Thread 512977591

Why are Americans like this?

>>512977591 (OP)
When I was fucking your mom, I had her put the skittles in her butthole

>y-you can't just remove the poisons from your food that the big corporations (that i claim to hate but i really don't) put there like that!
why are commies like this?

enemas. That’s all I’ll say. Those that don’t do them, end up with gut cancer eventually

>>512977743
Based.

>>512977591 (OP)
>natural skittles
About as groundbreaking as “nutural cola” minus the black coloring

>>512977828
>>512977743
Way too many references to anal functions itt. Thread successfully derailed

>>512977816
>dey skittles finna be's healthy if Is wash thems hard enuff in chlorine, ditto fo' fries if dey be deep fried in based substance
You're a fucking idiot.

>>512977591 (OP)
>natural skeetles
Lmao. I shit you not I've seen salt being sold in USA with a bunch of labels including non-gmo. On salt.

>>512977591 (OP)
Smurf cereal turned your poo blue, I should have saved it, poos would worship me as a God.

>>512977591 (OP)
Why can't the kids just have grapes or cherries? Why the extra effort to feed them sugar poison?

>>512977816
The dyes are quite possibly the least poisionous part of Skittles.

>>512978001
>>512978080
America will outlive your piece of shit countries.

>>512978001
>thinks i was commenting on the literal xwatter post and not the general topic of the thread
are you having an inbred moment over there, achmed?

>>512977927
Back in the food ol days.

>>512977816
>"Everyone else made these chemicals illegal because of health reasons but a chocolate bar is unhealthier than a salad so its fine, do nothing and eat"
They're retarded

>>512978192
Nigger your diabetic extremities won't outlive the contents of my fridge.

>>512977828
they should be mandatory. there's nothing worse than putting your dick in a twink and getting covered in shit

>>512978380
You can read, can you?

>>512977816
You don't wash your Skittles like chicken?

>>512977743
I pooped some totally intact chia seeds the other day. Idk how you get any nutrition out of them if you just poo the whole thing out. Maybe you could do a study on it with op's mom and a blood sugar monitor.

>>512978498
i can. i can also glean context from things without having to be explicitly told about them.
it's because i'm not a retard brownoid, achmed.

>>512978192
The Epstein files being unreleased will outlive USA

>>512977591 (OP)
>Natural Skittles
Were not going to make it

>>512977816
HFCS doesn't get washed away troonanon.

>>512978153
>grapes or cherries
Banana is my favorite.

>>512978534
you are suppose to soak them in water over night of put in a blender, those seeds will last 25 years with no packaging, natural survival food.

>>512978192
we have beers older than your "country"

>>512977591 (OP)
based natural skittles, straight from the tree

>>512977816
eat a real lemon or lime or strawberry instead of your skittleslop

>>512977591 (OP)
I dunno. Americans are also afraid of lab meat causing cancer when red meat causes cancer already and eating that is a non-issue for people.

>>512977591 (OP)
>Some faggot journo talking shit about Steak n' Shake
There's a brick out there aching to bash this faggot's head in.

>>512978985
>You have to choose from my curated list of bullshit
Go die nigger, not eating your fake meat

Skittles without the dyes is just sugar, which is totally fine.

>>512978191
>sugar, corn syrup
w-why?

>>512978934
>eat a real lemon or lime
those aren't "eaten". they're too sour for that, pajeetbro.

>>512977591 (OP)
I keep saying over and over it's pure unadulterated
>fat cope
for hamplanets to blame the ingredients. Stop enabling them, niggers.

>>512977816
>I washed the artificial dyes off my oily sugarsyrup nuggets so now it's healthy
excellent bait, but don't be retarded.
It's kinda like how no artificial dye froot loops in Canada are technically '''healthier''' than American radioactive red froot loops. They're still just sugar with a hint of grain. Diabetes in every bite, but just a tinny bit less cancerous.

>>512977743
did you pull the rip cord on the skittles bead to release the brap chute

>>512979027
i poasted an explanation i hope this dumbshit and everyone else read it

that's not Fraktur (german typeset, many different styles from different states) that's Old English

this guy is a fucking moron and a half

>>512978001
>ditto fo' fries if dey be deep fried in based substance
1) black people don't use ditto
2) This is unironically true. Traditional European cooking is high in fat and carbs. Fried potatoes are probably as old as white people or potatoes, whichever came first.

>>512977828

how about I let your dad squeeze his cock in my ass and pee a little bit? ill bet youd like that, faggot

>>512978153
People will unironically say that cherries have too much sugar in them and then give their kids Skittles

>>512979626
No, you see, everything must and has to be related back to WW2.
Everything.

>>512977591 (OP)
Why are Europoors on here again?

I ran 6 miles today in the southern humidity
I am smoking weed and watching Contact
I just ate tacos

>>512980007
feels status:

>that pic. 100%

>>512977591 (OP)
You can lose weight eating damn near anything as long as you burn more calories than you consume. I’m also not overly concerned with the opinions of non-Americans on any subject

>>512977591 (OP)
You heard of activated almonds but activated skittles? You will see goyslop horrors beyond your comprehension

>>512977591 (OP)
>American flag
>"Why are Americans like this?"
>not "Why are we Americans like this?"
Yeah.
Noticed.
Guess that's why we aren't allowed to report VPN use, isn't it?

>>512980119
>I must eat colourful sugary slop or youre poor
Infantile millenial lmfao grow up