Thread 512897649

as if official government accounts tweeting severe mental retardation 24/7 isn't bad enough, as if a military parade sponsored by coinbase wasn't an awful enough idea, the white house will now be the centrepiece of two fags kicking the shit out of each other in a fucking cage, beneath a crypto dot com banner. tickets on sale soon. america 2025 is bizarre.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4wyex9zd5o

NO FUN ALLOWED

>>512897649 (OP)
Its the Trump effect. The looney toons timeline. The clown world will get more clownish and surreal. Hopefully it accelerates to the point that anime becomes real. I voted for this

>>512897649 (OP)
your country is a dystopian shithole, it's worse than even more liberal shitholes

>>512897649 (OP)
it has been a full blown idiocracy for a while now
after all the movie of the same title was based on facts

>>512897649 (OP)
bread and circuses
they want to make everyone a retard

>>512897649 (OP)
Nothing new
Obama invited rappers to the white house, it's no worse than that

>>512897649 (OP)
I’m sorry you are such a prim and proper faggot, but being arrested for having a gardening tool is so beyond the pale you simply don’t get to criticize other countries.

>>512898038
Biden literally had a topless tranny with fake tits on the White House lawn

>>512898128
I had forgotten about this until I read your post

>>512897860
i'm not sure you even know what 'dystopian' means, given that i live in a country where albanians wash up on the beaches and get a free house, free healthcare and free income, and you live in a country where your own citizens are deported to el salvador megaprisons for having train or star tattoos, and denied the emergency relief funds they've paid taxes in to their entire life because they chose to boycott jews and purchase seville oranges instead of jaffa. dystopian is being denied basic government services if you refuse to worship jews. dystopian is paying $50,000 for an ambulance. dystopian is your army genuinely being sponsored by palantir. dystopian is that army rolling around the streets of your major cities in tanks and apc's snatching homeless people because your billionaire ex tv star of 'the apprentice' president doesn't want them near the house that he rents out to crypto sponsored cage fighters.

for everything that does happen here, there are 149 american cities in the top 200 cities worldwide by homicide rate* and london doesn't even make the list. there's a point at which having a license for a butterknife makes sense.

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_homicide_rate

i don't dislike americans as a people, but i am in awe of how low the government has sunk without any shame whatsoever.

(((WINNING)))

Trumpstein image rehab HOLLYBERG Agent is (((WINNING)))

Does America get credit for inventing MMA or Brazil? Anyway Lincoln used to watch baseball games at the White House.

>>512897649 (OP)
People who compare things to idiocracy have literally never seen the movie

>>512898054
>i was just carrying a japanese dagger around in a camo pattern sheath on my belt outside on the streets for gardening purposes and not because i'm a dangerous autist

the "trowel" in question was a knife and is sold as a gardening tool to bypass restrictions on knives that everyone but low iq brainlets abide by.

>>512897649 (OP)
Nigger, ever heard of Andrew Jackson? Dude literally through one of the biggest keg racers in front of the White House and had to be snuck back in the White House his first day to start his job as president.

>>512897649 (OP)
>the white house will now be the centrepiece of two fags kicking the shit out of each other in a fucking cage
I bet you were seething just as hard when Biden had topless trannies dancing around on the White House lawn with their silicone chesticles

YOU LOST TRANNY!
THERE ARE NO FILES!!
YOU ARE BROWN CODED!!!

>>512897649 (OP)
Considering Trump having CBS by the balls and his friendship with UFC president Dana White, it's likely he helped secure a better deal for the UFC -- 7.7 billion dollars over seven years.

>>512899779
MMA basically started as a way for Brazilian Ju Jitsu fighters to show they can beat any other style of fighting.

>>512899503
>seville oranges instead of jaffa
Please tell me you're exaggerating for dramatic effect.

>>512897649 (OP)
>junk food at the White House
>Trump selling ad space at the White House Annual Children's Easter Egg hunt
>Trump having mixed martial arts fights at the White House
>Trump selling ad space at the White House for mixed martial arts fights

And Trump looks down at regular Americans as "not classy"?
HOW??
How the fuck does he think he's "classy"?

he stripped all the dignity and gravitas from the office of the President of the United States of America.

fucking end times for a (formerly) amazing country

>>512899779
the USA had nothing to do with it
it was Brazilian ju-jitsu fighters, then the Japanese
America doesn't figure into it until later

>>512897649 (OP)
This isn't something to care about. It's like being mad JFK had a pool or that Nixon paved that pool and built a bowling alley inside the white house. It's not the problem.