Thread 512990584

>>512990584 (OP)
He should sue Campbell's

>>512990584 (OP)
That's how all the niggers got vitiligo?

>>512990910
This. EVERYTHING need to be safe. I'm surprised this isn't more common. The cans should also clearly say "do not microwave!".

Those cans are lined with plastic.

>>512990584 (OP)
Nigger moments are funny dead Ass

>>512990584 (OP)
Only a nigger could figure out how make campbells into a bomb

Canned goods are racist

>>512990912
At least he white now KeK

>>512990910
THIS
ayo finna be suing mup da Campbells up in this sheet
finna nigga gotta eat good
how he be eatin good when dey can nood on the bix?

credit score went up 10 points

Happened to a white edomite neanderthal cave dweller

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1b1ain4/to_eat_beans/

Id imagine if i sold a product that was basically a napalm grenade I'd get in huge trouble, but since it's a billion dollar multinational corporation it's completely fine.

>>512990584 (OP)
Sheeeit

>>512990584 (OP)
how did he afford a luxury soup?

>>512990584 (OP)
he should sue like the gorilla glue girl for creating a racist product that doesn't take into account the stupidity of niggers

>>512990584 (OP)
damn that coon got cooked yo

>>512991780

FECALOIDS WILL NEVER BE HUMAN

>>512990584 (OP)
AY YO DIS SOUP RAYCIST

>>512990910
Campbell's needs to put a warning on the can: Don't be a nigger.

niggers lol

>>512990584 (OP)
I’ve done this on a woodstove at my dads cabin but I cracked the can open first lmao

back when cans didn’t have plastic during WWII soldiers used to use their cigarettes to heat their soups using a special can

>>512990584 (OP)
>turns into a pajeet

>>512990584 (OP)
>>512990910
>>512990912
WOW

A nigger pressure cooker!

>>512990584 (OP)
Another case of nogs appropriating something incorrectly.

>>512990912
It's well known that Michael Jackson got vitiligo when his hair caught fire while microwaving a Ramen cup without water

>>512990584 (OP)
ayo shiiieeeet i is finally whyte

>>512990584 (OP)
holy shit, it turned him white
now they're all going to start doing it

>>512990910
This.

I just checked - it doesn't say you have to open the tin anywhere on the tin and I just got some of that same soup.

>>512990584 (OP)
Didn't the water pressure cook into a higher temperature than possible under normal pressures, and then it turns into steam burning nog's face when it left the pressure?

>>512990584 (OP)
DAMN, did I get it on camera??!

just

wypipo aint season they faces

>>512992444
is that a wash cloth with pollen on it?

He's going to get 18.6 million dollars for that.

>>512992444
Interesting video

>>512992631
my ancestors...

>>512991090
> The cans should also clearly say "do not microwave!".
It probably says in the instructions to fill the content in a container suitable for microwave. He didn't follow this instruction? His own fault then.

>>512991090
I think there is a catch-all to prevent against lawsuits desu.

>>512992889
Inner-city youths are not getting the schooling they deserve. It's a viscous cycle of illiteracy.

>>512990584 (OP)
My boomer dad used to bring a can of peaches to the park to cook when I was a kid, it was retarded but I knew at 3 years old to crack that shit before you cook it.

>>512990584 (OP)
>Da can sed da n-werd
But really. Even if the can didn't explode that's retarded.
Nigger was eating epoxy melted and mixed with onions bean oil soup.

>>512992208
Wait you’re telling me you can’t just cook them over an open flame (after being pierced or opened) anymore because of some random polymer bits they added??

>>512992541
>is that a wash cloth with pollen on it?
It’s a raw stomach of a cow

You’re in nigland nothing is normal there, you need to recalibrate your expectations.

>>512992541
That's cow intestine and or stomach.
That person has never seen a cloth with high enough thread count to be a wascloth

>>512992541
No, it has no pollen. That's the poo poo.

