Thread 512916806

I personally see a garden as a place to invite nature into my home, so I can interact with it in a setting that’s also comfortable for me.

However, that’s not all it could be. It would also be acceptable to use your garden to display a collection of rare and interesting plants, or to grow fresh food for your kitchen.

You could even design it around pure aesthetics, arraying trees and flowers to accentuate your home’s architecture.

Or, and hear me out on this last one. You COULD go full boomer and waste the opportunity. You like the rest of the awful boomer generation could decide to make your home uglier for you and everyone around you by wasting that land and turning it into a flat, hot, boring dead zone.

>>512916806 (OP)
Bump. I hate boomers so much it's unreal

>>512916806 (OP)
>However, that’s not all it could be. It would also be acceptable to use your garden to display a collection of rare and interesting plants
Actually go fuck yourself you retarded subhuman nigger polluting the environment with invasive species and killing all the local fauna because you think it's heckin quirky. I hope your garden burns and then it rains salt so that nothing can ever grow there again.

>>512917206
Because they did everything interesting and you never accomplished a thing in your life. Bitter marx-like resentment is a common and easily identifiable trait in losers.

>>512916806 (OP)
My backyard is organic grass/clover mix and I was looking up bug nets for my patio today.

I honestly prefer the trimmed no insect grass when I'm chilling outside and there's nowhere to get away from the bugs.

>>512916806 (OP)
Gimme a little japanese style garden (not a weeb) to chill out in and use the rest as animal pasture

>>512916806 (OP)
i see all kinds of bugs, possums, raccoons, armadillos, deer and turkeys in my yard

>>512916806 (OP)
I have 30 acres and I now only mow portions at a time to leave cover for the quail.
I didnt mow for a couple years and had thousands upon thousands of fireflies.
I mowed everything the following year and had virtually zero fireflies.
Its difficult to keep nature from completely reclaiming the property while having it usable and promoting nature and wildlife.

>>512917978
>watch that one weird dude who plays google maps or whatever, call out exactly where you live
lmfao

>>512918109
i just had a raccoon try to get on my porch

>>512917131
fpbp, based zipperhead

I play host to these little niggers in my backyard. I like to think it's nice they and the stray cats have a place to sleep here away from the rest of the urban hellhole.

I leave out water for them and the birds. No food though because this deep in the city that's just asking for a rat problem.

>>512917131
>>512917531
yankee nigger go home

>>512916806 (OP)
you can still have a decent lawn without all the weed killer and foreign grasses while still having areas for garden/overgrowth.

>>512918743
lmao i have one at the foot of my steps right now

>>512918322
lol, cool, but even my warehouse has a bunch of raccoons that sit outside and eat the garbage my guy

>>512916806 (OP)
You may also invite great worms into your intestines. They are very natural to have.

You also may be a crypto shabbos goy. These things are of the same nature.

>>512916806 (OP)
If you look at the cross section of cultivated grass cells, it looks like tortured sad faces.

Wild grass cells look ecstatic.

IMO just astroturf it. Who cares.

>>512918921
do you have possums eating catfood 5 feet from you?

>>512918109
>watch that one weird dude who plays google maps or whatever, call out exactly where you live
Channel: josemonkey
Game: Geoguessr
TL;DR - Utilization of context tools and mensuration to locate exact locations of filming, kinda like what 4chan used to do in the past.

>>512916806 (OP)
theres some bush or tree called a butterfly tree the butterflies will go after it, it's nice looking too

>>512917131
Fucking KEK!

>>512916806 (OP)
That is an envy provoking lawn

I planted a couple trees and tried to grow a garden this year. Deer killed my trees and groundhogs ate all my produce. Lately I smell skunk constantly and see them wandering around my yard. Do you gardening people sit out there with a gun all day to shoot these animals?

>>512919864
no, i use sals suds and neem oil. 2tbsp each per gallon of water and spray. it works for bugs and deer. i also hang bars of irish spring soap around my garden.

>>512919864
my dog pissed around the edge of the woodline enough and chase squirrels and gophers that they don't really go near my garden area anymore.
one of my pear trees constantly gets munched on by deer but not the other 3. don't know why

>>512920146
>one of my pear trees constantly gets munched on by deer but not the other 3. don't know why
What's the partridge population like per tree?

>>512920301
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and sometimes I have to shoo away jays and crows from eating them

>>512916806 (OP)
The boomers killed everything good in life, truly a horrible people and perhaps the worst generation to have ever graced this earth. I have a small garden and am doing my part to spread wasps and mice and grasshoppers.

>>512917206
Is the boomer in the room with you now?

>>512917531
Don’t you have a whale to be spearing?

>>512920549
You missed the joke

>>512916806 (OP)
Cutting grass is one of the most braindead things i can think of

>>512916806 (OP)
The seethe that threads like this produces fuels me, it keeps me warm when the cold and dark threatens to envelop
See
>>512917131
Bro = Crashing out

>>512916806 (OP)
Boomers so autistic about grass that they even care about the cut patterns

>>512917131
fucking based