Thread 512919509

>>512919509 (OP)
extorting pedophiles for weed money when i was a teen

Sucking off some guys in highschool. Stupid faggots didn't even know that I wasn't gay.

>>512919509 (OP)
most stupid as in dangerous: selling drugs
most stupid as in undeserved: trading shitcoins

also
>stupidest*

This was before everyone had a smartphone and garage sales were ruined by professional assholes and resellers, but when I was a kid I would go to the rich neighborhoods, buy old used purses, clean them, then sell them online at a modest profit.
My parents thought I was queer but I made more than a summer job at the time for less hours. I blew it all on dumb shit though

>>512919509 (OP)
I buy stock, wait until it goes up in price, then sell it.

I wrote essays for stupid jocks and preppy girls. Really easy shit that took me minutes when it takes them hours.

Unironically became very popular from it, and around finals time I'd rake in a thousand a week, easy. And it redpilled me about girls for the first time in my life, when they offered to suck my dick for an outline on some Emily Bronte book

>>512919509 (OP)
Stupid? I can tell you the easiest. The easiest way I ever made money was by betting against faggots. You see, they can't really control the impulse to shove things up their butts and I guess that tells us everything we need to know about their psychology.

Wanna make a quick money? Bet against a faggot.

>>512919509 (OP)
I'm trying it right now. I'll either just lose the money or end up with a lot of Blackrock's money while they hold my meager bags.

>>512919509 (OP)
I get chinks to pay me to do their university assignments and then I include a ton of plagiarised shit I know they'll get caught for and I send their details to the universities.

>>512919509 (OP)
Way back when, like really way back when, I couldn't afford car insurance, and after getting a ticket for no insurance, I needed something to show the judge, so I made a makeshift proof of insurance card, and showed it to the judge, and got free of the fine. I started making and selling better ones, selling them for close to 100 bucks (mostly to people facing 300 plus dollar fines) Made a LOT of money.

>>512919509 (OP)
Overcharging at a Christmas tree stand I worked at as a teenager. Tell them it was an extra $5-10 and pocket it. No one ever even questioned it.

>>512919509 (OP)
Getting forgotten between the cracks of a big restructuration to the point I got no new assignments but still got paid monthly for about 4 months.

>>512919509 (OP)
Running around town making retarded drug deals and accepting all the risk for hardly any money. We were building something you see? Yes, a docket. Kek. Live and learn.

>>512919818
Can't say I've ever fallen through the cracks in a beneficial way. Every now and then the state loses my identity and I must prove I exist. There's a small binder of documents that if I lose it, I will probably disappear by accident.

>>512919509 (OP)
I raped a woman and when she accused me of rape I sued her for defamation and took her house.