Thread 512957438

What are the political rammifications of beer being estrogen filled queer juice and we’re all still drinking it? What is our (you’re) problem?

Is it oaver this time around for realz?

>>512957438 (OP)
>we
boomer

>the LIQUID JEW
>ALCOHOL!!!
One of the worst and dumbest memes that /pol/ has ever latched onto.
Please, I invite you to be less of a faggot.

>>512957438 (OP)
Your*

People were drinking beer before organized religion was a thing

>>512957542
Now thats just hatespeech

>>512957641
Jews poisoned our beerwells

>>512957438 (OP)
Just drink wine instead

>>512957653
Stop being a fucking retard then.

>>512957438 (OP)
shrinking white birthrates are directly correlated with shrinking beer consumption, come home white man

>>512957542
>oy very beer can't be jewish like me it's not circumcized

>>512957438 (OP)
I think I’m unironically an alcoholic, I drink almost every night and/or eat weed gummies.

>>512957996
And do you workout also? Or you look like shit? Gotta balance it up

>>512958106
I workout and I’m not hungover all the time but I do drink between 3-4 of those tall boy IPA’s

I did a small 15km hike and now im celebrating with some beers

>>512957438 (OP)
I'm 2 days sober
Feels shaky man

>>512958239
Young probably still. Im allmost 40 so i have to keep it in check. But its holidays now so i treat myself to some jewish poison for educational purposes

>>512958305
Keep it up

>>512957438 (OP)
Drink 100$ bottles of 16 year old scotch like a real man

>>512957851
That's because I'm sober enough to spot beat pussy and can guarantee she's getting fat in a few years.

As I've gotten older I just have more prestige with young women and not being some drunk NPC at some thinly veiled brothel has saved me having to contend with drunken temptresses.

I used to fuck bar sluts, and I've been on NoFap since I quit. Blowing my load to my mind as opposed to spending money to become retarded enough to waste hours with actual retards, to get mediocre slop pussy, "hotter" girls seemed to be worse at sex by the way, and then contend with; hangover, less money, potential pregnancy, potential STD, crazy violent woman syndromes, etc... is the much better option. Retain that shit until you can't, imagine a girl you like, your balls deeps and blowing loads etc. Vs talking to some cum dumpster for a few hours to MAYBE get some mediocre pussy and child support. You decide white man

>>512957438 (OP)
uuggh I'm drinking a beer how tragic!

>>512958622
So what are you saying? I litterally dont know the point of your whole essay

>What are the political rammifications of beer being estrogen filled queer juice and we’re all still drinking it?
Not good tbqhfam

>What is our (you’re) problem?
Being addicted to liquid jew

On an unrelated note I replenished my provisions today

>>512958647
Yes horrible. Which one

>>512958427
Thx i'm giving it my all

>>512957438 (OP)
I stopped drinking because I was getting a beer gut, I dont want to be that guy.

You shouldn't either.

>>512958884
Yea, thats fucking awful

>>512957995
Every open beer bottle has been circumcised. I call my bottle opener "the Rabbi."

>>512958884
I need to slow down or stop myself, started with the gut then got the moobs

>>512957438 (OP)
beer gave me gyno

>>512958880
are you hallucinating strange shit yet? that was the worst part for me

>>512958622
Ok. We get it. You're a self loathing faggot.

>>512957438 (OP)
heineken is the nigger of beers
if you need a beer, get a good malt beer instead (not vita)

besides that, it is federweisser season my orange friend

>>512959192
What is this federweissen i keep hearing about in this specific thread just now

I like to smoke hash

>>512957438 (OP)
I stopped drinking it outside of very special events (weddings, friends visit out of town.)
I used get blasted every weekend, and then sometimes during the week.

Eventually I stopped because I don't want to be the guy all of my friends think of when someone asks them "so who in your friend group is the biggest drinker/alcoholic?"

>>512957745
Exactly. Much better buzz and less calories.

>>512959391
Good lad

>>512957438 (OP)
I got gastritis from that, would not recommend.

