legitimate right wing party?

>>512885223 (OP)
Blow up the data centers.
>>512886107
هذا مضحك


Also why don’t they use a different coolant like ethanol

>>512890001
Reminder that a jeet is in charge of britain

>>512885223 (OP)
Deleting emails won’t save on water. That’s a stupid claim. It’s more kike lies to control you.

>>512890001
Nonsense. Anything is possible with Herr Stormer

>>512893832
>grown conventionally
How is it different from homegrown?
>>512885223 (OP)
OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO REMEMBER THINGS?!?

>>512886107
come on
that was funny

>>512885223 (OP)
The boomers believe this. Fucking idiots.

>>512885223 (OP)
you can't delete something from data center by just pressing "delete" button. It still remains