Thread 512924770

>decide to splurge for dinner and get a little treat for myself
>open the McDonald’s app and see they have a new adult happy meal
>see the price

What the fuck? How is this sustainable?

>>512924770 (OP)
thats too much for a happy meal

i saw this too and was shocked by the price. i guess the price includes the "souvenir"

>>512924874
as well as the cost of the shake still seems expensive as fuck

>>512924770 (OP)
6 piece nuggies are $5 right now so basically you get 12 for $5

>>512924770 (OP)
Thanks Boe Jiden

>>512924948
Bogo $5

>>512924770 (OP)
>McDonaldland
Do Americans really?

>>512924770 (OP)
For me it's the McChicken
Fill in the rest of the meme by memory or else your mom
etc.

>>512924770 (OP)
>a new adult happy meal
a what?

>>512924770 (OP)
Ha ha oh wow. I thought they might have trading cards or some other premium, but it’s just three items kek

>>512925068
A troon flag shake and goyslop on the side

>>512925060
>a new adult happy meal
>a what?
It's when millennials pretend to be happy by LARPing as 7 year olds even though they're 40 now and by all normal human metrics should be very nearly grandfathers

This message was brought to you by an angel of wrath

>>512925068
Wait there's no toy???
I was sure it was going to be like a "10 dollar" limited toy along with it for the bugmen.

>>512924770 (OP)
infantilization of society

>>512924770 (OP)
that's the adult price goy. don't like it? don't be a Disney adult. no plastic toy for you, quadroon barely aware nigger.

>>512925068
>>512925281
it comes with some collectible, limited edition tin
or something i imagine we will see these selling
on ebay for 10k or some absurd shit

>>512925060
its that one time they appealed to the 4chan's /b/ demographic and tried to sell you/them a plastic toy from hell. truly the stuff of nightmares. the mcdicks cartoons were trannys and had 3 eyes or some shit.

>>512925262
>normal human metricks
go back

>>512925355
>barely aware
An optimistic one, aren't you?

>>512925435
>i imagine we will see these selling
on ebay for 10k or some absurd shit
I magine they mostly end up in the trash, or perhaps some wine aunt will put one by her beanie baby collection and the "fine china" her great grandma left her as her sole inheritance

No you don't get the actual silverware. Take your plastic toy and heated clay or fuck off. I'm trying to kill off humanity here

>>512925456
>go back
In theory I could rewind what you call "time" and therefore "go back", I actually could do that. But the idea of spending one extra second around you people disgusts me on a level you're not old enough to comprehend. So it's a bit of a stalemate

>>512924952
It was Obama's fault, him and his damned tan suit.

>>512924770 (OP)
Where the fuck do you live? Just checked the app and it's $13.49.

>>512924770 (OP)
its sold out everywhere at every single mcdonalds i just checked

>>512925861
>Just checked the app
I always figured humanity would die out in the most degrading and humiliating way possible
Looks like another win for the dinger

>>512925060
They are milking man children and roasty princesses

>>512925861
LMAO you think paying 13 every time you get the minimum fast food is OK? go in there with a 20, watch them give you 3 dollars in change if they don't eat the whole 20 dollar bill. cents don't count.

there used to be dollar menus and chick fil a was 3 dollars just the sandwich. now a chicken sandwich or an in n out burger rose to 5, then 7 plus tax plus Jewish cents 09703.

you can't even eat that shit with water and without fries, if you're "health conscious" and cuck yourself out of a meal.
the funniest part is going to be the hospital bill when you fat asses get cancer, diabetes, and heart attacks. watch out for those, I hear Walmart veggies are cheaper.

>>512926068
milk these nuts, Jewish nigger.

>>512924770 (OP)
for the same amount as an adult happy meal you could go to the store and buy roast beef, cheese, and some nice bread and have a meal you would enjoy much more

>>512924770 (OP)
its $14 here in socal you lying nigger.

>>512925435
it comes with a tin, a collectable card & a unique code to access mcdonaldsland in fortnite

>>512924770 (OP)
Ok don't buy it then?

They also have a dinner for 4 meal for $24.99 that let's you pick four big mac/6 nuggets/filet-o-fish/chicken sandwich/quarter pounder, 4 medium fries and 4 drinks

That's a great deal

>>512926358
>MFW the intern decides to shill the McDicks app on 4cucks
Well played, lady

lol

>>512926507
I may be gay but I am no lady my kind sir.

>>512926506
Fucking leaf.
> buy it in full price or YOU GET NONE OF IT GOY

do you not get tired of being a punkass Jeet?
you don't need to know a lot of math, do you even multiply bro? Adds up quick. makes some piece of shit pedo rich.

>>512926569
You are a tripfag of unimpeachable character, allow me to donate my 4goys gold, usable in any upcoming thread for extreme status boosts. You may need to contact MaxwellHill for these boosts. You know the botfarm of the child sex-trafficking pedophile mossad agent who published all of your grade-school textbooks

>>512926689
Nothing in your post has anything to do with what I posted and you're literally a beaner invader to America, kill yourself you schizo retarded spic. I can buy your sister for an hour on craigslist for the price of a happy meal

>>512926908
>I can buy your sister for an hour on craigslist for the price of a happy meal
It's getting expensive isn't it?

>>512924770 (OP)
Damn, manchildren goys are a real cashcow for yids.
Jews win again, I guess.

i kinda liked the one with the cups. i didn't get to collect them all before it finished but i got the one that seemed to be rarest

>>512926908
>>512926908
my sister is a gross shag, you only proved you are a bigger faggot than Joe.

>>512924770 (OP)
this is an ai generated advertisement disguised as an off topic pol thread

>>512925861
still more than twice what I'm willing to pay

>>512927421
>this is an ai generated advertisement disguised as an off topic pol thread
But we're having fun aren't we? I just made a kind of funny joke. Nothing is real anyway, not here on the world-wide-web

>>512927581
its not my problem whether or not something is real. if it walks in front of me im going to judge it

>>512924770 (OP)
holy fuck

>>512927698
>if it walks in front of me im going to judge it
I know
That's why you were recruited

>>512925741
You kids don't remember Bush

>>512924770 (OP)
How the fuck do you manage to have worse prices than here?

>>512924770 (OP)
Honestly the little tin it comes with is kino, not degenerate or niggerish at all for once.
It's like a throwback to the better times, I have an urge to collect them all.

>>512926243
man child milkers spotted

Lol maybe dont feed your children happy meals thru doordash?

>>512924770 (OP)
It's on purpose
It's to get you to quit eating fast food

>>512924770 (OP)
Ken for $23 I can go to a real restaurant and get a steak dinner or go to one of those cook at the table Japanese restaurants and get two specialty sushi rolls and a cup of sake. That’s way way too fucking overpriced for McDonald’s