Thread 512967782

Tony Hawk is considered a counter-cultural American icon, but he bought his first house at 17 and spent most of his adult life advertising corporate sponsorships. Isn't that strange?

>>512967782 (OP)
Tony Hawk was never considered "counter-culture" lol

>>512967782 (OP)
A madonna is just a 1-foot nosegrab. Why does it need its own name?

In 2005, he fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress 4 Less.

>>512967782 (OP)
Do zoomies really think skateboarders were counter culture?

Don’t care. Still voting for hawk in 2028.

>>512967782 (OP)
Skaters are retarded God damn degenerates. Did you expect anything smart from them?

Tony was never counter culture, someone like chad muska or jamie thomas was. They were street skaters, tony never skated the street. He only skated in nice new parks with vert ramps.

>>512968436
man its uncanny, you sound just like the boomers that mocked them back then.

>>512967782 (OP)
It was the video games that made him like 99% of his money, which he literally helped develop. Guy unironically knows code.

>>512967874
>>512968460
this. he was just a great skater and spent his earnings wisely. a skater nerd in fact.

>>512968506
Everyone knows skaters are druggy f****** punks. Nothing good has ever come out of a skater's mouth or brain. Smashing your head on concrete for fun as the dumbest f****** thing you can do in life.

>>512967782 (OP)
this boomer still alive?

>>512968515
played the hell out of the first one on PS1. was fantastic. the second game was good too.

>>512968357
hosoi and his boards were cooler.
the problem is that hosoi is a manlet. tony is a lanklet but that helps in skgayteboarding

Tony Hawk was not known for being counter culture lol. He was always the star corporate friendly skater.

>>512967782 (OP)
>counter-cultural
>Tony Hawk
please! he was basically the superman! Now if wanted someone on the levels of Batman got two words: Chad Muska.

>>512967782 (OP)
He was probably the least punk skater in that entire subculture
kids liked him because he made money skateboarding

His son had a kid with Francis cobain, God i wish I were that kid

>>512968624
This is some finely crafted bait but it still needs some work, young man.

>>512967782 (OP)
>counter-cultural American icon
Says who?

>>512968752
I liked him because of the video games.

>>512968633
not only that he can still skate better than you can do anything physical

Buy things with money means the propaganda worked.

>>512968782
99% of skaters act like bam margera. People protested public funding of skate parks because they knew it would turn their kids into druggy s*** heads.

tony hawk is a glowies son

>>512968624
to improve this bait i would suggest
>poser faggots
>sellout faggots
>corporate faggotry

>>512968910
Why are you censoring yourself on 4chan?

>>512967874
>>512968334
>>512968460
>>512968693
>>512968747
Do 4chan losers not realize counter culture just means whatever jobless faggots are currently doing? It doesn't mean underground or something lol. Skateboarding and tony hawk are the definition of counter culture, along with 70s hippies, grunge faggots, metalheads, wiggers, emos, whatever fake personality is currently most popular to graft onto yourself

skateboarding got me laid in high school so to me its forever based.

went skateboarding with my friends, met up with a cute girl (grade younger) at the park. ended up “teaching her to skate” which really meant her coming over, and then blowing me in my garage

i was a quick cummer though (less than a minute BJ) back then so when we had sex i lasted maybe 30 seconds and she got pissed and never spoke to me again.

Cky2k was peak

>>512968852
okay, boomer

>>512968958
How about beta dickweeds that were always looking over their shoulder for the mean evil jock to come bully them?

>>512968990
Phone posting with talk to text. F*** s*** n***** c*** f****** n*****

Vert itself isnt real skating by definition since it's not for commoners but rather requires money to train at ramps etc. Unlike pools and street which every small town has. He was the first domino that led to today where girls have equal time and contests etc even though they are god awful. A real man can't support capitalism because its logical conclusion is seeking market share from women, which will destroy the integrity of the product itself. It's axiomatic

>>512968460
Nah, Tony got slapped hard when vert died in the 90s and he created Birdhouse to steer his own ship. He became a street skater for a bit, but it wasn’t his thing, so he went back to what he did best.
A buddy of mine was one of Tony’s first pros on Birdhouse, I went to visit him in Tampa when Tony was coming down to visit is well. Was cool, got to see the first kickflip 540 ever done by Tony (or anyone else), went to Olive Garden afterward and Tony bought us all dinner (though he said we were technically spending Per Welinder’s money since he was a company backer). I had the portobello ravioli if I remember correctly. It was very surreal being out to eat with a skateboarding legend as he was trying to figure out how to keep himself relevant in skateboarding. Those were fun times.

>>512968624
So, what did you do as a kid for fun, nigger? Kick dogs?

