Thread 512973878

HE'S RIGHT
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>‘I’m going to Russia on Friday’: Trump appears to forget Alaska is in US

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-alaska-russia-putin-leningrad-b2806865.html

He's such a clueless, useless fucking shabbos grifting orange nigger.

Well, he's white so I'm sure he's correct somehow.

If he gives any land from Alaska to Russia , trump is going to not live very long

>Trump will bring peace in Ukraine by giving Alaska to Russia
>Miggers mad cuz he didn't give it to Israel
Yes I'm from the future

>>512973878 (OP)
Wharton School of pampered retards

YOU JUST MADE THIS THREAD
MAKE IT AGAIN PLOX

>>512974118
Don't worry, he'll just give oil and rare earth minerals.

>>512973878 (OP)
>when Biden says something retarded he has dementia
>when Trump says something retarded it means he’s based

>>512973878 (OP)
Nice fake news. As usual OP is a faggot

>>512973878 (OP)
That's not even an error, it's a figure of speech called metonymy. "Going to Russia" means "going to the Russians/Putin." Trump apparently has a better command of English than you.

>>512974582
>saying you're meeting PUTIN in RUSSIA instead of Alaska is total mental failure on par with shit like pic related
You faggots are the fucking worst.

>>512975227
It’s part of a bigger picture, Trump’s gaffes are becoming more and more frequent from calling the Japanese President “Mr Japan” to claiming his undle Prof. John Trump taught Ted Kaczynski at MIT.

>>512975667
Tim Apple was years ago

>he gives Putin Alaska instead of Ukraine and invades Canada together with Russia
Only China can save us.

>>512975667
>It’s part of a bigger picture
>yeah that's actually my point but I realize it's absurd so I'm going to insist there's a whole litany of comparable examples that totally aren't simple flubs as compared to this faggot talking about kids rubbing the hair on his legs while he's in a pool
You're a shining example of why TDS is common vernacular.

>>512973878 (OP)
He is SO going to give Putin parts of Russia. Oh yes. We'll get nothing in return except Russian troops and hardware breathing down our neck, but at least Trump has more gold in the Oval Office!

>>512974927
cope

>>512976093
>He is SO going to give Putin parts of Russia.

>>512976097
you lost

>mispeak a few times in a 2 hour press conference
>BLOOMPF
We got him now sisters

>>512976181
lol it used to be Russia. I did fuck up though, won't lie. It's literally Trump's fault. I'm stressed by nigger jews. So anyway, he is going to promise Putin all those hard to draw parts of Alaska.
Thank you.

I'm tired of Republicans seething when Biden trips on a step or something but then ignore every single retarded thing that Trump has uttered on a daily basis for the past decade.

>>512976097
It's true, though, that's how language works. If a politician says "I'm going to the White House" it doesn't necessarily mean they're physically going there, it can mean they're going to appeal to the President in some way. Metonymy gets used all the time like this, as well as in everday speech. If you refer to the movie industry as "Hollywood" you're using metonymy.

>>512976097
Really can't stand the orange nigger but he's right. You're retarded. I think all the dog cum went straight to your brain.

>>512973878 (OP)
What's an Alaska? Is that some kind of one of them there Japanesey suishies?

>>512973878 (OP)
nonono

Trump is going to a Russian island, probably.

Jesus Christ, the state of the news.

iteneraray:
>alaska
>russia (it's close)

>>512976218
Nah, the 2025 election was rigged. Trump didn't win.

>>512974927
no

Trump is going to Russia after they meet in Alaska. it's an itenerary.

If Russia took Alaska, it would not be next to the US, just Canada. Canada would have a land border with Russia.

He may be whipping Canada into line -- cooperate with us, or you'll get to deal with Russia.

>>512976626
you missed

>>512976631
I haven't heard about that at all.

The guy will literally suck jewish dick on tv but all you niggers care about is that he said something stupid like he's going to Russia when he's going to Alaska instead? Are you fucking kidding me?

>>512976548
Sarah Palin was cool. Now all we get is Lisa Murkowski. Yuck.

>>512976548
I think it's a type of cod.

>>512976631
hes going to russia to have a meeting with them in alaska this isnt even a gaff this is kikes twisting and seething like the t-1000 in molten metal and its making me hard

Its like the people who refer to california as part of mexico

>>512976728
He's liable to promise parts of Alaska to Putin, dummy. Then Putin will launch nukes if "we" renege. They are all that stupid.

>>512973878 (OP)

Agent Krasnov

>>512974927
>Trump apparently has a better command of English than you.

“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

>>512973878 (OP)
>I voted for this to own the libs and foids

I don't watch TV and I don't pay attention to CIA AI generated "news" propaganda

Retards in this thread believe JFK and Lee Harvey Oswald were assassinated and the earth's human population is 8 billion. I HATE ALL OF YOU RETARDS

>>512976910
I have broken more Elton John records,
he seems to have a lot of records.
And I, by the way,
I don’t have a musical instrument.
I don’t have a guitar or an organ.
No organ.
Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping.
No we’ve broken a lot of records.
We’ve broken virtually every record.
Because you know,
look I only need this space. They need much more room.
For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports,
they need a lot of room.
We don’t need it.
We have people in that space.
So we break all of these records.
Really we do it without like, the musical instruments.
This is the only musical:
the mouth.
And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth.
Right?
The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain.
The brain is much
more important.

