Thread 512909270

Now that I'm getting older (30), I want to adopt an insecure NEET anon and cuddle them and keep them safe. I would occasionally give them vidya and other toys and take them to the movies, and we could spend most of our time watching anime and playing games while we snuggle. My only conditions are good hygiene, cute style (maybe grow your hair a little, wear pretty earrings and any clothes I buy for you), plapping a few times a week, and maybe cooking every now and then. Would you accept my offer?

>>512909270 (OP)
>draw girl
>draw a penis on her
>"it's a boy!"

>>512909388
problem?

>>512909270 (OP)
>OP's .jpg dream anime femboy
>The Reality

>>512909455
The problem is that they have a deep voice, no hips, small tits, and can't have children.

>>512909554
the reality:

i look like thar

>>512909455
the eyes are always a giveaway
it's why drunks fall for tranny optical illusions, they're too fucked to understand subtlety.

>>512909270 (OP)
Faggotry and sodomy are Ungerman. Go back to your Muslim shithole or fuck off to some Anglo country.

>>512909636
Fucking choked on my own puke a little thanks anon

>>512909270 (OP)
That's homosexuality.

>>512909455
Eww

>>512909388
FPBP
This is the only reason femboy/troon drawn porn is popular. Show gooners a real troon and they'll freak out.
>>512909455
YWNBAW, faggot

>>512909756
LMAO
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eulenburg_affair

>>512909608
>deep voice
Who wants to listen to women talk anyway?
>no hips
Like most Asian women and people use their prostitutes all the time.
>small tits
Tits are tits.
>Can't have children
A lot of people want sex without wanting kids. Otherwise there would be no market for porn.

>>512909270 (OP)
Get this degenerate trash off of my board, you ape-nigger.

I fuck trannies and prefer them to women
ama
clean as a coke bag

>>512909773
Silence of the Lambs was supposed to be a psychological horror film and a warning... not a recipe!
>>512909756
>>512909950
It gets worse because this happened in the 20th century
>The German Experiment That Placed Foster Children with Pedophiles
> Kentler believed pedophiles could make acceptable foster parents, and that any sexual contact would be relatively harmless if it were not forced.
They were trying to prevent the next generation of Nazis with this program. Not even Soviets were this retarded.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/07/26/the-german-experiment-that-placed-foster-children-with-pedophiles

>>512909270 (OP)
I swear 2/3 of you chuds on this shit-tier site are fags or fags with copes

>>512909957
You forgot
>has a cock
you faggot
>>512910112
When are you going to tell your parents that their son became a faggot?

Politics?

>>512909957
I'm unironically losing my tranny hate and increasing my hate for jews and chirstcucks.
used to be the other way around

>>512909950
>It has been described as "the biggest homosexual scandal ever."
And why was it a scandal? Because gay sex is extremely Ungerman. Why do you think so many people became Nazis in the 1920s & 1930s? It's because Germany was suddenly and severely subjected to a whole list of Ungerman abominations (such as LGBT) that the German People never consented to. Not even a Nazi myself, I just don't blame them.

>>512910207
Laugh in their face and remind them, I'm a zogbot who pays their rent and sustain them, then I'll bring a black tranny to buckbreak

I would kill for that but im bulit like a brick shithouse that only foids are attracted to

>>512909636
That's awesome, and not a child transition also.

>>512909270 (OP)
if your gonna post porn on /pol/ at least post non ai generated

>>512910207
oh shit sorry, they know, i literally brought one over, they seethed, they bitched, they cried, but I told them, I would beat a woman to death who isn'trelated to me by blood
(not muslim, just hate 'em)

>>512909388
>draw
it's ai

>>512909270 (OP)
Off topic KYS stupid cunt

>>512909636
The reality is losing 30 pounds makes anyone look better.

>>512909270 (OP)
You're gonna end up "plapping" pic related, faggot. Always remember boi pussy is just man ass

>>512910112
Where/how do you meet them? Any tips for taking them on dates?

>>512910164
>bad apples define culture
You wish, faggot jew. Kakistocracy is Ungerman.

Why is this on the /pol/ Catalog

>>512909455
Checked and if I were really hard up I’d take this for a spin, but I’d hate myself for it and take it out on him, probably violently. CBT, having trains run on him, caning, etc. Fortunately I married a woman and don’t have to worry about that anymore. But for younger guys than me with no hope of love, I can see the appeal.

>>512910350
some guys like that

>>512910274
My heart is big enough to hate all of them
>chirstcucks
Only kikes hate Christians. Denounce the Talmud, rabbi.

