Thread 512969336

If Russia just had more frozen tundra with oil beneath it, they would be a rich superpower instead of a shithole.

rage bait headline from an agenda driven journalist.

What would they even do with it?

>>512969336 (OP)
>no refunds

>>512969568
utilize all the western infrastructure we built there

>>512969678
>muh'lady

>>512969336 (OP)
Ukraine really is falling apart i guess. All these types of posts kinda prove it

>>512969568
Make Canadians seethe, which would almost be based.

>>512969539
Yeah, Russia would never attempt to reconquer land that was no longer theirs. It is totally not a pattern for Russia to invade and annex former Soviet Union and Russian Empire territories.

>>512969336 (OP)
Alaskans could probably fend off Russia without any backup from the mainland.

>>512969846
That makes sense. They can dismantle the roads and ship them back to Russia for rebuilding.

>>512969922
>Ukraine really is falling apart i guess. All these types of posts kinda prove it

>>512970101
Meh. Retired boomer scum that build muh secluded cabins in the woods would just bail back to California and Texas.

>>512969336 (OP)
fake and gay.
based if true.

I seriously doubt Russians(the people) want Alaska.
Their politicians do.

>>512969568
Strip mine, clear cut, depopulate.

>>512969336 (OP)
Epstein absolution for Trump in exchange for Alaska. Sounds like a good deal.

>>512969568
They’d own even more land filled with violent alcoholics and criminals in hiding.

>>512969984
kek. Russian boomers already talking about the next Alaska special operation.

>>512970802
Lmao. How many russian transports will be at the bottom of the Bering Straight?

>>512970477
>ur russian reply
yeapppp you're retarded and ukraine is falling apart, thanks for confirming

>>512971791
>yeapppp you're retarded and ukraine is falling apart, thanks for confirming

>>512971868
>more ur russian spam
what makes ukrainoids like this?

>>512969922
>Ukraine really is falling apart i guess. All these types of posts kinda prove it

Russia is already huge, why do they need more land like Ukraine and Alaska with their relatively small population?

If anything China should take everything from Russiabeast of the Urals for their huge population.

>>512971161
Putin will recreate the land bridge that once connected the continents

>>512969336 (OP)
smeagol looking ass

>>512972385
Um no Siberia is mostly populated by Slavs.

>>512969336 (OP)
Why would they need Alaska when they have Siberia, which pretty much has the same climate and natural resources?

>>512969336 (OP)
God, has there ever been a nation more retarded than Russia?

>>512972385
they are nigger brained. 'gibs me dat!!'

once you realize they're nigger brained all of their actions make sense.

>>512969984
There's a bit of a difference between reconquering some neighboring land that split off into some shitty little country your geopolitical rivals have an interest in and reconquering some oversea territory you sold to what has become the most powerful country on the planet
they would be more likely to go for the baltic states first if they wanted to try and take a chunk out of nato

>>512969336 (OP)
those retards sold it willingly

>>512972553
Siberia is mostly unpopulated

>>512969336 (OP)
Unironically, DO IT FAGGOT

It's ours really

>>512972739
UK. Look at your current censorship laws.

>>512972108
it's like the same fucking replies spammed whenever you talk shit about ukraine. curious.

>>512969336 (OP)
Bullshit news. Russia is not interested in Alaska.

>>512972886
Siberia is 85% Slavic.

>>512969336 (OP)
Come take it drunken vodkaniggers

>>512973089
Why lie?

>>512972803
>first
Okay, did the headline say anything about Russia going for Alaska first? Where does the headline say anything wrong? Where is it 'rage baiting'? Are the long term imperialist plans against your nation by the world's largest nuclear arsenal not news worthy enough for you or something?

>>512969568
Oil

>>512969336 (OP)
RUSSIA IS NOT TRYING TO GET ALASKA BACK
DELETE THIS THREAD

>>512973116
So? Australia will be 85% chinese in a few years

>>512969568
The same thing they already do with their vast holdings of tundra and wasteland. Shit it up and extract resources in the least efficient way possible then sell it to the Chinese at a discount to fund the next ill conceived war.

>>512969336 (OP)
the deadliest putsch

>>512969336 (OP)
>foreigner makes joke
>85 iq journalist sees it, doesn’t know what a joke is, reports it as if it’s news

>>512969336 (OP)
timewasting clickbait thread

>>512969336 (OP)
I’ll move to Alaska if he gets it back

>>512973064
People are rightly pointing out that you are a moron.

>>512973146
You know this is AI because the soldiers have guns and gear

>>512973186
Not only that but they at the time thought it was a great deal and viewed the land as worthless. Seward was mocked relentlessly for what was seen as a foolish waste of money.

>>512969336 (OP)
>journalists suddenly start reporting every ironic twitter shit post as breaking news
where are the files, donny?