This would pass for modern poetry once you break the lines up.

You've got to be literal, clinical vegetative to think that there's going to be a physical, face to face meeting in "X location on X date." If (if) there is a meeting between Orange Man and Russian Hitler, it's already happened.

>>512977215
Here's a published modern poem for comparison.

>>512976810
>he thinks Trump would give away Alaska
Do you even know who is president and the ego he has? He wants other countries, he doesn't want to give away anything. Probably wouldn't even give away CA or NY despite how much he hates them.

>>512977215
You can do it with this one too:

“So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer. He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.” I said, ‘I think it’s a good question.’ I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that.”

>>512976626
netanyahu kills kids for bernie sanders

>>512976354
>when Biden trips on a step or something
Do you ever get tired of your imaginary reality? The dude made Reagan look spry and alert by comparison.

>>512977750
So I said,
so there’s a shark
10 yards away from the boat,
10 yards or here,
do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking?
Water goes over the battery,
the boat is sinking.
Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump
over by the shark
and not get electrocuted?
Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer.
He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.”
I said, "I think it’s a good question."
I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I’d do
if there was a shark or you get electrocuted,
I’ll take electrocution
every
single
time.
I’m not getting near the shark.
So we’re going to end that.

>>512977012
but Trump really is also going to Russia

>>512973878 (OP)
I want to believe it's him dissing on Putin but God only knows

>>512977750
So I said,
so there’s a shark
10 yards away from the boat,
10 yards or here,
do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking?
Water goes over the battery,
the boat is sinking.
Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump
over by the shark
and not get electrocuted?
Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer.
He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.”
I said, "I think it’s a good question."
I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.
But you know what I’d do
if there was a shark or you get electrocuted,
I’ll take electrocution
every
single
time.
I’m not getting near the shark.
So we’re going to end that.

>>512976728
>The guy will literally suck jewish dick on tv
Please provide video of Trump literally sucking jewish dick on TV or admit that you're a fucking retarded faggot who makes up complete and total bullshit because your TDS is out of control.

>>512978141
i am ur god

trump is also visiting Russia

>>512978165
crooks who shot Trump was a 4chan mod, and the mods haven't changed.

>>512974149

That's such a retarded claim. I'll get a tattoo if he does that.

>>512978070
And Trump is a retard.

>>512978658
it's just the lying kike press

Trump's itenerary includes a visit to Russia, after Alaska.

the mods are fucking morons, they leave blueanon crap up (crooks the Trump shooter was a 4chan admin), and they take fown good threads like picrel.

>>512978888
but you jews kill Gaza children and will be tormented in hellfire for eternity.

>>512976626

Youre right, Trump didnt win the 2025 election

>Fact Check: Donald Trump won the 2024 election. There was no 2025 election.

>>512979090
fact check

the democrats will fuck your wife in the ass.

>>512973878 (OP)
CHEETO HITLER WONT BE TAKING ANY SHIT FROM LIL PUTY

REMEMBER WHO ARMED THEUKRAINE WHEN OBUMMER WOULD ONLY SEND BLANKETS

>>512978165
>TDS
Nah fuck you nigger, I voted for Trump 3 times. He then went and dropped bombs on a country 7000 miles away and also kept on supplying aid to that ukrainian jew. he's dead to me.

>>512974927
This

>>512979035
>b-but
I don't care. Trump is still a retard.

>>512979237

>Fact Check: Your post is fiction. I on the other hand already fucked you're wife :^)

>>512978152
Gorgeous

>>512977481
This. You're have to have negative geopolitical understanding to think that we would give anyone anything, beyond some vague connection to prior "Trump is Putins cocksleeve" schoolyard level propaganda. The military presence in Alaska ALONE could thwart any invasions from weak ass "cant handle Ukraine" Russia across the straight.

>>512978997
>Trump's itenerary includes a visit to Russia, after Alaska.
No it doesn't you fucking liar, you just pulled that shit straight out of your ass

So many kikes seething. Russia is taking back what's theirs and will free the people of Alaska from degenerate ZOG just like he's freeing the people of Ukraine.
Many american posters support that and I bet the people of Alaska can't wait to be reunited with their bothers.

>>512979035
>Trump is retarded and old
>yeah well ur a jew
Behold, the Americattle. A product of generations of miscegenation and failed public schooling, he has been bred to be fattened up and slaughtered by his Israeli masters. When confronted with the fact that his emperor truly has no clothes, he falls back on thinly veiled antisemitism and religion. Soon, he will come to face the butcher's knife, and right before his pathetic life is extinguished to feed his masters, he will utter
>you lost tranny
And then the knife will find his mark. His carcass will still be warm when the Israelis will swarm to feast on his corpse. And oh how they will feast.

what part of this fact so you disagree with anon?
>Whites and kikes are the bane of the entire planet and need to be killed. They rape, torture and murder little kids throughout the entire world and they are so paranoid that they are the minorities on the planet, that they have to spy and sell people's info just to maintain supremacy and dominance. They promote and post DEGENERACY on this board and other boards constantly and DAILY.
>TKD!!!! TWD!!!!
>THE WORLD NEEDS TO BE RID OF THESE DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE PARASITES IN ORDER TO HEAL.