>>512993363
But he can’t just go to a white country and vote there

>>512990584 (OP)
>can good

>>512990584 (OP)
I didn't know you could burn the black off.

black people turn white if you burn them?

We need to spend billions redesigning cans with pressure vents and non xenoestrogenic lining to protect niggers from their own stupidity. It will only be a couple % of inflation but it is worth it fellow white men. Forget mars, we have other priorities.
That shit is like $7 a can here and still lacks solids who buy it other than a stupid nog?

>>512990584 (OP)
So if you burn a bigger they become white before they get really black again?

>>512991090
>>512990910
Yep, easy win lawsuit, every potential pressure vessel NEEDS a ASME VIII valve ($200) to protect Americans.

>>512990584 (OP)
Dat can of soup blast the black right off that nigger's face kek

>>512990912
kek

>>512992889
I just looked at a campbells can. It says "Microwave instructions: Put in a microwave safe container". Thats enough to clear campbells. This turd world bacteria has no shot at a lawsuit

>>512990584 (OP)
Watch the goofy movie if you want to lean how to do this safely

>>512993209
Cooking an actual sealed can on flames seems bad.

>>512994404
I find myself wondering; do African niggers even know how to build a fire?

>>512990910
the soup cartel will just claim another soul

>>512990584 (OP)
lel bro became Michael Jackson fr

>>512991787
You’re a special kind of retard aren’t you?

>>512994222
>every potential pressure vessel NEEDS a ASME VIII valve
So THIS! But let's be real, they should only be heated by trained professionals. Cooking at home, for yourself or others, is very dangerous, we have moved beyond that as a society. You can order clean, safe food, from your phone now.

>>512990584 (OP)
>content creator
Was that on the list already? I can't keep track anymore

>you cant read life you gotta let that shit happen - OH
good to see god is still enjoying himself at least

>>512990584 (OP)
Fuck Timmy gon do?

I'm too scared to click it. Did he live or does he get turned into a skeleton?

>>512993209
Moving’ to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

>>512990584 (OP)
There is nothing more dangerous to niggers than freedom. You will never be able to convince that niggers doing stupid shit list this, lazying about all day, getting drunk and doing drugs, is a better use of their existence than working them as slaves.

>>512994889
He gets some warm water splashed on his face

>>512994534
Yep, grubhub and klarna should accept EBT TODAY

>>512990910
Why? It’s reversing his revitiligo. Niggers usually have to pay good money for that.

>>512994963
That actually works. Ever feel kinda skeletony? Slash with COOL water on your face, and behind the ears.

>>512990584 (OP)
Not clicking on your shitty link, make a web faggot

>>512992541
No. Stomach inside out. Tripe. Uncleaned for the extra seasoning.

>>512994404
It was more for the hobo experience of grabbing twigs and cooking something that you carried there in your pocket. Not sure if they had plastic lining in the mid 80s but I don't care, it was comfy and fun.

>>512994691
I just saw her complaining on YouTube that her step mother will not allow her to come over and her father doesn't want to be seen with her in public and her siblings won't talk to her.

>>512995151
Its pretty funny he's being an arrogant know it all lecturing the viewers on how its done
I genuinely did a L O L (that means laugh out loud for you noobs haha)

>>512994611
Good Lord. I looked this up and it is true. $4.1 million and six years later he is killing over $1200 of cocaine.

>>512990584 (OP)
Can we at least take note of nigger illiteracy in this thread?

"Can good blows up"
!= "Canned good blows up"

>>512990910
>sue Campbell's
Fucking niggers get to sue b/c they're more retarded than children. Hopefully Campbell's will tell his retarded ape to fuck off

>>512991090
>This. EVERYTHING need to be safe
Agreed. We should remove niggers from the country. For safety.

>>512990910
Premium soup is not for niggers

dat nigga lookin SOUPY
dat nigga looking STEAMED

>>512991780
Are you one of those muh both sides are retarded fags?

>>512992414
y tho

BOIL the soup IN THE CAN and open it 10 inches from your face.

