Thread 512929025

how did white people invent cars?

>>512929025 (OP)
I don't know OP. I literally have not one creative bone in my body. I envy those types.

>>512929025 (OP)
Henry Ford was at his plantation riding in one of his many slave chariots, when his wise old slave came up to him and said "shiiieeet my master nigga, why don'ts yous put a motor on dis bitch an shiet?" Then they wise old slave handed him some cotton and mumbled something under his breath while smacking his lips.

And, that's how the automobile was invented.

Originally designed as a jew flattening machine but people found more utility in driving it to go from place to place

>>512929626
Burger flavor cape shit meme man pointing at family guy.

>>512929025 (OP)
One bite at a time

>>512929025 (OP)
our ancestors built the chariot, and as they bred and raised larger and larger horses that could draw larger, heavier chariots, so too did they utilize this new, stronger horse in agriculture and trade too. The cart, the wagon and then the invention of the steam engine, refined into the internal combustion engine which allowed the humble horse drawn chariot to turn into the greatest invention humanity ever produced.
With the car came with it roads, with the roads came with it civic infrastructure, with infrastructure came technology, sciences, health and law.
But you asked how.
Because White people are the Great.

>>512929025 (OP)
A chariot or cart not pulled by a horse or livestock, hmm HOW DID THEY EVER CONCEIVE OF THIS.

>>512929455
You forgot how Henry Ford, after considering the nigger's proposal for several weeks, then made that nigger beat out the first engine block with nothing but a hammer and chisel on a red hot block of iron (which was heated niggers with bellows and quenched at times by their sweat). Or so it's told

>>512929025 (OP)
>WHITE POWERRRRRRRR

>>512929025 (OP)
>the first car was invented because of extreme jew hatred

its amazing what hating jews can actually achieve.

First cars might date back to ancient times, Julius and Agustus Caesar both had enormous self-moving funeral floats which had no visible motive power. At that point the steam engine had indeed been invented. By the 1600s they existed in experimental form in the UK and Europe, in Paris it was apparently popular enough to operate a steam car that they had to pass special traffic regulations there.

But yes indeed white people invented the car.

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>>512929944
>he doesnt know the big grille is the retvrn to traditionfor bmw

sad

>>512929025 (OP)
Like we invented everything else.

>>512929025 (OP)
German autism supremacy

>>512929025 (OP)
Karl Benz was the white man that invented the car that used the internal combusting engine before that there were eclectic power cars than before that steam powered car first made by Ferdinand Verbiest that acted a toy in the 1700's and before that Hans Hautsch made the first clockwork car in the 1600's