Thread 512994147

Is modern art a scam?

It's international border crossing tax evasion.
Turns out you can encode a billion dollar object in a frame by pissing on a canvas.

They're Trillionaire NFT's, a thing long before Bankman Fried gave such fantasies a life for the shit fucking shabis.

Is it weird that whenever I see a woman's bare thigh I get cannibalistic thoughts? I would never follow through on them though, it just looks like it would make a nice meal.

>>512994437
>It's international border crossing tax evasion.

This. Money laundering and tax evasion and terrorist funding, etc.

>>512994451
Sex is basically mock cannibalism.

Kissing = devouring
Oral sex = devouring
etc.

>>512994147 (OP)
Chinese Eric Clapton

>>512994620
And the creampie?

Billionaire has his art major buddy piss on a canvas.
Sell it for a billion dollars.
#anonymouse buyer buys it, clear for 80 billion dollars.
hoo-boy lets do it again!
Again, it clears for 90 billion dollars.
Ok bring in the shabis, work number three is ready for sale
Well, you see this is my best work yet, I won't take less than 103 billion dollars for it. That's a cool trillion dollars plus the tip off the shabis.
#payment_clears.exe
Wait, you're just selling me piss on a canvas all this time and calling it a securities instrument on the NYSE and Nasdaq, this is a ponzi pound the alarm!
Sorry Shabis, no refunds. I get to keep your one hundred a three billion dollars stored in an instrument that holds its buying power and not a green shabisconfetti has hull breaches - all decks -- containment level ten force fields broken, crewmen are being sucked into the void of space.
shut up, I said no refunds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A_nV4HUSuI

>>512994437
This.
Also, there's a known scheme.
>Pay Artist a few thousands to paint random shit on a few canvas
>Literally tell him you don't care what he paints, at all
>Take paintings
>Bring them to your art buddy certified in assessing value
>Pay him 1mil or whatever
>He says your shit is worth millions
>Donate paintings to some gay gallery
>Tax write off

Austrian Painters were exceptionally gifted.

>>512994686
bleeding

>>512994778
I love GOOBAS

>>512994923
>trillionaire nft's to hang paper and flex on the shabis
>international border crossing tax evasion, make sure to say yes when Jews come to you with upward facing palm saying share gibsmedats.
>3 cup 1 ball for between Oligarchs of different separdic, ashkenazi, and Cain-Oragami klans.
>Parable of the Magician and the Monkey.
You all must be at least 8 years old to browse 4chan /pol/. You risk your health and well being by continuing to be here.

>>512994923
this was the substance that brought Sam Bankman fried at FTX into a cold dark jailcell, for at least a time, he's out now with an anklet but still. Let people post pixels, call it art, let it trade, hang paper, kite bad checks, short an instrument and then tell people with your presentation layer that $these have gone up but $those have gone down. Now you have infinite money that is limited only by how many bytes and images per second you can push and pull through transatlantic cable.

Coinbase is ultimately doing the same thing as Sam Bankman Fried at nuked FTX exchanged, but they're cooperating with the Jewish federal agents, and so they're going to paper-hang Bitcoin with virtual coins at some point, to counterpoint and checkmate the shabis trying to keep their own buying power, so they get to continue operating, even though Coinbase is a scamhouse in the same way as the cup and ball nft bullshit happening which is very very much a federal crime of wire fraud.
But the USA is without rule of law the last 5 or 10 years, Jews get away with this every day, just get a Laywer to bless it at the 3rd financial circuit, so you lose most of your winnings, but you do you what you can, suck a jew cock, crime is no longer crime. it's okay because the sin soaks into the chicken, and you sink it when the rabbi offers hail mary absolution.

>>512995422
>>512995714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfelvI_ikf4

>>512994147 (OP)
>pic
This art is good

>>512995478
LMFAO dude

>>512994147 (OP)
id buy it, name???

>>512995759
Next time you stupid shabis forget how many legs the Octopus has ...

*looks both ways, suspiciously*

Yuh Dig the Eight. See?

>those glasses
>those eyes
This girl is so fucking erotic. I'm going to pass out.

Yuh Paint a Painting... see.
Okay.
Yuh Hang it on the wall, right.
Ok buy why are...
I'm not done yet, stop interrupting, you find a buddy and you buy the Painting.
You do this until I's gives the signal see?
Then you bring in a shabis and he buys the painting for a billion dollars, we split it between each other, and we both walk away, after finders fee, with 8 million dollars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeQ_TTyLGMs

>>512994147 (OP)
Anything you see in top galleries is a money laundering scheme for the wealthy.
All the cool shit happens in small local art scenes. Same as it ever was.

Art stopped sometime in the 1990's when everyone got a digital camera and started taking thousands of pictures and doubly so in the 2000's, when they started sharing those with each other online.

Art is just sharing pictures. Art is just something in the image that moves the viewer to a higher place.

You can be more than what you are, if you just deal with this single problem.

>>512994147 (OP)
All luxury items in fact anything you don’t need is a scam
Single out art is strange to me considering most of the faggots her spend their paycheck on onlyfans non nudes or blow shit on Funko pop manchild shit
At least art keeps it’s value lol

>>512996590
You can’t really launder money in an art gallery