Thread 513002647

A bizarre mystery has unfolded at the University of Texas at Austin, where an unidentified individual, dubbed the Phantom Shitter, has been leaving feces in trash cans across campus restrooms.

The strange incidents began last week when students reported finding perfectly placed piles of waste in various locations, including the library and the student union. Social media quickly caught fire with hashtags like #PhantomShitter, as students shared their shock and amusement.

In response, the university formed a task force humorously named the "Shit Squad" to investigate. After weeks of speculation and laughter, the Phantom Shitter was finally revealed to be a beloved professor known for his quirky sense of humor.

The professor admitted to the prank, aiming to lighten the mood during the stressful start of the semester. The university has since embraced the legend, organizing a lighthearted event called "The Great UT Poop-Off" to celebrate the unexpected hilarity that brought the campus community together.

>>513002647 (OP)
> has been leaving feces in trash cans across campus restrooms
Lol. I feel bad for the custodian, but still lol lmao

>>513002647 (OP)
Indian professor saaar

I bet he's Mexican. They are known for shitting in "Tratch" cans.

pervert professor let off because hes prob a jew, or gay, or a gay jew

>>513002755
if its in the trash bag, no big deal.
but if he’s been shitting after taking out the bag? oof

I don't to be understanding please
why no shit in the buckets rather than to in the streets to shit?
why no good enough?

white people need to be holocausted

>>513002647 (OP)
Based. My school had their light fixtures pissed in and re-installed in the ceiling
Kind of like this but not as fancy

>>513002647 (OP)
4chan ate my picture

"As the University of Texas prepared for the new semester, faculty members were busy setting up their classrooms and finalizing syllabi. In the teachers' lounge, a group of professors gathered for their usual coffee break, exchanging stories and laughter. Little did they know, a shocking surprise awaited them.

On a particularly quiet Thursday morning, Professor Thompson, known for his dry humor, decided to take a quick break from grading papers. He strolled into the lounge, ready to refill his coffee cup. As he approached the trash can, he froze in disbelief. There, sitting atop a pile of discarded snack wrappers, was a perfectly formed pile of feces, looking like a grotesque chocolate cake that had gone horribly wrong."

Phantom shitter is stone cold! HOLY FUCK! IN THE TEACHERS LOUNGE!

>>513002647 (OP)
let me guess, indian? If he was white they would have fired him.

>>513003270
jeets are fucking retards and would think some jews in a college acting like clowns means they like black people yet before all the stupid jeets were they really like fucking stupid clowns to niggers?

look at what jew man left for the african immigrant janitor jeets and mutts, pretty funny that he would lose his job for not being cordial about someone's shit being neatly placed outside of toilets, as the wakanda dean of toilets

Fucked up shit!

>>513002647 (OP)
what a shitty thing to do

>>513002837
the fresh beaners from mexico are constantly shitting in the urinals in sani huts on job sites
then they throw the shit paper on the floor
its pretty fucking annoying

>>513002647 (OP)
Just trying to keep up with San Francisco.

>>513002647 (OP)
It's obviously some Indian(s), Austin is chock full of those creepy bobble heads.

Hook 'em

>>513002647 (OP)
I heard someone (likely another member of the cackalty) was following along and beating off, leaving semen on top of the dukes that were found. The student body were calling it 'saucing'.

>>513002647 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myjHQ_BP2q8

>>513002647 (OP)
Let me guess, you were too effeminate for the Navy so you went to Texas instead and found a "brotherhood".
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Phantom+Shitter

>>513007548

Well that's just weird, but also sounds pretty easy to figure out.