>>512967782 (OP)
>establishment:
>"I love money"
>counter culture:
>"I love money but in weird clothes"

Is he? The skater thing seems like a dated fad like disco.

All the Gen Alpha kiddies in Australia are buying high powered Ebikes and doing wheelies on the road these days. Maybe there's a few electric skateboards but it's mostly just bikes and scooters.

>>512967782 (OP)
Why would anyone dislike Tony Hawk

Man, I miss the old days. We used to beat the shit out of the jocks in the late 80s. All the chicks wanted us. We carved our own path balls deep.

>>512969010
>along with 70s hippies
Wasn't it the 60s?

>>512968935
this

>>512969043

>i was a quick cummer though (less than a minute BJ) back then so when we had sex i lasted maybe 30 seconds

Based two pump chump.

>>512967782 (OP)
america is the rebellious nation of lucifer

>>512969010
Mother fucker Tony Hawk always wore a helmet and knee pads her was always a slinky selling corporate puppet, same as Dave Mirra

>>512969234
F****** cope. The jocks openly called you dumbasses f***** and you would just look down like a b****.

>>512968843
I prefer dave mirra

>>512968515
This. That is what i remember about him is his video game in the 90s. Nobody gives a shit about skateboarding as a sport...even in the 90s it was fringe.

>>512969010
>jobless
Ok so I guess every non professional athlete and homeless person is “counter culture.” Did you think before typing this wall of retardation?

>>512967782 (OP)
>Isn't that strange?
Not really Tony Hawk has a 140+ IQ, got his first skateboard at 9, was dominating amateur competitions at 12, became a professional skateboarder at 14 and was making millions from corporate sponsorships at 16 because he was undeniably the best skateboarder in the world. He was at or even beyond that Tiger Woods level of sports prodigy where everyone could already tell he was going to be GOAT even when he was just a kid.

>>512969512
CTE is a helluva drug

>>512969432
I eat pieces of s*** like you for b*****.
I bet you played baseball and rode a DG.
I probably f***** your boyfriend.

>>512969115
How fucking lazy are you, holy shit nigger.

>>512969123
>A buddy of mine
Joe rogan, get the fuck off my 4chinks

Tony Hawk believes in occult magick. Inside the book "High Magick: A Guide to the Spiritual Practices That Saved My Life on Death Row" by Damien Echols, he endorses the book and says it's full of truth.

>>512967782 (OP)
imagine being tony hawk
like, dude, why?

>>512970012
The buddy was Paul Zitzer who ended up doing commentary for ESPN skate events, he’s from my home area, no need to make up shit that’s true, nigger.
But I haven’t seen him in years, not sure if he’d even remember who I am now.

>>512969043
How did you improve it?

>>512967782 (OP)
Tony Hawk is a glownigger princess who's daddy ran the contests he won. He's was such a good little leg kicker for Stacey Peralta, they kept Taz from entering the US to prove he was the true innovator of the 900 McSpin, and didn't need a drama show to do one. Taz could stick it first try every time because he wasn't gay.

>>512969695
is this what standing on the shoulder's of giants means?
like now many kids can do 900s and even 1080s and many tricks tony couldn't do.
Is it becasue others saw that it is possible that they are able to do more?
or does it have to do with being able to review the video of your tricks quicker becasue you have a phone iwth a camera in it?

>>512970238
>megaramp 900
who gives a fuck

>>512970150
practice, unironically

just having more sex. also focusing on breathing during sex. holding your breath makes you cum faster, so practicing taking good breaths helps

the most desperate thing i did was train my anus to clench harder. i did kegels, but also got a small butt plug to practice clenching on. i only did this like 3 times before i realized how gay it was …so id just say do kegels and breathing exercises

>>512970268
Same reason the deadlift world records keeps getting broken..2016, Eddie Hall lifted 500 kg. A few weeks ago, Hafthor Bjornson or however you spell his name, he lifted 505kg

>>512970378
>who gives a fuck
The whole world was watching that 45 minute attempt at the super spin, you're just mad you didn't see it live via satellite because you're a nerrrrrd

>>512970601
I fucked over 30 women and it got Worse gradually including Long Term relationships over years with regular Sex 2-3 Times a week (and more).

I think your tips about breathing and body conciousness in General are super true thou.


Does fapping make it worse? When I fap i wanna cum fast, im probably conditioning myself Wrongly.

>>512969115
go back to redit faggot

>>512969653
Counter culture usually involves some attempt at fantasizing that you are different and kool, which tony hawk is 100% associated with as well as general skateboard faggotry

>>512970601
Oh and you can Train your pelvic muscles as a man even without kegels but i never really felt it helps with time, only with erection.