Based 3rd degree face burn enjoyer

>>512990584 (OP)
I threw one of these in a wood stove one time and it blew off the lid

>>512990584 (OP)
Someone taught him that. He has seen it done tons of times and done it tons of times himself. I’m amazed he just now injured himself.

>>512990912
They went 24 hours without stealing and woke up like that. Fucking racist chud.

>>512994611
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/philadelphia-man-exonerated-murder-b2662205.html

>>512994481
Apparently they know how to start fires with friction and basic techniques you would learn in boy scouts. I will eat my hat if they invented matches before contact with outside cultures.

>>512995227
and she's a good wife & mother

>>512990910
dem wypipo make me not understandin theys pressure mayne raciss as fuq

>>512996529
Anything for clicks.

>>512990584 (OP)
Ima finna invent a nigger-proof soup can lid that vents like a pressure cooker and lobby the gubbamint to make it a requirement.

>>512996529
his name is bojangles. he exists for our humor. that is all there is to it. no why, just is. his idiocy will continue to entertain us, hopefully in more dramatic and... kinetic... ways.

>>512992414
Is that a volcano made of caviar? I needs to get me some of dat gibs dats you know wat im sayin nigga? Frfr.

>>512997705
hey eglino glowies, make us a funny meme where the face in OPs video is arranged and colorized similar to this and the marilyn monroe moneyshot painting warhol did.

finish that up, post it, and go on a smoke break. after that, you're on liberty until next shift, don't do anything stupid, and remember to travel more than a 4 hour drive on liberty, you need to submit a special lib chit to you section leader by COB thursday to be on the XO desk by noon on friday.

now get to it!

>>512991090
I for one am ready to pay $20 per can so they can all come with a .wav file because historically disadvantaged people are oppressed by reading

>>512992294
>I pledge allegiance to the flag.
>Michael Jackson is a fag.
>Pepsi Cola burned him up
>Now he's drinking 7-UP
wrong

>>512991787
You had me for a second.
Then I thought of the nigger that was too stupid to open the fucking pressurized can before heating it and thought...
Are you fucking retarded?

>>512993025
Except when the victim is a nigger the sacred cows of America the full power of the law will be on his side to see that he wins 100s of millions from Campbell for their racist soup

>>512990584 (OP)
Ayo mang [smacks lips] ain't no one done this befo'

>>512992414
>be dumb nigger
>film yourself doing dumb nigger things
>post your massive fail for billions to see
>redpill humanity against niggers
Every little bit helps

>>512992444
Checked

>>512994611
>>512996756
Niggers + kikes = civilization destroyers

>>512995111
Checked

>>512990910
He signed the terms and services when he bought the can

cooking the food in the can just makes the whole thing taste like can

>>512999903
(((Bluestine)))
EST
https://files.adathjeshurun.info/0.Newsletter_Files/AJ_News_01_02_24.pdf

>>513001543
>>512999903
https://x.com/mbluestine

>>512991780
lol this nigga eating beans

>>512991443
Never realized why so many are gay until seeing they cook like this

>>512990584 (OP)
why did you make them, God?

>>512990584 (OP)
>can good

>>512991780
>white edomite neanderthal cave dweller
kek, you fags have the worst insults.

>>512992414
someone post the nigger lifting a weight on the porch, i think it was a bbq grill tank, and he toppled backward and snapped his neck on something kept on the porch.

>>512990584 (OP)
They can glue a weave over it or something. Some of those wavy bangs.

>>512991577
theyre so dumb they have to actually teach how to be a nigger to niggers

how to cook like a nigger, niggers actually are retarded if they couldnt figure out some retarded nigger way of cooking

>>512992444
>>512992414
no i cant start saving nigger webms again or i'll have to keep getting new hard drives for running out of space because it would need infinite TB because there are so many stupid fucking niggers recording nigger webms and it never ends

>>512991780
top comment:
>real life homer simpson
lmfao

>>512990584 (OP)
Cambell's hates niggers

>>512999903
Every single time.

>>512992444
Dude killed and ate Oscar the Grouch.