Whites and kikes are symbiotic. You can't recognize, criticize, nor hate one without the other. Western civilization is white as it jewish. Inseparable pedophile lovers.

>>512974079
Biggest dupe in the history of America

>>512973878 (OP)
He's going to give Russia Alaska kek

he's senile as fuck.
can you imagine the uproar if biden had said that?
hypocritical cunts you magatards are.

>>512973878 (OP)
i mean america is not a real country is just an economic zone where jews have all the rights

>>512982281
who writes this shit? russia has no connection to alaska

>>512982307
>Weird liberal gay erotica fan fiction
Get off my dick, queer

>>512982899
SHALOM

>>512982959
russians are a subhuman nigger race that won't see the 22nd century

>>512978888
>reeeeeeee orange man bad
Get some new material, faggot, and stop wasting good digits on such cope.

>>512979889
>>TDS
>Nah fuck you nigger
That's some impressively fast confirmation. Appreciated.

Effects if Trump trades Alaska to Putin and Alaska becomes Russia


Loss of Natural Resource Revenue – Alaska’s oil, natural gas, gold, and seafood industries are worth tens of billions annually. The U.S. federal government and Alaskan state economy would lose all royalty, tax, and export income.

Energy Price Spike – Alaska produces roughly 3–4% of U.S. crude oil. Losing that supply to a foreign, unfriendly power could raise gasoline and heating oil prices, especially in West Coast markets.

Economic Collapse & Migration – Many Alaskans would likely flee to the continental U.S. to avoid Russian governance, spiking housing demand and job competition in nearby states.

Property Value Wipeout – U.S.-owned businesses and real estate in Alaska could be seized or abandoned, wiping out wealth.

Frozen Pensions & Benefits – Federal employees and Native Alaskan corporations dependent on U.S. subsidies could lose income.

Loss of Domestic Supply – The U.S. would have to import a much larger share of seafood, likely from Norway, Canada, or… ironically… Russia.

Price Surge – Seafood prices in U.S. grocery stores and restaurants could spike 20–50% in the first few years due to lost domestic catch and tariffs on Russian exports.

Processing Plant Closures – Alaska’s processing plants employ tens of thousands of seasonal workers; their shutdown would ripple through the Pacific Northwest

>>512976181
Art of the deal

>>512982840
>he's senile as fuck.

>>512975227
Bro it is WILD that they really tried to run biden and said he was all good

>>512973878 (OP)
holy crap!!! trump freaking blew it this time!! he said af reaking sentence wrong!! that means this time, russia will freaking win the war!! for four freaking years but dont worry drumpf orange fascist lost!!!

>>512974149
It makes sense to sell Alaska. Sell it for 4 trillion. Pay off a bit of the national debt. Rebuild Detroit. Give every American a one time cash payment. It'd be based and red pilled and I'm tired of pretend that it wouldn't be.

Every American would get 12k if we used 2 trillion to pay of the debt and 2 trillion to the people.

Alaska is garbage and I hate Alaskans. They don't even consider themselves American. Fuck them. Fuck that state. Sell it. Get a bag.

>>512983695
>only 1 can be senile!!!111!
you're a true retard m8

>>512973878 (OP)
Stupid russian commies

>>512983825
Stupid faggot we aren't paying off the debt people just give us money and there's nothing you can do
Also Russia is poor can't afford it back

>>512983701
Bruh, DRUMPF is the senile one. You'd have to be senile to make the mistake of saying you're meeting Putin in Russia. Makes no sense whatsoever to anyone, ever.

>>512983945
See? This guy knows, the day you associate the leader of a country with the actual country, it's fucking over, stage 10 dementia, drumpf is finished 4 all time 4 reelz nc ong bet!!!!

>>512973878 (OP)
“I’m going to Russia” just means he’s going to talk to Russia’s government. this is a normal colloquial phrase in English and Trump uses it frequently. I’m sure you can easily find clips of him on the campaign trail saying he’s “going to go to China” and everyone at that time understood that he meant negotiations which didn’t necessitate a state visit.
also even though the city proper had its name reverted to “st petersburg” (actually it’s just called sankt-peterburg without the s in russian), the region is still called leningrad, so leningrad still exists

>>512976337
speaking is his job

>>512984669
>the job of the president is...to talk
Holy shit. You and the roofuckers are doing a bang-up job of reminding everyone what retards you are.

>>512973878 (OP)
He didn't make an oopsie. He did it on purpose to suck off putin

>>512973878 (OP)
How much is trump willing to give up to putin to keep those pee pee tapes from being released?

>>512974079
Kek at the image

>>512983457
Did he say that? He just said Trump is a retard.

>>512975227
>>512974582
Ditch the gerontocracy, perhaps?