Alcohol saved my life
Without alcohol, I’m too scared to talk to anyone.
I look fine, but without a drink, I can’t even meet someone’s gaze.
I’ve had five relationships, and before every date, I’d knock back 400ml of vodka plus six gums.
Guess what? THE GIRLS FUCKING LOVED IT.
The relationships didn’t last, though I never had a job, but that’s a different story.
I look fine, but without a drink, I can’t even meet someone’s gaze.
I’ve had five relationships, and before every date, I’d knock back 400ml of vodka plus six gums.
Guess what? THE GIRLS FUCKING LOVED IT.
The relationships didn’t last, though I never had a job, but that’s a different story.