Thread 513002105

As an incel, it is absolutely insane that I have to entertain a woman and be engaging in conversation, for hours at a time, in order to have sex. Why is there such a high social barrier just to get my rocks off? A woman’s text messages have no bearing on her ability to give a blowjob, there should be a distinct separation of sex and relationships that should be legally observed in the form of prostitution

>>513002105 (OP)
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>>513002105 (OP)
Psyop thread.

I don't even want sex, I just wish I had a cute girl I could talk to, hold hands with, hug, and sometimes cuddle with.
I just hope that in heaven Jesus Christ will allow me to have this.

> As an incel, it is absolutely insane that I have to
> entertain a woman
> and be engaging in conversation, for hours at
> a time,
> in order to have sex. Why
> is there such a high
> social barrier just
> -
> to get my rocks off?
> A woman’s text messages have no bearing on her ability
> to give a blowjob,
> -
> there should be a distinct separation of sex and relationships that should be legally observed in
> the form
> of prostitution
you are a POET, and
you have what it takes to WIN

>>513002105 (OP)
My dude
The fact that you're even after sex like this proves you shouldn't get it

>>513002635
Right, so there's this magical group of people that engage with each other without the pretense of getting sex. Nigger you are gay

>>513002105 (OP)
Hookers exist.
You don't have to do shit except have $40.

>>513002856
I don’t want to break the law. And I want them to be clean!!

>>513002753
I'm not the one tagged GAY5Zf/4

>>513002105 (OP)
>I can't put my fist in your childhood dreams
>I don't understand why you're saying all these things to me
>Show me your genitals
>Your gentitals
>Show me your genitals
>Your genitaliaaaaa

https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM?si=cxq0k7zH9amJFfBJ

Norma is peak diner waifu

>>513002452
Same King

>>513002105 (OP)
Silicone Pill

>>513002105 (OP)
The answer is simple.
Be gay.

>>513002452
Same
Well, I totally do want sex, but that's so far down the list that I could accept being celibate for the rest of my life with no complaints, if that somehow magically came about with the promise of a genuinely loving wife.

>>513002105 (OP)
>entertain
>engaging
>texting

MFer, she isn't doing any of that either, and neither are you. You are both pretending, not entertaining nor engaging. She only wants someone to play the part of her little dating head movie. You need to pretend to be whatever she has in her little sweep-me-off-my-feet story which ends in her glorking your meat snorkel.

Figure out what she wants and pretend to be that. She is doing the same, man. Piles of makeup can't cover her face in the morning or when she gets out of the shower. Perfume isn't going to mask her coffee farts which are brapping out alongside the normal wet musty hole smell which gets metallic smelling when the blood moon shows up. She is also pretending to know anything about what she claims to. All your workload you claim, and are right in saying it is bullshit, is balanced by her extreme level of pretending to be something she is not.

Remember, show me the best woman in the world, and I'll show you a man who is bored of fucking her and sick of putting up with her shit. Unless you are going to get one pregnant and start a family, go get your dick sucked. Otherwise they are useless perpetual children playing dress up pretend games forever.

>>513003075
>I don’t want to break the law
Pussy.

>>513003166
Wrekt >>513002753 sdiybt

>>513002105 (OP)
prostitutes sre the only honest women

>>513004108
I'd rather die alone than live knowing I paid for sex (I'd still be alone anyways)

"No rizz" is quite literally volcel shit. You think us cock-slinging millenial retards were able to do our feats right out of the gate? Naw brah, it took years of training. While some studied the blade, I studied the snatch. Weak text game signifies boring irl presence, they know this. Real talk though once you get practiced at talking to people (and I mean all people, any old person) you'll start getting enjoyment from it, promise.
Talking to pretty girls won't feel so excruciating cause you won't be thinking "ahhhh does she like me? eeeee, do I hold her hand now?" You'll be just engaged in another conversation and you can have fun with it. Tease her, drive her crazy, make her admit what her dad did, sky's the limit bucko.

>>513004210
I think that is better than tinder.

>>513004108
Starting out with some sugar babies is a good deal. Women are like cocaine, you gotta learn the drug

>>513004300
This webm makes me sad

>>513004300
What the fuck did I just watch

>>513004358
if I were to install a flushing fleshlight at a truck stop and call it "the lot lizard" and make some cartoon character lizard chick with cartoon tits and ass to be on the logo... if I were to do that, how much would you be willing to pay to do that? there is a privacy stall.

Texting with women makes me want to kill myself. I have zero interest in the shit they type. It's the communication equivalent of elevator music.

>>513004482
I've never dated a woman who I didn't enjoy texting
It's a high bar, but some contestants do actually clear it

>>513004482
>I'm so bored by my own conversations
Thanks for the L report. Talk about something else, retard. Make her describe the wrinkles of her asshole in pig latin, I don't give a fuck. Girls need to be led, she isn't going to entertain you unless you put on some music for her to dance to.

>>513004478
I understand why you are asking me because judging by my flag we should be the horny rapemasters of brown hell, but I unfortunately am not a typical sar so I am not really qualified to answer that question.

>>513004728
k

>>513004781
reasonable. just never made sense to me to put my dick in a hole shared by so many men. I've seen too many cocks in the real in my time to want to be eskimo brothers with that genetic material in my mouth with her as the carrier. knew a dude in the navy that raw dogged a filipino, korean, chinese, japanese, and australian hookers on deployment then got herpes from his wife when we got back. takes all kinds.

perth and freo were cool.

>>513003075
A clean woman in 2025? Good luck.

>>513002105 (OP)
Dude at some point stop complaining!!! If your only after getting your fucking dick wet - JUST FUCKING PAY A WHORE!!!!!

>>513002105 (OP)
remember, prisoner women are an untapped resource. you can sort by offense, and if you are cool with it, women who like to scrap might be a good partner, so long as you don't cross her. you can go have conjugal visits when you need to drain your balls. hell, you could probably locate yourself between 2 major facilities and double dip.

>>513005313
...dude
What the fuck

>>513004471
Is this the schizo who was gooning on the beach and got arrested?

>>513003790
>Well, I totally do want sex, but that's so far down the list that I could accept being celibate for the rest of my life with no complaints, if that somehow magically came about with the promise of a genuinely loving wife.
Same here, but we aren't even allowed to have this... I just ask Jesus everyday to allow us to have this in heaven.
Good waifu taste btw

>>513006518
I have no idea what you're talking about but that story sounds either really funny or just depressing

>>513005313
U wot

>>513006596
Feelsbadman

>>513004300
I like her

>>513009377
Why

>>513006596
She needs more art

>>513004915
DAMN SURE BETTER THAN RAIN :[

>>513004915
i like your soul, anon

>>513004022
Nigger

>>513004300
Can I have the sex with her

>>513002105 (OP)
The old days were great:
"Meet me at this restaurant Friday next week at 7pm?"
"Sure I'll see you there".

0 contact until then, no need to keep texting to keep them keen, and they would always turn up because ghosting was incredibly rude.

Go on double dates with a successful Chad and you'll literally see all his rizz

>barely talks
>on phone most of the time
>when he does talk, its to make fun of somebody or show a funny meme on his phone
>no questions, no interviewing a girl about her hobbies or personality
>literally just girl sitting there staring at him and him staring at his phone and shitty oneliners

I don't even want to get into the nigger school of rizz, which doesn't even use any English at all, just straight up talk like this namsayin shawty so we can uhh go get some fuck n shiett