Thread 512896972

I like to constantly watch gay porn because he's probably some uptight Christian nationalist or filthy rat Jew.

What are some tactics you use to mess with the head of your agent?

>>512896972 (OP)
>I like to constantly watch gay porn

>>512896972 (OP)
I mock your leader do something about it faggot!
Elbows up nigga!

African scientist

>>512897335
>>512897399
>>512897742
Why Amerikunts here?

>>512897879
You admitted watching gay porn OP

>>512896972 (OP)
Talk shit about their family

>>512898166
Ya but I close my eyes when its playing. Its just for the agent. I imagine his face being beat red while he is forced to watch it.

>>512896972 (OP)
I like to type nigger a lot so that when he goes to read the transcript off to his nigger CO, he had to say nigger a lot. I imagine that first he tries to say “n-word”, but then his nigger CO starts busting his balls, so he says “nigger”. But the then the nigger CO probably gives him shit for saying nigger too. So the guy is probably going insane, and has turned to alcohol to cope. He’ll probably end up killing himself, and that’s kind of funny.

>>512896972 (OP)
i like posting brokerage account position balances for fun

>>512896972 (OP)
It's okay anon, you don't have to be ashamed and try to justify your porn addiction through the mental gymnastics of throwing off the Fed's. They understand, traps aren't gay, and all the hours of phone camera footage of you with your dick in your hand will be archived accordingly.

>>512896972 (OP)
>I like to constantly watch gay porn because he's probably some uptight Christian nationalist or filthy rat Jew.
My handlers surely think I like pegging videos from cute athletic chicks. well jokes on them I got them fooled.

>>512898830
i also like doing fun hitlers that are near impossible to hate, like this one

>>512896972 (OP)
theres no fbi agent watching you

Aaron Carr Recovered the keys to the nuclear football under William Clinton.

He killed 2 guys with hand guns and it was not a fucking yellow pencil and no one said shit to him about it.

>>512897335
i wish that was me. I wish i could put things up my ass to piss people off but i can't.
>>512897366
like fuck dude how do fags do it?
>sucks dick
>LOOK AT ME THIS PISSES YOU OFF
how?!?

>I like to call the jewish glowniggers "low IQ", because they are
It's that simple
>Get good, low IQ pedophile jews of zion
HONK

>>512901335
Because they are two poor to afford tickets?

>>512897399
ahaha you're a nigger!

>>512896972 (OP)
I don't have any agent(s) tasked with watching me. I do have a team of elves that leave me chocolate-dipped cookies on my front doorstep every morning tho

>>512896972 (OP)
I like to randomly say I know you are listening once in a blue moon. You never know

You will remember his rabbits onyx and Red claw Rip and Tear.

I will still hate jews and socialism and I will still keep loliposting.

>>512901335
I know look at my flag fag.

>>512896972 (OP)
I am aware of them as they are of me. they think I'm not. they share the dog. Also usually have the wireless headphones.