Step right this way folks, join the Army today

>>512969984
Kek this
>>512969539
Cope

>>512973505
Russian state TV host Vladimir Solovyov, and many prominent russian figures on his have said that Alaska belongs to Russia. Putin himself has said, many times: "Wherever a Russian soldier has set foot in, belongs to Russia forever". You do realize that includes Alaska, yes? Just how many times does this "joke" have to be repeated until it stops being a joke and becomes something more?
https://meduza.io/en/news/2025/06/20/wherever-a-russian-soldier-sets-foot-that-s-ours-vladimir-putin-declares

>>512969336 (OP)
>imagine the absolute clusterfuck if America gives Russia ukranian clay to end the war

>>512973505
>>512974130
Russian state TV host Vladimir Solovyov, and many prominent russian figures on his show have said that Alaska belongs to Russia. Putin himself has said, many times: "Wherever a Russian soldier has set foot in, belongs to Russia forever". You do realize that includes Alaska, yes? Just how many times does this "joke" have to be repeated until it stops being a joke and becomes something more?
https://meduza.io/en/news/2025/06/20/wherever-a-russian-soldier-sets-foot-that-s-ours-vladimir-putin-declares

>>512974245
Most Americans fail to grasp the Slavic idea of property rights. Or to put it another way the idea that once a Russian owns something he owns it forever even of he gives it away or trades it.

Russia invading Alaska would be pretty funny though. Trump would have to put even harsher sanctions on them and give them even more deadlines to strongly reconsider their actions. Only after blaming the governor of Alaska for provoking him to invade of course.

>>512974100
>ur dumb!!! if I use big words it's true
no dumbass they're calling me russian, you seem to be the moran

This is why all Russians have to be exterminated. They are a threat to everyone in perpetuity. The passage of time does not sate their desire to conquer the entire planet, if they could. They must be eradicated.

>>512974541
>greentexting me with a wojak means they are literally calling me russian!
No idiot, you're just being labeled a moron. That much can be inferred from your laughably terrible turn of phrase. You simply aren't very intelligent.

>>512974356
imagine the absolute clustefuck if trump gives russia alaska and ukraine to make it look like he is controlled by russians not jews

>>512969336 (OP)
No one likes Indian givers

>>512970562
trump already said alaska is russian, it's just some paperwork and it will be official.

>>512969336 (OP)
Hahaha!
Say goodbye to "Alaska", as you used to call it!

Putin is going to get what he wants and burgers know it.
WHAT A TIMELINE!
Finally a hockey rival, right next door!

>>512969846
Epstein.....5'11"
Trump.......6'4"

>>512969336 (OP)
Come and take it from us Ivan.

>>512969336 (OP)
i hope it happens. imagine the seething from european politicians

>>512970802
Everytime leftists say that most russians are good people and it's just the putin (that they definitely didn't actually vote for!) that's evil, I just think of videos like this and remember that the only good russian is a dead russian.

>>512969984
>It is totally not a pattern for Russia to invade and annex former Soviet Union and Russian Empire territories.
Pattern is when there are more than one case, retard

>>512981121
>chechenya, georgia, ukraine
yea no pattern here you disgusting creature

>>512974356
It's not theirs to give away.

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>>512970802
Look at these ugly warmonger mongols. Fucking hell the US should have finished the job and destroy the soviets when they had the chance.
They also look poor af, no teeth despite living in cities. Imagine the countryside of Russia. 1/6 russia with no access to toilets is now a believable ratio.

>>512978931
leftist over here support russia. Not openly though (yet).

>>512969336 (OP)
Leave it to Trump to promise Canada as the 51st state, but end up going back to 49 states.

>>512977992
Europeans won't care if America collapses by giving Russia an entire state out of nowhere lmao.
You should watch for Palin's seething when the tea party she spearheaded ends up costing her home.

>>512982148
If Russia attacks the US I'm going in, Lafayette style.

>>512981121
see
>>512981470
ziggers are as botted as north koreans.
absolute fucking dumb cunts. low 80's IQ for sure.

>>512981121
>Finland
>Georgia
>Chechnya (twice)
>Ukraine (twice)
Anything else, Oxcart-of-shit-kun?

>>512969336 (OP)
Alaska is rightful Ivan clay.
Prussia is also rightful German clay.
mutts and polekikes need to give back these lands.

>>512981470
>>512982378
>Chechya
Treehugging plebbit shitlibs simping for literal proto-ISIS rogue state of wahhabi marauders will never not be hilarious.

>>512982773
regardless of the morons in it, you still invaded them and sided with the non-whites in that country.

>>512982773
They weren't isis tier until you bombed them to oblivion. In the end you lost AND they are more Islamist than ever AND they get to use your country like a whore, with full impunity.

>>512969336 (OP)
LoL - eat shit Ivan

>>512969568
The same they do in Russia, and everywhere they settle, turn it into Mordor.

