Thread 512910109

Ladies and Gentlemen your next president
>imagine JD "zero charisma" Vance has any fucking chance against this chad

Nobody likes Vance except coping boomers who will accept literal Indian shit on a platter if a jew served it to them.

>>512910109 (OP)
Kek Vance will have to ask Russia please and thank you to rig the election for him like they did for Trump 2024

>low effort /b/ tier post begging for spices
wow how original and compelling

>>512910109 (OP)
Nobody even likes him.

>>512910109 (OP)
Newsom can't answer unscripted or difficult questions without shitting the bed. He also comes off as a greasy lying weasel and has a shit ton of skeletons Just like virtually all Democrats. JD isn't much better in the latter, but he's great at debate and messaging. I have serious questions about picrel though.

>>512910109 (OP)
Good, maybe we will finally get high speed rail.

>>512910109 (OP)
This half bald faggot has a 5 head. Why would you highlight your 5 head with that gay ass haircut?

>>512910465
I like him. He licked my balls once at a fundraiser thing at the Hilton in San Diego. I fake pledged 10k. We were talking and shit and went to the bathroom to do some coke and spilled some on the toilet seat. While he was down there sniffing it up I dared him to lick my balls. I told him it wasn't gay, but he said he wanted it to be gay. I was like, whatever dude. Then I left without giving them any of my contact info for the pledge.

>>512910572
He does high speed rails all right.

America is dying to elect a smarmy California liberal President.

amerimutts will never learn

>>512910984
I prefer the non-AI version

>>512910572
Why would you think that? California spent billions and the few miles that "got built" aren't actually high speed and are only more than a decade overdue.

>>512910887
Hell fucking yeah! Finally no more of this country music patriot shit!

Does he have the balls to really go after Trump in a way that will energize the opposition? That would be fun to see. So far everything they try is just a flop. Entertain us Gavin!

Pops and I fucked Newsom in the ass in the Oval office. He is a winner. He did not whine and gave pops a blow job afterwards. A real Democrat. H. Dark Maga

>>512910624
Cope harder. Women cream themselves to Newsom, including Melania

>>512911653
Hunter, a crackhead and whoremonger, is less skeevy than Newsome. He looks like a weasel.

>>512910109 (OP)
>your next president
how? he'll either have been executed already or in jail waiting to be executed

>>512910109 (OP)
Gavin Newsom is unironically sub 100 IQ. This is the reason why he will never be President. He's too damn stupid to even win.

>>512910109 (OP)
Hell you can tell just by looking at him that he's a brain dead moron but when he opens his mouth is a whole different story. He's literally fucking retarded.

>>512910109 (OP)
Gavin is retarded and transparently a psychopath. He's the only one who doesn't know it.

>>512910465
>Grim
The most favorable person on this list runs a pedophile ring.

>>512911272
55 miles between SF and San Jose

>>512916787
>t.

>>512910109 (OP)
Democrats don't even like him. He pissed off all the libs by talking to conservatives on his gay little podcast.

>>512910109 (OP)
I’ll vote for him is he tattoos “Newscum” on his forehead.

>>512910468
>pic
Who is this degenerate? He looks like Jessy from breaking bad.

>>512910109 (OP)
And if he doesn't the nomination? Democrats are stupid enough to go for the "first female president" a third time and put AOC as nominee.

>BIOMASS SLAVE LABOR TODAY
>BIOMASS SLAVE LABOR TOMORROW
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>>512917881
doesn't get*

>>512910109 (OP)
> imagine JD "zero charisma" Vance has any fucking chance against this chad
Literal Patrick Bateman only creepier
Newsom can go fuck himself. Yuck.

>>512911653
Biden jr has perfect dentures.

>>512910109 (OP)
Newsom is the perfect dystopian president.

>>512910109 (OP)
Vance is a large child.
Newsom is a man’s man.

>>512910109 (OP)
>Michael Douglas ass lookin mfer, chiefed-out surfer, teeth whitened Botox cryptokike nimby feinstein foot frotting bitchmade cracker mf

Good luck winning the rust belt with this retard. Just show images of the LA fires + clips of Newsom defending illegals.

>>512910254
Ugh how do I updoot this?

>>512918154
LOL, and calling for everyone to be quarantined home alone while dining with his family unmasked. Newsom is such a fucking slimy psychopathic excretion. I am sure liberal turds will eat it up.

>>512918154
Nobody remembers the LA fires and even if they did, they don't affect anyone in Pennsylvania personally. And most of Penn is already catholic, so they naturally support mass immigration.

Newsom lives or dies on his China trade policy, which he doesn't think much of about, and we will probably have President Vivek and full jeetification because of it.

>>512910109 (OP)
This faggot got cucked by Harvey Weinstein

>>512910109 (OP)
accelerate

>>512918282
>Nobody remembers the LA fires
Hence why I said "when they show the images in ads". Nobody remembered Kamala answering "yes I would a support tax payer tranny surgeries for prisoners". The LA fires made Newsom look incompetent.
>, they don't affect anyone in Pennsylvania personally.
People wanted politicians to not run a state into the ground and be unable to handle a crisis.
>And most of Penn is already catholic, so they naturally support mass immigration.
Hence why Trump lost PA...oh wait....

>>512918375
Prescient, though it's a caricature of Carter. Will the Beast secure a fourth presidential bid, that's the question.

>>512918082
vance would kick newsoms faggot ass in a heartbeat.

>>512910109 (OP)
"And you can take THAT to the bank.."

>>512910109 (OP)
JD has palantir behind him unfortunately.

>>512910109 (OP)
Thats my prez love this guy

>>512910109 (OP)
all the reasons california are shit is why he shouldn't be president

>>512910225
AKA Ramaswamy the likely Vice President
Wow what a delightful combo Thank Yew, Indian Call Center scammer and Peter "making crypto millionaires" Thiel.

Next to a humble car salesmen in Gruesom Newsom, Newsom seems quaint.

this nigga here is JOE COOL

>>512910802
based

>>512918533
vance would suck newsoms faggot dick in a heartbeat.

>>512910465
>Niggers are still on about Bernie when his ass his just as kiked as newsoms.

Guys hes too fucking old now its not going to happen.

>>512910109 (OP)
His passive aggression is woman level.

You were asked to stop spamming this bullshit, OP.

>>512910109 (OP)
Imagine, California nationwide. He's got my vote.

>>512910109 (OP)
Fake plastic pretty boy cam whore faggot is always crying literal $0y boy tears. Stands zero chance.

>>512922130
When is her 18th birthday?