>>512990912
>>512996742

>>512991090
They literally say do not cook in can you fucking retarded zoomer

>>512990910
You're fucking retarded

>>512992414
That dumb bojangles paid $200 for only that much sushi?

>>512997724
I was wondering if that was caviar too.

>>512990584 (OP)
>The stupidity of niggers will cause the rollout of more inconvenient things to prevent them from killing themselves with everyday items.
Niggers unironically ruin societies via nigger entropy. Their very existence brings about decadence. They are like a weight that pulls everything down to the lowest common demoninator. The perfect nation destroyers.

>>513003283
>The cans should also clearly say "do not microwave!"
>They literally say do not cook in can
I said microwave, not cooking. Boomer.

>>512997272
and a good friend

never cook in a can. the can is lined with plastic

>>513003421
> Empty contents into microwave-safe bowl.
> Empty contents into small saucepan.

Those are simply serving suggestions. It doesn’t say that it’s dangerous to cook it in a can. Also the message gets watered down with the other warnings like the can edges are sharp, when it’s obvious from the video that cooking in a can is dangerouser.

>>513003971
You put metal in microwaves retard?

>>512995330
its wholesome

>>513004514
WTF does metal have to do with cooking or microwaves?

>>512990584 (OP)
Contents under pressure
Imagine a nigger not understanding how fire works

>>512994508
Did a anon here bad mouth the soup company campbell? He got a letter and a sample of the soup products as a warning

>>512992631
The gods must be crazy reboot looks interesting

>>513004625
Please.. go put some metal in your mums microwave right now. Report back

>>512991737
underrated post

>>512997724
They take ebt

>>513004802
I leave the fork or whatever on the plate all the time. It doesn't matter. Maybe a bit warm.
Again, that's not cooking.

Thank the Lord he had time for a selfie before going to the hospital, which is likely to put him (you) further in dept

>>512990910
Many people are saying he won't win but I think it's worth a shot.

>>512990584 (OP)
Even if he opened it, cans have a lining on the inside. He would have melted soft plastic into his slop.

>>512998650
I haven't heard that poem in forever

>>512991780
Das' rite!

>>513004942
Nigger judge and nigger jury, nigger got it made mane.

>>512995378
If you serve the time for no reason, I think you should be afforded one free murder or rape or whatever it was you were falsely imprisoned for

>>513003421
racist white people instructions

>>512992444

Is he trying to eat a towel? Or is that an animal skin? Wtf?

>>512994385
Remove the lid?

>>513004880
Are you fucking stupid?
No metal goes into the microwave. Ever.
Try boiling an egg in the microwave for a tiny taste of what happens if you are curious.

>>513002323
All their words and all you have to say is lol nigger, and they are defeated.

>>512993329
>Wait you’re telling me you can’t just cook them over an open flame
Yep. The interior of the can is laminated. It's a softer plastic too so I recommend skipping acidic foods that come in steel cans. It's the same kind of plastic that trannies render down to get estrogen. It's likely THE reason testosterone levels are down.

>>512991737
If he keeps it up, he could get a score of 9500.
(or it isn't linear that way, idk)

>>512992444
curried towel is deliscious. dont knock it till you try it mr. trips

>>512993209
who the fuck cooks peaches

>>512990584 (OP)
lol, lmao

>>512990584 (OP)
A HUCK CHUCK DIS HAO U EET DA CANGOODS SPODE TO FEL IT REAL HOT THAT U CAY TUCH IT DAS WHEN U KNO IT GUD WIT DA CANGUDS SPODE TO EAT OUT FROM DA CAN

>>513005015
Thats exactly what the jews wanted. Bisphenol Acetate, jewish chemical estrogen.
>many foods are factory cooked in their cars

>>513006341
>>513005015
Thats exactly what the jews wanted. Bisphenol Acetate ,and now even more potent bisphenol sulfate, jewish chemical estrogen.
>many foods are factory cooked in their cans

>>512997272
No, that kid will eventually find out what their mother did for a living and be shamed/bullied out of a normal school life.

