Thread 512968366

>He still hasnt taken the daily red wine pill

NGMI

>anxiety
>depression
>low sex drive
>low confidence
>spends $500/mo on therapy

Lemme guess. He doesn’t day drink?

>>512968366 (OP)
>drinks red wine
>sharts
>dies
Thus is the circle of life

>>512968366 (OP)
I got fat after I took that pill

Italian wine makers live a long and healthy life

>>512968366 (OP)
https://youtu.be/h0QBWQ8b5Ok

>>512968622
day drinking will lead to turbocharged all of that

>>512968366 (OP)
What's your opinion on Retsina?
Do people actually drink that stuff or is it just a meme?

In my worst days, I could drink a bottle of red wine to myself in a few hours. The hangovers are terrible. It's not a good way to live.

>>512968366 (OP)
I dont like wine, I prefer a shot of vodka before showering.

>>512969358
Very nice!

>>512969246
One bottle is a perfectly normal amount of wine to consume.

>>512969246
>The hangovers are terrible
Isn't average amerimutt like 250 lbs? 25 oz bottle of red wine (14%) should be your normal serving size.

>>512969989
PER DAY?

>>512968366 (OP)
are you a woman

>>512970269
probably not healthy per day, plus its full of nitrates, but I wouldn’t say one bottle of red a night is extreme

>>512970122
>mfw I enter the bar and puke all over "her"

>>512970255
I'm 6'2" and 180lbs. If I drink a bottle of wine these days, I'll be pissing out of my ass for the next two days

>>512970269
Per evening. Per day could be twice as much easily.
I am 150-160 lbs and I drink half a bottle of 14% red wine every evening. On the weekend if I start in the morning I can slowly drink a whole bottle during the day. So it is safe to assume that a 250 lbs gigamutt should be able to consume twice as much with no hangover.

>>512970547
>I drink half a bottle of 14% red wine every evening. On the weekend if I start in the morning I can slowly drink a whole bottle during the day.
get help man

>>512970269
That's easy. You just drink it over an hour instead of throwing it back.

>>512970607
American six-pack of 5% beer is 72 oz or 2.1 l, it contains roughly the same amount of alcohol as a 25 oz/0.75l bottle of 14% red wine.
I am sure a lot of americans drink a six-pack every evening and are doing just fine.

>>512968366 (OP)
>daily
I wish you many pleasant moments with this solvent.

Kys

>>512970269
Yes. Get you the 2-buck chuck at trader Joe's, the "fast red" I forget what it's called. Beaujolais maybe. Start it with supper, take a digestion break, then finish the bottle to relax yourself before bed.

>>512970255

ROLL that whale back into the ocean

>>512968366 (OP)
>>512970960
In 1976, 65-year-old Stamatis Moraitis was diagnosed with lung cancer and given less than a year to live. After several doctors confirmed the diagnosis, Moraitis refused treatment and moved back to the Greek Island where he was raised to be buried with his ancestors. He reconnected with his faith walking to a tiny chapel near his home. His childhood friends began visiting and they talked for hours, sharing a bottle or two of wine. Moraitis planted vegetables in a small garden even though he thought he wouldn’t be around to harvest them. In the evening, he walked to the local tavern to play dominoes with his friends. Decades later, on a trip to visit his children in the U.S., he tried to return to his doctors to see why he was still alive. "My doctors were all dead," he said. Moraitis passed away at the age of 102, 36 years after being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer

>>512971147
But first coom into it!

>>512970420
We take no prisoners