Thread 512886887

Europeans think Americans have no garden culture. It's just parking lots and dead trees.

https://files.catbox.moe/uzqddi.mp4

And yes, it's real.

https://www.gaertenderwelt.de/en/explore-the-world/international-artisan-gardens/los-angeles/

>>512886887 (OP)
Well? Are they wrong?

>>512886887 (OP)
I need a gf like this

>>512887258
we have yards, so gardens are something we enjoy at home
public parks are mostly grass, fitness trails, playground, dogparks, etc

>>512886887 (OP)
Who cares?

>>512886887 (OP)
aren't they all getting raped and killed by muslims?
why should I care what they think?

>>512886887 (OP)
Why would anyone in Europe give a fuck about the US? Concerning

>>512887258
yes, it's missing mobility scooters and nigger deterrent benches.

>>512886887 (OP)
who needs a garden when you have the great outdoors? get outside of the cities if you want to see beautiful nature.

>>512886887 (OP)
i wanna visit her garden, if you know what i mean (after marrying her, of course)

>>512887039
he must really fucking hate his time spent in los angeles but its so fucking hilariously spot on
the dead palm trees is what really sells it, there's fucking palms trees everywhere from the golden era but now most of them are dead

>>512886887 (OP)
Those palms are finished

>>512886887 (OP)
so german culture is to purposefully hate and make fun of the obvious winners and glorify the weakness of all the losers to make everyone feel superior in their own little ways?

>>512886887 (OP)
Eurotrash think television is real life, I don't care to change the mind of a retard today fren, let them live in ignorance like a good subject.

>>512886887 (OP)
>euros are so buttmad at American superiority that they made a fake parking lot

LOL what causes this? Why is the entire world so obsessed with America? Its like everything they do revolves around us and we couldn't give a single fuck what happens to them.

>>512886887 (OP)
>we built a giant parking lot as a mini america
Kek, you guys got owned.

>>512888253
Television is not real life, this is real life.

>>512886887 (OP)
do euros have a single day where they don't think about america

>>512888261
yeah it’s weird. Nobody here thinks about Europe at all

>>512887258
No, lol
>>512888148
That's just weeds, LMAO

>>512887258
I work at a university with literal teaching gardens but then again my county is the size of your cunt

>>512888063
>>512887830
Is the implication that South Africa is nicer than the Los Angeles metropolitan area? L.A. sucks but that feels like an exaggeration. Southern California has a lot nice places.

>>512886887 (OP)
We have no gardens?? Most Europeans don't have gardens because they live in a shoebox

>>512887258
They should include homeless mulattos high on opioids living in the parking lot.

>>512886887 (OP)
I cant see the fucking garden!

>>512887817
Euros struggle with two things:
When other people don't do things the way they do.
When other European descended people don't pay them any mind.

Americans do both.

Berlin is a hellhole full of junkies and feral cunts

>>512886887 (OP)
Who is this cute little Arab girl?

>>512887258
We have these things called trees on our continent, when grouped together they make forests which is a type of nature.

>>512888342
That nigscape still has more forest than your whole country lol

>>512888261
What are you talking about you retard? Does the entire world also revolve around Morocco?

>>512886887 (OP)
she's cute :)

>>512888253
Real life is that both Europe and the US have been turned into browned, judaized shitholes by our own populations (yes, being apathetic towards Jewish bullshit for 40 years IS our fault) and we are both still doing nothing about it.

>>512888764
And Woodpeckers, have you ever seen one? I've heard they crave holes in trees.

>>512886887 (OP)
>Not going for the crackhome garden, with overgrown grass, a couple of broken down trucks, and a ton of garbage

>>512888261
It's because American culture is actually very strong and dominant.

It's so common that we forget it's American. Let me explain

Every decade after world war II, america created a new genre of music, and then globally exported it.

Same thing with Hollywood. And our tv shows.
New genres that sweep the world, and inspire copycats.

Our video games and technology (ie. Youtube, the internet itself) also dominate the world, with our closest rival being Japan.

We quite literally set the standard for everything.

Europe's culture is well... in museums. They aren't a cultural exporter. They are a forgotten midwest town where everyone has trade jobs.

Japan is similar in size to the EU, and yet MOGS europeans in NEW music, NEW tv shows, NEW movies, NEW video games, NEW subcultures, etc.

Europeans are impotent and spiteful about it haha

>>512888342
>this is real life
Not my life, not even my state, region, or climate zone retard.