Im finna pull dis muhfugga in right now yo honor ya feel me

>>512990584 (OP)
Niggers truly are retarded subhumans. The intelligence levels between us are astronomical.

>>512990584 (OP)
tbqh I doubt whatever school he went to taught pressure and vacuum sealing properly or at all
most people won't stop to think about technology unless you FORCE them
it's not exlusive to "groids"

>>512995943
goddamn that's dangerous, thank god we don't have bug spray, paint spray, butane cans, pepper spray, silly string spray, disinfectant spray or lubricant sprays
just hairspray and colon
I love the smell of a good colon

>>512991905
Ebt aka white taxpayers money

>>512998016
kinda tempting

>>513004507
>>513003421
> Empty contents into microwave-safe bowl.
> Empty contents into small saucepan.

Those are simply serving suggestions. It doesn’t say that it’s dangerous to cook it in a can. Also the message gets watered down with the other warnings like the can edges are sharp, when it’s obvious from the video that cooking in a can is dangerouser.
>2ldr brb going to boil some delicious cream of mushroom in a can

>>512990584 (OP)
Hah, I did something similar.
I was making pumpkin soup and didn't let the soup cool down enough before putting it into the blender.
As soon as i hit that button...

only got a few blisters on my arm but the kitchen was covered in soup.

>>512999903
>>Shaurn


Lol xD shout out to his dad for naming his son he abandoned some hilarious joke name. Niggers are nothing If not funny

>>512992208
That's a self-heating can dipshit, the cig is doing nothing that a match wouldn't.

>>512993329
You can unless you're a hysterical retard. You can boil water in a paper cup over an open flame, the liquid is a massive heat sink.

>>513006341
>I recommend skipping acidic foods that come in steel cans
>because of the liner
>acidic foods that come in steel cans
Either you're a very special boy or you have no idea WHY that liner's there. Maybe both.

>>512994404
Bad and/or hilarious. An unexpected tin of beans in the campfire at bedtime livens up any camping trip.

>>513003283
thats not being clear enough

>>512990584 (OP)
based canned good

>>512990584 (OP)
where's the webm
t. /ck/

>>512991780
KWAWB

The shit they do to pass as white

>>512990584 (OP)
>cans have plastic liner
>let's heat up a sealed can with that liner in it
>cancer or jihad

>>512990910
Yeah man you're completely right. The other day I heard random normies on the street talking about watching Nick Fuentes, he's influence is spreading and that scares the jews. It's very clear that anyone real already supports him. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone talking negatively about him were glows or just people jealous of how successful he is, organizing a smear campaign because they are jealous. Meanwhile Nick doesn't need help to spread his message, it spreads on its own without help. The anti Nick posts on here aren't organic at all, as someone who has been here for a very long time.

>>512990584 (OP)
Wasted food, sad.

>>513009383
plastic liner too spicy for you, whitey?

>>513009563
yes, I don't season my food, especially with plastic.

>>512990584 (OP)
Haahahaha the whitey's will be all "yo nigga why u wearin white-face dats raysis"

>>512994481
>I find myself wondering; do African niggers even know how to build a fire?

How do they ignite the petroleum in their necklacing ceremonies? I'm assuming a fire bow or some other friction based alternative.

>>512996457
Did he dieded?

>>513004507
Says "directions," not "suggestions." Muttmerica can't get nuked soon enough.

>>512990910
it would only invite disaster

>>512996529
>Act of

>>512993287
Yeah I'd much prefer eating epoxy over metal
>>512995227
Weird considering Jews are all about woman empowerment and porn even if it's their daughter

>>512990584 (OP)
>Ugly nigger

>>512992105
Underrated.

>>513004514
>>513004802
>>513005940
There are commercial microwaves available now where you can place specific types of metal in them. Obviously it's still not recommended to, but it's not as dangerous as it used to be.
I worked in a restaurant that had one where you could.

