Thread 513001030

19 posts 14 images 17 unique posters /pol/

Anonymous (ID: Oz9L6xji)

8/14/2025, 4:50:10 AM No.513001030 >>513001389 >>513001513 >>513001593 >>513001697 >>513001736 >>513002039 >>513002570 >>513002591 >>513002717 >>513002993 >>513003252

dimetrodon-1.jpg md5: c99a2489... 🔍

I was at the store today and some guy was loudly preaching about evolution. I went up to him and said "Sir I did not evolve from a damn dinosaur". Everyone nodded their heads in agreement and started clapping.

Anonymous (ID: MOWOt+P2)

8/14/2025, 4:56:51 AM No.513001389

>>513001030 (OP)
But we did not evolve from dinosaurs.

Anonymous (ID: 1YRsM7Pb)

8/14/2025, 4:59:06 AM No.513001513

>>513001030 (OP)
I went to the local evolution store and a guy there wearing a priests shirt and his 18 year old nun wife were abusing the customers with their biblical chanting. Their various black children were also really noisy too, more so than the monkeys that were on sale

Anonymous (ID: ypfVhOfA)

8/14/2025, 4:59:29 AM No.513001536

nig evolve.jpg md5: 3b41c63b... 🔍

Found OP's picrel from store security cam online.

Anonymous (ID: nP87hu4T)

8/14/2025, 5:00:40 AM No.513001593

>>513001030 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxFE5YOErcg

You should have handed an hourglass to him.

Anonymous (ID: IzHKppuj)

8/14/2025, 5:02:43 AM No.513001697

>>513001030 (OP)
>And then everyone clapped.
Sigh. It's all so tiresome.

Anonymous (ID: hHll6qMa)

8/14/2025, 5:03:32 AM No.513001736 >>513001826 >>513002813

523870829_1055425603417495_4658629048484971251_n.jpg md5: e76f3d29... 🔍

>>513001030 (OP)
But it's true, there's literally zero real evidence for evolution. All we have in "support" of evolution is a hilarious interpolation of data.

Anonymous (ID: MOWOt+P2)

8/14/2025, 5:05:16 AM No.513001826

>>513001736
There is also zero real evidence for anything supernatural.

Anonymous (ID: AW5ZZhP+)

8/14/2025, 5:09:01 AM No.513002039

>>513001030 (OP)
>"Sir I did not evolve from a damn dinosaur"
This gave me chills, like...this is pretty powerful stuff. also, I believe your picrel is in fact not a dinosaur.

Anonymous (ID: SbOkgAye)

8/14/2025, 5:12:19 AM No.513002204 >>513002238 >>513002773

011. Procynosuchus 260.4-253.8.png md5: 275bbba8... 🔍

Say something nice about our ancestor

Anonymous (ID: ypfVhOfA)

8/14/2025, 5:13:24 AM No.513002238

>>513002204
sexy!
need more feet pics.

Anonymous (ID: j/r7YmB4)

8/14/2025, 5:20:04 AM No.513002570

1740405496971258.jpg md5: 1f50c692... 🔍

>>513001030 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: 3SBfqs/4)

8/14/2025, 5:20:33 AM No.513002591

>>513001030 (OP)
And you could have made this a new copypasta but you failed so bad. Prolly should turn 360 degrees and walk away but you were too stupid. You are an Indian and should kys nigger.

Anonymous (ID: c7bKERrK)

8/14/2025, 5:23:06 AM No.513002717

>>513001030 (OP)
Kek. How come some people on 4chan are hilarious like OP but then 95% of this website is filled with evil people that celebrate when children get mutilated?

Anonymous (ID: IQO1IJEi)

8/14/2025, 5:23:55 AM No.513002773

>>513002204
Thank you for your service

Anonymous (ID: yPgry6Iy)

8/14/2025, 5:24:38 AM No.513002813

1739660136872195.jpg md5: 9b06e809... 🔍

>>513001736
makes a lot more sense than some jew god was bored one day and made a person from dirt

Anonymous (ID: xHqgZvtb)

8/14/2025, 5:27:41 AM No.513002970

>1 post by this ID

Anonymous (ID: 2mD8fJUa)

8/14/2025, 5:27:55 AM No.513002993

image_2025-08-13_222744447.png md5: faa1b279... 🔍

>>513001030 (OP)
I was in my car today and some fat guy tried to loudly carjack me. So I let him have it. I went up to him and spat a viscous black goo right in his fat face. My college professor cried and all the students chanted my name in unison.

Anonymous (ID: 1Ywtm6/e)

8/14/2025, 5:32:51 AM No.513003252

>>513001030 (OP)
I like this joke, thank you OP. It is nice, simple, and comfy like the old times. With the double punch line of saying something so utterly retarded yet correct and attaching a picture of a dimetrodon, which is closest to a mammal and most certainly not a dinosaur.
It's a nice change of pace from the other dogshit bait we get spammed with every day.