>>512888782
My country is a forest, you uneducated queer.

>>512886887 (OP)
PARCO SEMPIONE
VERDE MARRONE
DENTRO LA MIA CITTA'
I've never even considered "american garden culture" in my life desu

>>512889089
My state has more forest then the size of your country.

>>512888385
Anon linked to the last one in the list. It was last for a reason lmfao. Pic related is the first one on the list. https://www.gardendesign.com/pictures/national-public-gardens_322/#4939

>>512888932
facts bro they are real. They peck wood and absolutely cannot get enough of holes in trees

>>512886887 (OP)
BASED GUESS IT MAKES YOU SEETHE HUH FAGGOT ASS AMERIKEKS I FUCK YOUR NIGGER WHOREES FUCK YOU

>>512886887 (OP)
HAHA

>>512887258
No, america as a continent has the most beautiful and diverse nature out there. From the icy plains of Alaska, to the deserts in Arizona to the tropical ecosystem in Florida and a shit ton of woods in the midwest, it has everything a nature lover could want. Shame about the people though.

>>512889298
>The Levy Parterre is the most formal design of any garden on site, rooted in the medieval knot gardens of 17th-century France
>https://atlantabg.org/map-location/levy-parterre/
Ahh yes, quintessentially American!

LMFAO

>>512889643
>>512888764
>>512888782
>gardens
>muh nature and forests

lmao you guys are coping sooo fucking hard hahahahahaha

>>512886887 (OP)
Our garden is a landmass we can fit 35 Spains inside of, excluding Alaska

>>512887258
This is obviously a troll post, but I'll respond anyways.

Yes, America has hundreds of well-designed and diverse arboretums and botanical gardens, in literally every medium to large city. Also most nice neighborhoods have an abundance of well maintained public parks with manicured shrubbery, floral beds and planned forests. The average middle class home also maintains both decorative and culinary gardens, it's very common in our culture to grow at least your own herbs and tomatoes, if not some select fruits or vegetables each year.

>>512889031
Are you forgetting your military hegemony comes from kidnapping German scientists less than a century ago? Your only worthy culture is the one that is a continuation of European traditions, all the mutted garbage you've produced on your own, like Hollywood, Faceberg, rap "music", etc. only serves to pollute the minds of people all over the world. Nothing to be proud of if you ask me.

>>512889643
My wife had the recent misfortune of having to connect via Schiphol airport to Copenhagen. She said the airport is not even air-conditioned and only has a couple restrooms for thousands of people. Its a shame the Netherlands are Third World.

>>512890013
>Country of Europeans that pioneered new lands utilizies European designs
>Totally fake
What do you want from us, Kraut? Are you expecting us to exclusively use Injun garden designs or something? What a clown.

>>512890045
seriously! at least give us proper representation of the rest of the country!

>>512890461
I'm from the Midwest, so I've never seen a town that looks like that. Sounds like a left coast problem.

>>512890013
"a website listing gardens and parks in Germany mentions 133 gardens and parks"

"There are 63 National Parks, over 6,600 State Parks, and numerous local and community gardens and parks. Additionally, the U.S. Botanic Garden highlights a diverse array of over 600 public gardens across the country, according to the U.S. Botanic Garden."

>>512889643
Yeah, North America truly is God's country.

>>512887258
America has the most enviable parks in the world. Germans are just being salty. You Euros sure seem to love dying in our parks, by the way.

>>512886887 (OP)
She didn't say white Americans, so she meant Americans that have culture, that is a black ass culture garden or Hispanic shit culture garden. Not even my garden

>>512890786
I would love to jerk off here

When I went to White Sands NP a few years ago it was closed down because a German family decided to get lost and die there.

>gardens
>muh national parks

They're still doing it lmao. And one German park is worth 6 million mutt parks, canonically.

>>512891212
>When I went to White Sands NP a few years ago it was closed down because a German family decided to get lost and die there.

They closed the WHOLE THING?!?

>>512891212
Lmao I ran into 2 separate german families in remote socal campgrounds this summer. They’re always the loudest ones there. No concept of wilderness camping and the customs we traditionally associate with it. Abnoxious tourist stereotypes in every way. Fuck modern German cucks. Absolute disgrace.

It's not U.S.A.'s fault that the 5G made the palm trees weak like that! Those flacid trees are a garden as any you Europeans.