>>512970802
All of them look and sound braindamaged.

>>512969539
Quit whining BRICS nigga

>>512969336 (OP)
>World News Reporter
>Russians urge
I'd bet that cunt can't name a single source for this bait. Putin is too smart to waste his time with such nonsense.

>>512981866
Yes.

>>512983537
>Putin is too smart
Nah he's a moron. The Ukraine invasion proves this.

>>512969336 (OP)
Trump is such a cuck bitch for Putin, i bet he'll actually return it lmao.
Maybe in 3 years as a farewell for fellow mericans

>>512969336 (OP)
Alaska is ours. Death to Putin and death to all mongol-faced ziggers.

I don't know why so butthurt about what russia will do if they got alaska back? Did yank not mining it right now? Did they not extract oil right now? What the fuck do you want them to do if they got it back. Heck, why even get angry at all?

>>512983050
>facts don't matter only my feefees and weaksauce deflection matters
Try again.
>>512983070
>we were good guys who dindu nuffin
Lol. You were savage retards 200 years ago as evidenced by many a literary classic, you were savage retards 30 years ago and you're still savage retards now, Ushat Pomoev.
>get to use your country like a whore, with full impunity
Yeah, yeah. Those 1.5 million mountain nogs subsisting on $200 a month sure do live vicariously through a handful of compradors driving Bentleys.

>>512969568
Turn it into a radioactive wasteland, like they do with every territory they occupy.

>>512983827
I don't particulary like chechens/muslims, and ofc it pains me to see that they run your country and that russian "patriots" rather genocide their slavic brother for the sake of their kike oligarchs than dealing with them.

>>512974435
lol you’re an actual retard bud

>>512983070
>frenchie simp for kosher muzzie

so what's the new name? alaskiova? alakijv? aluskun?

Nah.

But we should definitely take Sakhalin and give it back to the Japs. It's their rightful clay.

>>512969336 (OP)
Alaska would be a liability. Controlling Siberia from Moscow is a big enough challenge already.

>>512981121
He was kindly asking you to make it a pattern!

>>512983953
>condensing half a dozen stale nafotroon narratives and prefab buzzphrases into a single sentence
Oof. Even LLMs can do better than that these days.

>>512969336 (OP)
based
america should be blakanized and amerimutts should pay repartions for the EU regime crimes

>>512970770
As if Western countries arent 50% functioning alcoholics anyway

>>512973333
checked

>>512970802
Why do Russians have such fucked beyond belief teeth.
Unbelievable

Remember when you see a Russian flag here it’s some vodka fueled toothless savage whitenigger

>>512969336 (OP)
Propaganda for retards

>>512971868
>>512972108
Ukraine lost
The entire world laughs at you

>>512987525
>The entire world laughs at you
Go to your GP and have your testosterone levels checked.

>>512987525
>Ukraine lost
>The entire world laughs at you

>>512969336 (OP)
>>512969433
>>512969539
>>512969539
Trump has already formally recognized Alaska as Russian territory.

>>512973878
>>512973878
>>512973878

Meeting on Friday will be primarily about that.

>>512969568
conscript the natives and send them to Ukrop, what else is there to do

>>512969336 (OP)
They want Trump to go to war SO goddamn bad just to make him look bad and be able to, "See! I told you so!"
OR
They want Trump to GIVE or sell it back (refund from Russia, even) to be able to say, "See! I told you they were in cahoots!"
Leftists, man...HIGHLY dangerous.

>>512969336 (OP)
Come and take it. Ladyboys.

>>512969336 (OP)
I dare a bear fucking subhuman to even try, you won't do shit you drunken mongoloid rape babies.

If israel owns gaza russia owns alaska

>>512988451
How do you have this strong a reaction to a bullshit jewish propaganda headline?
I think its time to pause and rethink your life.

>>512974356
In all honesty, you could probably get away with only handing over portions of the country that were pro-russia before the war.

>>512988559
Huh? It's called shitposting retard newfag foreign nigger. Omg look how seething in rage I am at you bro, I'm going to die from a seethe attack.

>>512977397
jokes on you Leaf nigger, we're just going to let them stage their invasion of Leafistan from Alaska
we'll be attacking from the south

>>512987732
That's the Tuesday two weeks from now, isn't it?

>>512969336 (OP)
I want you to try so I can torture Russian POWs to death and laugh about it to my grandkids.

>>512974435
Russian soldiers have been to every country in the world by now. There are likely some off duty ones in Washington right now.
This is not a serious claim

>>512982773
>nooooo you atheist libtards should side with us against the evil muslims!
they don't care you slavshit dog, they celebrated Al Nusra BTFO ziggers and their puppet Assad
as of now they hate you more than us because you are the biggest savage threat to them, based hohols killed far more roachians in 3 years than what we killed in 30 years