Thread 512991869

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Anonymous (ID: UO3slNeR)

8/14/2025, 2:14:42 AM No.512991869 >>512991926 >>512992163 >>512992169 >>512992246 >>512992274 >>512992313

Beto O'Dork

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This guy is going to start involving himself in politics again, so I'm remaking the thread.

Beto O'Dork
>skateboards onto stage
>hey fellow kids!
>we need to, um keep fighting for voting rights and stuff
>no I'm not Hispanic at all but my father in law calls me Beto so I went with that to fool the Hispanics if they fall for it
>yeah my dad is a super rich guy in Texas but don't pay attention to that
>I've been losing elections for 10 years now but I've never had an actual career so I keep calling myself a politician
>um I wrote a book about stuff so that the DNC keeps funneling money to me
>I played in a band thirty years ago for a little bit!
Is there a bigger dork in politics?

Anonymous (ID: UO3slNeR)

8/14/2025, 2:15:37 AM No.512991926 >>512992364

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>>512991869 (OP)
>works for his uncle
>works for his mom
>works for his dad
>dad gets a loan for him
>wife runs his business and lets him write an opinion column
YEP, LET'S MAKE THIS GUY GOVERNOR!

Anonymous (ID: 4WEHVL3t)

8/14/2025, 2:17:33 AM No.512992038

>Yea my fellow Texans, I’m going to take your guns!! So vote for me!!
The hell was this strategy?

Anonymous (ID: VSbtDFv4)

8/14/2025, 2:19:31 AM No.512992163

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>>512991869 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: Jw7VXGW/)

8/14/2025, 2:19:36 AM No.512992169

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>>512991869 (OP)
>Beto O'Dork
Get this to Gutfeld, this needs to be memed at the highest level

the original racist mexican (ID: TjI02JmN)

8/14/2025, 2:20:59 AM No.512992246

>>512991869 (OP)
Oh HELL YEAH we're coming to take away your guns!

killed his career, not even being a self hating spic will save it now.

Anonymous (ID: Jo5CQOUA)

8/14/2025, 2:21:33 AM No.512992274

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>>512991869 (OP)
I prefer to call him "beta".

Anonymous (ID: ZEVK9Tah)

8/14/2025, 2:22:22 AM No.512992313

>>512991869 (OP)
>Beto
He wants to trick Hispanics into liking him so fucking bad it's sad.

the original racist mexican (ID: TjI02JmN)

8/14/2025, 2:23:15 AM No.512992364 >>512993510

>>512991926
mommy daddy shit? holy shit this guy is a literal retard faggot.
I went to school with some dorks, some fag spic even ended up in politics. I expect no less from his brain than to be one of these type of faggots.

beware: this motherfucker is divorced from reality.

Anonymous (ID: huEuUm4l)

8/14/2025, 2:25:06 AM No.512992466

Rent free

Anonymous (ID: 6HTR5ltC)

8/14/2025, 2:41:48 AM No.512993510

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>>512992364
>let me tell you how things work
>no I never had a real job in my life, why would I?