>>512990584 (OP)
He got canned

>>513004507
You must be trolling, it clearly says DIRECTIONS at the top.

>>513010639
https://youtu.be/OyTmJX_TC84
Generally metal in a microwave isn't a big deal but it can be with the right conditions

>>513002383
>i think it was a bbq grill tank
Kek you would. DYEL faggot

>>512994691
Sauce?

>>513004942
Of course he’ll win. The alternative is admitting that niggers are fucking retards liable to blow themselves up with canned soup

>>513010810
>8.5m subs
Glad to see this sandnigger's doing well. Used to watch him all the time on Liveleak.

>>512990584 (OP)
Maybe don't eat badly spoiled food?

WHITE PEOPLE DONT BOIL THEIR CAN...ACK

>>512990584 (OP)
It's over for China!

>>513010448
>>513010448
>>513010448

>>512991905
>luxury
>canned soup
Just kill yourself.

>>512992414
>niggers wasting good food
This makes me want to die.

>>512990584 (OP)
>content creator
add it to the list

>>513011021
I put a Pillsbury toaster strudel in the microwave still in the foil pack as a kid and saw it arc, scared the shit out of me. But then I thought about Hot Pockets, they literally have metal in the sleeve. I microwaved a spoon and nothing happened. Props to the guy for testing

>>512991701
das rite muhfugga cof bin dub ho gnonesain

>>512992414
Hmmm...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eylgLIbnppQ
https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1lo6kxv/sushi_volcano_sure/

>>513011459
>I put a Pillsbury toaster strudel in the microwave still in the foil pack as a kid and saw it arc
I saw something similar happen in my elementary school when another kid wanted to microwave his luncheables and a thermos at the same time. The resulting explosion made every one of us, and our parents, paranoid.

And yeah. Mr. Unibrow was a breath of fresh air in a sea of gore, reposts, and Israeli/CIA propaganda.

>>513004880
Microwave is short for microwave oven. What do you do with an oven?

>>512990584 (OP)
>this is how you're supposed to cook food cans
Niggas always on goofy trips making up imagined rules lmao
funny but deadly trait

>>513004880
I left a fork in a bowl and it arced against the side of the microwave leaving a little score mark.

>>513011694
No shit, you guys got to microwave your food in elementary school? That's crazy

>>513004880
>anon's fork

>>512990584 (OP)
The physics engine is racist

>>512990584 (OP)
he is starting to look white. a couple more runs and he's a full Aryan. This is the solution

>>512990584 (OP)
>negroid makes it all the way to adulthood without knowing how to warm soup
i want to feel bad for what is obviously a shitty home environment, but my nigger fatigue already reached critical mass 8 years ago.

>>513012160
We did. The "rules" were that we had to grab a superintendent to watch over the process. No one bothered to because we only had two for recess and only the one for lunch. They couldn't be everywhere hence the explosion. You can bet your ass that rule was enforced afterwards.
We even got computers with working internet in our school library a year before I graduated.

>>512992414
>eating with your fingers
honorary indian

>>512990912
kek

>>513004942
moving to settle for a couple hundred grand instead of paying for litigation and getting uncomfortable media press IS a win to a nigger

>>513011088
You must be new here, enjoy your stay.

>>512990584 (OP)
Nigger just needs to cook afew more cans and he'll be as "white" as Michael Jackson.
4chan should promote this new beauty regine for all niggeresses who want to be paperbag 'white'.

>>512990584 (OP)
Niggers filming themselves nigging around with dey obamaphones are "content creators" now

What a clownworld

>>512990584 (OP)
I was taught not to cook an unopened can at like age 7
>just fucking setting it on the stove
We are different species

>>513012318
>makes a game with a story
>stops making games with a story
>adds story to a non-story game
>fans call him a hypocrite

You can't have it both ways

>>512990584 (OP)
niggaz be niggin yo

>>512990584 (OP)
He got the idea from a goofy movie. Sue Disney. Aren't those cane lined with plastic? I wonder if he would have poisoned himself if the can didn't explode.

