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Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512968253 >>512968308 >>512968759 >>512968906 >>512969120 >>512970237 >>512970551 >>512971909 >>512972879 >>512972907 >>512972935 >>512973044 >>512973124
Cute Safeway Clerk
Took a pic off of this cute safeway checkout girl's fb. What do you think, should I ask her on a date? idk she asked if I wanted to donate to the red cross, I bet she's tradwife material.

political: see Zerohedge top story for the news story
Anonymous (ID: OfRaQ95I) United States No.512968308 >>512968415
>>512968253 (OP)
I say go for it, anon.
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512968415
>>512968308
but what if she has a tough mean boyfriend?
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512968709
where my frens at?

my people like these.

is everyone here a jeet
Anonymous (ID: nBMfmnRT) United States No.512968759
>>512968253 (OP)
>that necklace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpqLssQwdI
Anonymous (ID: svN5dzt5) United States No.512968906 >>512969403 >>512972083
>>512968253 (OP)
Where are you gonna take her?
Anonymous (ID: bcxzeiA9) United States No.512969120 >>512969497
>>512968253 (OP)
You should probably stay away from her bud. The fact that you posted her picture on fucking 4nigger means you are an unstable psychopath
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512969403
>>512968906
maybe to a nice bbq place.
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512969497
>>512969120
I'm pretty sure she's into me. She called me "sir".
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512969985 >>512972519
Maybe I should wait until she walks to her car.
Anonymous (ID: pSpnaS3h) United States No.512970079 >>512970287
who's your role model? ted bundy?
Anonymous (ID: O+hNEQK0) United States No.512970237
>>512968253 (OP)
this photo looks like it was taken 13 years ago
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512970287
>>512970079
Wow why are you cockblocking me?
Anonymous (ID: T6VJE6cB) United States No.512970551 >>512971277 >>512973697
>>512968253 (OP)
only if you never have to see her again. if you're a regular there you might have to trick her into fucking you some other way. find a way to "bump into" her in real life. You're on her fb so find some place she frequents. Wait for her there and then ask her out. Bring her roses and explain your plan and efforts to meet her. She'll like that more than some creepy customer.
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512971277 >>512972716
>>512970551
how about i buy her roses and am all like these are for you after I pay?
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512971670
I'm a real catch. a virgin, and a talented shitposter. My shit's too hot for X
Anonymous (ID: iYAS6+cQ) Netherlands No.512971909
>>512968253 (OP)
No flowers you fucking cuck nigger you need to spend more time with her so that it blooms sort of organically then and dont wait too long make a move
Anonymous (ID: 2k/mn+Eg) United States No.512972083 >>512972200
>>512968906
To the hole he dug
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512972200 >>512972486
>>512972083
wats ur fb
Anonymous (ID: 2k/mn+Eg) United States No.512972486 >>512972590 >>512972602
>>512972200
OP just write your number and name, hand it to her, after checking out. Say on the note: "Wanna *check out* a new coffee place with me this wke?" Don't get rejected in a supermarket line.
Anonymous (ID: sq/f9373) United States No.512972519 >>512972721
>>512969985
dude she would love that. just be there waiting at her car as she's leaving for work. follow her home too and next time you see her you can say her address in a joking tone as you approach
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512972590
>>512972486
why would i care if i get rejected? i don't want to date the manager.
Anonymous (ID: sq/f9373) United States No.512972602
>>512972486
>Say on the note: "Wanna *check out* a new coffee place with me this wke?
that's a good way to protect your virginity
Anonymous (ID: TDpSMeZG) United States No.512972676
Nigger
Anonymous (ID: T6VJE6cB) United States No.512972716
>>512971277
you don't pay, you trick her into fucking you.
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512972721 >>512973687
>>512972519
i know how to pick locks, it's just a kia
Anonymous (ID: 0HWaHo5w) United States No.512972755 >>512972865 >>512972952
I got a job at a supermarket entirely to try and date cute cashiers but at my store literally everyone is fucking elderly, ugly, disabled, or all 3. Its one of those DEI stores that only hire cripples and blacks. And now what does it say about me if im hired. Im 18 and need a gf so bad bros but i have no access to girls.
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512972865
>>512972755
you should definitely learn lock picking.

