Thread 512942844

>>512942844 (OP)
Expect your IDF conscription notice to arrive soon

>>512942844 (OP)
Let me be the first to suggest the an hero solution, anon

>>512942844 (OP)
You have to kill yourself now

>>512942844 (OP)
My grandma is jewish on my dad's side but I'm not jewish. It only matters if your mom is jewish.

the blood of pakistanian children is on your hands

or was it portugese? Something with p

>>512942844 (OP)
That isn't gonna cut it. Marry a jewess and maybe your kids will get in the elite club

>>512943157
What club is that? The kid raping club? Is it called mossad?

>>512942844 (OP)
Surprising it's that low given the huge historical ties between Serbs and Jews. In a way, you lucked out

>>512942844 (OP)
What DNA test company did you use? 23andMe admitted to adding random amounts of African DNA to peoples result so they would think theyre part African and the company believed lying like that is moral because it makes people less racist. It might something similar with adding a random amount of jew DNA to psyop people into not hating jews

>>512943349
>23andMe admitted to adding random amounts of African DNA to peoples result
really? Source?

>>512942844 (OP)
RIP

That's good though.
Jews are blessed.
You think Jesus gives a fuck about these animals?
They're all going to hell and that's a good thing!

>>512943038
Polynesian.

>>512942844 (OP)
make an spectacular an hero in thier lands

>>512943412
not proven but most likely

>>512943412
There was an article stating that; now I didn't search for long, so all you will get as a source is this (after 20 secs on jewgle).
https://www.technologyreview.com/2018/03/27/144286/up-to-40-of-results-from-consumer-dna-tests-might-be-bogus/

>>512943412
Look it up yourself. It was a few years ago iirc. Adding random amounts of african DNA also helps them shill the bogus "out of Africa" theory

>>512943932
Interesting, thanks for the link. Was that thing about someone sending lizard blood and coming back jewish.

Btw I would never give my blood to those companies. I roughly know my ancestry to 200 years ago.

>>512944065
>Adding random amounts of african DNA also helps them shill the bogus "out of Africa" theory

This.
That is the data they send to you.
They add accurate data to their archives.
The people who own these companies have a driving motivation for the info, they just lie to you as cover.

>>512944115
>Was that thing about someone sending lizard blood and coming back jewish.
That is the most famous one, yes. I think there also was a norwegian guy, testing multiple times and always getting these strange ~1% anomalies, but always different, sometimes jewish, african, aboriginal, indian (OG, not jeet), etc.

>>512943412
There was a schlock daytime TV show that had on a white supremacist (or whatever) who moved into a tiny town with some followers and took it over. They got him to submit to a DNA test, and the results came back with like 13% african DNA. Later it came out that the DNA company colluded with the show to falsify the results for the TV lulz.
Should be able to sue for falsifying DNA results, at the least.

>>512944391
>>512944586
Yeah fuck these fuckers. Now all of the 23&me data was sold to some company lol. I think the CEO was Susan Wojicky's sister.

>>512944586
>Should be able to sue for falsifying DNA results, at the least.

Fraud.

Pay for a service, provider intentionally fucks it up for drama.
It the DNA firm is registered as a medical provider he should have got the Feds involved.
The Alphabet Boys use those databases to solve crimes as well. Huge no-no fucking with that.

>>512942844 (OP)
They put some jewish DNA in most of the peoples results who make those home tests, /pol/ack proved this by sending DNA of his pet Iguana and it came back like 40% askenazi jewish

>>512944928
>Iguana
Iirc it was some kind of Gecko.

>>512942844 (OP)
I'm jingling some coins on the east coast of the US, can you sense it?

>>512945038
Yeah some type of lizard anyways

>>512942844 (OP)
Come home Jews man