>>512967782 (OP)
>this corporate stooge is a counter culture icon, now buy more monsters and red bull

>>512970601
>i did kegels, but also got a small butt plug to practice clenching on. i only did this like 3 times before i realized how gay it was …so id just say do kegels and breathing exercises

>>512967782 (OP)
he also encouraged nigger music in replace of the original soundtrack to the pro skater 3 remake

Tony Hawk?

More like Tony DORK

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>>512967782 (OP)
JD Vance and Trump freeing ghislaine maxwell is even wilder

>>512967782 (OP)
The old punk scene glows, it was a safe outlet for the rebellious

>>512967874
FPBP
retard thread

>>512970601
>but also got a small butt plug to practice clenching on. i only did this like 3 times before i realized how gay it was
How many times did you clench on the big butt plug?

>>512967782 (OP)
That pic looks like Tony Hawk, weird

>>512969512
That was a fun game

>>512967782 (OP)
Ah jeez it's another genx skater nostalgia thread on /pol/

>>512969234
>Mike V, behind Ross' Dress for Less, on the train tracks...

>>512967782 (OP)
>at 17
That’s a crazy young age to be given all that power

>>512971679
Extreme sports, or whatever they call it now has a serious pedo problem no one talks about. Watch that Bones Brigade documentary and tell me those dudes weren't gett ass blasted, you can't, especially that retard that did flatland skating.

>>512967874
fpbp
OP is retarded

>>512967782 (OP)
Hosoi and Dave Hackett smoked his ass.
Hawk is a daddy’s boy.

>>512972070
I think i seen that. Is there a scene in a greasy motel room where they're all shirtless? That was weird.

>>512967782 (OP)
not really

>>512969123
do any pro skaters use 4chan?

>>512972465
Gator had a happier ending, and he killed a bitch.

>>512969010
tony hawk is the least counterculture skater. people hated him cuz his boomer dad ran the events and yelled at everyone

>>512967782 (OP)
He’s a gen x sellout and always has been

Ali Boulala was counter culture and the entire Flip team, until he got Shane Cross killed

Any wannabe skaters watch Flip Sorry if you need direction

>>512967977
Because celebrating christendom is a good thing kike

>>512967782 (OP)
Tony Hawk earned everything he has and is a genuinely nice person.

>>512968357
Based

>>512967782 (OP)
>>512967874
He's one of the very few skaters who was able to turn it into a brand and make a lot of money doing it. He treated it like a business. Started a family.. stayed off drugs. Outsmarted the jew.... Always wore a helmet. I remember one time he was going to jump out of a helicopter onto a giant half pipe. And he chickened out at the last second because he didn't want to break his head open in front of his wife and child.
>counter culture.
in the 80s... not so much the 90s. Back when the skateboards looked like mini surfboards with wheels. He became basically a mainstream celebrity after that. Also most might not know but he defends the woke left. He probably was some kind of anti fa faggot.

>>512967782 (OP)
> Tony Hawk is considered a counter-cultural
No, there's nothing particularly countercultural about Tony Hawk's reputation. He simply has a reputation for being a pleasant good person who is or was very good at skateboarding and has a cool video game franchise.

Nobody thinks of Tony Hawk as some sort of counter culture subversive revolutionary or any shit like that. You pulled that completely out of your ass. He's a family man, doesn't do drugs, isn't covered in tattoos, doesn't promote degeneracy of any sort. All he does is encourage kids to go outside and have fun. Anybody who has a problem with Tony Hawk has brain damage.

>>512972524
No idea, but probably a few like Paul Hart and the other openly right-wing guys out there.

>>512967782 (OP)
I've never seen him as a counter-culture icon. He's just a really good skater and made a lot of money from it, he also seems really chill.

>>512967782 (OP)
Same for all of the Punk rockers. Why do we need a counter culture though? I do find it funny how, out of all the cultures every counter culture within each culture is always "Urban"

>>512967782 (OP)
>Tony Hawk is considered a counter-cultural American icon
Who? And i'm sure he's no nick fuentes.

>>512968357
Christ airs are fucking mad man

>>512970601
>I got a butt plug
Niggah you ghey

Tony was never counter culture. He was a skateboarding nerd with undeniable talent and work ethic.

tony hawk AND dave mirra came through the shitty car wash i worked at. missed them both somehow. just found out after they left. dang. i really wanted to ask tony hawk "why"

>>512969115
lmao talk to text doesnt censor those words. hes lying about being lazy. how lazy can you be.

>>512969798
here it is. the casting choice for shaggy for the new, edgier, darker scooby doo reboot