>>512959270
it is grape juice just before turning wine
basically very sweet, low alcohol wine
protip: the ladies love it too

>>512957745
>>512959518
smoke weed instead of drinking alcohol

>>512957438 (OP)
Cope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOwmt39L2IQ

>>512959096
Just got over the nightmare bull(well dunno yet i'm afraid to sleep tonight)
Doesn't help i'm a former zogbot tho
Nightmares suck ass every fucken time

>>512957438 (OP)
We drank way before jews got here. Jesus christ drank in the Bible. And then jews drank regardless of him as well. Everyone, everywhere, always drank, except for Muslims. And Muslims are just another branch of Judaism. So really, not drinking is the jew.

Once you guys drink yourselves into withdrawals you’ll want to stop. Or maybe not you’ll just drink till your organs fail I don’t care.

>>512957438 (OP)
Drink homemade wine like a man, you monumental faggot.
Mead requires honey, water, yeast and an IQ above 70.

>>512961366
When I was quitting my blood pressure was the scariest part.
One day I checked in the morning and it was 100/60 but in the evening it was 180/115. Not sure how I didn't stroke out or some shit.
Once you get over the sweating and bad sleep you should be ok.

>>512962260
No kidding....i got ptsd out the fucken ass , the last 48 hours have been BRUTAL
At one point i thought i was being targeted by high frequency jewish space lazers or something
I've been struggling with this bullshit for the past 15 years ,it's hell on earth

>>512960027
Smoke skooma and carry out orders. My orders.

>>512961782
Oh yeah, withdrawals are famous for making addicts quit a substance

>>512962897
>>512962260
how much/often were you guys drinking to get to this point? genuinely curious.

>>512963259
2-3 litres of beer and a 5th of vodka daily for like 2 weeks str8 till my body gives out and i finally get one day of sleep
Then start over 1st thing morning next day
It doesn't help i pretty much adapted my body to instantly puke as soon as it's too much intake, so i puke, fall asleep 30 mins wake up keep on boozin
I don't even eat most the time
I can go....1 month 2 months then i relapse and its hell man it really is

>>512957438 (OP)
POV: you are dutch

>>512959853
Wow it looks nice. Im not sure if we have it here. Maybe aldi has it?

>>512963735
True words

>>512963764
>Maybe aldi has it?
German here and I hever never heard of it or even seen it, doubt aldi has this

>>512964137
So it doesnt exist. Was it an AI picture

>>512963663
Dont drink again, ever.

>>512957510
>brown

>>512964593
Yeah its killing me

>>512963663
man that's horrible. i'm sorry. i hope something gets better for you somehow. my brother was addicted to opiates at one point and then sobered up and got his life together. he was sober for about a decade and now drinks beer but in a normal way (not every day, not more than a few beers at a time). that's been stable for a couple years now. some people do escape from this stuff but it's definitely very challenging.

>>512964771
You can do it. Christ is King

>>512963663
You will die soon

>>512964801
>>512964940
Thank you
I really mean it , it means a lot to me

>>512957438 (OP)
>poisoning your brain
you get what you fuckin deserve!

>>512965013
It would be a relief honestly, like...if there's a hell i'm living it

>>512960027
I tried this and just ended up doing both. This did help me drink less alcohol overall (can stick to only weekends now) but I'm dudeweeding it up throughout the week and also while drinking. Weed is cheaper and doesn't destroy your organs, but it's still just substituting one cope for another.

>>512958884
>beer gut
This alone is why I quite drinking, the troon sponsor was just the final nail in the coffin.

>>512964057
>alcohol
>thc
you're obviously depressed

>only had 2 small beers today and stopped myself from going to the store to buy strong stuff
Maybe there is hope after all these years of daily drinking

>>512964548
It exists it seems but looks like only in this stores.
https://www.supermarktcheck.de/federweisser/haendler/
>>512965273
Yeah I did both too in the beginning but now completely dropped alcohol and only smoke on the weekend my homegrown stuff

>>512965564
go get yourself the hard stuff. you know you want to

>>512957438 (OP)
You are drinking Bill Gates beer

>>512957438 (OP)
Through immense mental willpower I got rid of my alcohol dependence. It took years but nowadays I don't miss it one tiny bit and I feel disgusted by the mere idea of consuming alcohol drinks.