>>512992631
Haha once they open that shaken up bottle they're in for a surprise!

>>513004507
nigger

>>513012395
I think maybe you're older than me but we only had one computer in our entire school and everyone took turns taking lessons to use it, even taking home ed in secondary school it was all ovens and stoves

>>513012922
>I think maybe you're older than me
We're probably similar in age.
>only had one computer
We were luckier in that regard. Our librarian was incredibly wealthy as a "former analyst", whatever that means, so he fronted the cash for everything. Probably was sick of all the projectors from the 60s not working as well as they used to.

>>512990584 (OP)
Thats a pretty idiotic things to do since those cans have a plastic lining inside them like soda bottles.

>>512990910
>nigger sues campbells for racist can design
>campbells forced to settle and redesign cans
>cans now have failure point with weaker material
>find out years later cans no longer store food safely for years
diversity makes everything better :)

>>512992414
Fuck you for wasting my time.

>>513013280
Based guy did good

>>513012318
Nah, it's where the brain is; he just learned something valuable that sets him apart and over the other niggers.
He's starting to think clearly.

>>512990910
This.
There should be warning: "Attention Niggers! Don't use it, it's tech for human beings, find nearest Nigger owner to explain this to you"

>>513007612
im smelling my own ass and cleanin myself like a cat

>>513013899
sorry meant to reply to >>513007713

>>513013899

>>512990584 (OP)
He's white now

>>512993287
Anon that lining can survive hilarious temperatures.

>>513003421
Heh, nice try goy, but that can doesn't explicitly state anywhere that you must not heat it directly on the stove, or list any of a hundred other edge case potential misuses of the can, therefore I can sue.

>>513008730
>you just mad cause I'm stylin on you

>>512992631
an octopus can figure that out

>>513004507
>Those are simply serving suggestions
It's written "directions". Are you stupid or disingenuous?

>>513010916
what a rude and negative loser you are.
it as a grill that he was lifting, its why he couldnt get a bracing on it, then he fell over backwards and broke his neck, like you should do when you hang yourself for being such a low souled peckerheaded little faggot, you obnoxious piece of garbage.
now go properly rot by the roadside if it is garbage day in your area so the waste can be properly taken care of, you garbage faced goon who's mother is a fly and father is a faggot maggot you filthy cocksucking AIDS receptacle

>>513011017
but that would unveil the great pre-frontal cortex nigger schematic

>>513013280
i played Number Munchers and also I customized the maze-wallpaper, or programmed hw fast the stars screen save would go.
or I wrote Ms Edwards has furry tits

>>512992631
>>513012774
https://youtu.be/mEmZ4IJtu8o?t=40

>>513014675
now we dine and feast upon our kill

>>513014167
>Anon that lining can survive hilarious temperatures.
It can still start to degrade when heated, flavoring those microplastics

>>512992631
how the fuck are these motherfuckers so ripped?

>>513015030
>physical activity all day
>no goyslop
a real conundrum

>>512999749
Anyone has the original?

>>512991592
Isn’t bomb making a sandnigger speciality though?

>>513003788
Comped and 88 checked

>>513015030
no fat
they are probably quite weak tho

>>512991780
>edomite
JUDEN

>>512990584 (OP)
He will get $10 million from Campbells for this.

>>513004892
Kek

>>513007612
>You got a source for that source?
How must it feel to hide from reality so.

>>513002261
Yawn

>>513006960
>>513007017
Zased peachposters.

>>513006508
Hot peach syrup is bretty good

>>512993329
Yes. Cans have plastic lining. Plastic is in everything and everywhere and jews must pay even if they're not guilty.

>>512992444
I dont understand. If you somehow have access to tripe there was a whole fucking animal full of muscle meat you could've ate. But you pulled out the fucking digestive tract to eat it uncleaned? God damn they are fucking disgusting.

>>512992414
Its amazing how dumb everyone is.

>>513010209
>5 cans of delicious campbells canned soups
>everyday
>for the rest of my life