Thread 512968183

Without alcohol, I’m too afraid to talk to people.
I look good, but without drinking I can’t even look someone in the eye.

I’ve had five relationships, and before every single date I would drink 400 ml of vodka and chew six pieces of gum.

And you know what? The girls absolutely loved me.

The relationships didn’t last, but that was only because I never had a job which is another story entirely.

>>512968183 (OP)
I haven't drank in almost a year. Oh my, save me niggerman from the horror!

I am so thrilled right now because I'm drinking pills right now, don't wanna worry about a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZcFFKS-Qk

>>512967237
>>512968183 (OP)
Russian slide threads

>>512968183 (OP)
based

>>512968183 (OP)
I am so thrilled right now because I'm drinking pils right now, don't wanna worry about a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZcFFKS-Qk

What's the best alcohol to drink straight? I was gonna get Kraken. I've always enjoyed it. Is that dumb? Should I be drinking something else? Again straight only. Otherwise I get vodka with soda. But drinking vodka straight doesn't seem very appealing compared to Kraken. Which as I recall is just a spiced rum. Damn this is kinda making me want it.

Alcohol is definitely a confidence booster

>>512969469
Well, what are you in the mood for? What's the weather like?

>>512969469
Beer. Beer is not a choir to drink and it doesn't feel like someone is gaging you with their cock in your mouth so you want to puke.

>>512971050
Middle of summer. Its 100 degrees. Im inside though. Im just a soda pop kid so thats why spiced rum like Kraken is such a good fit for me. Im pretty unfamiliar with scotch so I guess I'll just get a random single malt and have a Pepsi challenge with Kraken and whatever else.

>>512971409
No Im on a recent very extremely strict fluid restriction to at most 2 liters a day. Like anything. Water, juice from eating a strawberry, it doesn't matter. So thats why Im asking. Ive been drinking budweiser 5% abv. Kraken is 40% abv as I recall. I guess I might as well toss in some vodka too if Im gonna have a big Pepsi challenge.

>>512971845
Okay... If I'm gonna recommend any liquor then its Highland Park

>>512968183 (OP)
You need a shrink nigger, they got meds for that

>>512972190
Ok cool thanks. I'll be interested to see if they have it.

>>512968183 (OP)
Put down dat shit
>>512969150
Is that spottemgottem?

>>512972402
why
without alcohol i will be a virgin still

>>512969277
go naxuj
we don't endorse drinking
op even said his relationship all failed

>>512968183 (OP)
I don't doubt it, i've heard scientists suggest alcohol use for young people to deal with the rising rate of isolation and dating issues. Just unfortunate that it also has so many destructive effects.

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