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Anonymous (ID: gJVbGCnI) United States No.512913230 >>512913811 >>512913820 >>512914331 >>512918856 >>512919882
Why is Putin going to Alaska? Heโ€™s very paranoid and carries a suitcase to shit in so nobody takes his poop samples, he wouldnโ€™t even travel to a BRICS country for fear of his safety. Yet he goes to America? Trump could fuck him in the ass and there would be no one to help him. Surely a more neutral country like Dubai would be more preferable?

And Lavrov the foreign minister is not going? Isnโ€™t this his area of expertise?
Anonymous (ID: udAeL2Dp) United States No.512913463 >>512919372
>Why is Putin going to Alaska?

Are you stupid? drumpft is going to Russia.
Anonymous (ID: gJVbGCnI) United States No.512913478 >>512913591 >>512919012
Nobody else thinks this is strange?
Anonymous (ID: jyPM3EYv) United States No.512913591
>>512913478
Pooping in a suitcase is stange
Anonymous (ID: jyPM3EYv) United States No.512913725
I shit so much though if it was a few days or more you would need an extremely large shitcase
One big enough to hide a midge in it
Anonymous (ID: Nbb7j7e8) United States No.512913811 >>512919012
>>512913230 (OP)
Trump is a retard so he probably thought a photo op was a fair trade for complete capitulation on the USs behalf. He is desperate to get some positive attention before his party finally realizes heโ€™s unpopular enough they can impeach him.
Anonymous (ID: 8XVpCCX6) Croatia No.512913820
>>512913230 (OP)
>Heโ€™s very paranoid and carries a suitcase to shit in so nobody takes his poop samples
Anonymous (ID: 1F0CxsOY) United States No.512914187
It stops seeming strange when you realize none of these world leaders benefit from rocking the boat too hard. It's idiotic for them to risk it all on a zero sum game like that. The pot won't boil until the temperature control breaks.
Anonymous (ID: EJyV9oe6) No.512914331 >>512916058 >>512916810
>>512913230 (OP)
I personally think Trump will try to arrest Putin in Alaska so he can become a historical hero and save his reputation.
Anonymous (ID: OkFpe5Fp) United States No.512915875
that's retarded
Anonymous (ID: Cg3+xnqp) United States No.512916058
>>512914331
kek either retarded or expert troll
Anonymous (ID: euNDR+jh) United States No.512916810
>>512914331
I personally think they're going to have gay sex with each other.
Anonymous (ID: Hc0XhgbU) Italy No.512918856
>>512913230 (OP)
no need to bring the suitcase he will shit directly in trump's mouth
Anonymous (ID: zrcuhb3L) Germany No.512919012
>>512913478
>>512913811
both sides are retarded
nuke the entire site from orbit
Anonymous (ID: N94xSOQm) United States No.512919372
>>512913463
ALASKA IS AMERICAN CLAY
AND SO IS GREENLAND
Anonymous (ID: Nz+U3BeF) United States No.512919882
>>512913230 (OP)
>carries a suitcase to shit in so nobody takes his poop samples
Americanz believe the most insane shit about whoever the current bad guy is. But yes I agree it's a bit strange that Putin would come to the US
Anonymous (ID: oA1r4pES) United States No.512920078
Iceland is safe, Greenland, south Africa?