>>512910434
based, man ass is tighter than a femoids.
God smiles when a femoid brutally dies
>>512910447
take a single community college class for liberial arts, I was going for writing and because it was free for my zogbot ass. found a cute trans girl, took her to see movies and ice skating and genuinely had no issue with her, she don't bitch, she don't try to replace me, she knows I'm all she can get and I like it that way.
ice skating and movies work best, the one I'm currently with loves hiking and running which I hate but it's bearable with her
>Inb4 her
ye, I didn't even know she was a tranny till later, don't care
you can find them at anime stuff, video game stuff and also colleges, get the cute ones who are already on HRT for a while

>>512910614
>>chirstcucks
>Only kikes hate Christians. Denounce the Talmud, rabbi.
you are the same to me. the romans were right, they should've ended that cult ages ago. dead jew on a stick, I still carry a bible because it feels good being a hypocrite zogbot, I will pay for my sins one day, but not today

of course jannies don't remove tranny shit, pathetic faggots

>>512910394
>I hate women so much I fuck men instead
B... based???
>>512910484
Your government ran a federally-sponosred program to give foster boys to faggots for rape and molestation. They only stopped it in the 1990s when too much attention was getting brought to the program.
All of this was approved by Berlin.
GERMANS RAPE KIDS
>>512910729
>so much sneed
pic

>>512910541
I've just given up on being a faggot since literally nobody is into me being a giant
Its depressing as fuck

>>512909270 (OP)
American colleges are producing white trash women and your not using any of these women ?
Sorority sex trafficking is back !!!

>>512910736
This is trad though

>>512909608
>>512909957
>>512909875
What if they get clone?

>>512909455
No ass. No thighs. Not even organs.
>>512909756
You guys have more faggots than France lmao. Go eat shit or something.

Maybe if you were in Australia

>>512909270 (OP)
I'll make the same offer (I have an entire arcade in my upstairs and a nice 3bed 1 bath house) only I don't care if you're hygiene is bad. Only that you are feminine and wear cute clothes and are incredibly submissive.

>>512909270 (OP)
I hope you die of aids faggot

>>512910785
no feed?
I'd sooner die than cut my foreskin
sadly, I've yet to find a troon who can like the same shit I do
https://youtu.be/fZnfq6s1qeo?si=-mcHoKV4kgFN9iKu

>>512910879
were you trying to be a bottom or what? plenty of twink fags (me) like bigger guys

>>512911205
you can't anymore they got pills for that shit, plus, every faggot should rarely do anal, there needs to be rules for these homos enforced by other faggots

>>512911195
>and are incredibly submissive
How submissive?

>>512910641

I like cute fembos but i gotta say anon, that ice skating thing sounds kinda gay

>>512911180
Unless you count Turkey, Faglonesia is gayer than the whole rest of Europe combined.

>>512909270 (OP)
1pbtid
porn spam

>>512911368
it is, until you realize, you're only getting older and want to try everything you can, plus the one I got is adults only, it's comfy

>>512911289
Yeah i don't wanna bang a guy in the butt and most people arent into fucking a dude bigger than them in both ways

>>512911605
bullshit, tall trannies are kino to break into

>>512910641
>take a single community college class for liberial arts
Why not CS?

>>512911806
I didnt' go that route, I imagine there would be more
my place put a "male support English class" and I picked the tranniest of trans to manhandle
never went back to college after 3 classes
try it and let me know

>>512911605
oh, I see. you might have trouble there. some gays might not need any buttsex so you might be able to get away with that. personally I'm not interested in it.

>>512911605
A big manly man with a big cock that wants to be fucked?

Uh that sounds great anon, you need to find guys that are into men not femboys.

I need to know why i get off on the male features of a tranny, like "broad shoulders" le pp and the jawline and shit
it's like a feeling in my core that I need to break this fucker
I don't get this feeling with bio-holes

>>512909270 (OP)
Man ass in real life isn't like your anime imagination. It's hairy and unshapely and obviously smells like shit, especially if you fuck it. The shit is a hazard that can give you rashes and sepsis if you do not know what you are doing. Also faggots are notoriously diseased with at least one std or parasite. All around fucking rank. Get out of your imagination, it will bot ve like thay. But perhaps you need to learn that the hard way to come ba k aroubd to reality.
God I hate how much anime and animated porn has warped the thinking of folks. You have the same disorder trannies do, hust not their terminal version. You aren't even as bad as a fuery. You can still save yourself but only by heeding my advice.

>>512911195
Pick me I will rub your shoulders when you come home from work and cook you a big meal every night

>>512912226
eh, get one that's waxed and puts in effort bro
Idk if hrt ends hairiness but I noticed my current one not grow any hair at all except her head

>>512909270 (OP)
>AI fagslop with a retarded fantasy

you've probably never met or seen a real troon they look and act discussing nothing like your porn addict fantasy