also, a lot of immigrants speak languagrs that the police don't know.
Anonymous (ID: 1qRqUXof) Austria No.512972879
>>512968253 (OP)
That's Putins secret girlfriend

She is muslim btw
Explains the quran kissing
Anonymous (ID: ZjW9JB2C) United States No.512972906
Next time sheโ€™s checking you out, just ask if sheโ€™s single. If she says yes tell that sheโ€™s really beautiful and seems nice so you want to get to know her. If she says no, you can ask for the Instagram but should probably just drop out. Youโ€™ll know right away if she is receptive or not.
Anonymous (ID: vyXZrkZc) No.512972907 >>512973050
>>512968253 (OP)
She already has a bf it ain't you. Quit stalking loser
Anonymous (ID: QgYW76v0) United States No.512972935
>>512968253 (OP)
I just saw these two hotties in the cucumber section in my local Piggly Wiggly.
We are so back!
Anonymous (ID: ZjW9JB2C) United States No.512972952
>>512972755
Quit and get a job at a country club or a bar and restaurant. Trust me on this.
Anonymous (ID: YfH90u0f) United States No.512973044
>>512968253 (OP)
GTFO
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512973050
>>512972907
what if i gave her a different bodily fluid in a cute little charm every week?
Anonymous (ID: XKBXNE4t) United States No.512973124 >>512973198
>>512968253 (OP)
photo posted today on ZeroHedge
Anonymous (ID: TgTj06iK) United States No.512973190 >>512973353
Walk up, tell her you got mad froggy style skills, do a 360 and walk away. The next time you see her after that, wink at her and flick your tongue. If you've successfully completed these steps, she will be diamonds in her pussy.
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512973198
>>512973124
shit, it's her dad!

he looks tough
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512973353
>>512973190
another idea is to steal her shoes, then you burn them under moon in virgo trines venus. the stone you place in the fire becomes a powerful love amulet.
Anonymous (ID: sq/f9373) United States No.512973687 >>512973984
>>512972721
if you could pop up from the backseat and put your hands over her eyes just before you present the flowers, you would most likely secure a wife
Anonymous (ID: DP7L4K2q) United States No.512973697 >>512973892
>>512970551
This, feminists and actual creepy boomers have made it taboo to hit on a girl while she's working, when it used to be perfectly normal to do. Think, the best place to meet a young woman is where she works; she spends most of her waking hours there, it's just math. If she's in college it's probably all ready too late, she's already pretty slutted out. Whereas a pretty working class girl with a service industry job might still live with her parents, have a religious background,and have a good relationship with her father. Many are already slutted out single mothers, but I'd say there is more chance of success with a working girl than a college girl. That's why jews have campaigned so hard for women to see it as creepy to flirt with cashiers. In reality I bet a lot of 18-25 year old girls wageslaving somewhere would love it if some handsome older guy with his shit together swept her off her feet and rescued her from wage slavery. That's basically how i got my wife. Sje was an Appalachian girl working a Walmart that probably would have wound up married to some Church cuck she didn't really like if i hadn't scooped her up. You just have to be a little bit more clever about how you do it nowadays. Don't risk it at stores you have to go to every day in case it goes wrong. Do it when you're out of town and you know you'll never come back if you have a problem. The distance implied if it works means you can also use how faraway the girl lives from you to gauge her genuine interest in you. Girls will spend hours on the road to see a guy they really like, and a genuinely good girl will go out on a limb for a good guy, it's rarer now, but it still happens. It may not work for you but it's relatively low risk and low effort if you do it right, so there's really no reason not to.
Anonymous (ID: ZjW9JB2C) United States No.512973856
Iโ€™m debating taking out a friend of a friend that my friend insisted on me meeting. It absolutely will not go anywhere but Iโ€™m wondering if I should just be nice and take her to dinner or something.
Anonymous (ID: TgTj06iK) United States No.512973892
>>512973697
Anonymous (ID: 6rqywDi5) No.512973984
>>512973687
first, I probably should leave notes around her apartment lile "I hope u like paddling as much as i do"