Beto O'Dork
This guy is going to start involving himself in politics again, so I'm remaking the thread.
Beto O'Dork
>skateboards onto stage
>hey fellow kids!
>we need to, um keep fighting for voting rights and stuff
>no I'm not Hispanic at all but my father in law calls me Beto so I went with that to fool the Hispanics if they fall for it
>yeah my dad is a super rich guy in Texas but don't pay attention to that
>I've been losing elections for 10 years now but I've never had an actual career so I keep calling myself a politician
>um I wrote a book about stuff so that the DNC keeps funneling money to me
>I played in a band thirty years ago for a little bit!
Is there a bigger dork in politics?
Anonymous
(ID: v+EvPlTX)
8/13/2025, 4:45:24 PM
No.512952274
>>512952361
>>512952096 (OP)
>works for his uncle
>works for his mom
>works for his dad
>dad gets a loan for him
>wife runs his business and lets him write an opinion column
YEP, LET'S MAKE THIS GUY GOVERNOR!
Anonymous
(ID: 0I2M0yYE)
8/13/2025, 4:46:50 PM
No.512952372
>>512954394
>>512952096 (OP)
Didn't rape kids so he will never win an election. What a dork. Trump's really cool guy rapes kid all the time.
Anonymous
(ID: OAAufv40)
8/13/2025, 4:55:12 PM
No.512953001
>>512953849
>>512954320
>>512952096 (OP)
So he's pulling an AOC, where he never has to live a real life, but wants to tell everyone how everything works
Anonymous
(ID: iZeRSoyF)
8/13/2025, 5:08:20 PM
No.512953849
>>512959042
>>512953001
It's cool when Trump does it
Anonymous
(ID: nL676HtR)
8/13/2025, 5:14:48 PM
No.512954320
>>512959042
>>512953001
Cause only boomers know how everything works right? Look at the state of this country boom boom. You wrecked it.
Anonymous
(ID: l6ex9Iuy)
8/13/2025, 5:15:53 PM
No.512954394
>>512952372
I know. Dems are so mad the Orange Man was crushing prime puss.
Anonymous
(ID: m9m8rDIf)
8/13/2025, 5:19:47 PM
No.512954668
>>512952096 (OP)
Can he please just fuck off already? He's not even popular among texas democrats
DRUZE LVRD
(ID: Q1X3S8kM)
8/13/2025, 5:25:05 PM
No.512954970
>>512952096 (OP)
What a weird looking faggot
Anonymous
(ID: FywsZUwG)
8/13/2025, 5:45:00 PM
No.512956346
>>512956509
For those of you who are unaware of this- the following is a poem written by Beto in 1988. No joke
“The Song of the Cow”
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
Anonymous
(ID: gnh5n4F7)
8/13/2025, 5:46:17 PM
No.512956419
>>512952096 (OP)
Letting masses of Irishmen into America to fight and die for the Union to crush the confederacy was a massive mistake. Perhaps a fatal one.
Anonymous
(ID: O6ZHcghU)
8/13/2025, 5:48:47 PM
No.512956581
that guy rolls up his sleeves, sings about white guilt, fistpumps about "trans" right, wants to disarm texas, and still some people fund his political campigns
Anonymous
(ID: FywsZUwG)
8/13/2025, 5:51:30 PM
No.512956754
>>512956509
Lol it is a great example of how 1. The media suppresses embarrassing stories about some people and 2. How derelict the "right wing" media is in doing their job to make these embarrassing sort of things stick. Even peoppe who hate Beto dont know about it for the most part.
If someone like idk Ted Cruz had written that poem he would literally never live it down he would be laughed out of politics and people would be asking him about "Butt Shines" 24/7.
Anonymous
(ID: SjoVT96+)
8/13/2025, 5:54:41 PM
No.512956962
>>512952096 (OP)
>This guy is going to start involving himself in politics again
No. This guy is TRYING to involve himself in politics again. It's not happening. His own side thinks he's clownshoes.
Anonymous
(ID: Fk36KBuc)
8/13/2025, 6:26:02 PM
No.512959042
>>512953849
>>512954320
Mommy late with the tendies, boys or did you run out of Vagisil?