>>512964548
you can only get this a short time in the year
i dont think you can get it at aldi, maybe plus or dirk, its usually in the fridge area

>>512964940
>You can do it. Christ is King
true

>>512964771
stay strong and seek the lord

>>512965039
>it's hell on earth
exactly how I would describe it. maybe it's finally time to stop. do you wanna go through it again? you know how much it sucks. it was fun, haha, but in the end it's really not worth it.

>>512965615
i got mine from rewe

>>512957438 (OP)
Switch to coffee.

>>512957438 (OP)
Like you were going to do anything spectacular with your life anyway lol. Get drunk who gives a fuck

>>512965988
I got day 3 to look forward to
Doamne ajuta

>>512966137
Green tea is better

>>512957438 (OP)
Muslims wear dresses, act hysterical and are retarded, so while i prefer neither alcohol still beats islam.

>>512957438 (OP)
>Dont do anything fun
Fuck off grandad. Nobody gives a shit. You sold us out before we were born, so we are doing whatever we want. Three hours ago I was balls deep in a Nepali immigrant and I hope to get her pregnant. Then my kids won’t look anything like my boomer parents and whatever made them awful people, dies with them

>>512957438 (OP)
I'm going to sound incredibly cucked now but please bros, help me ditch the liquid jew of dehydration (pic unrelated, it's me and the boyz on our way to Oahu)

>>512966578
What are you, gay?

>>512958622
Americans are so mentally ill, holy shit

>>512959518
Why would either of these be true

>>512965543
Not really. Its them holidays, and atm no girlfriend, so im not gonna waste money on vacation. Buy some more crypto maybe

I do LSD occasionally instead. Just DUDE WEED if you have to do something daily

>>512965933
Ok

>>512966578
What about black tea?

>>512967249
Oolong is king

>>512966863
>>512967249
green tea is king

>>512967354
What if i only have black tea?
Does it has any benefits, hans?

>>512967443
black tea is like between green tea and coffee but still better than coffee so we have
#1: green tea
#2: black tea
#3: coffee

>>512967693
Grazie for this summary

>>512966692
You know what's funny?
I have been off alcohol for a month and regularly exercising and I am extremely irritable and much more prone to road rage now.

>>512957438 (OP)
>>We
nigga, I quit over 20 months ago

>>512957438 (OP)
Drinking one(ONE!) drop of alcohol permanently renders you an infertile retarded tranny

>>512967693
I heard the tea bags contain microplastics. Did you hear this ever?

>>512957745
Only homemade. Store bought is piss

>>512968422
I don't buy tea in tea bags, I buy the dried leaves

>>512968770
Looks to me you’ve got your shit in order, vriend

>>512957745
Even a glass of vine can stop your production of testosterone for one week

>>512969457
Then why are french such horny bastards?

>>512969457
Explain high libido rapey Vikings then. Vikings were avid drinkers.

I'm withdrawing like a mother fucker right now gasping for air, my liver hurts and feels swollen, and I'm still going to get wasted again tonight. At least I know how I'll die, I think that's why I do this, to take that fear and uncertainty away

>>512970315
Stop it

>>512957438 (OP)
>Calling Heineken beer
Kys faggot

>>512957438 (OP)

The bottled Jew. Stay away.

>>512970596
Thank you, sven. For these kind words

>>512970315
im on day 3 no weed and i feel pretty good honestly. just have sweaty hands and cant sleep much. alcoholics in shambles

>>512965273
>Weed is cheaper
Interesting

>>512968753
Ivans famous Asscrack 2025 from babushkas banja

>>512971193
The more you go clean the easier it gets. Now I just have one sweaty night and that's it.

>>512957438 (OP)
>i drink booze but also want to look cool in front of my gay /pol/ friends i dont even know
just kys

>>512971564
You’re no fun at party’s

>>512968422
Some do. Just get a reusable metal tea pod thing and put loose leaf tea in it.
>picrel

>>512971564

Ah. More jewish tricks.

>>512973722
That is a good one, gotta get one of those